Chapter 333 South Park (Part 7)
When Randy ran back to the bus, his wife cursed, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Randy gasped and replied seriously: "I got a good shot, wife."
Before he finished speaking, the whole bus shook violently. It seemed that the two giant guinea pigs sitting on the bus had lost their patience.
Ta-ta-ta--
The sound of submachine gun fire rang out, and Feng Bujue took out his own [Miss Moxxi's Bad Temper] and started shooting.
Before the first round of bullets was fired, the gun's fire attribute was triggered, igniting the brown guinea pig. The monster immediately climbed off the bus and rolled around in the street, trying to put out the fire on its back.
"As expected... things from outside this world can have a certain effect on guinea pigs." Feng Bujue muttered, and then used the Death Poker. He showed the light card in his hand, and a five-card straight flush flew out.
This psychic weapon can automatically track the target, not to mention that Feng Bujue now has a soul, so he can control the strike point of the light card very accurately.
Then, with a tearing sound, the Death Poker plunged into the eye of another guinea pig. After being hit, the monster ran aside in pain, away from the bus.
Feng Bujue was heartened when he saw that this method worked. At least for now, he had mastered a method that could repel these giant monsters without too much effort.
"No one is hurt, right?" Feng Bujue rushed onto the bus and looked at the family of three and asked. He didn't wait for the other party's answer and immediately answered, "Get out of here quickly and follow me."
The three of them didn't talk much. Seeing that the troll had temporarily stopped attacking, they quickly followed Brother Jue off the bus.
Under the leadership of Feng Bujue, the four of them ran towards the shopping mall.
"Where are we going?" randy followed. I didn’t forget to continue filming and narrating with a portable camera.
"Shopping mall." Feng Bujue replied.
"Why go there?" randy asked again.
"Because the walls there are very thick, and there are enough supplies inside to ensure that the refugees can survive." Feng Bujue replied. Naturally, he couldn't answer... because the mission I received requires me to take you there. .
"Oh, yes! We should be able to meet other refugees there. Maybe someone will know what is going on." randy continued.
Feng Bujue didn't respond to this because he knew exactly what was going on. This catastrophe will continue for at least one night, and the person who will end it will defeat the leader of these monsters, the Minister of National Security, at dawn.
Just wait until tomorrow morning and the monster in human form will be revealed. At that time, the imprisoned Peruvian panpipe bands will be released, and the crisis will be resolved.
In other words, there are at least ten hours left for this single-player nightmare script...
…………
At the same time, in the jungle of Peru.
The little bearded man and the tall man were leading the way holding a map, and the five children were walking behind them.
"I don't understand, Remsky, there's no markings on this place on the map." The tall man walking in the front said, looking at the map. It turns out the mustachioed pilot's name is Remsky.
"The whole canyon is strange," Remsky replied, looking uneasy. "Look...the fruits here are so big..."
No wonder he was a little frightened. In the place they were in, only the size of the trees was normal, and everything else was surprisingly large.
On wet grass. There are giant apples as tall as a person; peaches as big as water tanks hang on the tree vines high up; you can vaguely see spider webs as big as football fields in the forest in the distance, spread diagonally in mid-air. …
"Look at this!" the tall man shouted.
Pushing aside the trees in front, a huge wall appeared.
"This looks like some kind of giant... hive?" the tall man said.
"Oh my God..." Remsky exclaimed.
Come closer. You can see that this hive is extremely spectacular. Its height is as high as a cliff. People stand under the wall of this hive. You can't even see the sky when you raise your head.
"I said, guys, what the hell is this place?" asked Stan, who was following them.
Remsky and the tall co-pilot were obviously stunned by the sight before them. The former, with his eyes straightened and his mouth half-open, replied dully: "This seems... to be an unknown land, somewhere that has been destroyed by time." The Forgotten Corner...Look, everything here is amazingly big.”
Craig started to complain without expression: "It's so exciting..." He paused for a second and then said: "I followed you, but you led me to a giant lost world."
Stan replied unhappily: "Craig, this is not our fault! Don't always make it sound like we did it on purpose, and we had no choice."
Kyle echoed: "Yeah, that's what happened."
"That's what happened?" Craig repeated in a straight tone.
"Yes!" Kyle replied with a frown.
"And this thing is... you were sent by the government to raid Lima, and ended up in a state of loss." Craig added.
"That's right." Cartman also said.
"Do you know what happens to most kids?" Craig complained by giving examples: "Falling off a bike, quarreling with parents, and being cheated of birthday red envelopes by others..."
Remski interrupted the children's conversation, "No matter where we are, I suggest we move on quickly. I always feel that there is something here..."
Suddenly, Kenny ran forward, pointed behind the two pilots, and shouted in his unclear voice that no one could hear: "Hey! Be careful!"
His reminder was a little late. At this moment, two large lumps of sticky yellow substances fell from the sky and poured on Remski and the tall man. Then, the huge tentacles protruding from the wall of the beehive quickly dismembered the two and dragged them into the beehive.
Watching the severed limbs fall to the ground, the children screamed and ran to the woods behind...
The five people ran in panic, and they didn't know how long they ran until they were tired and stopped. After taking a breath, none of them could find the way back.
But sitting and waiting for death is definitely not a solution. Besides, children are very energetic and don't need to rest for too long. Therefore, they soon set out on the journey of exploration again.
The surrounding forest was darker and denser than before, and the moonlight was not enough for them to see the road ahead. But these children were quite capable. They worked together to make a torch, which Stan held and led everyone forward.
To be honest... they didn't know where they were going.
"I think we are going deeper and deeper into the mountains." After walking for about half an hour, Kyle looked around and said.
"Maybe we should try that direction." Cartman randomly pointed to a direction and suggested.
Kenny seemed a little angry and frustrated. He said in an unclear voice: "I think we are dead."
At this time, Kyle suddenly saw something. He pointed to the right side of the crowd and shouted: "Hey! Look over there!"
The others turned their heads and saw... a large shadow next to a wetland covered with weeds dozens of meters away. Looking closer, it turned out to be a building made of stone.
This building looks like the entrance of some kind of ruins. It is made of large pieces of stone, about three meters high, and is trapezoidal in shape. There is a door in front of it, and on both sides of the entrance, there is a stone totem statue. The meaning is unknown.
"What is that?" Cartman asked.
"I don't know, it looks very old." Kyle replied.
Stan immediately followed up: "Let's go inside and take a look."
This sentence undoubtedly triggered Craig's complaints again. He said coldly: "Go inside and take a look..." He paused, "That's why... you guys have fallen to this point. Because when you guys see a gloomy and ancient ruins, you will say "Go inside and take a look" as if nothing happened."
"This may be a way out, Craig!" Stan said loudly.
Cartman also said: "That's right, complainer."
A few minutes later, five people had entered in a line with torches.
The interior of the ruins is very well preserved. Neither the statues nor the murals have been damaged, and the ground inside is also paved with stones with strange patterns carved on them.
"Wow. I bet no one has discovered this place for centuries." Kyle exclaimed as he looked around.
"Yeah, it's for sure." Kenny said.
"Hey, guys, come and see this." Stan, holding a torch, shouted in front of the mural. He must have discovered something.
The friends gathered around and stood under a wall.
"These are ancient murals." Stan looked at the wall and said.
"Look! That's a pan flute band!" Kyle pointed to the first picture on the wall.
The pattern showed four people holding musical instruments playing.
"I know, look there!" Stan said, pointing to the second picture next to it.
In that picture, there were four little people holding musical instruments and two huge guinea pigs. There were many wavy stripes around those little people, and the guinea pigs seemed to be avoiding those waves.
"It seems to be saying... pan flute music can drive away guinea pigs?" Stan said doubtfully.
"Oh! No way! Look at that!" Kyle found something on the mural again and pointed to the other side.
The third pattern was the pan flute band in the first picture, but outside the band, there was a cage.
"The pan flute band was imprisoned!" Kyle said, "Just like what is happening in the outside world."
Stan's torch slowly moved to the fourth picture, "Then... guinea pigs began to devour humans..."
The fourth picture was a picture of guinea pigs attacking humans and demolishing houses.
"And in the end..." Everyone muttered, moving their eyes to the last picture.
A few seconds of silence fell.
The four protagonists were all stunned and stared at the picture.
Cartman was the first to speak: "Brothers! That's Craig!"
Craig didn't really want to deal with these four bitches, so he was alone in the shadows behind, sullenly playing soy sauce. Unexpectedly, he suddenly heard his own name.
"Huh?" Craig was stunned for a moment, then walked over quickly.
He pushed aside the four people, squeezed to the front, and saw the last mural.
On that pattern, there was a little man who looked exactly like Craig, like a god. There was light all over his body, and he was holding a spear, aiming it at a strange-looking giant guinea pig.
"Damn...that's really Craig!" Kyle said in shock.
Even the usually calm Craig was a little at a loss. He just looked at the mural in surprise that was left in this ruins hundreds or thousands of years ago.
"Man, what's going on here?" Cartman asked.
"I don't know." Craig replied truthfully.
"Your appearance is carved on the walls of the ancient Inca civilization. Don't you have nothing to explain?" Cartman asked again.
"No……"
…………
On the other side, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, in the office of the Secretary of Homeland Security.
"According to the latest reports, the guinea pig crisis in the United States and Canada is further deteriorating." A staff member reported with a table report: "Messages from Europe and China say...the casualties are already in the tens of thousands."
The Minister of National Security still put on Commander Ikari's pose, sitting there and saying: "So... how is the situation under control?"
"It's very bad, sir." The staff member replied: "At present, it seems that we can't stop these monsters at all. The situation is completely out of control..."
"Oh hahaha...ah hahaha..." The Minister of National Security made paws with his hands, raised his arms, stood up straight, and looked up to the sky, laughing wildly.
"Uh... sir?" Everyone else in the office looked at him in shock.
"Hmm..." The Minister of National Security sat back in his chair and suppressed his smile: "Oh, I'm sorry, I just happened to think of a funny joke."
The bunch of people with low IQs at the desk were stunned for a few seconds. Just believed it...
"Oh, haha, that's right." they responded.
The Minister of National Security immediately changed the topic and said: "Okay, let's get down to business." He ordered: "Prepare a special plane for me. I want to go to Machu Picchu (Inca ruins in Peru)."
"Huh? Machu Picchu?" a soldier said inexplicably.
"Yes, send me to Machu Picchu immediately! Are you deaf?" the Minister of National Security shouted sternly.
A staff member in a blue suit next to him asked: "But...sir, is there any point in going to Machu Picchu?"
"Who has the final say here!" the Minister of National Security yelled, "Here...isn't it? It's up to me to have the final say!"
Everyone looked at each other in surprise, but no one refuted...
…………
After consuming most of a deck of cards along the way, Feng Bujue finally brought Stan's parents and sister to the parking lot in front of the shopping mall.
But all the electronic rolling shutter doors in the shopping mall have been lowered now. It seemed that someone hiding inside had sealed the entrance.
"Are there any other entrances to this place?" Feng Bujue asked as he ran, "Such as the back door, side door, underground entrance, etc." He couldn't possibly destroy the door and enter, because that would be equivalent to letting the monster in. .
"Yes, but the back door is far away from here. It takes three streets around." Sharon replied.
Feng Bujue raised his eyes and looked at the surrounding situation. He was not optimistic... There were quite a few guinea pigs nearby, there were five or six as far as he could see. And if you choose to go around here, it is likely to attract more surrounding monsters to the wall of the shopping mall.
"There is no other way, let's go to the rooftop." Feng Bujue said and swallowed a bottle of survival value supplement, which brought the survival value back to about 65% again. Immediately afterwards, he activated the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique.
He didn't explain much. After putting the submachine gun in his bag, he grabbed Randy with one hand and ran forward.
The shopping mall is a five-story building, but its floor height is definitely higher than that of an average apartment building. The rooftop is more than ten meters above the ground.
But Feng Bujue was very sure about this matter. After running up, he jumped up and stepped on several very shallow window edges and bulges on the outer wall. He used his hands and feet together, repeatedly borrowing strength, and soon took him with him. Randy climbed up.
Randy screamed the whole time, but after reaching the rooftop and standing firm, he immediately explained to the camera: "Oh! God, [beep--] brought me up, hey, man, wave to the camera, okay?" "
Feng Bujue didn't bother to pay attention to him, but quickly threw down the backpack on his back, held it up with one arm, and climbed out of the rooftop again.
He stroked the outer wall with the spider silk glove on his right hand, and using a unique posture, he slid down against the vertical wall, barely sustaining any damage when he landed.
"Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!" Feng Bujue ran and yelled at the frightened mother and daughter Sharon and Shelly, because behind them, a guinea pig was approaching.
"Ah -" Sharon also realized the situation, she screamed and pulled her daughter forward to run forward.
Feng Bujue knew that he had to bring these two people up at once, otherwise the one left on the ground would die.
The side mission is for him to bring Stan's parents and sister to the shopping mall. Obviously, no one is missing, otherwise when Randy is taken to the rooftop, the mission will be declared completed.
If one of these three NPCs dies here, then Feng Bujue will be in vain.
"This is going to cost me my life..." Feng Bujue sighed.
He lifted the two men one by one on his shoulders, then quickly turned around and faced the shopping mall.
"It was already troublesome when I was carrying one person. I could only climb with one hand and two feet. And now there are two people..." Feng Bujue thought to himself: "There is only one chance..."
Thinking of this, Brother Jue suddenly exerted force under his feet.
This jump was more amazing than the one he jumped directly to the fourth floor before. The ground suddenly cracked at the moment he jumped.
Feng Bujue had predicted the result of this jump with his soul. He knew that it would be no problem to send these two NPCs up, but he himself...
Three seconds later, Feng Bujue rose to the edge of the rooftop with two people on his shoulders, but the height was still not enough, and he had nowhere to borrow strength. So, he forced the two people up with the strength of his arms.
When Sharon and Shelly flipped over the edge of the rooftop and landed, the system prompt rang: [Side quest completed]
"Hahahahahaha..." Feng Bujue laughed loudly in the air.
But at this moment, it was really not time to be happy. Because he was falling from a height of nearly 20 meters in a state of free fall, and there was a giant monster waiting on the ground. (To be continued...)