Chapter 363 Toy War (XVI)

"Uh... Professor X?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Yes." Professor X replied in his infectious and friendly tone, "Hello."

"Wait..." Xiao Tan reacted quickly. He leaned close to Brother Jue's ear and whispered, "No, this guy can read other people's thoughts... What if he read the prophet..."

"Professor, I want to ask, what is your superpower?" Feng Bujue ignored Xiao Tan and asked the professor knowingly.

Unexpectedly, the Lego Professor X replied: "I don't have any superpowers."

"Ah?" Xiao Tan was stunned, "No way?"

"This is obvious." Feng Bujue turned his head and whispered to his teammates: "Toys can't have mental abilities such as "memory reading" or "mind control." He shrugged, "If it really does... then it's meaningless for you to speak in a low voice just now, because he already knew what you said before you said it."

"Oh..." Xiao Tan nodded, and moved his head after a few seconds, "Eh? Then professor, don't you have any combat ability?"

"Hehe... knowledge is + + power. Even without superpowers, I can do a lot of things." Professor X smiled and said, "Of course, you can also think of me as an ordinary bald man in a wheelchair."

"No, no, no, I don't mean that." The kind Xiao Tan quickly waved his hand to deny.

"Well, very good." Professor X kept a peaceful smile, "Because if you dare to mention the words 'wheelchair' or 'bald', I will let my students pin you to the ground and crush your head with a wheelchair."

"Hey... This is completely blackened... Obviously you are very concerned about the fact that you don't have superpowers... And you have said those two words twice." Xiao Tan muttered in a low voice.

Feng Bujue stepped forward and changed the subject: "Well... Professor, since you can't use telepathy, how do you know that 'they are here'?"

"I'm just running errands for the prophet and coming here to pass on a message." Professor X replied, and the next second, he suddenly followed up with a sentence: "What! You said I don't have legs to run?" Then he took out a pistol from his jacket pocket. "Die, you two impolite kids!"

After that, he actually jumped up from the wheelchair and started shooting randomly.

Jue Ge and Xiao Tan were shocked at the time, rolling to both sides and running away.

Fortunately, this "Professor X" had poor shooting skills and didn't hit a single shot. Moreover, the gun he used and the bullets he fired were all extremely small Lego fragments, which did not cause much damage to the surroundings.

At this time, there was a whoosh, and a red shadow came in an instant. He snatched the gun from "Professor X" and said, "Hey! Stop it! Luthor (lex_luthor, Superman's nemesis, one of the classic villains), it's time to take medicine!"

While speaking, Lego Flash pushed Luthor back into the wheelchair and pressed a button on the back of the wheelchair. But I saw several building blocks popped out from both sides of the wheelchair, tying up the crazy bald man and making him unable to move.

"Ah-let me go! I'm Professor X! They discriminate against the disabled! Ah-" Luthor kicked his feet wildly. He struggled with his hands and was pushed away by the Flash.

"Sorry." Another blue figure appeared beside Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi at a speed not inferior to lightning. He was Lego Quicksilver (Magneto's son. Basically Marvel's Flash). "Once the medicine stops, he will have some schizophrenia symptoms. Last week, he was shirtless and painted on his body, trying to pretend to be Kratos. Later, he was beaten to a cake by Hulk."

"What's the point of asking such a person to report the news..." Xiao Tan replied.

"Anyway... According to the information from the prophet, two members of the novel ignored the security patrol and were approaching the Lego house. And they will arrive soon." Quicksilver continued, "The prophet means that you should go outside to deal with them."

"Oh? They came to the door by themselves." Feng Bujue sneered, "Humph... You are quite courageous, guys from the Survey Corps..."

"How many times are you going to use this kind of costume joke..." Xiao Tan said weakly. Obviously, Feng Bujue had made a lot of jokes about Siyu's costumes in the two weeks between the end of "Cang Ling Sword Fight" and "I am a Writer".

"Okay, let's get going now." Feng Bujue said, and then jumped onto the "Lego Puffer Gladiator" and opened the hatch of the cockpit.

The appearance of this mecha is like a long-legged puffer fish. The whole machine has two parts, one is the body (fish don't have a trunk and a head anyway), and the other is two legs (conical legs, can't be straightened, and the bones are amazing).

Moreover, this Lego Puffer Gladiator (hereinafter referred to as Puffer Gladiator) has only legs, no hands. From Musashi Koganei's "finished", it can be seen that he didn't build hands because of lack of time, but simply to make the mecha look weird...

The cockpit of this thing is similar to that of a biplane, one in front and one in the back, and can seat a total of two people. What is more puzzling is, how does this thing fight? And... what do two pilots do for a robot without even hands? Does each person control a leg?

"Oh, this control is quite simple and clear." After Feng Bujue jumped into the main cockpit ahead, he found that there were only two joysticks and a knob-type switch in front of him. The left side of the knob said "off" and the right side said "on." ", and the two operating rods, you don't need to think about it, control the swing of the left and right legs. Directly in front of the operating table, there are six words written as a superfluous word - mobile control system.

Xiao Tan also jumped onto the mecha and entered the co-cockpit at the rear. Unexpectedly, he was shocked as soon as he sat in: "Hey! Why are there so many buttons!"

"Huh?" Feng Bujue found it incredible after hearing this. In the main cockpit in front of him, there are only three controllable parts in total, and it seems that there is really no need for the fourth thing. There are still some in the back. What?

"Let me take a look." Feng Bujue climbed out of his cockpit, took two steps on the top of the mecha, and came to the back position above the "fish tail" to look into the co-cockpit.

You don't know it, you'll wet yourself just by looking at it... In the cockpit where Xiaotan is looking, there are hundreds of buttons in front of and on both sides, as well as push rods, knobs, tact switches, various instruments, and indicator lights. etc. The most outrageous thing is...in a very conspicuous position, there is a button covered by a small glass cover. A yellow and black nuclear weapons warning sign was painted next to it...

Finally, four words were written above the console in front of the co-cockpit - Weapon System.

"This fucking meow is really perverted!" Lian Feng Bujue couldn't help shouting loudly, "The mobility system is simpler than a bumper car, but the weapon system is made like a universal continuously enhanced mobile arsenal (general_unilateral_neuro) -link_dispersive_autonoeuver) the same!”

"I don't know why...I always feel that I can destroy the world just by sitting here and rolling my face on the keyboard..." Xiao Tanxu continued with eyes.

"Hmm... no, calm down and think about it... a weapon made with only twenty minutes and less than a box of Lego bricks cannot be so powerful as to be exaggerated." Feng Bujue pondered: "Maybe... …It seems like there are a lot of buttons, but in fact most of them are useless devices. For example...a bunch of buttons are all used to adjust the humidity and temperature in the cockpit, and only one or two are real weapons.”

"Haha... Just try it slowly..." Xiaotan said, pushing open the hatch cover of the co-pilot's cabin and standing up. With a push of his arms, he reached the main cockpit in front, "I'll control the movement."

Feng Bujue didn't care. He jumped down from the "fish tail" and entered the co-cockpit full of adjustable parts. "Whatever... let's go."

When Xiao Tan heard this, he turned the knob in front of him to the on side, and then pulled the operating lever to control the puffer fish fighter to move forward.

"Hey... push and pull only take one step at a time..." Xiaotan controlled the robot and took less than ten steps. I realized this serious problem, "And the speed and frequency of my leg movements are exactly the same as my hand speed of pulling the joystick."

"So what?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Using this driving method of repeatedly pushing and pulling the joystick consumes almost as much physical energy as walking upside down with both hands..." Xiaotan replied.

"Hmph..." Feng Bujue snorted disdainfully and raised his right hand. "That's just because you are not strong enough. If it were me, I could do it with one hand..."

"Hey!" Xiao Tan interrupted with a roar, "What's there to show off with this wretched self-confidence!"

…………

at the same time. Outside the Lego house, on top of a shelf.

In the shadows, a sharp gaze. The scope of the sniper rifle was aimed at the only exit of the Lego House.

This is a perfect sniping spot, with a commanding position, no wind on all sides, and a moderate distance. There is not even a bunker at the exit of the Lego House, it is completely open.

With the help of night vision goggles, Sadling can clearly observe the situation there, and even a fly (of course, a fly may be about the same size as a mouse to them now) can't even think of flying over.

"All we have to do now is wait..." Xiyu said, holding a night vision binoculars and squatting next to Bei Ling. The two of them, as a combination of snipers and observers, already had a very tacit understanding of each other, and Siyu was responsible for any changes that were beyond the sight of the sad spirit, and there was no mistake.

"Actually, they may have left the Lego House and returned to the classic occupied area." Sadling still maintained his aiming posture and remained motionless as he spoke.

Xiyu continued, "We received the report from the Guards at 1:53, and the time Wujue and Xiaotan entered the Lego House was about 1:40. If they went in to complete a task or lead The plot, it stands to reason, won’t come out soon.”

"What if they, like us, ignore the night shift security and still dare to be outside after 1:55?" Beiling said, "Then they have about ten minutes to escape before we arrive. "

"Well... There are two premises for this hypothesis... First, they completed what they wanted to do in the Lego house at an extremely fast speed; second, they don't want to fight us yet." Siyu said thoughtfully. : "In an unconscious style..."

"For the sake of branch lines or hidden tasks, the team leader is likely to temporarily avoid us." Beiling said, "And this kind of avoidance will not be counted as a 'negative game' by the system, it can only be regarded as a strategic detour."

"If they have really returned to the classic territory, our situation here will be very dangerous." Siyu said.

Beiling sighed: "I have thought about it. The security patrol ends at 2:15 in the morning. From then on, we will wait for another 15 minutes. If we still don't see anyone by 2:30, or if we are discovered by toys that are hostile to us during this period, we will retreat first. Then we can make use of the military to deal with it."

At this moment, while the two girls in the girls' group were analyzing and discussing various reasonable strategies, the two gentlemen in the boys' group who were driving the perverted mechas were approaching the exit of the Lego House.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta... The puffer fighters ran forward with big strides.

Xiao Tan, who was sitting in the main cockpit, was tired like a grandson... Jue Ge was bored, holding his cheek with one hand and yawning in the co-pilot cabin.

"Speaking of which, we should let Musashi Koganei directly make a flying vehicle? It is the fastest and safest to approach the enemy from the air." Xiao Tan complained with heavy breath.

"If you say so... then wouldn't it be more convenient for the two of us to approach the enemy directly from the top of the shelf, or for me to take you to a higher place to get closer to the target with the Moon Step?" Feng Bujue said.

"Eh? Right!" Xiao Tan continued.

"Yes, of course I have thought of all these plans." Feng Bujue continued, "But in that case, wouldn't I be the one who is so tired that I stick my tongue out?"

"Huh?" Xiao Tan said angrily, "You are just pitting your teammates!"

"That's not the case." Feng Bujue rested his head on his hands and leaned back on the chair, "Don't forget... you climbed to the main cockpit by yourself..."

A second later, there was a "pop" sound from the front, presumably Xiao Tan slapped himself.

"There is a... thing, it came out..." Bei Ling suddenly said.

Seeing that she didn't shoot, Si Yu knew that the situation was different, and then aimed the telescope at the area in front of the Lego House. When she saw the object in her sight, she put down the telescope... rubbed her eyes, and then raised it again.

"I bet 50 cents that I'm in there." Siyu said in a cold and straightforward tone.

"This Lego monster was built by those two idiots themselves..." Beiling responded with a sad tone of "these two guys are hopeless."

"If this is a toy that already existed in the script..." Siyu continued, "then it will definitely never be sold."

"Besides, the toys can't run around during the security patrol." Beiling said as she loaded a special bullet into the sniper rifle, "This is interesting... If the vehicle they are riding suddenly explodes, can they survive..." The corner of her mouth curled up a dark smile, and the muzzle of her gun was already aimed at the torso of the puffer fighter.

Bang——

The moment Beiling pulled the trigger, a thunderous sound broke through the sky, and a bullet shining with green light shot out. (To be continued...)