Chapter 357 Toy War (Ten)
Today, when the word "magic work" is abused, people seem to have gradually forgotten the original meaning of this word. Most of the time, we just use it to express praise or love for a certain work, or to tease some unexpected plots.
But many years ago, the meaning of this word was much more than that...
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" was infinitely close to God.
It was born in a golden age.
In those years, hair dyeing was still fashionable, disco echoed in the streets, alien special effects were breathtaking, and the dominant player in the console industry was the Little King...
In those years, Jordan looked down upon him, Ma Ma Ge was still alive, Teresa Teng’s lingering voice was still there, and Jackson was still black...
In those years, there was no justified money worship, and there was no South Korea, the ancient country that created the universe. The Chinese men's football team was still the best in Asia, and the Spring Festival Gala sketches still dared to tell the truth...
It was a nostalgic era, a very pure era.
Once upon a time, the popularity of automobiles caused cities to lose their boundaries.
Today, the proliferation of electronic devices has not brought people closer&{}.
The days when the family gathered in front of a TV are far behind us, and it has become a daily routine for everyone to stare at their own small screens. In an environment where information exchange is extremely convenient, we become more confused.
But in that golden age, things were not that complicated. The charm of a work can be most intuitively reflected in the ratings.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is a work that can keep children glued to the TV on time. Novel settings, exciting plots, interesting dialogues, moderate violence...it is only natural that this film will become popular.
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello, these four mutant turtles with very different personalities, seek justice. The story continues year after year. Their footprints are all over comics, TV, big screens, games, and they even have their own rock band (the actors wear turtle costumes and lip-sync on stage). In the early 1990s when special effects technology was far from mature, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had already filmed three live-action movies. Even in the 21st century, its 03 version of the new animation is still well received.
These guys are capable of anything. Of course, toy peripherals have already been launched. As a classic memory of a generation, the Turtles will undoubtedly appear in the classic camp.
"Hey! When did you come?" Jazz asked loudly.
"It's been long enough..." Raphael responded in his deep voice.
Leonardo added, "Optimus Prime asked us to follow you secretly to support you."
"Well..." Night Patrol said thoughtfully: "As expected of Optimus Prime, he has already considered the possibility of a complete break between the Lego House and us... With the support of the four of you, even if we are trapped in the Lego House, we There’s also a good chance of escaping.”
"I'm afraid it's more than that..." Xiaotan suddenly interjected: "Why do I think...it's because Optimus Prime still doesn't believe Brother Jue and I, so he sent someone to follow us secretly to prevent us from doing anything strange."
"It doesn't matter what the order is." Leonardo replied. Basically, Xiao Tan’s speculation was accepted by default. Indeed, Optimus Prime asked the Turtles to follow him mainly to monitor travelers from other worlds. Therefore, the four of them will never show up unless absolutely necessary.
Their original bottom line was to help Jazz and Night Patrol when they faced real danger. But the plan failed to keep up with the change, and no one expected that Kenshin would be able to detect their presence.
Leonardo cast his gaze on Kenshin: "Can I ask, how did you discover us?"
This is indeed a very puzzling question for turtles. As ninjas, the Turtles' hiding skills are undoubtedly superb. When necessary, they can even close their breathing for a long time to hide their aura.
"Actually...it wasn't me who discovered you." Kenshin replied, "It was Mr. Crazy Bujue." He paused. "Perhaps... you have been discovered by him while you were following him..." He held up his chin and muttered, "When Sauron used the Ichitō-ryu. Port Bird to test, that crazy gentleman was there. He understood the power, speed, changes, etc. of this move in an instant... Of course. This is nothing. But then, in that flash of lightning, he glanced at the direction of the four of you. I want to see if you will react to this..." Kenshin said as he slowly turned around and faced the turtles, "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have imagined that there would be something like this in the world. Such a thing. No matter whether it is a person who is afraid of death or a person who wants to die, he will not react like this when faced with an attack, but he can do it..."
"You are quite powerful...did you detect our position just by looking at Kuang Bujue?" Leonardo continued.
"Hmph... It's hard not to pay attention..." Kenshin took a long breath and said, "Please put yourself in his shoes... If I was slashing my face with a sharp blade, I raised my sword to resist, and at the same time took a break to attack... Look elsewhere. If you happen to see this scene, you will also care about it, right?"
"That's not necessarily the case." Feng Bujue's voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone present turned their heads and looked around.
Sougo was the first to speak, and said feebly: "Ah~ I came back faster than expected. Sure enough, I just turned two corners and got rid of it..."
Feng Bujue ignored him and continued to say to Jianxin: "If it were me, seeing a person with more than two scars on his cheek, and all concentrated on the same side, I would guess... this person must like to look around during the battle."
Jianxin did not respond to Feng Bujue's joke, but said indifferently, "Since Mr. Zoro is no longer here, and you have a certain advantage in numbers, then... I will also..." After saying that, his hand grasped the hilt of the sword.
At this moment, the four brothers of the Ninja Turtles jumped up and spread out at the same time, leaping in all directions.
Around Jianxin, it seemed that an invisible circle had opened up at this moment. Within this circle was an extremely dangerous area... Only strong hands with a certain level of strength could feel the existence of this range.
"Guys, leave him to me." As the leader of the turtles, Leonardo naturally took on the most dangerous task. "Raphael, Donatello, you two deal with Sougo; Michelangelo, you go help Jazz and the others suppress Gorri."
"Hmph... I can finally beat something." Raphael said eagerly.
"Be careful, brother. That kid is not easy to deal with." Donatello reminded him and followed him.
"Haha! Here I come!" Michelangelo always looked happy and excited. He swung his nunchaku and jumped into the battle group on Xiao Tan's side.
For a while, the strength of both sides reversed... Feng Bujue, who turned back, seemed a little redundant.
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One minute ago, in the Lego House, on the balcony of a building.
It's called a balcony, but it's actually made of Lego bricks. In this "Lego House", except for lighting equipment, there are few non-Lego products.
At this time. There are two figures standing on the edge of the balcony, watching the battle outside from afar through the glass wall of the display area.
They are Lego Batman and Lego Iron Man.
These "Lego-ized" superheroes are naturally Q-version. Their limbs and torsos are all made of rectangular blocks, and they are two-head-to-body proportions. They are shorter than most human-shaped toys of normal proportions and look like children.
"How long do you think it will take for us to stop them?" Tony (Iron Man) said, his voice sounded a little bit of overlap and electronic. It was the kind of voice that came from a real iron suit.
Bruce (Batman) frowned and replied, "I suggest you don't bother with it."
"This is our Lego's sphere of influence after all. It's not right to keep pretending to be deaf and dumb." Tony said again.
"We've been standing here pretending for quite a while..." Bruce said, "Let's pretend for a while. They're almost done fighting."
"I seem to have heard this somewhere..." Tony scratched his helmet (because it was a custom Lego toy, he couldn't take off the mask), "Oh, right... Hulk and Bane wrestled on the eve of Children's Day." He paused. "Remember that night when we almost failed to complete the reconstruction?"
"That's different. That time we were inside the house, and this time we were outside the door." Bruce paused. He said, "It's a sensitive period recently, and we should try to avoid getting burned."
"It's not us who are causing the fire now, it's the fire that's coming to us." Tony continued, "I know that the theft of the batch of building blocks is related to novel. I guess they have already put the building block weapons into the battlefield... Jazz and the others are here to ask for punishment."
"So what you mean is... we take people out immediately and kill the novel people to clear our suspicion?" Bruce asked.
"This is a question of choice..." The third voice came.
Bruce and Tony turned their heads and saw the Joker slowly approaching from the edge of the balcony. His movements were like walking on a tightrope barehanded, but he was wobbly.
"Novel put Lego weapons into the battlefield. On the surface, it seems to be to strengthen the combat power of the troops, but if you think about it carefully, you can find that they have another intention... Hehehe..." The Joker said with a smile.
Bruce responded, "Want to drag us Lego into the water..."
"That's right... If Classic doesn't investigate clearly and judges that the weapons were provided by us to Novel, they may declare war on us directly, or even without declaring war." Tony continued, "If a fight really breaks out, both sides will lose strength and forge hatred."
"Well... By then, even if we know that we were tricked by Novel in the first place, we will have to ask them to form an alliance." Bruce said.
"Haha! I told you, this is a matter of choice." The Joker smiled and raised a finger, "Either we turn to the side of novel as soon as possible... If we ask for an alliance now, we can still negotiate the terms." He raised a second finger, "Or, we will side with classic and prove with actions that Lego did not actively provide anything to novel."
When the Joker said this, he just walked to the building block railing in front of Bruce and Tony. He jumped down lightly, stood in front of the two, and pointed to a fake flower pinned on the edge of his collar, "Hey! Do you want to smell it? Bruce."
Bruce looked at the flower and snorted coldly, "Your trick... Only Thor (Thor) will be fooled."
"This is the choice... Bruce, do you want to smell it or not?" The Joker looked at Bruce very sincerely with his never-fading smile.
"I choose the third option." Bruce said as he stretched out his hand and tilted the pistil of the flower 90 degrees, pointing it upwards at the clown's face. "We will neither join classic nor novel. We will prove our innocence to classic and give novel a proper warning. Then we will continue to remain neutral." He said as he pressed the switch of the clown's "spraying flower".
But... the pistil did not spray water. The flower quickly melted into a ball of pink paste in Bruce's hand, wrapping his hand.
"Hahaha... sometimes, you should just give in, right?" The clown took a proud step and jumped onto the balcony again with a big laugh.
Tony turned his head away and shrank his neck to hold back his laughter.
Bruce looked at Tony, then looked down at his hand, said "hmm..." in annoyance, then quickly stepped forward and pushed the laughing clown in a rather sinister way.
As a result, the paste stuck his hands to the clown's body... and the two building blocks fell off the balcony together, screaming.
Tony leaned out of the balcony with a gloating look and sighed, "Poor flying duo, they still jump from high places all day long..." (To be continued...)