I Signed with the System for Three Years, and the Band Fired Me?

Chapter 165 "Longing" Breaks the Ratings Record!

When the show starts, Dafei’s fans are all looking forward to it.

As the opening credits play, a long shot of a drone comes into view.

The beauty of Xishuangbanna is as far as the eye can see.

"Wow, this place is so beautiful, I really want to go!"

"Caiyun Zhinan, it's really not built. Is Dafei going to record the show here this time? I'm so jealous!"

"I'm from Yunnan, welcome to play here!"

"This is our village. Dafei came to record the show a few days ago and I even took a group photo!"

"..."

After a very beautiful shot, the camera switched to Liangyin Media.

Da Fei was sitting in the office, and the director team handed him a hand card.

Then, the screen paused and switched between several photos of Da Fei.

"Da Fei, a recognized musical talent in the Chinese music scene, guest lecturer at Shanghai University of Political Science and Law, host, magician, sketch actor, director, writer..."

Da Fei's introduction seems to be unparalleled, as if he spans several fields. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an all-round artist.

"Haha, my strength does not allow Da Fei to keep a low profile anymore."

"Otherwise, this program would just introduce Da Fei's title. One episode wouldn't be able to introduce it all."

"It's a compliment for Dafei to come to your show. I hope the program team won't make things difficult for Dafei and be ignorant of good and evil."

"Who dares to make things difficult for Da Fei, not even with the courage given by Sister Deng."

"After all, he is a warrior who has locked up a wolf, a master as famous as Wu Song."

"..."

Sun Xuan's voice came.

"Are you ready for your companions to join our show this time?"

Lin Chudong said, "Look over there."

When the camera turned, in another office of Liangyin Media, a beautiful woman was playing a game.

The sound of the empty space was endless, and it was played with an external speaker, so Lin Chudong's song "No More Hesitation" came from inside.

"Sister Huan!"

Cheng Huanhuan turned around and the scene froze.

"A well-known female host of CCTV, comedian, president of the Ten Thousand People Association of "Audition", and her representative works "The Hourly Worker" and "Hand in Hand"."

As soon as Sister Huan appeared, the number of barrages immediately increased.

"Good guy, I haven't introduced the programs I hosted before, right? My masterpieces are just two sketches."

"That's right, Flying Girl is no joke. Who knows about the previous show, "Hourly Worker" completely made Sister Huan popular."

"Comedians can't stand it anymore. What the hell is this "Audition" Ten Thousand People Guild President? Is this also an identity?"

"You haven't seen who sponsors this show. Sister Huan's identity is very reasonable."

"Da Fei is really generous. He used to be an artist, but now he is the father of the fundraiser!"

"Looking forward to Sister Huan's wonderful performance!"

"..."

After the two sat down, Lin Chudong took a card and started reading.

"my country's urbanization is developing rapidly. The urban population has increased by an average of 20.96 million people per year in the past ten years. However, in addition to the development growth rate, cities are also accompanied by stress, impetuosity, and anxiety..."

“The life that working professionals long for is to be away from the hustle and bustle and avoid the crowded flow of people. They hope to breathe natural fresh air.”

"And are you willing to try such a life?"

Both of them nodded, "Yes, of course."

Cheng Huanhuan raised her hand, "Can I bring my laptop to play games when I go to the countryside?"

"Haha, Sister Huan is really a game fan. She even wants to play games when she joins the show."

"That's a guild with tens of thousands of people. Sister Huan can't leave."

"It turns out that this show is like this. I came to see Da Fei. I thought it was boring at first, but suddenly I became interested."

"I haven't experienced real rural life, so I don't know if it's fun or not."

"Has anyone watched "The Seaside Life" next door?"

"Look, Zhang Yiran, Li Zhilin and the others were drinking red wine on the yacht. They felt a bit far away from us..."

"That's it. Let's not watch it. Who wants to see them showing off?"

"..."

When the camera turned, Lin Chudong and Cheng Huanhuan walked into a small courtyard carrying their suitcases.

"This is our mushroom house?"

Cheng Huanhuan's face was filled with surprise, "Wow, so beautiful!"

A beautiful little courtyard, surrounded by a sea of ​​flowers. Whoever sees this style will love it!

The two walked into the yard. There was a puppy lying on the ground basking in the sun. There were a few chickens around. There was a pavilion and a pot in the yard. The atmosphere was simply great.

The house is divided into two large rooms, separated for men and women, and the environment is very clean.

Then, a figure walked in.

It’s Yingxiong Tian!

"Old Lin!"

As soon as Tian Yingxiong appeared, Lin Chudong immediately stepped forward and spoke to the camera.

"Old Tian doesn't need you to introduce him later. I'll help introduce him."

"Tian Yingxiong, the singer who makes the easiest money in China, the king of soft rice who can split the performance fee with Yanhua with just a few words of "Oh!"

Tian Yingxiong immediately rolled his eyes, "You go to hell!"

The two started bickering as soon as they met, which immediately made the staff in the yard laugh.

"Haha, Da Fei's description is so accurate. Tian Yingxiong is very good at it. Can he also get half of Yanhua's performance fee?"

"As a man who relies on his partners to make a living, Tian Yingxiong is the king of soft rice. It's a real deal."

"There's nothing I can do about it. They're lovers. It's useless for everyone to be jealous."

"Da Fei and Tian Yingxiong are acquaintances, right? Are you joking like this?"

"Yes, they are classmates."

"No wonder."

"..."

After Tian Yingxiong officially settled in, the three of them sat on the pavilion in the middle.

Sun Xuan's voice came.

"Yunnan is the land of fruits. There are many kinds of fruits around, such as bananas, coconuts, pineapples, etc. All the food you eat here must be exchanged for fruits. I have taken away the food in your suitcases before coming. "

"And at the end of the month-long shoot, five hundred bananas need to be handed over to the owner of the house as rent."

The three of them were stunned and speechless. Lin Chudong pointed at the director team and said.

"Tell me again, five hundred bananas or five hundred handfuls of bananas?"

Sun Xuan said, "Listen clearly, it's five hundred bananas!"

The three of them looked at each other, and Lin Chudong said, "I'm a weak scholar and I'm sure I can't do it. Lao Tian, ​​it's up to you."

"Are you weak? I saw you beating the wolf. You have to do this."

"I still have to cook for you, so let's go ahead, Sister Huan."

"Well, I agree. Sister Huan is a strong woman, so it's no problem to do some work."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "I think you two have nothing to do to find a partner!"

The three of them didn't do anything. Just getting together to chat and quarrel with each other was very funny. The effect of the show was quite good.

And the setting of this program is also very good. Everyone was very curious when they saw the fruits in the field, especially the pineapples.

I always thought pineapples grew on trees!

Ring ring ring, the phone rang.

Tian Yingxiong hurriedly ran to answer the phone, and the camera switched to indoors.

Each episode of the show will invite new guests, and the mystery guest for this episode will not be revealed in advance.

"Hey, this is the mushroom house."

"Where's Da Fei?" There was a voice changer on the other side of the phone, so I couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman, let alone who it was.

Tian Yingxiong said, "Da Fei went to work. Are you the guest today?"

"Yes, I am a guest. I told Da Fei that I want to eat the Nine Turns Large Intestine."

Tian Yingxiong was stunned, "Okay, I'll remember it..."

Netizens in the barrage suddenly lost their composure.

"Lin Qiqi didn't run away. My wife is the only one who can order such a tricky dish as the Nine-turn Large Intestine."

"Definitely, they both made the Nine-Turn Large Intestine before in the Super Challenge, but Lin Qiqi didn't eat it. She must be resentful, right?"

"At that time, Da Fei was not very popular. Looking back now, it is also a famous scene."

"Yeah, Da Fei actually won the first-class chef. This is simply outrageous."

“Should we add a chef label to Da Fei’s profile?”

"Don't add it, Da Fei's resume can't be written anymore."

"..."

Tian Yingxiong ran out and talked about it, and Lin Chudong quickly asked the director team.

"Director Sun, how many bananas does it cost to exchange for one pound of large intestine?"

Sun Xuan: Twenty!

Lin Chudong raised his eyebrows at Tian Yingxiong, "Go quickly."

Tian Yingxiong was speechless, "Why should I go? Why don't you go?"

"Don't I still have to make the stove? Besides, you are so connected to the soil, you should go to the fields."

Tian Yingxiong was stunned, "Why am I related to Tu?"

Lin Chudong smiled and said, "Netizens say you don't know your song Tu? You and Tu are not related yet?"

Tian Yingxiong looked innocent, "What does Ge Tu have to do with me? I only have a few words? Besides, you wrote that song too, so you have more to do with Tu!"

"Hahaha, Tian Yingxiong looks innocent."

"It's true, but it's very classy."

"Da Fei is the songwriter and composer, Yan Hua is the lead singer, Tian Yingxiong only has few words, but everyone calls him stupid, haha!"

"This show is so interesting and down-to-earth. They really work hard."

"It's not fake that Da Fei's face was gray when he built the stove. This show is a great way to relieve stress. It's much better than the yacht next door."

"I'll go next door to take a look first. I'll come back when my wife comes."

"I'm not going. Don't miss any famous scenes."

Liang Yin now has a mobile phone in his left hand and a mobile phone in his right hand.

One side is watching the barrage of "Longing for Pastoral Life", and the other side is watching the barrage of "Seaside Life".

Jia Lu asked, "How is it over there?"

Liang Yin said, "It's basically a bloodbath, and the barrage has already started to make noise."

"I miss you all."

"Is this show for ordinary people to show off their wealth? It's a yacht and a beach. Are you bullying us into not being able to travel?"

"I'm really speechless when I see a bunch of celebrities performing here. I was eating instant noodles after work, and now I'm watching them eat seafood sashimi!"

"Yeah, the more I looked at them, the more pressure I got. I always felt like they were used to it, and the more I looked at them, the more uncomfortable they became. I left and went to watch Da Fei make a fire."

"Dafei Shaohuo? I'll go take a look too. Where is it?"

"Jingcheng Terrace is much more interesting than this."

Liang Yin said, "I've watched this show a few times, and the filming is actually pretty good. It looks like a big production, and the game design is OK, but the style is too high."

"The beginning is to eat wagyu on the yacht, then go fishing, come back and eat fresh seafood sashimi, and then pitch a tent and camp on a deserted beach."

"Ordinary people have no access to these things. If nothing else, finding a deserted beach to play is a luxury. Only these celebrities can book a beach."

"The more you act like you're privileged, the less people like to watch it."

Lin Chudong smiled, "It's a pity that we can't see the ratings."

"What's the ratings?"

"Sister Zhang, I just called and asked. I'm not very optimistic. It hasn't broken 2 yet, it's past 1 o'clock."

Zhang Yiran frowned. This time period on Mango Channel used to be the time period of "I Am the King of Singer".

That show broke 3, breaking the record.

At the same time, her show was only after 1 o'clock. Isn't this too miserable?

"how so?"

"Maybe it's because of the impact of "Longing for Pastoral Life", their ratings seem to have exceeded 2."

Zhang Yiran's face looked a little ugly.

That crappy show from Dafei is so good, but it actually managed to top 2 on Beijing Channel?

Compared with their achievements in variety shows, Beijing Channel and Mango Channel are not on the same level at all.

Da Fei can turn the tide, isn't it too evil?

At this time, Shen Jianbin also called and asked about the ratings.

Zhang Yiran said angrily, "The ratings are not very good, so don't worry about it. I will notify you of the results."

After that, he hung up the phone.

Shen Jianbin gritted his teeth in anger, but he did not dare to get angry.

Hang up the phone with an angry look on his face.

"This chapter is still really fucking cool. She was smiling when we talked about cooperation, but she was so impatient when asking her something. I invested in this show, why can't I know the data?"

Sun Jie was a little worried, "Brother Bin, I didn't expect to meet Da Fei this time. If the ratings of this show are miserable, we will have to lose a lot of money, right?"

Shen Jianbin also looked annoyed, "When I first started preparing, I didn't know that I would meet Da Fei. Later, when Da Fei and the others announced the announcement, I told Zhang Yiran to stay away. Now Da Fei is very powerful."

"The two sisters named Zhang don't listen to anyone. They all think they can do it, damn it."

Shen Jianbin is no longer prepared to fight Da Fei, and he doesn't have the capital anymore.

Dafei CCTV has many backers and he still has money, so the programs he produces will not be too bad.

But Zhang still didn't listen. He suffered several losses and felt that Da Fei was nothing. He really didn't have a brain.

Sun Jie said, "Brother Bin, shall we withdraw our capital now?"

Shen Jianbin said, "It's not that easy. It's easy to give money out, but it's hard to get it back. If we make a profit, it's okay, but if we lose money, we'll lose everything."

Shen Jianbin sighed, with a sad expression on his face.

Hanging out with Zhang Yiran, I originally thought I had a good hold on him, but in the end, they just regarded him as cannon fodder.

"I hope the ratings won't be too low."

They have signed a gambling agreement with their sponsors, and if their advertising conversion rate fails to meet the requirements, they will lose money.

Shen Jianbin was sitting in the office, lighting a cigarette, and suddenly his right eyelid twitched violently.

In the show, Lin Qiqi finally appeared with her suitcase.

Seeing Lin Qiqi, Cheng Huanhuan and Da Fei quickly went up to say hello.

Lin Qiqi is still so sweet and cute, and she plays her true self.

But when she saw Tian Yingxiong, she immediately stared and said.

"Pay back the money!"

Tian Yingxiong looked confused, "What more money do you need?"

"Last time there was a link that said it was a donation to you. I donated 30,000, but it turned out to be a liar. You pay me back!"

The corner of Tian Yingxiong's mouth twitched, "Sister Lin, you have to go to the police for this matter, not me. Where are the outlaws? Tell me what you should do if you are deceived?"

Lin Chudong said, "I would like to remind everyone that you should download an anti-fraud APP on your mobile phone. If you are deceived, you should call the police as soon as possible. After a long time, the police will not be able to find you."

"Old Tian, ​​in order to make up for Qiqi, go and get thirty handfuls of bananas."

Tian Yingxiong: ... Mr. Lin, you are too serious about focusing on sex and neglecting friends.

"My wife is so cute, ah ah ah! Tian Yingxiong, take your life!"

"Haha, what's wrong with Tian Yingxiong? It's because Lin Qiqi was too naive and was deceived."

"Da Fei is the ancestor of Lao Se Pi. Did you meet Tian Yingxiong on the first day?"

"There is no other way. Qiqi and Huanhuan are both reluctant to let anyone work. I can only let you, Lao Tian, ​​go."

Beijing TV station.

Director Huang sat in front of the computer, watching the assistant beside him operating the computer, and quickly put on his reading glasses.

"How much is this?"

"Director Huang, it's 2.7!"

Huang Tianran's eyes suddenly widened.

"How many?"

"2.7! And it's still rising. Maybe it will break 3 in the first period!"

As soon as Lin Qiqi appeared on the show, the ratings skyrocketed.

Lin Qiqi has her own traffic, which is no worse than Li Zhilin. In addition, the opening segment of Da Fei is quite exciting, and the ratings instantly exploded.

This ratings shocked even Sun Xuan.

He and Da Fei's expected score was to break 2. If they could reach 2.5, it would be beyond expectations.

But this time it was almost 3.

It can only explain one problem, and that is that the audience originally attracted by Li Zhilin and the others found it boring after watching it for a while, so they all came to watch "Longing".

The traffic of Li Zhilin, Zhang Yiran and Wu Bo indirectly made wedding dresses for Da Fei and others!

Zhang Qinxue was dumbfounded. She had worked at Beijing TV all her life and had never seen a variety show with such high ratings.

This is definitely a ratings myth among Beijing TV stations.

"Sun Xuan is indeed worthy of his reputation."

Huang Tianran nodded, "Perhaps it can be said that Da Fei's reputation is well-deserved. Now our station has a good program!"

The copyright for this program has been signed with Beijing Channel. If this subject becomes popular, it can be filmed endlessly, or even in a continuous manner.

What a golden sign!

……

After a busy day, Lin Chudong cooked four dishes, including the nine-turn large intestine that Lin Qiqi had been thinking about.

Tian Yingxiong said, "Old Lin, how many bananas do we owe today?"

"We owe forty. Let's wait for the new guests to come tomorrow."

"Yes, hahaha."

Asked the director team to buy a few dishes, all of which were home-cooked dishes, which made people feel comfortable.

Unlike the "Life by the Sea" next door, which is all Michelin restaurant-level dishes, exquisite tableware and knives and forks, and people serve you when you eat on the beach.

This place is more down-to-earth, from building the stove to cooking, they do it all by themselves.

Lin Qiqi ate heartily, eating the large intestine that she had been thinking about. Such a top idol eating large intestine is quite impactful.

Suddenly, a woman's voice came.

"Qiqi, eat less!"

Lin Qiqi turned around and pouted immediately.

"Sister Song is controlling me again!"

Lin Qiqi has been competing with Sister Song in the show for more than once or twice. A greedy idol meets a motherly manager, and everyone likes to watch it.

Lin Chudong shouted, "Sister Song, do you want to eat some large intestine?"

The camera was turned to Song Jing, who shook her head quickly, "I don't eat that thing."

People who like to eat large intestine love it to death, and those who don't like it also hate it to death.

Lin Chudong picked up a large intestine with chopsticks and said.

"Old Tian, ​​let Sister Song taste this delicacy."

"Okay!"

Tian Yingxiong immediately understood and rushed towards Song Jing.

Lin Qiqi followed immediately, and Song Jing didn't have time to run, and was caught directly. Lin Chudong brought the chopsticks to her.

Lin Qiqi was not polite at all, and pinched Sister Song's mouth open and fed her.

"Haha, Sister Song, you have finally had this day!"

Lin Qiqi laughed so happily, the pleasure of successful revenge was simply too good.

"This program is really good, is it okay to prank the agent?"

"Da Fei and his gang are so good at playing tricks, it's so funny, is there anything that can't happen in their program?"

"Sister Song has a boat capsized in the gutter, but she seems to be eating very deliciously."

"Haha, it smells bad if you haven't eaten it before, but it smells really good after eating it once."

"I love this program, just watching Da Fei and the others playing tricks here is enough."

"..."

Sun Xuan said, "Among the four guests, two are singers and one is a prospective singer, won't you sing a song for everyone?"

The prospective singer is of course Lin Qiqi, the song "Congratulations" from the Spring Festival Gala left a deep impression on everyone.

Besides, Da Fei is a musical genius, it would be a bit unreasonable if there is no music at the end of the program, right?

Lin Chudong said, "You can't sing for nothing. Give us two boxes of beer and two bottles of white wine."

In this weather, with so many dishes, it's a bit uncomfortable not to order some wine.

Sun Xuan said, "One box of beer and one bottle of white wine at most."

Lin Chudong looked at Tian Yingxiong and said, "Then you sing. You only have a few words. It's more cost-effective for you to sing."

Tian Yingxiong: ...

Sun Xuan said, "Da Fei, you should sing. I'll give you two boxes of beer and one bottle of white wine."

"Okay, take the wine first, and then sing after you finish drinking."

The bargaining between the guests and the director team on this show is also a big highlight. Sun Xuan brought beer and white wine.

All four of them poured it.

Lin Chudong drank white wine, and the remaining three drank beer.

Seeing Lin Chudong drink a bottle of white wine in four gulps, Cheng Huanhuan immediately said.

"Da Fei, is it okay for you to drink so much?"

Lin Qiqi also said, "That's right, Da Fei, you are not allowed to drink anymore."

Lin Chudong was stunned, "What if I am thirsty if I don't drink?"

Lin Qiqi put her hands on her hips, "Drink water if you are thirsty!"

Lin Chudong: "Is water 52 degrees?"

Everyone:...

"The God of Wine is really worthy of his reputation. Is it okay for Da Fei to drink white wine as water?"

"Have you seen that video where Da Fei blew two bottles of wine?"

"I have seen it too. I don't know who posted it. There was also Li Zhilin at the table. Who knows the inside story?"

"I know. I also have a video of Li Zhilin vomiting after drinking. Do you want to see it?"

"Fuck, so exciting?"

"..."

Beijing TV Station.

The assistant shouted excitedly.

"Director Huang, it has broken 3, it has really broken 3, the only program in our station that has broken 3!"

Huang Tianran clapped his hands excitedly, "Okay! I will report to the headquarters!"

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