Chapter 180 The Egg-Laying Rooster, the Fighter Among Roosters!

Seeing Lin Chudong coming over, Qiu Chengdong breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is Da Fei okay?"

Lin Chudong nodded, "It's okay."

"Okay, let's play."

…

Niu Laoer asked, "Brother, what's going on? Didn't that person just say that Da Fei was here?"

Boss Niu frowned, "I don't know, but it's definitely not Da Fei written on this door. Let's look for it again."

The two Niu brothers once again carried the ladder and searched in the office.

Seeing a director, he immediately stopped him, "Brother, do you know where Da Fei's office is?"

The director looked surprised, "Didn't you just come out of Fei Ge's lounge?"

Boss Niu said, "Isn't that Lin Chudong's office?"

The director frowned and glanced at the two brothers, with clear stupidity in his eyes.

"Which unit are you from?"

…

Deng Siqing stood in front of the camera and said with a smile.

"Remember that little old lady wearing designer clothes? How many steps did it take to install an elephant in the refrigerator? This question still impresses me to this day."

“I don’t know what wonderful works the Dafei team will bring us this time.”

"Invite the Dafei team!"

When Deng Siqing first introduced, there was already thunderous applause from the audience.

On this stage, Cheng Huanhuan's popularity is higher than Deng Siqing's.

Subtitles appeared on the screen.

"plan"

Screenwriter: Da Fei

Performers: Da Fei, Cheng Huanhuan, Xie Yujun

Amid the applause of the audience, the little old lady wearing makeup by Cheng Huanhuan appeared again, followed by Xie Yujun.

Xie Yujun held a camera in his hand, and there was constant applause as soon as the two appeared on the stage.

Cheng Huanhuan shouted, "Daughter-in-law, we are here to help you."

In an instant, the live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

"My Goddess Huan plays the role of a little old lady again. Can anyone tell me what it means?"

"Northeastern dialect means guests. Sister Huan's Northeastern dialect is getting worse and worse."

"Where's Da Fei? When will Da Fei come up?"

"Da Fei is chanting needles and has no time to participate in the show."

"Da Fei probably won't pay attention to those people with eyes on their butts. It's really unnecessary to waste too much time with them."

…

"Honey, come out quickly!"

After Cheng Huanhuan shouted on the stage, Lin Chudong walked out in his classic black clothes, carrying a plate of dishes and wearing an apron.

Then the audience burst into applause and screams.

Even Qiu Chengdong was shocked. Da Fei was so popular.

Cheng Huanhuan said, "I've taken on another big job. Please cooperate with me later."

The two of them sat on the edge of the Kang. Xie Yujun turned on the camera, stood next to the two of them, and said to the camera.

"As the saying goes, the world is so big that it is full of wonders. In the house of the two uncles and aunts behind me, a strange thing happened not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs!"

On the stage, Lin Chudong's expression suddenly changed, and he ran away. His few steps made the audience laugh.

Cheng Huanhuan quickly chased after him, "What are you doing?"

Lin Chudong had an expression that was filled with resentment, "Why is your mouth like a waistband of cotton trousers, so why is it so loose?"

"How did we decide that our rooster lays eggs? Are we the only ones who know about it, and neither my son nor my daughter-in-law know about it? Why do you come here to talk about it?"

Cheng Huanhuan looked helpless, "What are you afraid of?"

Lin Chudong was furious, "What are you afraid of? Our rooster has laid eggs. Doesn't that mean I'm pregnant?"

Suddenly there was bursts of laughter from the audience.

Da Fei's sketch is too imaginative, right? How did you come up with the idea of ​​a rooster laying eggs?

Moreover, the acting skills of these two people are so superb. In the last sketch, everyone's attention was on Cheng Huanhuan, but this time they noticed that Da Fei played the old man well.

"I'm leaving, I won't mess with you anymore."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "I counted, one, two, three!"

Lin Chudong got scared and walked back, "You're back, what? You've been scaring me with these three numbers all my life."

…

"Hahaha, Sichuan's famous scenic spot, Labor and Capital Shudao Mountain!"

"Da Fei's acting skills are really amazing, he looks very similar to the role of a strict wife."

"It doesn't look like he's acting. Maybe Da Fei is acting in his true self."

"It was so explosive right from the start! Will Da Fei win the championship again this time?"

"It's hard to say yet, but Team Ant's skits are also very strong."

On the stage, Lin Chudong held Xie Yujun's hand and said, "Planner Xie, to tell you the truth, since your aunt became famous for her last sketch, life has been very difficult for both of us, and we still owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan... "

Without saying a word, Xie Yujun took out 20,000 yuan and slapped it on the table.

When the old couple saw the money, their language system was successfully shattered.

"What do you mean?"

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"Uncle, is there any warning before this chicken lays eggs?"

Lin Chudong blurted out, "No...that's impossible."

For the sake of money, he immediately changed his mind.

"At that time, this chicken was very conflicted and depressed."

"Think about it, think about it carefully."

"A rooster, he wants to lay eggs. It's not his job, he wants to do it."

"Is it embarrassing? Is it embarrassing? What do his peers think of him? What do chickens think of him? What do ducks think of him? What do geese think of him? How will he survive in the literary and artistic circles in the future?"

...

"Hahaha, is Dafei talking about chickens? Isn't this hinting at the entertainment industry?"

"666... ​​The phrase "how will I survive in the literary and artistic circles in the future" has exposed Dafei's hint of the entertainment industry."

"Dafei, are you scolding Zhou Shifang?"

"Zhou Shifang is not qualified. I feel like you are scolding Zhang Yiran."

On the stage, Lin Chudong continued to talk freely.

"In the past, was it sad to be with him instead of these hens?"

"And what do you call the eggs he laid when he was a rooster and the chicks he hatched when they grow up?"

"Call him dad? No."

"Call him mom? That's not right either."

"Call him aunt, that's even more wrong."

"But he has to lay eggs now. He's so anxious if he doesn't."

The whole audience burst into laughter. Dafei's lines were really amazing.

The vivid acting made the audience laugh.

…

"So..." Lin Chudong was almost unable to continue.

Suddenly, Cheng Huanhuan stood up and said.

"So, he made a decision to lay his own egg and let others talk."

The laughter from the audience once again drowned out the voices on the stage. Sister Huan was still Sister Huan after all. The joke was really wonderful.

Xie Yujun asked, "Uncle and aunt, where did he lay the egg?"

Lin Chudong stood up and thought as he walked.

"Where did he lay it..."

"He didn't dare to lay it in front of the chicken coop."

"He didn't dare to lay it in front of the duck rack."

"Guess where he laid it in the end? You say."

Cheng Huanhuan slapped his thigh and said, "Doghouse!"

Lin Chudong laughed immediately, and the two of them high-fived.

Xie Yujun asked, "Who found out?"

Lin Chudong said, "The bastard!"

Cheng Huanhuan stood up and said, "Once the paparazzi found out, all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county knew about it the next day."

The audience burst into laughter. It turned out that the doghouse was paved for this joke.

Several audience members laughed to tears, holding their stomachs and wiping tears.

The camera switched to the lounge. Even the Ant Team and Wang Shuai laughed so hard that they fell backwards. This joke was so classic. Their performance was even more amazing, making their colleagues laugh.

Sister Huan once again established her title as the queen of sketches.

"How did that guy hold back his laughter? If I were on stage, I would have laughed so hard that I couldn't even stand up straight."

"Da Fei's show is definitely a satire on the entertainment industry. This kind of satire is what Da Fei is best at."

"Just like when he scolded the judges before, Da Fei was talking about something else. The audience had to put themselves in his shoes. There's nothing we can do about it."

"I almost died of laughter when Da Fei walked those few steps. This is definitely a famous scene!"

"Da Fei is really awesome. How many famous scenes did he contribute this year?"

"Any variety show with Da Fei will definitely have a famous scene. ”

“Now, no matter if it’s a variety show or not, as long as Dafei appears, you must stay in front of the TV and can’t miss a second.”

“…”

Cheng Huanhuan continued, “This chicken in our family became a famous chicken overnight. In the past, it walked with its chest held high and its head held high, and it was very imposing. Click, click, click!”

“Now it walks differently. I saw what its claws were scratching. After a closer look, I realized that it was practicing its signature.”

The audience burst into laughter again. Cheng Huanhuan’s steps were also very vivid. How did these two people hold back their laughter?

The audience couldn’t stand Xie Yujun on the stage and was about to burst out laughing.

Fortunately, Xie Yujun’s role is reasonable even if he bursts out laughing, otherwise it would be difficult to play it if he kept holding it back.

This is a satire of the entertainment industry. Isn’t this just talking about the current situation of young handsome guys!

Xie Yujun asked, “Where is the egg now?”

Cheng Huanhuan said, “Eat it.”

After saying that, he pointed at Lin Chudong.

Xie Yujun was stunned for a moment, "Eat it? What's your reaction after eating it?"

Lin Chudong said, "No reaction at all, just like a normal egg."

Xie Yujun immediately said, "Uncle, you can't say that, this is not cooperating, it can't be the same as ordinary eggs, it can't be said to cure all diseases, at least it has to have some effect, Auntie, look at my 20,000 yuan..."

Cheng Huanhuan immediately understood, "I know, I know, you turn on the camera, it can cure diseases, it really can..."

Xie Yujun turned on the camera, and Cheng Huanhuan immediately pretended to be pretentious.

"Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife had cerebral thrombosis last year. Before eating rooster eggs, she walked like this... Wife, you learn to walk like Wu Laoer, hurry up."

Lin Chudong stood up, gestured six with his left hand and seven with his right hand, with one leg straight and one leg bent, and walked towards the camera step by step.

Cheng Huanhuan explained on the side, "This is how you walk after eating rooster eggs."

With a plop, Lin Chudong fell directly on the stage.

The laughter from the audience drowned out their lines, so the three of them had to wait a few seconds until the laughter died down before they started talking.

Lin Chudong said, "Are you kidding me?"

Cheng Huanhuan said, "How can this be a lie? It's not fake medicine, it's harmless."

"Xiao Xie, go back and play it backwards. You always fall before eating, but you can leave after eating."

…

"I can't help but laugh. It turns out that the originator is here."

"Good guy, the TV station has also made a mockery of it by adding unscrupulous advertisements."

"The comparison before and after taking male eggs is so vivid."

"Da Fei's imitation of cerebral thrombosis is so similar. Have you had it before?"

"Without a ten-year history of cerebral thrombosis, you wouldn't be able to take these steps."

…

"Thank you for planning, come and have a drink. This is the first time your aunt has seen money since she became famous. What are you going to do next?"

Xie Yujun said, "I'll just hype it up and buy out the chicken."

Lin Chudong said, "If you want to hype it up, find a few celebrities, such as Deng Siqing from CCTV, Yang Han who sings, etc. Otherwise, your hype will be in vain."

Xie Yujun said, "Uncle, could you please take that chicken out?"

While Lin Chudong went down to cuddle the chickens, Xie Yujun took out a contract and said, "Auntie has this clause. You have to read it. If you breach the contract, you have to pay me back double and compensate me forty thousand."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Don't double it, ten times it. I'll give you two hundred thousand, can I still not let you take it away?"

Xie Yujun said, "Auntie, there is another endorsement advertisement. Please take a picture of it."

Cheng Huanhuan stood in front of the camera holding the note, "What a nice word, very concise."

“The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oye!”

Cheng Huanhuan's two simple actions made the entire audience burst into laughter.

"Let's take a side view and use it when you edit."

“The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oye!”

"Another one from the back..."

Lin Chudong walked out and saw that he came out without the chicken, Cheng Huanhuan said impatiently.

"Hurry up and give me some chickens. I've signed the contract and will pay you 40,000 yuan..."

Lin Chudong pulled her out and whispered.

"Did you sign the contract?"

"Signed."

"Why do you move so fast?"

"What's wrong?"

"It's over. I can't hold the chicken anymore. My daughter-in-law stewed it, and that's the one I'm eating."

Cheng Huanhuan immediately showed a wronged expression and almost cried.

"The famine has turned into forty thousand!"

…

"Hahaha, God has reversed it!"

"Da Fei's skits have a twist every time, just like the one about touching porcelain last time. It made me laugh to death."

"Sister Huan's performance is like a god. Whose water is boiling?"

"Sister Huan's mask of pain is so vivid, her acting skills are amazing."

"It's over, the chicken is eaten, what's next?"

"The logic of this plot is very strict. I have explained before that the daughter-in-law stewed the eggs because she didn't know that the rooster laid eggs."

"Da Fei's logic has always been very rigorous, unlike Zhou Shifang, who is full of loopholes."

"Haha, once Da Fei contributes a famous scene, it won't be Wu Bo who was exposed by the Internet, but Zhou Shifang."

…

Lin Chudong and Xie Yujun sat face to face on the Kang, "Do you think this chicken is so valuable? Don't pay for it."

Xie Yujun said, "Uncle, let me tell you the truth, if this chicken is left in the hands of your second brother, it won't be worth a penny."

"You leave it to me, I'll hype it, and it'll be worth money after I finish the speculation."

Lin Chudong asked, "What about when the stew is finished?"

"It's worth a lot of money after it's stewed."

Lin Chudong immediately cheered up, "That is to say, this chicken is a famous chicken. No matter whether it is alive or dead, even if it is stewed and eaten as meat, it is still valuable!"

Xie Yujun: "That's right."

Cheng Huanhuan: "You are so talented!"

The audience burst into warm applause again. This reversal was really amazing. Just now, everyone was a little worried about what to do, but now they understand.

Dafei is about to start cheating mode!

…

"It's just this piece. If you don't pay two thousand yuan, you have no right to eat it."

"Where are the chicken hearts."

"four thousand."

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

“Where are the chicken kidneys?”

"Eight thousand!"

"That's enough."

Cheng Huanhuan: "So talented!"

"Auntie and uncle, you guys should eat too, don't just eat it for me."

"No, you can eat it, we can't afford it."

"Uncle, you can't eat any more. You have to let me take this chicken away no matter what."

Lin Chudong said, "I can't carry you away, but you can carry it away."

"To tell you the truth, my daughter-in-law stewed the chicken you asked for, and this is the one you ate."

"But according to your request, the method is different. What you want is stir-fried, and we stew it."

"As for the price, you have already decided it. This is the situation. If you want to keep the money, you can keep it. If you don't want to keep it, take it away. If you are willing to eat, you can take away the 20,000 yuan meal and we haven't touched a single bite. , what do you think?”

Cheng Huanhuan's face was full of excitement after hearing what he said.

"You are so talented!"

After saying that, he hugged Lin Chudong's face and kissed him.

Applause and screams suddenly broke out from the audience.

Sister Huan’s first kiss on screen! !

…

"Kill with remaining blood, Da Fei is really talented."

"This paragraph is so logical, a closed loop of logic."

"This is the situation. I'm really laughing my head off."

"Hahaha, a feast of twenty thousand."

"This section is absolutely legendary. Da Fei is the king of sketches of the new generation!"

"The golden combination of Da Fei and Sister Huan is truly unrivaled in the comedy world!"

"There is no doubt this is the winner!"

"Is there really something going on between Da Fei and Sister Huan? They're kissing like that on the stage, maybe they're even more serious behind the scenes."

…

Off stage.

Deng Siqing rolled her eyes fiercely. She just made gestures at home, but they were too embarrassed to act like this in front of her.

But when it came time to actually go on stage, the kiss was so exciting.

This dead Huanhuan is not really interested in Da Fei, right?

He took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Cheng Huanhuan, "You are a married girl, and you want to usurp the throne?"

…

In the hotel.

Lin Qiqi and Song Jing were lying on the bed watching TV. Song Jing laughed so hard that she burst into tears.

"Da Fei really amused me to death. I almost burst out laughing."

He turned around and looked at Lin Qiqi with a serious face, holding her cell phone as if she was checking something.

"Qiqi, what are you doing?"

Lin Qiqi squinted her eyes and was searching carefully.

Can a twenty-four-year-old actress transform into a comedian?

Is it difficult to perform comedy?

How long does it take to become a comedian?

Can comedians really fall in love?

How to become a sketch queen?

Can a rooster really lay eggs?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Hearing Sister Song's call, Lin Qiqi put down her phone and asked.

"Sister Song, do you think eating male eggs can really nourish the brain?"