The 342nd Chapter Hilarious Premiere (2)
Under Mr. Wang's pressing step by step, Charlotte kicked Mr. Wang down with a kick.
Teacher Wang said in disbelief, "You dare to hit the teacher?"
Charlotte said: "In my dream, can I still let you bully?"
Teacher Wang pointed at him and said, "I rebelled against you! I tell you that you are ruined! Your future is gone!"
Charlotte said angrily: "You call this a second fool every day, this is a big fool, we have a future? Even if we become waste in the future, you will be forced by you!
Dachun raised his schoolbag, threw it hard, and shouted loudly.
Teacher Wang said angrily, "Silly Dachun, what are you doing?"
Dachun said excitedly: "I don't know what I'm going to do!"
The classmates stepped forward to persuade him to fight, Zhang Yang stood behind Teacher Wang, and said, "Charlotte! How can you beat the teacher!"
After finishing speaking, he suddenly kicked Teacher Wang while taking advantage of the chaos.
Teacher Wang turned back and shouted, "Who kicked me? Who kicked me just now?"
Taking advantage of this kung fu, Charlotte buckled her schoolbag on Teacher Wang's head and punched and kicked. The students all kicked up when they saw that Teacher Wang was blindfolded. Seeing that the situation was not good, Yuan Hua secretly ran out.
A female classmate said, "Stop fighting! Yuan Hua ran to find the principal."
Everyone immediately returned to their seats.
Fans see this scene,
The laughter never stopped, this group of students is really interesting.
What made them laugh even more was that when the fight was over, Dachun suddenly rushed out from behind and stretched out his foot to kick, but found that Teacher Wang just took off his schoolbag, and Dachun's feet stopped in the air. .
Teacher Wang roared: "Silly Dachun, what do you want to do?"
Dachun blinked, shook his feet, and said stupidly, "Mr. Wang, do you think my shoes look good?"
When Teacher Wang heard this, he was immediately stunned.
The audience watching the movie was also dizzy with laughter.
"Who is this stupid big actor? It's so fucking funny."
"His reason is simply too strong, and I'm really convinced."
"Oh, my stomach is about to burst with laughter. I'm sorry for the popcorn I bought, I dare not eat it."
The stars who came to stand for Xiao Yunhai were also laughing and laughing. Even the main creators of Xiao Yunhai's crew couldn't stop laughing.
It was the first time they saw it as a film, and they didn't think much of it when they were filming, but it's really interesting to see the edited film now.
Charlotte thought she was dreaming, so she kissed Qiu Ya, who happened to be seen by the principal and the dean invited by Yuan Hua.
The dean pointed to Charlotte and said, "Shut up!"
Yao Wenyuan, who played the principal, made his first appearance. He pretended to be calm and said, "This classmate! What difficulties do you have, what knots do you have to tell me, don't hurt female classmates."
Seeing that the principal and the director of the Academic Affairs Office were coming, Charlotte said to Qiu Ya, "Baby, I have to wake up, it will be a nightmare if I continue to do it."
Charlotte put her face in the sink, trying to return to reality, but found herself still in the classroom.
Charlotte slapped her face and said, "It's over, I drink too much and can't wake up."
The principal said coldly: "Don't threaten the teacher with self-harm, you are giving up yourself by doing this."
Charlotte said: "Okay, since I can't wake up now, sir, I'll play with you for a while longer, and Zhang Yang will lend me some fire."
When Zhang Yang heard this, he quickly shook his head and said, "If I don't smoke, where will the cigarettes come from?"
"puff"
"Hahaha."
"If you don't smoke, you won't get cigarettes. This ugly boy is really trying to hide it."
Charlotte forcibly took out a cigarette and a lighter from Zhang Yang, stood on the table, lit the book, and then threw the burning book towards the curtain, saying, "Burn it! My youth!"
The curtains burst into flames instantly, and the classroom became a mess.
Seeing this, the fans laughed happily, while those well-known newspaper editors and film critics frowned.
One editor-in-chief said: "Such a plot is too easy to teach bad young people."
"Yeah. If the students follow him after watching the film, it will be troublesome."
Then Mama Charlotte rushed to the classroom and stopped Charlotte. Charlotte still thought she was in a dream, so she jumped off the second floor under the watchful eyes of everyone.
In the hospital, Charlotte couldn't believe that she was back in 1999, so she rushed through the crowd with bare feet and rushed out the door.
Looking at the passing vehicles and the crowd, the first episode "Sad 1999" rang.
"Sad 1999,
For a long time,
Just desperately chasing the idea of the new and the old
…”
Dong Piaopiao heard this dynamic song and said, "This song is in the movie, and the melody is very nice."
Su Yingxue smiled and said: "Yunhai has put this song on his latest album. Once this movie becomes popular, his album will definitely sell well. At that time, the movie and the music album will complement each other. It could be a miracle."
Dong Piaopiao said: "I really envy Sister Wanqing. She can get the full support of Senior Brother Xiao. Now her album will break 20 million in a few days."
Su Yingxue sighed and said, "The day after tomorrow at the latest. However, Piao Piao, do you know how many people envy you now? Do the math, the only one who can get six or seven songs from Yun Hai, except Wan Qing, is you. . This kid is really amazing."
The movie still goes on.
In the principal's office, the principal was sitting on a chair drinking tea, and Mama Charlotte was smoking.
The principal said: "Since the establishment of the school, and even since the establishment of New Huaxia, such a bad incident has never happened in the entire history of education! Therefore, the school chose not to expel Charlotte from her student status."
Mama Charlotte snuffed out the cigarette butts, messed up her hair, and said calmly while unbuttoning her clothes, "Principal, I'm sorry, please understand, it's all for the sake of the children."
The principal asked in surprise: "What are you doing?"
Mom Charlotte ran to the window sill, and through the window, she shouted in a shrill voice: "Come on, the principal is molesting me."
The principal quickly grabbed her and said, "What are you doing? This is not a hooligan."
You come to me, the principal really has no choice, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay. Let Charlotte write a check!"
When Charlotte's mother heard this, she immediately bowed and thanked: "I've caused you trouble, thank you principal."
This scene made the theater burst into laughter again.
"This mother Charlotte is so amazing. She used this method to keep her son from being expelled. The principal is so sad."
"If Charlotte's situation really occurs, it is estimated that some mothers will do this."
"Yeah, pity the hearts of parents all over the world."
During the breakout time, the principal asked Charlotte to review everyone.
Charlotte carried a cane, and under everyone's attention, she walked towards the podium in a dignified manner, and shouted into the microphone: "I have been wasting my time all this time, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be reborn, so I want to Thank God, thank God..."
The principal interrupted Charlotte's words and shouted in the loudspeaker: "You should thank the school, thank the teacher, thank you for the low floor of your class!"
"Pfft."
"Ha ha"
"This principal is also very funny talking."
Charlotte said: "I want to say sorry to everyone, Mr. Wang, from now on, our grievances will be written off. Finally, I have to say sorry to Qiu Ya, I not only wrote you a love letter, but also kissed you. But , I really thought it was a dream. Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!
As soon as they heard the last line of "I will be responsible for you", the fans immediately thought of what Xiao Yunhai said to the stars at the premiere of "The Legend of Zhen Huan", and they burst into laughter.
In the classroom, Teacher Wang was lecturing, and Charlotte raised her hand and said, "Teacher!"
"What's the matter, Charlotte? Are you going to add more pounds?"
"Mr. Wang, I want to change seats!"
Teacher Wang walked up to Charlotte and said, "Charlotte, let me tell you, our business isn't over yet, don't push yourself too far!"
Charlotte said solemnly: "Ma Dongmei always talks to me in class, which affects my study."
When Teacher Wang heard it, he said, "You still need to influence your studies? Is there still room for decline?"
There was laughter in the theater.
Teacher Wang said, "Are you here for studying? I'm too embarrassed to give you a clue!"
Charlotte asked, "Then why can Yuan Hua have a table with Qiu Ya?"
Teacher Wang said: "You are compared with Yuan Hua? Yuan Hua is an excellent student cadre in the three-year-old student group. That's right! Speaking of Yuan Hua, the teacher would like to praise him. Just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the whole district. The first prize of the composition competition, the title of the composition is "My District Mayor Father", applause and encouragement!
Charlotte sneered and said, "Teacher, is he comparing composition? That's a fight!"
The word "Pin Dad" has never appeared in this world, and many fans remembered it immediately after hearing it.
Teacher Wang said: "Don't care about what? If you can't compare, just stay honest. You are sleeping wherever you sit."
Charlotte said, "Teacher, then I want to sleep in another person."
Teacher Wang slapped the table and said angrily, "Charlotte! Are you finished? Don't push me too far! The school is run by your family? Do you think you are the principal, who do you want to sleep with?"
At this time, the principal happened to pass by the door of the classroom. Hearing Teacher Wang's words, his face immediately turned down, and he forced a smile: "Mr. Wang, come out."
Teacher Wang suddenly panicked, his legs slightly bent, like a servant, he quickly agreed and chased out.
The change in his expression before and after made the people in the theater burst into laughter again.
"This teacher did a good job."
"That's right, his play has a lot of comedy tension, which is very good."
The hilarious scenes appeared one after another, making all the fans who came to watch "Charlotte Troubles" burst into laughter and tears.
I have to admit that the lines of this "Charlotte Trouble" are really funny. There is no quiet time in the whole theater, whether it is film critics, stars or fans, everyone is laughing back and forth.
Charlotte became a household name in an instant because she mastered the music information a few years later.
Xiao Yunhai also added a lot of musical elements in the process.
On the school radio, Charlotte played and sang "Once You" by Xu Wei in her previous life for Qiu Ya, which aroused the appreciation of fans. It's a pity that Ma Dongmei's uproar made the whole picture of the song stillborn, which made the audience in the movie theater sigh.
The following episodes such as "The Moon Represents My Heart", "Nunchuck", "Just Once", and "The Outside World" made Xiao Yunhai's fans very addicted.
It's a pity that Xiao Yunhai only intercepted a section of each song, so he couldn't get a glimpse of the whole picture, which made fans look forward to Xiao Yunhai's album even more.
This is also the effect Xiao Yunhai wants to achieve.
Time flies, and "Charlotte Annoyance" quickly comes to a close.
At the last moment of Charlotte's dying life, Ma Dongmei sang "Just Once" with tears in her eyes, which moved the audience instantly.
A film critic wrote the only sentence in his book: "Treasure the people in front of you."
At the end of the story, Charlotte returned to reality, came to Ma Dongmei, admitted her mistake, and the two lived a happy life.
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