Chapter 1709: Four Great Classics

"Damn it, Emperor Yun is amazing. Ω『 ┡Extracurricular Book Ww W.』Ke Wai Shu ．O R_ G【Full Text Reading】w w w .  . "

"Even Sun Wukong's birthday was calculated by him, cow, it's too awesome."

"It's all right, I'm feeling a little dizzy."

Yu Qianhua pursed his lips and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Xiao, I will obey you, really. How boring this is.

Only people would do such ridiculous things. "

After the Division's far-reaching love, tactics and tactics

Yu Qianhua shook his head and said, "No. But I can guarantee that whether it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there is not a word or a word that Zhuge Liang is a medical scientist. Mr. Xiao , how did you research it?"

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is knowledge. In fact, my research results on Journey to the West have also been written into mine.

in song. For example, in the episode of Monkey King, if it is true or false, it is difficult for Sun Wukong to find anyone, and no one knows whether it is true or false.

Hou Qiu Yuan and Fang Sun Shumo make trouble with the enemy Yangji

If it were me, would it be very easy to tell them apart? "

Later Qiu Yuan and Fang Sun Shumo made trouble with the enemy Yangji: "Emperor Yun is simply a genius."

Guo Gang said: "How to distinguish?"

Ship Qiu Bu Ke Fang knotted the ball and fought the sun early

Xiao Yunhai said: "Look for two kinds of fruits, one is peach and the other is durian, and the one who chose durian is Zhen Wukong."

Yu Qianhua said, "Why?"

The enemy is not the case, the police station, the month auspicious seal

Xiao Yunhai said: "Because I already gave you the answer in a song I wrote for Piao Piao. Who can think of it?

arrive? "

The camera is aimed at Dong Piao Piao,

I saw his eyebrows frown slightly, as if he was thinking, and finally shook his head helplessly.

Yu Qianhua said, "I really want to hear which lyric has the answer."

Xiao Yunhai said: "The first sentence in the red bean, there is a stone monkey, there is a stone monkey, I would rather choose durian than let go."

Sun Ke's hatred of the ghost, Sun Qiuyou's trouble in Zaoyugang

"Push."

Sun Keqiu, Sun Qiuyou, Zaoyugang, Xiao Yunhai said: "The first sentence in the red bean, there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian and not let go."

"Hahaha."

"It's all right."

Dong Piaopiao directly smiled and leaned forward and backward, not estimating her goddess image at all.

Guo Gang gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Xiao, you are really amazing. Teacher Yu has convinced you, I am Guo Gang.

also served. "

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "Actually, this is nothing. I also have a lot of research on the Three Kingdoms. For example, Zhuge Liang, everyone knows that he is a military strategist, scientist, astronomical scientist, and inventor, but Did you know he was still a medical scientist?"

Guo Gang was stunned and asked, "What? Could it be that he will still perform surgery on others? Teacher Yu, have you heard of it?"

Yu Qianhua shook his head and said, "No. But I can guarantee that neither the Romance of the Three Kingdoms nor the Romance of the Three Kingdoms said that Zhuge Liang was a medical scientist. Mr. Xiao, how did you research it?"

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Or else, your research is not as deep as mine. In the later period of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan. He figured out that after his death, Wei Yan, the general of the Shu Kingdom, would turn against him, so he arranged for Ma Dai to kill him. It stands to reason that Ma Dai's kung fu is not as good as Wei Yan's, so how could you kill him?"

Guo Gang showed a puzzled look and asked, "What does this have to do with medicine?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I've said it all here, but you still don't understand. Ma Dai, surname Ma Dai, word Ding Lin. Martin Lin specializes in gastritis."

"Hey" Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua were both dumbfounded.

Morphine is also available in this world, and it is also a medicine for gastritis.

The audience immediately burst into laughter.

"I'll go, I can explain it like that."

"It's too good, it made me laugh to death."

"Emperor Yun is simply a genius."

"Fortunately, he did not engage in the cross talk industry, otherwise he would have to be laughed to death by him."

In the box, Zhao Wanqing's family leaned forward and backward laughing, and Chen Xiuzhu's tears were about to come out.

"This brat is crazy." Xiao Changfeng said.

Zhao Mingsheng said with a smile: "Even Teacher Guo can't handle it, the sea of ​​clouds is really amazing."

Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, please, don't talk about cross talk, or we really won't have a way to live."

Yu Qianhua said, "Anyway, I've taken it, and I've thrown myself to the ground."

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's not over yet. I just talked about Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Now let's talk about the Water Margin. I've read this one many times, and it's very well written. Don't people say it, read it a hundred times for its meaning. See. I had nothing to do that day, so I gave a brief summary of it. Hey, don't talk about it, it's really done. There are at most 100 words, and I can finish such a thick book."

Yu Qianhua asked, "How do you summarize it? Say it and let everyone hear it."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Okay. To sum it up, it was the Dasong Group's wealthy and wealthy, junior foreman Chao Gai of the branch, who embezzled Zhao Ji's private house money to build the Liangshan Fishing Farm. Later, Song Jiang of the Dasong Group committed the crime. By mistake, I was forced to change jobs to Liangshan, recruiting troops, and robbing Chao Gai of the position of chairman. Liangshan fishery became better and better, continued to expand its business, developed into the largest group company in Ludong area, and robbed a lot of Dasong Group's business. Later, the Dasong Group successfully acquired the Liangshan Group, and Song Jiang became the manager of the branch, and he drowned in the river once drunk."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed again.

Whether the knot is not the enemy

Guo Gang couldn't help laughing, and said, "Mr. Xiao, your interpretation is too good. However, if you think about it carefully, it's really the case."

Whether the knot is not the enemy, the Yangyue skill master of Fang Qiuqiu: "The Emperor Yun is simply a flower."

Yu Qianhua said: "That's right. If Song Jiang can hold on, then Da Song Group really can't do anything about it. Then there is another dream of Red Mansions? Have you researched the results?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is really not easy. So, today is a great day for our Dexin Club. I will give you a few puzzles. The answers to the puzzles are the names of the people of Dream of Red Mansions, and only five of them are more difficult. Let's see how everyone's research is going?"

Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "If everyone answers, does Mr. Xiao have any reward?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Reward? What reward do you want?"

Guo Gang said: "This is simple, it's good to sing a song. Can you say it?"

The enemy is far away

The enemy is far from a single ball to catch the moon, Kao Fan hates it? "

"Okay." Everyone answered in unison.

Yu Qianhua said: "Then everyone has to guess carefully. Especially teachers who have researched on Dream of Red Mansions, they must use their brains more."

Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly and said, "I haven't agreed yet? You guys responded very quickly. During the filming of Journey to the West, I actually wrote a song that was more than this one, called Wukong. If you all answered correctly, I Sing it for everyone. But if one is wrong, it's over, so what?"

Guo Gang said: "No problem. I still don't believe it. Thousands of people still can't answer five riddles."

After the ship Yuanke, the ghost, learns to fight the sun

Xiao Yunhai said: "Listen. The puzzle is three words, Yan Nanfei."

After the ship Yuanke, the ghost, learns to fight the sun, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

Guo Gang thought for a moment, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I really don't have much research on Dream of Red Mansions? Teacher Yu, how about you?"

Yu Qianhua said: "Yan Nanfei must be related to autumn, but I can't guess it. Everyone, does anyone know?"

At this moment, Wang Guoan raised his hand.

"Hey, Mr. Wang Guoan knows, savior. Xiaoyue, hurry up and give Mr. Wang a microphone." Guo Gang said.

Yue Mingliang hurried over and handed Wang Guoan a microphone.

Wang Guoan smiled and said, "I've played a dream of Red Mansions, so I'm familiar with the original. If I guess correctly, the answer to Yunhai's riddle should be Qiu Xin."

"it is good."

"Yes, that's right."

"Yan Nanfei, Qiu Xin, a perfect match."

The audience applauded in unison.

Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right. Teacher Wang is really amazing. The second puzzle is to walk on snow to find plums."

Wang Guoan didn't even think about it, and then replied, "Do you need to say anything? It must be Tanchun."

"Okay." There was thunderous applause.

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