Chapter 1708 Cross Talk Is Hanging

Xiao Yunhai: "It's too late to speak, but it's fast. Extracurricular books Ww'W. Ke Wai Shu.OR?G" A rope twisted from a belt came down smoothly. I looked up, ho! The man in the face was looking at me with his pants up! So many people looking at me, I can't be ashamed of so many people. This foot hooks the old man's crutch; this hand grabs the fruit knife that my sister-in-law gave me? "

"This is called: Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, go to the mountains of the tigers! There is a red sun on the chest, and the east wind dances under the feet! Dare to compete with the evil tigers, and don't give up to the demons! Sadness and anger are turned into strength, and when you fight tigers, you will have successors! I tried my best, hehe."

Yu Qianhua said: "How is it?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I stand up"

"Push."

"Hahaha, emotionally, he's been sitting all the time."

Xiao Yunhai: "I saw the rope in front of me, "Crack!" Grab it, bang! bang! bang! It took a few steps to come to the room. As the saying goes, a dog can jump over a wall when it is anxious, and it is not small for a person to be anxious. One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, this is called energy! Hey? You said that when you climb Mount Everest, you have to follow a big tiger behind you, is it a person who has to go?"

Yu Qianhua: "You are nonsense and capable."

Xiao Yunhai: "I looked back and saw that the tiger just opened one eye, alas, this is called victory in sight, buddy won!"

"Goodbye friends! Goodbye friends! Goodbye friends! Goodbye friends. If I am here and die in battle, you must bury me."

In this world, this song, Goodbye Friends, did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few lines, the classic melody still made people feel very comfortable.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "Goodbye, tiger! Come here without saying anything! You are hungry here alone! Seeing that you are quite alone, the leaders of the zoo don't care about you, don't be busy, wait buddy Go out and introduce a tigress to you!"

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua: "Hey! You are still talking nonsense."

Xiao Yunhai: "Put me in the face, I kick my leg, and I'll let you know I'm out!"

Yu Qianhua: "You are saved!"

Xiao Yunhai: "The crowd cheered and I was confused. After I came, I thought of a key question! Where is the girl's skirt?"

Yu Qianhua: "I still miss that skirt.

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Xiao Yunhai: "Here, take it off quickly and hold it to your chest like a wreath. Hey, with a girl's body temperature, with a girl's fragrance, with"

Yu Qianhua: "Don't smell it! It still smells like sweat."

"Hahaha."

"Teacher Yu is really good."

Xiao Yunhai: "No matter what, try to get in front of the girl and give her a "Golden Pearl Mamiya Gudu" first. I slanted a little and ran for the girl."

Yu Qianhua: "I said why are you in a hurry?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I don't have a partner yet, so I can't help worrying!"

Yu Qianhua: "Everyone saved you so much, why don't you thank everyone first?"

Ships far away from local enemies, Sun Shu's war is lonely

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm shivering, can I speak?"

Yu Qianhua: "You shake hands with everyone first!"

Xiao Yunhai: "None of them shake hands with me."

Yu Qianhua: "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai: "They're all carrying their pants!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey!"

At this point, the whole cross talk is over.

When the two bowed to the audience, whether it was the best actor, the queen, or the general audience, they all stood up and gave them a huge applause.

"It's great. I didn't expect Emperor Yun and Teacher Yu to speak so well."

"Mr. Yu is a cross talk actor. He said it well, and it's normal. But Yun Huang has never spoken about cross talk. I didn't expect it to be so powerful. It's too good."

"I have to admit that Emperor Yun is really a versatile person, as if he can do everything."

The prolonged applause rang for a full ten minutes before it stopped.

Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were about to step down, but Guo Gang came over and said, "Mr. Yu, Mr. Xiao walk slowly. Now that we're all here, let's talk. Mr. Xiao, how do you feel on the cross talk stage? "

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "It's cool. I'm much more fun hosting the show. Especially when I hear the laughter of the audience and friends, I feel completely satisfied and talk more vigorously."

Yu Qianhua gave a thumbs up and said, "I have never seen cross talk to such an extent in less than two days. No, I should say I have never heard of it."

Guo Gang said: "Everyone may not know. Mr. Xiao has never been in contact with cross talk before. Two days ago in the afternoon, he took this piece over and started from scratch. He is very serious about cross talk, and he has been rehearsing back and forth for about 30 times. Over and over, he is very hard at the pronunciation and action of every sentence. I really admire such an attitude."

"Clap clap clap." There was thunderous applause.

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "Everyone has won the prize."

Yuchi Distant Enemy Hate Takes Grim Cold

Yu Qianhua: "You are saved!"

Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, Teacher Yu told you about cross talk, but I haven't yet. Why don't we talk about it for three paragraphs. In the words of cross talk, it's hanging now."

Xiao Yunhai was stunned for a moment, and said, "What is hanging now?"

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed.

Guo Gang said: "It means talking about cross talk without any preparation, shaking the burden."

"Oh." Xiao Yunhai said, "It's just a mess."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Sun Qiuyuan, the ghost enemy, Chamo, makes trouble in a lonely place

Guo Gang smiled bitterly and said, "You can say the same."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "That's good. Let me ask you a question first. Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu, both of you should have read Journey to the West, right?"

Guo Gang said: "I have not only read it, but also watched the TV series you made. You played Erlang Shen in it, right?"

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "That's right. Before shooting, I read it several times. There is a question, I want to test everyone. Who among you has calculated what Sun Wukong belongs to?"

No no no cool

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Everyone was happy.

Guo Gang said angrily, "Mr. Xiao, can we be serious?"

Yu Qianhua said, "Who can figure out what Sun Wukong belongs to? I obeyed him."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "I figured it out."

Guo Gang was taken aback and said, "Really? What is he?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "Count the horses."

Yu Qianhua said, "Because he did Bute Ma Wen?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "No. I really figured it out."

The enemy is not far away, the enemy is not far away

Guo Gang laughed and said, "Then how do you figure out that you belong to a Malay?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "According to the third record of Journey to the West, "Sun Wukong found that his life and death in the King of Hell's Mansion was marked with his personal information: "The stone monkey born in heaven should live at three hundred and forty-two years old and die peacefully." We can rely on this to It can be concluded that the age from his birth to the time he privately changed the life and death book is years old. "

Sun Qiuyuan is alone

"Then he was recruited by the Heavenly Court to be treated as Bi Ma Wen. However, Sun Wukong only worked for half a month in Bi Ma Wen's job. According to records, one day a day is a year in the lower realm. From this, it can be seen that he stayed in heaven for a year. ."

"Sun Wukong has just returned to the mountain, and the heavenly court is recruiting for the second time. According to the fifth chapter of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong stayed in the sky for more than 180 days, which is also 180 years."

"Then the heavenly court declared war on him. Sun Wukong was trapped in the alchemy furnace by Tai Laojun for forty-nine days, which is also a year. Then he was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. According to the thirteenth record of Journey to the West: "Wang Mang At the time of the usurping of the Han Dynasty, the sky descended on this mountain, and there was a divine monkey under it. "It is also said that Sun Wukong was pinned under the mountain when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, and the time at that time was the year AD."

"Adding the previous time, Sun Wukong is a year old in the year AD. Based on this calculation, he was born in the year BC, the year BC is the year of Renwu, and belongs to the horse."

After listening to Xiao Yunhai's words, everyone was dumbfounded.

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