The 1707th Chapter Hilarious Cross Talk (3)

The stage performance continued.

Xiao Yunhai: "Leave a few words to complain about my mother, we don't want to hire old people and don't want to see you, I won't say anything!"

Yu Qianhua: "You leave a few words for the unit."

Xiao Yunhai: "How do you say it? Leaders and masters, did you go out to play on Sunday and let the tiger eat it without paying attention? It's all my fault. The organization and discipline are not strong, and it is free and loose. I underestimate the consequences of the tiger eating me. "

"Hahaha."

"The consequences are underestimated, I laughed to death."

Yu Qianhua: "I can't estimate it!"

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm dead, what should I check? Forget it, if I die, I'll die. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was a child..."

Yu Qianhua: "Ah? No one alive has ever died."

"I'll go, this is so interesting."

"Hahaha."

Everyone was laughing so hard.

Xiao Yunhai: "This time I'm talking to the leader, let's be tough! Let's tell him that you can give as much pension as you like, and we won't say anything or lie to you. Work-related injuries don't count, at most one will fall." ;natural death"."

Yu Qianhua: "I think that's what happened."

Xiao Yunhai: "Young man, why are you in trouble? If you have to let the tiger eat it, you probably won't be able to recognize anything..."

Yu Qianhua: "I can't recognize you posthumously."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm just thinking about this, and the big guys above all gave me ideas. This one said: "Hey... boy, this tiger is quite honest, let's think of a way... Wait a while." ;The one said: "Hey, someone went to find a zookeeper for you!"There was also a young man on the side with an idea:"Come on, everyone shouted slogans to me, trying to scare the tiger , One two three, fight the tiger! One two three, fight the tiger!!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, does this work?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Frightened me!" Stop shouting,

Stop shouting! Are you going to wake the tiger up? You want to shout slogans and I'll come. "

Yu Qianhua: "Are you calling?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I can hear it clearly when I get close, really..."

"One!" Xiao Yunhai called out loudly, then covered his mouth and whispered, "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers don't eat, they only eat big bad guys!"

Yu Qianhua: "Okay, the nursery rhymes are all out."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey! Above! Shouting slogans doesn't work, tigers don't understand! Hey! You are really heroic, come down!"

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua: "What? Let people come down?"

Xiao Yunhai: "What happened then?"

Yu Qianhua: "Don't people have to feed the tigers when they come down?"

Xiao Yunhai: "If you feed a tiger, that's called sacrificing yourselves to save others. You deserve to die. You'll even get a newspaper or something at that time. What do you mean if I die? Feeding a tiger is of no value at all."

Yu Qianhua: "No no no, you can even be in the newspaper when you die."

Xiao Yunhai: "On the newspaper, at most two sentences. A young man in the park accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and died. The relevant departments remind visitors to pay attention to safety..."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Some people heard this and laughed.

Xiao Changfeng in the box said: "This kid is really good, the burden is ringing."

Yu Qianhua: "You've been thinking about it for a long time, but nothing works!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Don't worry, you allow me to discuss with Tiger!"

Yu Qianhua showed a surprised look on his face, and said, "How can I still discuss with Tiger?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Tiger, tiger, just sleep for a while. Hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm quite thin and have no meat. If you want to eat, there is a Guo Gang from Dexin Club who is quite fat."

As soon as this sentence came out, the biggest laughter since the beginning of the show suddenly sounded at the scene.

The camera also caught Guo Gang at the right time. At this time, he shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Damn it, it's too funny. Even Guo Gang appeared in the joke."

"Whoever says Yun Huang doesn't know how to speak cross talk, I have to shoot him to death."

"Hahaha, I am so happy."

The crowd leaned back and forth in laughter.

Yu Qianhua: Ah? What do you always think about him?

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm just teasing it, so let's not really send it. Tiger, tiger, if you don't bite me, I promise--I promise not to bite you!"

Yu Qianhua: "This is the truth!"

Xiao Yunhai: "If you let me out, I will live well. Let's listen to the leaders and work hard; at home, we are filial to our parents and respect our younger siblings; when we go out, we obey traffic rules and don't spit anywhere!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey...you are all in a mess!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Don't look at the mess, you may not remember it when you get to me."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, are you still proud of this?"

Xiao Yunhai: "What's the matter?"

Yu Qianhua: "You should find a way to get out now!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Find a way to get out? It's easy for you to say, what is this place? This is where tigers are kept! Tigers can't get out, can I get out?"

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai: "Look at this fence, it's more than 3 meters high, and it doesn't even have a head kick. How was it designed in the first place? It doesn't even need an elevator!"

Yu Qianhua: "I haven't heard of it."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey, above, what are you thinking...what? Go to the zoo's keeper? The keeper rests on Sundays? When you go out of the zoo, find a TV station and ask them to send a film crew to take a picture and wait for how the tiger will eat me!"

Yu Qianhua: "Why are you filming this!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Make a movie about a tiger eating a man, and sell it to foreigners for some foreign exchange. This is considered a contribution to China before my buddy dies."

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua: "You are quite enlightened!"

Xiao Yunhai: "You said that for so long, this tiger doesn't open its eyes when it's just panting?...Is this tiger degenerated?"

Yu Qianhua: "This tiger can't be degraded! In order to keep the wildness of the tiger, the zoo often throws some live chickens and rabbits into the tiger cave."

Xiao Yunhai: "Why throw live chickens and rabbits?"

Yu Qianhua: "Training tigers to catch live food! Especially on Sundays, they have to starve tigers."

Xiao Yunhai looked terrified: "It's bad! Today is Sunday! The tiger hasn't eaten yet! Just in time to catch my live food."

Yu Qianhua: "Let him catch up!"

Xiao Yunhai gritted his teeth and said, "This abominable zoo, after I die, I will never end with their leaders!"

Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "Yes! Let them check it out!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It must be checked!"

Yu Qianhua said: "It's not an example!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Let's go... let's not be an example? That buddy forget it this time, right?"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"My size is my life. After I die, the director of the zoo will be dismissed! The keeper will check! The six-month bonus will be deducted! I was thinking of this, and suddenly a girl's silver bell-like voice came from above: "Hey... ...Take off the belt, twist it into a rope, and pull the boy up!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, this method is good!"

Xiao Yunhai: "When I heard this, tears came down! What a great idea, I looked up, ho! With a call, more than 30 people were there to untie their belts! Ouch, this is such a good style. You Look at this girl, wearing a green skirt and unbuttoning a yellow skirt, this girl... she's so pretty!"

Yu Qianhua: "Ah? It's this time, do you still have this mind?"

Xiao Yunhai: "No, I mean, you said that a girl, at this critical moment, stood up to save someone she didn't know, does that mean that this girl... is a little interesting to me?"

Yu Qianhua said angrily: "You are too evil."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey? What are you talking about? Then you said that this girl is surrounded by so many guys, why doesn't she look at anyone, and looks at me alone?"

Yu Qianhua: "Nonsense! Who let you fall into the tiger's cave? Who does she not look at you?"

Xiao Yunhai: "No matter what you say, it is estimated that looking from the top down, you can't tell the size. Maybe my marriage is a big event. …”

Yu Qianhua: "Stop laughing! What time is it, you still have this mind! You want to make someone!"

Xiao Yunhai: "What are you staring at? Why don't you have any sympathy at all? As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't do anything, if I don't talk or do anything, I will move my heart, I'm going to die, you What are you comparing me with?"

Yu Qianhua: "Okay, I'm talking too much, come on, go and do the activity!"