Food: Randomly Set Up A Stall, Customers Chase Me Ten Blocks Away

Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old. But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest. He is so handsome. Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins ​​in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam. Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body… Theater one: Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema. classmate:”……” Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now? Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation? You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village. Theater two: The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two. He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her: “Are you sure you only look at my face?” “I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”

"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?" Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online. "Try it on the other side." "It is recommended to reincarnate again." "To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups." Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change. Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears. "In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?" Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly; "I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood" Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry. Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets. Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.

Yang Yiyun, a mortal at the bottom layer, occasionally obtained the Supreme Treasure Universe Pot, and was inherited from the wild immortals. Since then, he has stepped into the path of cultivation. Medical skills, martial arts, and immortal methods have blossomed. The story of becoming a god.

Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! What’s more … it’s so cute. The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?