This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! What’s more … it’s so cute. The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

[Signed for physical publication] [Infinite flow + fast pace + funny + invincible + no heroine + no abuse of the protagonist] [Ask around the four streets in the east, south, west and north who is the father] [Don't compare yourself too much, how big of a boss can you be] The White Tower descends, and the death dungeon mode is turned on globally. Zheng Xun, who was bound to the infinite simulation system and forced to play the novice level a thousand times, said: I have cleared the level and am in good spirits. Now I will kill you all. From then on, White Tower players often saw a newbie carrying a sledgehammer and starting a destructive clearance flow. The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and you felt that you were good again. Play is play, make noise is noise, don't joke with Zheng Shen. Many years later, Zheng Xun stood on the top of the White Tower and sighed. He became a god, but also a lunatic.

[Live broadcast + funny + serious money saving] Also known as "Did the stingy king spend money today?" Shen Yu went hungry for nine meals in three days, and worked a whole night sorting express deliveries. He was so tired that he traveled through time. He is participating in the variety show "Where did the money go?", with a prize of 100 million yuan. What a coincidence, he is an expert in stinginess! ! ! ! ! The variety show lasts for seven days. Each person has a living allowance of 50 yuan per episode. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and a new person will be added. And they cannot work to earn money, accept donations, or feed. Each episode has a theme and a different living place. As the conditions become more and more difficult, Shen Yu's remaining money has increased instead of decreased. Netizens were silent and shed tears, and gave him the title: Stingy King! College students worship him as a god and learn money-saving skills every day. Major sponsors value his traffic, and even bosses ask him how to save money. Seeing that he is getting closer and closer to getting 100 million, everyone is unhappy: Isn't it good to be poor together? Shen Yu: Not good... There is no system. The male protagonist is just used to being poor. He has many ways to save money and make money. There is a heroine.

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

What should I do after going to bed at the beginning? Wait online, it's urgent. ... Passerby A: "Chen Mo is the most popular singer ever!" Passerby B: "Impossible, Chen Mo is the most powerful acting actor!" Passerby C: "You're not right. Chen Mo is the most talented screenwriter." Passerby: "To play, Chen Moke is the only master director with a cumulative box office of more than 100 billion yuan!" ... Chen Mo said, "How can a screenwriter who can't sing and act become a good director?"

This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood" Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry. Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets. Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...

I transmigrated back 10 years. I am a surgeon. I have a system called the Super Physician System. I can sign in every day. I am Wu Yuan and I will become a legend in the medical world.

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!