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In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw a bad entertainment circle. Desperate for gaining a position, and go to great lengths for traffic. “In this case, why can’t we live as a beam of light?” (High-definition, no code, no abuse, no dog blood, character guarantee, feel free to enter the pit)

Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!

Jiang Tian traveled to a world with extremely advanced technology and became a well-known animation designer. However, at the beginning, he was suppressed by the animation company and monopolized and blocked! Just when Jiang Tian felt that hell was about to begin, he activated the god-level animation production system at this moment! Jiang Tian directly created the super beast weapons, the grand world view, the perfect modeling, and the in-depth plot shocked the world! "Human desire is like a rolling stone on a high mountain. Once it starts, it can never be stopped!" "Since I got tired of searching, I have learned to find it once I find it. Since a headwind came, I have been able to resist the wind from all directions and sail on the boat!" "When you go through seven levels of loneliness, you can become a truly strong person, and our world is born from this." "My heart is like a tree. The more the tree yearns for the light in the heights, the more its roots will move downward, toward the soil, and toward the depths of darkness!" "Surprised, this is a real philosophical anime!!" I don’t know how many viewers went crazy!

Zhuke traveled to 1995, and the release of “Toy Story” was imminent, and the Internet era was about to begin. “Harry Potter”, “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Fast and Furious”, “Avengers” and so on, there is always one you are familiar with. Rebirth Hollywood, to be a dashing traverser.

[Crossing a book + 1V1 + Single female lead + Campus romance + Dog food + Funny + Sand sculpture in the early stage + Daily love in the later stage + Sprinkle sugar + Many CPs + Sweet and good-looking] Liu Muye, the author of the failed campus romance novel, finished his last book and decided to go to the factory to fix screws tomorrow. But he accidentally traveled to the book he wrote and became the son of the school director. He was entrusted with the important task of "saving the tragic ending of the vicious female supporting role", otherwise he would not be able to return to the real world! Liu Muye: "Ah! You said, if I can't save the vicious female supporting role, I can't go back?" But! Compared with saving the vicious female supporting role, Liu Muye suddenly discovered something more important. "Wait, what do you think I am now? You said I am the chairman's son?" "Then I am very rich and can walk sideways in this world?" "Then why should I save the vicious female supporting role? I'm going to take off!" ... After a while... Liu Muye realized that something was wrong. "Hey, how come you, a domineering CEO, have become a rebellious teenager?" "That's not right. How come you, a cool and innocent heroine, have become a rebellious girl?" "And you, a vicious female supporting role, why do you keep pestering me to date you every day!" "Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!"

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

What should I do after going to bed at the beginning? Wait online, it's urgent. ... Passerby A: "Chen Mo is the most popular singer ever!" Passerby B: "Impossible, Chen Mo is the most powerful acting actor!" Passerby C: "You're not right. Chen Mo is the most talented screenwriter." Passerby: "To play, Chen Moke is the only master director with a cumulative box office of more than 100 billion yuan!" ... Chen Mo said, "How can a screenwriter who can't sing and act become a good director?"

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him. He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic. "The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!" With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed. Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix. "Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?" Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless. But I am a male fox!

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.