The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2429: The Weird Bat Family (Part 2)

Chapter 2422 The Weird Batman Family (Part 2)

The Batmen received an unimaginable warm welcome.

Batman is always very accurate in judging people, and Nightwing is indeed a polite and good boy, because Damian has now jumped onto the back of the Batman.

"Wow, so cool!" Damian lowered his head and looked left and right. The Batman raised his head and roared, but because his two short hands could not reach the back directly above him, he could only rely on shaking his head and tail to try to get the thing on his back off.

Red Hood was obviously more interested in the Batmobile. This car was actually very large, taller than Red Hood, and the huge tire was almost just above his head. Red Hood seemed to be standing in front of a small black hole.

"Hey, don't touch my tire, no, stay away from that screw, kid." The Batmobile twisted the tire, trying to stay away from Red Hood, but at this time Red Robin had already climbed into the car through the door.

"Oh my god, Jason, look." Red Robin shouted down, "There's a steering wheel and brakes in here."

The Batmobile sighed heavily and said, "I'm a car, how can I not have a steering wheel and brakes, or is it that the Batman in your universe controls his Batmobile with his mind."

"I guess he's always been planning to do this." Red Robin began to fiddle with things in the cab, twisting his butt left and right as if there were needles on his butt, and finally had to admit, "Oh my god! Damian, you're right, this is so cool, a talking Batmobile!"

"I say it again, I'm not a talking Batmobile, I'm Batman in car form!" The Batmobile raised his voice and emphasized.

Before bringing these Batmen back, the Batman of the main universe obviously didn't introduce them to the Bat Family. In fact, he didn't know how to introduce them at all. It was too difficult to describe, so he just said he was going to bring some things back.

This has led to the members of the Bat Family now thinking that these strange things are large-scale peripherals of Batman, similar to their father going out to work for a day and bringing back a lot of toys for them. Otherwise, why would the Bat Family come together, even Barbara?

What's more terrible is that Damian couldn't control his mouth and told all about it when he was proud, and then it reached the ears of the Arkham group. If there is anyone in the world who likes Batman's peripherals more than the Bat Family, it is probably only these crazy people in Arkham.

So this time, so many people came together, not because they really welcome Batman back, but because the fanatical fan group rushed over to grab the peripherals.

With a bang, Damian was hammered off the back of the Whip Rex with a sledgehammer, and the Harley Quinn jumped on the back of the Bat Rex and jumped up happily.

"Oh huh! I reminded the Joker last night that he must come, but he overslept anyway, so this cute big toy is mine alone. Don't try to snatch it from me again. Can you imagine? A big dinosaur in Batman colors!"

"Get down! Get down! Get down right now!" Batman roared, "I'm not a big dinosaur in Batman colors, I'm Batman!"

Ker Norton, who was standing next to him, knocked Harley Quinn down with his head, but Damian jumped up again, holding onto Batman's head tightly and yelling to Red Robin on the other side, "Come on, we can ride this dinosaur to the city. "If I go for a spin, my classmates will envy me to death!!!"

"No, we're going to drive!" Red Robin replied as he was about to short-circuit the car to start the engine: "Riding a dinosaur is too childish. Racing is the romance of men. Jason, go check how much gas is left in the tank. Maybe we can go for a spin along the Gotham River!"

"Hello." Barbara was obviously more interested in the mechanical Batman, because this body had an exposed mechanical transformation form. From the left clavicle to the right waist, it looked like a complete mechanical arm, and the circuit pattern decoration on it was flashing with light, which looked very sci-fi.

"Excuse me, but can I ask if this is an exoskeleton or..."

"This is a mechanical body."

"It's perfect." Barbara commented, "and the aesthetic style is very unique. It doesn't look like a mechanical product that Batman would make."

"Because it's indeed not made by Batman." Mechanical Batman replied, "And I'm not a mechanical product, I'm Batman."

The most eye-catching Batman among all Batmans, Doomsday Batman, of course, became the object of interest for other lunatics in Arkham.

When Doomsday Batman was still Batman, he was full of majesty in front of this group of lunatics. At that time, except for a few criminals, most people ran away when they saw him. The main emotion towards him was fear. He had never seen this scene of being surrounded by a large group of criminals. The eyes of these people looked at him as if they were looking at a piece of meat that was about to be cut.

Batwoman and Flash Batman were relatively quiet because their appearance was not outstanding, but the Bat Family seemed to recognize them as Batman's new friends, or possibly new members of the Bat Family. They thought they were similar to Robin, and were other new heroes who put on uniforms to join the cause of fighting crime.

Nightwing thought that as the eldest brother in the Bat Family, he should express their welcome, so he walked up to them, shook hands with them and said, "Hello, welcome to Gotham."

Batwoman and Batman Flash obviously wanted to say something, but in the end they held it back. Being told welcome to Gotham was indeed a novel experience.

Batman Flash hadn't said anything yet, but Batwoman was in a happy-go-lucky mood of beating the kids on a rainy day and having nothing to do, so she played the role of a new hero very well.

"Hello, you're dressed like an agent. Which department do you work in?"

"I am indeed an agent, but I think now is not a good time to talk about work. Alfred should have prepared a sumptuous welcome banquet in the manor. I think we can go there now. Maybe Thomas and Martha will come back. ”

"I've sent them a text message." Batman remained silent for a long time, not stopping the Bat Family's mischief. In fact, it was because he was checking about 999 unread messages sent to him by Thomas.

"They will come back for dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning." Batman continued: "We will have brunch in the restaurant in the garden, and then they will pick up Damian to the company."

"No, I'm not going." Damian began to wail: "I want to take a day off! How can I leave a super cool big dinosaur alone to read some real estate report?"

Batman feels that Damian is becoming more and more like a child, and he should be happy about this, because sometimes he really feels that Damian is more bitter and hateful than him, and he thinks this is not good.

But Damian's childishness came at the wrong time. Batman wasn't sure whether Thomas and Martha would have enough patience to deal with Damian's sudden rebellion after seeing so many weird Batmans. , and if not, which one of the 256 hiding spots in the garden would be better for you to hide in?

They finally began to march toward Wayne Manor in a mighty manner, and Batman began to stare at the unconscious Arkham group with a death gaze, looking like they were going with them.

"Hey, don't be like this, handsome guy." Harley Quinn began to use coquettish tricks to deceive her. "We are working for you now. Don't you even want to treat us to a small brunch? Or we can take some souvenirs with us now. Okay, I just want one of the spikes on that big guy, help me hold him down."

Normally, Batman's way to deal with being entangled by this group of people is to knock them unconscious with a punch and then throw them into Arkham Asylum, but now he can't do that because the two major companies are busy with real estate and rebuilding Gotham. There is a shortage of manpower, and this group of lunatics are the mainstay. Once they are knocked unconscious, no one will work.

"No way," Batman replied, "I can't hold him down."

However, this group of mentally ill people obviously had no intention of letting him go. They expressed their dissatisfaction one after another and told bitterly that as a mentally ill person, they bravely took on responsibilities when Gotham needed them most and stayed at their posts despite their illness. If you can't even get a small souvenir, can this city be better?

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Batman really had no choice, so he had to ask Batman Flash to run to Wayne Manor as fast as possible and bring over a lot of bat peripherals that he had bought when he attended the Gotham Music Festival.

Yes, during the Gotham Music Festival, the Batman also contributed to Gotham's GDP this year, and it was a big contribution.

It can only be said that if you give him a chance to eat his own food, he can eat his own food and leave other fans without food. Give him the status of the richest man in the world and he can buy out all the products produced by an entire assembly line. Roy was so excited that he almost had a heart attack. The high revenue report was just the tip of the iceberg of his strength. The expense bill that could make Thomas' blood pressure soar again was just a small stumbling block on the road to his love.

Even the Arkham Knight, a five-star general from the Arkham Knight universe, commented that he never dreamed that after spending nearly 30 years living and dying, he would receive so much His first birthday gift will be an oversized Bat-doll given to him by Batman.

After unpacking the boxes of well-packed peripherals, the group of lunatics and Robins finally calmed down, but Batman soon regretted his decision.

Batman's number one fanatic fan is Arkham and the Bat-family members, but Bat's number one fanatic fan is Batman. Once the box is opened, the lunatics and Robins are still there, this group of weird Batmans are... Come on.

Batwoman stretched out her arms and took out something from the huge box. She patted the dust on it, looked up and down at the cute bat doll made into a dumpling, and said, "I didn't expect you to be so good. Take a bite, what is this? A pillow?"

Bat-Tyrannosaurus just used her head to beat everyone away, and Cole Norton used her superpower to steal things from the box, including dolls, pillows, movable blocks, notebooks, keychains, and bat-themed backpacks.

Day of Destruction Batman squatted next to the box, like a blind man breaking corns. He picked up a stamp album, looked at it, put it down, and then looked at a set of seals next to it.

The perimeter of a square box with a side length of 1.5 meters was carved up at a dizzying speed in just a few dozen seconds. Every Batman gained a lot.

Batman only felt his heart bleeding, and Batman knew Batman best. They knew that if Batman had bat peripherals, there would not be only this box. They began to look at him more and more like a piece of steak that needed to be cut.

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