Chapter 2428 The Strange Bat Family (I)
Chapter 2421 The Weird Bat House (I)
The Gotham of the main universe finally returned to the sky above the Gotham land. The reason was simple. After a series of landform transformations, the new house on the ground was about to start construction. As the largest investors in the real estate of Gotham on the ground, Martha and Thomas had to come back to watch it in person.
But because the children were there, they couldn't abandon their home and house, so they simply brought the entire Sky Island Gotham back.
In fact, it was also because the supplies on Sky Island Gotham were limited after all. The citizens needed to eat, drink water, and use electricity. Although Batman prepared enough food, clean water and backup electricity for the whole city for a year because he was worried that his city would be raided, and it was successfully used, it was consumed because it took too long.
Batman was not happy to hear this news, because he knew that even if his city returned to its original position, his life would not be likely to return to the original rhythm, because now he was waiting for the bus home with a bunch of weird Batmen.
That's right, the ground and air transportation routes that have been partially developed have been opened. Batman and his friends should be happy about the creativity of the ground-air bus built by Robin with the Batmobile as the power core, but he really doesn't have time to think about it now. His mind is full of how to explain to Martha and Thomas what the group of monsters behind him are.
Yes, Thomas and Martha don't want Batman to be Batman, but their attitude towards Batman can't be said to be bad. It's more helpless, similar to if you must choose this path, what else can we say.
Batman is very adaptable to this. He knows very well what he has done. Even if we don't talk about the confrontation with patriarchy, he is engaged in the extremely dangerous industry of fighting crime behind the scenes, which makes his parents worry, and he is determined not to change after several persuasions. He is really not a good son.
But Batman thinks, even if I am not a competent family member, I am at least a person, and I have insisted on being a person for so many years. Although I don't look like a person, at least I am still a person from a biological point of view.
But it was a bit rude to say that the latter group was not human at all. It could only be said that they were somewhat anthropomorphic. They either chose not to be human directly, or insisted on being human but failed to hold on. But no matter which reason, I am afraid that Martha and Thomas would not be able to accept it well.
Otherwise, let's call Bruce, Batman thought. Only his brain could come up with a reasonable excuse to fool Martha and Thomas in such a matter.
Unfortunately, Bruce was still on a business trip and sent a message to everyone, saying that he could not answer the phone now. Batman had to give up and led this group of monsters into the car.
Fortunately, it was Nightwing who was driving. He only showed a little surprise, and even very politely greeted the Batman-like Batman and Batmobile. What made Batman most relieved was that Nightwing did not show any inappropriate curiosity, as if he just saw a few normal Batmen.
What a polite child, Batman thought in his heart. Although Nightwing can no longer be called a child, considering that there are three generations in the family now, he should still be a child for a few more years.
This bus is temporarily closed to the public, so there are not many people on the bus. Regardless of Batman's worries, these strange-looking Batmen are very excited. Even the mechanical Batman whose emotion module is still being loaded asked Batman about Martha and Thomas several times.
Batman has been silent all the time. All other Batmen think that Batman does not want to ruin their surprise. Only Batman himself knows that he does not want to say it, but he does not know how to say it.
A week ago, Thomas did not read the financial report for this quarter that he sent to him, and did not reply to the message from the real estate investment consultant. The bald man must have complained to Thomas again. In short, now is definitely not a good time to open the communication private chat channel.
These thoughts kept lingering in Batman's mind, reminding him once again that the Joker's words had really come true. Ever since he said that, he had been lingering in the dilemma of not washing clothes, not brushing dishes, and not taking out meat to thaw, but his parents were only two minutes away from home. What a damn bad mouth.
Batman didn't know where Thomas and Martha got so many tasks. The characters in the video games that Red Hood and Red Robin played every day didn't have so many things to do as they did. It was as if every member of this family would be wasted if they didn't have something to do every minute and every second.
Now, if the Bat Family is going to add so many members, and everyone has to have something to do under the arrangement of Martha and Thomas, then Wayne Manor and the Batcave will be even more restless.
Alfred will be very happy, Batman sighed in his heart and thought, this is the only good news.
These thoughts flashed quickly, and the train arrived at the station soon. Everyone took their things and walked down. Batman stood at the end of the line, and Batwoman was the second to last.
"Are you really not going to find a girlfriend?" Her tone became lighter, and she was obviously happy to meet Thomas and Martha. She even had time to gossip about herself as a man.
"I know that in many universes my girlfriend is Catwoman. In fact, I also want to know what they think. I don't think I will be with a thief..."
"Oh, if they thought it would be useful, would other Batman be with a thief? Emotions are unreasonable."
Batman shook his head and said: "You can't judge me based on them. I think I..."
"Oh my god, you're finally back." The Robins who had been waiting at the station for a long time came to greet them, but this was not unexpected. What made Batman's words disappear was that they were standing on the other side. The Arkham team holding a banner to welcome Batman.
And Gordon standing next to them.
"Don't look at me like this, Batman, as if I'm a dog that just slipped and fell into the mud." Gordon said slightly dissatisfied: "Now let me reintroduce you, this is Scarecrow, the chemical consultant of Roden Group. This is Hugo, the psychiatrist of the Kane family, and Killer Crocodile, the security captain of Prolan Company, and this is Catwoman, the image spokesperson of Jia Kaile Real Estate Development Company..."
In fact, what really stopped Batman's words was the last person Gordon pointed at.
Perhaps because it is not a working day for criminals, these criminals are not wearing their uniforms. Some symbolically wear masks, and some do not even wear masks. Catwoman is the latter.
She was a woman with cool white skin, just wearing a sweatshirt and jeans, with her hair tied into a high ponytail behind her head. If I had to use any words to describe her, they would probably be beautiful, sexy, and hot.
Then Batman used his proud detective skills to perfectly understand Catwoman's beauty, sexiness and hotness, and then through the thinking of his smartest brain in the world, he accurately analyzed Catwoman's beauty, sexiness and hotness. Women are beautiful, sexy and hot.
"Heh, man." Batwoman strode out of the platform without looking at Batman again.
Gordon walked over helplessly and said: "After the war, this city really has no conditions for these people to commit crimes. If they want to continue their criminal career, they have to build the city first, so now "Most of them work as consultants for big companies and mafia families."
"It's strange to say that their motivation to revive this city is much stronger than others. It didn't take long for them to become key employees of various companies. I heard that they will come to the platform to welcome you. All the bosses even Yue called me and asked me to come and watch."
"Of course it's not about staring at them to tell them not to hurt you, but staring at you to tell you not to hurt them. I advise you not to do this. If they are hospitalized collectively, our city's GDP will drop by 60% this year. Thomas and Martha will go crazy."
"Of course, the situation of the Robins is not bad. There are no criminals to attack them. Recently, they have been obsessed with building transportation networks in the sky and on land. They have invented dozens of various devices. After testing, there are several that can be used. We are ready Let’s set up the material transportation route first.”
"Speaking of which, I thought you would come back by yourself, but I didn't expect you to bring so many friends and luggage. What's going on with these two big dinosaurs? I said, is your love for dinosaurs a little too deep? Bats Batman...Batman, are you listening?"
Batman wasn't listening at all.
Arkham's team came up to welcome him. In fact, it couldn't be called a welcome. It was more like another way of American bullying to accuse Batman of disappearing for such a long time.
"Isn't this our busy man Batman?" Harley Quinn walked away first, came up and put the hammer on her shoulder, put her hands on both ends of the hammer and said, "If you don't come back, my cute little pudding will be at home. I hugged the pillow and cried.”
"Humph, it's probably because there is nothing major in the city that deserves the attention of this great hero." The Scarecrow said sadly: "The destruction of the city is nothing to him. Anyway, he has never regarded this place as his." Home."
Logically speaking, this sentence will hit Batman's pain point very much, and everyone in the Arkham team knows this. Often at this time, Batman's eyes will become sharper than a knife, and then he will use that kind of He said in a low tone, Scarecrow, you have a criminal record of releasing large-scale poison gas bombs into the city at least 300 times. Do you want to say that you regard this place as your home?
Yes, Batman usually does not quarrel with them, but he does not forget to maintain his dignity and does not allow others to provoke him.
But Batman is surprisingly quiet today.
Everyone noticed the strange atmosphere.
"I've heard about it for a long time, Catwoman." Batman said: "I heard that Galleria Real Estate Company has built two new buildings in the eastern part of Gotham's New Land. Their latest branch is located there. Are you? Spokesperson of the branch?”
With a crash, everyone dispersed, most of them muttering like Harley Quinn, almost forgetting that Batman is also a man, "It's so boring!"
"Wait, what's that over there? Don't tell me that's all Batman... Oh ho! Come here! Look at these! There are so many brand new Batmans here!"