Chapter 2439 The Weird Bat Family (XII)

Chapter 2432 The Weird Batman's House (XII)

The Joker was a little sleepy at this time.

Although he was the leader of Gotham's super criminals, he didn't spend 20 hours a day making bombs and 4 hours a day wreaking havoc. It was Batman who had such an active experience, not the Joker. The Joker needed to eat and sleep.

Anyone who was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and saw a faint green light downstairs, and someone was shouting slogans, disturbing him, would probably not be in a good mood.

The Joker vaguely recognized that the person downstairs seemed to be the Green Lantern, but he was not sure because it was too dark, and the green light was actually a green light he called.

The Joker was not very interested in creatures that were not Batman, but he could not tolerate anyone disturbing his sweet dreams, so he took a bomb from the drawer and threw it over.

Bang!

This was actually just a grenade, and the power was not very strong, but the opponent seemed to have been seriously injured suddenly, and the green light also flew out and was no longer lit.

The Joker saw many green lights suddenly exploded and then disappeared into the air. He thought that the light might be a battery. When he exploded, not only did it leak electricity, but he also shocked the Green Lantern.

However, the Joker didn't care about the damage he had caused. He closed the curtains and was going to go back to sleep, but he suddenly heard someone shouting from the opposite side, "Damn it!"

The shout was a bit loud. The Joker found that many windows nearby were lit up, and it was obvious that many people were woken up.

As soon as the windows lit up, the street was not so dark. The Joker lived on the third floor and was not far from the street. He looked through the gap in the curtains and saw a wild Bruce Wayne.

The reason why he was not called Batman was that this guy didn't wear a mask at all, and his facial features were clearly exposed, for fear that others would not know that he was a rich man.

However, what puzzled the Joker was that there was a bat pattern on the chest of the uniform he wore, but it was a mutant bat, and he was wearing a ring emitting green light on his hand. What was this? Is it a combination of Green Lantern and Batman?

The Joker immediately became interested, but at this time he found that the black muzzles of guns had begun to extend out of the lit windows. He quickly put on his clothes and ran downstairs, and grabbed the Green Lantern Batman lying on the ground.

He went upstairs with the collar of Green Lantern Batman. The other party did not struggle at all. After turning on the lights in the living room and throwing this guy on the sofa, the Joker found that the other party was already unconscious.

The Joker hesitated for a moment, and just when he was about to take some drastic measures to wake him up, the other party sat up smartly and waved his fist to punch the Joker who came over.

The Joker dodged flexibly. In the past, if Batman hit him, he would not dodge, but now he had to keep a clear vision to see what was going on with this wild Green Lantern Batman.

Before this, the Joker had been very idle. Batman didn't know where he ran away, and the city was beaten into ruins. He had no interest in participating in urban construction, and basically hid at home and slept every day.

The Joker was already upset for missing the welcoming ceremony for Batman, but he didn't expect that good and bad would come together. Those idiots only got some parts of Batman and called him 10 times a day to show off. Now he has picked up a living Batman, how can he not take a good look.

"Who are you?" Green Lantern Batman asked in a daze.

"You haven't seen the Joker?"

"Who is the Joker?"

The Joker rubbed his hands and grinned. It turned out to be a novice Batman. Very good, this is interesting.

"A super criminal, a super evil criminal who is against you, haven't you seen him?"

"No, there are no evil criminals in front of me, only good people and dead people."

The Joker was stunned. He looked up and down at the Green Lantern Batman. This Batman was younger than the one he knew, but he was not a child. He should be said to be a young man, and why did the tone of this young man's speech seem a little familiar?

"Then how do you distinguish between good people and dead people?" The Joker asked tentatively.

"The obedient ones are good people, and the disobedient ones are dead people, it's that simple." Green Lantern Batman said: "Have you seen my lamp stove?"

His questioning tone of course made the Joker more and more familiar. The last person who spoke to him in this tone was Batman's group of crazy birds, referred to as crazy teenagers.

"You killed all those who didn't listen to you?"

"You don't want to lecture me, do you? Madman." Green Lantern Batman was full of impatience, and he said: "So what? They talk about justice, but they don't even dare to kill criminals. They cry and cry when someone dies, and they keep saying in my ears every day, don't let me do this, don't let me do that, I will be quiet when they die."

The Joker pursed his lips.

The so-called Batman Joker duality is just like this. When Batman is like Batman, the Joker is the Joker, but when Batman starts to become like the Joker, the Joker has to be like Batman.

How can we describe the current status of Green Lantern Batman? He is the Joker in the poker and the busiest in the circus. The Joker wants to tell him to go back to Gotham. Batman promises not to beat you.

The Joker even got the basic information of Green Lantern Batman without much effort, and also figured out what he did in the original universe. In a word, he is the best of the best.

Anyway, those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. He never cares about whether the other person is evil or not. Anyway, they are not as evil as him. Regardless of whether it is the madman from Arkham Asylum or the conscientious Sheriff Gordon, as long as his words and actions are not smooth. His intention was simply to be shot.

The Joker was speechless at the end. He wondered if God was on Batman's side. Why did he always get so many weird things to torture him?

Some people may still remember that the first time the clown in the main universe suffered a serious fate was at the hands of Schiller, but then the main universe was restarted, so he naturally did not remember it.

But that was not the most significant disaster in his life. After the reboot, he ushered in his first heavyweight opponent, and that was Spider-Man.

The game between him and Spider-Man cannot be said to be a confrontation between good and evil, it can only be said to be "four incompetence". The Joker's plan to show Spider-Man the true face of evil in the city was finally broken up by Spider-Man. The extensive interviews and extensive investigation almost resulted in the Joker receiving a big red flower from Wayne Group.

Moreover, Spider-Man, who was injected with evil potion by the Joker himself, was a bit too evil. He even used Wayne's bank card to buy out all the discounted products in the Joker's place, causing the Joker to pay back the money in the following months. Without a credit card, I almost ended up sleeping on the streets.

Then his second heavyweight opponent is Batman from Earth-1. The confrontation between the two cannot be said to be thrilling, and it can only be said to be slightly humorous, but it is Batman who is responsible for making people humorous, and the Joker even He was too embarrassed to laugh.

And his third opponent can't be said to be an opponent. The Joker doesn't want to admit that that thing is Batman. Of course, it is Bruce from Schiller's universe, and at that time, Clark was also brought with him.

It can't be said that the two of them acted impartially. It can only be said that they were like that office romance, performing "Who is your best opponent?" and "Superman" in front of the clown.

After finally escaping from all these weird things, the Joker finally had some time to rest, and then the Green Lantern Batman, a teenager with middle-school syndrome, fell from the sky. The Joker began to wonder if this was another conspiracy of Batman.

"Ask you." Green Lantern Batman said: "Did you see my lamp furnace? And did you see the damn guy who threw the grenade at me? When I regain my strength, I will definitely make him look good. "

The clown's eyes fell on the ring on his finger. He sighed, turned around and walked over to get a crowbar.

Green Lantern Batman shrank into the sofa. He looked at the Joker and said, "What are you going to do? Don't come over, you lunatic, stay away from me..."

state!

The Joker knocked Green Lantern Batman unconscious with a crowbar. When Green Lantern Batman woke up again, in addition to feeling sticky blood sticking to the side of his face, he also felt that his limbs were completely covered with blood. Fixed.

He struggled and found that he was tied to a chair, and his previous action of replenishing energy was interrupted by the grenade falling from the sky, causing the green light energy to explode. He was not very good at controlling the green light energy. Now I can't move anymore.

In the shadows of the room, the Joker seemed to be sharpening something. When he turned around, Green Lantern Batman saw that it was a handsaw, and his eyes widened instantly.

The Joker came over and directly grabbed the wrist of Green Lantern Batman's ring-wearing hand, pulled him forward hard, then pressed the back of the wrist and pressed the hand firmly on the armrest of the chair.

Green Lantern Batman knew what he was going to do, and began to struggle desperately. With a snap, an awl pierced the back of his hand, and Green Lantern Batman let out a scream.

The clown didn't show any smile at all. He only had a kind of boredom like a social animal, as if he couldn't get any happiness from this kind of work and only did it to complete the performance.

In fact, this is true. Making Batman suffer or make him happy can make the Joker feel happy, but the problem is that he looks nothing like Batman in front of him. He is not even as good as the birds in the Batcave. At least Jay When Sen was tortured by him, he would also curse wildly.

After this guy let out a cry of pain, he opened his eyes in horror, looking at the bleeding palms and the approaching hand saw, and began to shout tremblingly: "No...no...please, don't!!" I beg you!!!!"

"Shut up!" The clown impatiently slapped Green Lantern Batman like a worker who was overwhelmed by life.

Then, without any intention of torturing him visually or psychologically, he sawed off the finger with the knife.

Halfway through sawing, the clown realized something was wrong. When he pierced his palm, blood still flowed normally, but when he sawed his finger, a black liquid flowed out. He picked up the broken finger and took a look at it. Not a normal human finger at all.

There are countless dense black threads in the cross section of Green Lantern Batman's finger, and thick liquid is still flowing out at this time. It can be seen that his original bones, muscles and blood vessel structure have been completely replaced.

And just after the Joker sawed off his finger, Green Lantern Batman started twitching as if having an epileptic seizure, rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth, kicking his legs, and even knocking over the chair. Look at this posture, If there were no walls in this room, he could move out of nowhere.

The Joker jumped up to avoid his swipe, and looked at Green Lantern Batman with wide eyes. He was shocked. What kind of method is this?

I just sawed off one of your fingers, I'm not giving you electrotherapy, are you here to scam me?

The clown is always in bad luck:D