Chapter 535: Excuse Me, Excuse Me, She Gave Up!
Private Toyozaki, rooftop.
After listening to the story told by Sougo Toma, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mouth twitched: "..."
Who are you trying to fool? Is logic so difficult? Let's not talk about whether ordinary people can learn it, let's just say that she can dominate Toyosaki's talent by just learning it. How about she, she can't be like so-and-so in the story, right?
"Sougo-kun, even if you want me to retreat in spite of the difficulties, the story you just told is too..." That's so disrespectful! ?
"Hey..." Before Kasumigaoka Shiyu could finish her words, Sougo Tsuchima interrupted: "I do have the idea of wanting you to retreat despite the difficulties, but it is not the story itself, but the story. Have you collected the information contained in it? What did you find unreasonable in the whole story? And..."
Here it comes, here comes the modern essay analysis that is most hated by Chinese candidates. Fortunately, there is no such thing as essay analysis in this country’s exams. Otherwise, even Sougo Toma would not dare to pat his chest and guarantee that he would get full marks. .
Even a well-informed person like Sougo Tsuchima has to kneel down, let alone Kasumigaoka Shiha who has never been exposed to this type of thing?
She looked confused: "Listen to a story and also collect information?"
"Of course..." Sougo Toma nodded. The answer was in his mind anyway, and he could make it up however he wanted.
"What about looking for unreasonable places?" Seeing that Sougo Toma didn't seem to be cheating, Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that her brain was not working well enough.
"That's right, not only do you need to find out what's unreasonable, but you also need to understand why the author wrote this and what his intention was when he wrote it this way?" Sougo Toma said, recalling the type of questions for modern literary appreciation.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Who knows why the author would write like this? Even the light novels she wrote would sometimes be written in one stroke. Speaking of which, if someone took it to her and asked her why she thought so, would she be able to answer it? This is simply...
"Sougo-kun, is this also related to face reading?"
"Where are you now? It's not even the primary stage of entry. Didn't I say that not only these, but also a lot of useless knowledge are needed as a database, which can be stored in the mind and mobilized at any time."
"Useless knowledge?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was confused again.
"For example, giraffes don't vomit, and cockroaches can survive for seven days without their heads. When you find a cockroach at home, congratulations, there is already a nest of cockroaches gathered in your home..."
"Stop..." Sougo Toma had just started to give examples when Kasumigaoka Shiyu stopped and said, "Why is this all cockroach knowledge!?"
Although she looks cold and strong in front of others, she is also afraid of cockroaches. Can't Sougo-kun be considerate of her?
"Please don't underestimate cockroaches..." Faced with Kasumigaoka Shiyu's confusion, Sougo Toma said seriously.
"Sougo-kun?" Could it be that there is something else she doesn't know?
"If human science and technology continues to stagnate, then the Fourth World War will definitely be caused by cockroaches, the new overlord of the earth. Therefore, paying attention to cockroaches is also a way to maintain awe of the next overlord..."
"Isn't that too exaggerated? Where are humans?" Kasumigaoka Shiu didn't know how to complain.
"According to my analysis, after the end of the Third World War, the remaining human beings will perish after surviving for a period of time in the nuclear winter..."
"Humanity has already perished, so why should we fear the new overlord in advance?"
"After hypnotizing yourself a few times in this way, you can comfort yourself in your heart. There is no need to feel ashamed when you are afraid of cockroaches. After all, the other party is the dominant creature in the future. Furthermore, after seeing a cockroach, you can boldly contact the pest control company without being ashamed. Call up……"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
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"So Sougo-kun is afraid of cockroaches?"
"Please call that awe!" Sougo Toma said seriously. Although he was only afraid in his previous life, and those little things in this life would basically not come close to him within a radius of 20 meters, the fear that penetrated deep into his heart in his previous life was really shameful. ah……
"I know, I know, it's called awe! But, Sougo-kun, have you really learned a lot of useless knowledge?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was puzzled. In fact, she already felt that there was something wrong with the phrase "useless knowledge" In this place, will knowledge be useless?
Of course it won't be useless. After realizing his fear of cockroaches, Sougo Doma studied how to eliminate this weakness. Therefore, although he is afraid of cockroaches, when it comes to research on cockroaches, Sougo Doma dares to say that he is One of the best, for example, researching how to completely eliminate it, so that the next generation of overlords on the earth can be destroyed in the bud.
However, the research has just begun. Due to the high risk cost, the earth cannot withstand the torment - the drug to eliminate cockroaches has not yet been developed, and he almost created a mutant species of cockroach, a cockroach that has increased in size a hundred times. …
After careful consideration, Sougo Doma felt that if he continued to research, the world might end. So, after using dozens of RPG missiles to bury Mr. Cockroach, he decisively destroyed the research materials. By the way, the underground laboratory was blown up.
Of course, Sougo Tsuchima will definitely not tell these things. After all, this is considered one of his dark histories...
Because of this, Sougo Tsuchima concealed some things about Kasumigaoka Shiu's confusion and explained:
"Actually, it's not useless knowledge, it's just knowledge that is rarely used..."
"You don't usually use it, you know?"
"For example, if a person introduces that he works in a zoo, and at this time, you can suddenly say, zoo, I like animals the most, especially giraffes. When I think about them if they are not taken care of well, digestion will be difficult. Bad, if you have vomiting or diarrhea, let alone vomiting, it must be very hard with such a long neck..."
Speaking of this, Sougo Toma paused for a moment before continuing:
"If that person says: 'Actually, giraffes don't vomit...' then you can believe 70% of his identity as a zoo worker..."
"Only 70%?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes widened.
"After all, although this knowledge is useless, there are still many people who know it. What's more, 70% is already high. At this time, you still have to pay attention to his expression and small movements when he speaks..." Mr. Doma Satoru shrugged.
"Stop!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that she was at a disadvantage: "Sougo-kun, just pretend that I haven't mentioned the face reading technique..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Oh, so many! ? Didn't he just explain that useless knowledge is not actually useless? It's just that it's usually useless, so why did Shiyu give up before he finished explaining?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
She shouldn't be compared with Sougo-kun, who wrote mystery novels a few years ago, in terms of mystery collection, but Sougo-kun seems to have the potential to be a famous detective!
Detective Sougo-kun? Woo! Sure enough, it's much better than Sougo-kun who can read minds!