Chapter 534: After You Finish Studying, I’m Afraid You Won’t Be Able to Type on the Keyboard Anymore

A lifelong request...

A lifetime request!

The useless person said it so solemnly, how could Sougo Doma refuse? Once this kind of request cannot be refused...

"Onii-chan, a new game is out. This will definitely be your whole life..."

"Onii-chan, Xiaomi has only one request in this life..."

"Onii-chan..."

…

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Speaking of which, how many times has he helped Yimoduo with his lifetime request?

Of course, Sougo Tsuchima also objected. For example, he once formally educated his family, Ichido: "Xiao Mi, you can't say nonsense like this for the rest of your life!"

"Why?" The hamster was puzzled.

"Because, if other people hear it, they will think that Xiaomi is very frivolous..." Sougo Toma said as an example by holding out his index finger.

"But Xiaomi will not say that to others, because it is Onii-chan, Xiaomi..." Tuanzi lowered his head and touched the index fingers of his hands, looking very aggrieved.

"Actually, if there are only two of us, Xiaomi can say whatever he wants..." However, less than a second after the dumpling was wronged, Sougo Tsuchima had already explained. At the same time, his heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment. It's because of him that he said this for a lifetime. A touch of Duo in his family will be a touch of Duo in his life!

"Onii-chan, is this okay?"

"certainly……"

"Onii-chan, that little one has a lifelong request..." Tuanzi, who never forgets to eat but not to fight, raised his head again.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

The sense of accomplishment that had just arisen seemed to decrease for a while.

"So, how many lifetime requests do you have!?"

"Hehehe, actually, Onii-chan just needs to satisfy countless little ones for the rest of his life..."

Looking at the useless people with smiles on their faces, Sougo Toma looked helpless and said to himself: "Oh, it seems like this is the only way to go."

However, after that conversation, Waste Material Yi Mo Duo rarely said anything like a lifetime request. At first, Sougo Tsuchima was still feeling that Waste Material Yi Mo Duo seemed to have grown up.

But a week after the incident, Tujian realized that something was missing in Xianyu's life.

Another week later.

"Xiao Mi, look, this is the new orange-flavored Kuola. It is a favor given by the God of Kuola to soda lovers. Do you want it?" Sougo Doma asked, pointing to the advertisement on the TV.

"Hmm~?" The hamster, who was staring at the TV, turned back and said, "Isn't it a little late now?"

"Although it's getting late, if Xiaomi asks me, I can't go out..." Sougo Toma said seductively.

"Woo~!" Hamster Mi heard the words and put her index finger on her lips, as if she was thinking seriously. After a while, she said with a serious face: "It's okay, it's just for one night. Xiao Mi can bear it!"

"No, no, no, Xiaomi, you don't need to be patient at all. As long as you open your mouth a little, Onii-chan will..." Sougo Toma, who always felt that something was missing because he hadn't been asked for so long, twisted quickly. The rusty body said.

Hamster Buried: "But Onii-chan didn't mean..."

"Onii-chan didn't say anything!"

…

Half an hour later, Souma Souma, who was walking home with a bunch of orange-flavored Kuola, realized: "It turns out that if you want to be a salted fish, you have to learn to sprinkle salt on yourself, for example, pour on the sweat from running errands..."

In any case, the words "a lifetime request" definitely caused a psychological shadow for Sougo Toma. Not to mention that he simply couldn't refuse Yimo Duo who said this sentence, let's talk about that dumpling. After he stopped saying these words, after he felt something was wrong all over his body...

Ahem!

Not mentioning the past in advance, now, I heard this sentence from Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "A lifetime request..."

Sougo Toma's first reaction: "..."

Xiaomi, that guy, wouldn’t tell Shiyu all this kind of thing! ?

Second reaction:

Shi, Shiyu, she, won't be assimilated by Xiao Mi, right? This kind of thing...

Third reaction:

Don't tell me, when Shiyu said this, he was exactly the same as that good-for-nothing. Hehe, hehe, he must be dazzled!

For this reason, he had to use great concentration to replace what he blurted out: "I know, face reading, I'll teach you..." with:

"Didn't you just come to the rooftop to collect materials?" No way, other requests are fine. Face reading involves too many things. If you really want to specialize in it, then Kasumigaoka Shiyu, let alone writing light novels, I’m afraid I’ll even miss out on my schoolwork, and the gains outweigh the losses.

"Collecting materials..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu tilted her head: "I have already collected some materials just now, and besides, such a small matter as collecting materials..."

"Please pay attention to your professional recuperation..." Sougo Toma covered his face with a look of pain. In fact, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be able to hold back, so he agreed smoothly. This is definitely a good thing for Kasumigaoka Shiu. A waste of its own talent.

"Sougo-kun, although I say it's a trivial matter, I have always been serious about collecting materials!" When questioned, Kasumigaoka Shiu's creative side stood out.

"Woo~! Then..."

"Furthermore, the reason why I want to learn face reading is also for the rigor of the novel..." Sougo Toma was about to speak, but Kasumigaoka Shiu interrupted.

"Huh?" Sougo Toma was confused.

"Because the protagonist is based on Sougo-kun, so... Sougo-kun, I want the male protagonist to be closer to reality. Please guide me in learning face reading. Please!" After Kasumigaoka Shiu finished explaining, I asked again.

"Shiyu, you are already putting the cart before the horse. Moreover, face reading requires not only strong data collection capabilities, but also countless useless knowledge as a database, coupled with strict logic for reasonable reasoning. , and even learn how to induce words...

After you learn this, are you sure you can still type on the keyboard? "

"..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Zongwu-kun, who are you looking down on!"

"Okay, let me give you the simplest example of how difficult it is to learn logic. Someone went to a pet store to buy a dog collar. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the owner flipping through a book with the cover "Behavior". The man was puzzled and asked the shopkeeper, "I have heard of physical chemistry. What is logic?"

The shopkeeper thought for a while and gave this person an example: 'Guest, you bought a collar in our store, then I will use simple logic to reason that you have a pet dog.' The man was shocked one day: 'How do you know? I have a pet dog. It was a gift from someone to my child. I just received it today. ’…

The shop owner smiled slightly: "Pets are human beings' friends. It seems that both the customer and your wife are caring people." ’ The man was even more surprised: ‘You actually know about my marriage? ’ The shopkeeper nodded: ‘Because the customer just said that it was a gift for the child, so I used simple logic to deduce that you are married’…

‘Then what else do you know? ’ The shopkeeper frowned: ‘Guest, since you have a child and a wife, I guess you are not gay! ’ When the man heard this, he gestured with his thumb and said, “It’s amazing!”

The shopkeeper shook his head: 'This is just a simple logical analysis. ’ The man was convinced and signed up to study logic. Three months later, someone asked: ‘Do you feel like you have learned anything? ’ The man smiled smugly: ‘Let me ask you a question first, do you want to buy a dog collar? ''Not buying! ’ ‘You don’t have a dog? ’…

‘We can hardly feed people anymore, why should we raise dogs? ’ After the man listened and was silent for a long time, he confidently said to the questioner: ‘Very good, I already know that you are an unloving GAY! ’…”