Chapter 572 Time Is a Thief
"Okay, okay, Onii-chan, is your cough because of a cold?" Looking at Sougo Toma who looked hopeless, Hamster Buried showed off his "great compassion" spirit.
"Cough~!" Seeing how many people had changed their minds, Sougo Doma wondered whether he should repeat his old trick, coughed twice, and brought the topic back to himself.
"After Onii-chan caught a cold, he coughed in front of Xiaomi and Mashiro. Could it be that..." The topic seemed to be lost. The small lump of dumplings suddenly hugged his cheeks with both hands, making a panicked gesture: "Onii-chan." Jiang wants to transfer the cold virus to Xiaomi and Mashiro, so that while he can recover, Xiaomi and Mashiro will get seriously ill at the same time?"
"Virus transfer?" Shiina Mashiro echoed in time: "Sougo, it's so scary, Mashiro doesn't want to get seriously ill..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This loser started talking nonsense again, but why did Mashiro start to join in the nonsense?
"Xiao Mi, Mashiro, please explain to me, how can all the viruses be transferred out? I have only heard of infection..."
"So, Onii-chan wants to infect Xiaomi and Mashiro with the virus?" Tuanzimi crossed his arms and said with an expression on his face that said, "You can't fool me."
"Why would I do such a thing?" Sougo Toma felt that he was suspected of turning into a complainer.
"It is said that when humans fall into an abyss, they will subconsciously pull the people next to them. Onii-chan is about to fall into the abyss of a cold, so she subconsciously wants to pull Xiaomi and Mashiro down together." Dango Mi Shinobu, who has a serious tendency to blacken Pointed out.
"What a dark statement this is. Speaking of which, where did you hear that messy theory?" Sougo Toma twitched the corner of his mouth.
"I heard it from Onii-chan's mouth..." Tuanzimi responded quickly.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
So it turns out that the messy guy is him? Ha, ha ha...
"Ahem, Xiaomi, what Onii-chan was talking about at that time was actually that human survival instincts can interfere with things. For example, when humans are drowning, they will struggle desperately..." Fortunately, he can be regarded as a person who has walked through strong winds and waves, and nothing happened. Seen it? What is black cannot be said to be white?
"Mashiro, Mashiro, Xiaomi is telling you that Onii-chan is going to start talking nonsense again. You should watch carefully and study hard..." But before Sougo Toma could start talking, Dangomi had already used her early words. With an expression that had seen through everything, he pushed Shiina Mashiro and leaned in to whisper in his ear.
"Yes, I understand, master!" Mashiro nodded to Xiaomi when he heard this, and turned his head again. Although there was no expression on his face, Sougo Doma saw it in his eyes. Please start your performance. Light.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Did these two guys use him as a teaching guide?
hateful!
If the tiger doesn't send the cat away, I really think he is critically ill! ? Now, let these two families see what conspiracy is!
"Okay, let's not talk about theory for now. Zhenbai, Xiaomi, you two guys don't look at what time it is now. Just wash up on time like ordinary students, and then go to bed..." Yang Mou—— Parents' tactics to urge people to sleep.
This strategy may seem ordinary at first glance, but in fact, it is really ordinary, of course, for ordinary people who go to bed on time.
What about these two guys from the Tsuchima family...
"Eh!?" A look of disgust quickly appeared on Hamster Bury's face after hearing this: "Onii-chan, night has just fallen, life has just begun, and you actually let Little Bury go to bed?"
Night Owl Mi was the first to refuse.
"I'm so stupid. It's already past nine o'clock in the afternoon. By the time you finish taking a shower, it will be rest time for the general public..."
"Who are the general public? Xiaomi doesn't know them at all. For Xiaomi, now is the beginning of a new life. The word sleep has been erased from Xiaomi's dictionary!" Tuanzi said, Super reasonable to say.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Before we talk about erasing sleep, we should first get rid of your habit of staying in bed in the morning!
Woo~! This good-for-nothing has become more and more unruly recently. Do you want to take this opportunity to teach her a lesson and let her know what the majesty of Onii-chan is?
It seems possible to consider it!
"Xiao Mi..."
Sougo Toma was about to say something when Mashiro Shiina, who was sitting next to him, suddenly pulled him and said with a serious face: "Sougo, I heard that the time will disappear soon after nine o'clock in the evening, silly Teacher Qiang always tells me to seize the remaining time to practice painting..."
Shiina Mashiro, who is also a night owl, refused for the second time, and she even found a reason.
Seeing the seriousness written all over his face, he just had to write "I'm not lying" with words. Sougo Toma's mouth twitched: "How could time disappear..." He was really about to change his job to complain. .
"Mashiro, will time disappear?" But before Sougo Toma finished complaining, Danzimi had already jumped in front of Shiina Mashiro, and said with excitement: "No wonder Xiaomi just lowers his head slightly every time he plays games at night. Yes, when I look up at the time again, it's already early morning..."
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
Didn't this loser notice that the disappearance of time as she understood it was completely opposite to what Mashiro said! Besides, what’s so exciting about this kind of thing?
Before he could transform into a fussy slave again, Mashiro Shiina nodded: "Master, time will disappear!"
"Don't talk nonsense seriously. I just asked you to take a shower and get ready for bed. Why can you..." As he continued speaking, Souma Souma had to take out "A Brief History of Time".
"Onii-chan, Xiaomi and Mashiro are just protesting. It's obvious that our time at night can easily be stolen by others, and Onii-chan wants us to close our eyes and let others steal it..."
"Who would steal? And can something like time be stolen? It is a thief itself, and can it be stolen by others?"
"Eh? Is time a thief? Onii-chan, that's even scarier. Xiaomi has always been with the thief, and Onii-chan not only watched Xiaomi being stolen, but also kept Xiaomi closed. The eyes don’t resist…”
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
He always felt that his good-for-nothing's resistance ability had evolved again. How could he stop the passage of time? ?
etc!
It doesn’t seem like it can’t be stopped…
"Onii-chan, Xiaomi has decided. From today on, Xiaomi will not sleep at night. Xiaomi must watch the time carefully so that he can't steal anything from Xiaomi!" Just as Sougo Toma was about to go deeper. While I was thinking about it, the dumpling had one foot on the coffee table, clenched its little hands, and vowed.
"Actually, you just want to extend the time to play games at night, right?" Sougo Doma said expressionlessly after he woke up.
"That's not the case. Xiaomi, I have made a lot of determination to protect my life and not let time be stolen easily. Mashiro, do you think so too, right?" Tuanzimi began to gather his teammates.
"Well, I also want to draw time..."
Seeing the two night owls swearing so solemnly, Sougo Toma suddenly laughed: "Xiao Mi, Mashiro, do you know what it means to turn off the main power?"