Chapter 2512 Hikigaya Hachiman’s Bottom # ￥%... Pants Are Almost Gone

Speaking of chuunibyou...

Sougo Tsuchima can say without exaggeration that he is familiar with it. As the demon king of the Chuuni world, Kotori Yurikka~ Well, the evil king's true eye makes the strong man who wants to defeat, how can she not know about the Chuuni patients? idea?

It is precisely because of this that Hikigaya Hachiman has no secrets in front of Sougo Toma!

Of course, it’s limited to Chuunibyou…

Whether it is during the second year of junior high school or after graduating from the second year of junior high school - Sougo Doma said that he is always familiar with it!

It is precisely because of this that Sougo Tsuchima always behaved so calmly in response to Hikigaya Hachiman's cunning... excuses: "Hachiman Bodhisattva!"

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Ah~ How about he just die like this?

The feeling of being caught by someone made him want to go crazy! But he himself has never exposed it, it was all discovered by the other party himself, like a report to the heaven...

etc!

"I haven't written that kind of thing for a long time..." He did do it before, but he was teased and ridiculed by the other party because of it last time. How could he, Hikigaya Hachiman, continue?

Then again, he shouldn't be the only one writing the report to heaven, right? Although full of complaints, as an angel (fog)? Hikigaya Hachiman doesn’t want anyone to be tortured in the world!

Hmm - a proper chuunibyou, it seems to be cured, but actually it is not cured yet...

Or to say:

"But you've written it before, right?" Before Hikigaya Hachiman finished his defense, Sougo Doma said, "I don't know when I will finish the "Investigation Report for Tenkai"."

During the dinner, Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes twitched again: "..."

It’s been written! No, it should be said that he will never write that kind of thing again!

But before he could say anything, Sougo Doma said meaningfully: "After all, Hikigaya has already graduated from the second year of junior high..."

this……

Sougo Toma finally stopped distorting the facts. He, Hikigaya Hachiman, has graduated from the second grade of junior high school...

"So..." But just when he felt satisfied, Sougo Doma said again: "Hikigaya Hachiman, who has graduated from the second year of junior high school, will definitely not be friends with Zaimokuza!"

"Eh?"

"Because the current Zaimokuza is the former Hikigaya Hachiman! Of course, Hikigaya is not that fat, but other than being fat, the past Hikigaya is no different from Zaimokuza - that's dark history!"

"..."

"Hikigaya Hachiman is annoying..." Still before anyone else could speak, Sougo Doma continued: "No, it should be said that Hikigaya Hachiman is too gentle. He always likes to take matters into his own hands, because in this way, A world where only Hikigaya Hachiman was injured was born!"

Hearing this, Hayama, Miura Yuko and others were stunned - is Hikigaya such a person?

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be true!

Hikigaya Hachiman had a look of disdain on his face. It was only the second time he and the other party met...

Why does the other party know him so well? Is this the so-called top cash recharge?

"But even if he is as gentle as Hikigaya..." As if hearing his inner voice, Sougo Doma continued: "Hikigaya, who is used to self-harm, will have things that he doesn't want to be mentioned!"

"What is that?" Yuigahama Yui answered.

"That's the second grade..." Hearing this, Sougo Toma put on a "You're stupid" expression and said, "What Hikigaya Zui doesn't want people to know is probably his dark history as a second grader." ..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: ( # ^_^)

Although this is true, can you please not say it?

"And Zaimokuza..." Sougo Toma continued: "Hikigaya must have seen his past self in him, right? It's just that he doesn't want to reminisce about his age as a middle school student, but he can't let go of his former self. Own……"

"Hey..." Hearing this, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help but said: "Brother, what you said..." Okay

, she didn’t understand.

"Don't you understand?" In this regard, Sougo Doma said: "It means that Hikigaya Hachiman, who has already graduated from the second year of junior high school, does not want to have anything to do with Zaimokuza because he has already graduated from the second year of junior high school. I cannot and do not want to call myself 'Hachiman Bodhisattva' like before..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

After all, this guy has been completely seen through. No wonder Ye Shan is so afraid of him!

"Is that so?" Hikigaya Komachi said, "But..."

"By the way..." However, just as she spoke, Sougo Doma added: "Although Hikigaya has graduated from the second year of junior high school, he has entered the process of high school disease again..."

"Sophomore disease!?" Before he finished speaking, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help but said again, don't talk about her, Hikigaya Hachiman is the same + what the hell is high school disease?

"The so-called sophomore disease..." Just as he was roaring in his heart, Sougo Toma explained: "Some people say that sophomore disease is a sublimated version of junior high school disease, and some people deny this, because even if they don't suffer from it, If you have been diagnosed with junior high school illness, you are likely to develop symptoms of high school illness..."

"So..." After hearing this, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help but asked again: "What exactly is confession disease?"

Why is it said that her Nissan has sophomore disease?

"High school sophomore disease is just a rhetoric..." Sougo Tsuchima shrugged and said, "However, I can sum it up..."

"Um?"

"First of all, high school sophomores don't look down on chuunibyou. They think chuunibyou are stupid."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Stupid indeed!

When he thought about how he approached Zaimokuza because he had no teammates, and then was called "Hachiman Bodhisattva" by the other party, Hikigaya wanted to facepalm, he was not...

"Secondly..." But just as Hikigaya's thoughts were racing, Sougo Toma said again: "People who are sick in their second year of high school are always very confident..."

"Please bean sack!" Hearing this, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help but said again: "If it's about confidence, it's not me. My Nissan doesn't have that kind of thing at all!"

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Hey, hey, are you being looked down upon by Yi Mo Duo?

"Are you sure?" To this, Sougo Toma chuckled and said, "Are you sure your Hachiman..."

"Of course!" Before the other party could finish what he said, Hikigaya Komachi said firmly - just kidding! He may not understand others, but how can she understand his own Nissan? ?

"Tsk tsk..." But as soon as she finished speaking, Sougo Toma stretched out his index finger again and shook it: "You are wrong about this, Hikigaya, he is more proud than anyone else!"

"How can it be! ?

Still before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Why is it impossible? The so-called sophomore disease is that they think from the bottom of their hearts that they are different from other people. Therefore, when they look at junior high school students, they will I’m inexplicably unhappy, after all, it’s all leftover from their (high school sophomore year) fun…”

"Eh?"

"Still don't understand?" Seeing this, Sougo Doma could only say: "Then let me explain it this way. High school sophomores like to observe others..."

Hikigaya Komachi: "..."

!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

That's right, her Nissan just likes to observe others!

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

What the hell! ?

"Have you seen the movie?" Just as they were stunned, Sougo Doma said again: "..."

"..." Before he could finish his words, the Hikigaya siblings rolled their eyes. Do they really think of them as primitive people? Who has never seen the movie...

"Uh..." Seeing this, Sougo Doma just nodded: "Indeed, watching movies is familiar to everyone, but have you ever thought about it?"

"What?"

"Most movies are narrated around the protagonist..." Sougo Doma laughed again: "In other words, it is separated from the perspective of the protagonist.

, the movie cannot be established..."

"This..." Hikigaya Komachi still didn't know what the other party wanted to say. .

"Then the question comes..." Fortunately, Sougo Doma explained, or asked in time: "Who asked him to be the so-called protagonist?"

"director?"

"Wrong..." Facing the hesitant Hikigaya Komachi, Sougo Doma is still so decisive? At the very least, he decisively interrupted the other party: "Let me ask, why does the director think that the other party is the protagonist?"

"Because..." Screenwriter?

"It's a story..." But just as she started to speak, Sougo Doma interrupted: "No matter what the story is, the protagonist needs to exist..."

"???" Hikigaya Komachi became more and more confused. What on earth was the other party talking about?

"Here comes the problem again..." Still not crazy, Sougo Doma said again: "With the protagonist, who are we, the audience?"

"..." Who knows? ? Hikigaya Komachi felt that he was obviously just a junior high school student, so why did he listen to these vague words?

"Don't you know how to answer?" But while she was pondering, Sougo Doma said again: "In fact, some people say that we are gods because we are from God's perspective. No matter what happens in the movie, we are clear……"

"What on earth are you..." What do you want to say?

"Huh~ Don't you understand?" Sougo Toma sighed again: "Although some people say that those of us who watch movies are gods, but I think, apart from the problem of perspective, we are just people who eat melons..."

"Melon-eating masses?"

"Melon-eating people!" Hearing this, Sougo Doma nodded again and then said with certainty: "No matter whether the story of the movie is a tragedy or a comedy, we can't interfere with them. In the same way, they can't interfere with us. We just watched each other's stories..."

"what does it mean?"

"E..." Seeing that the other party, or most people were still confused, Sougo Doma could only simplify it again and explained: "What if the target is changed to Hikigaya?"

"Change it to my Nissan?" Hikigaya Komachi was stunned: "Let my Nissan be the protagonist..."

"No..." But as soon as she spoke, Sougo Doma shook his index finger and said, "What I'm talking about is, what if the audience were replaced by Hikigaya?"

"Eh?"

Hikigaya Hachiman's heart also tightened - he felt like he was about to be peeled off!

"Hikigaya..." Sougo Toma continued: "I should say Hachiman..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Although he was called by his name, he was not happy at all, and even wanted to refute the other party - if he hadn't been unable to offend the other party, he would have spoken.

"Just like when we watch a movie..." Just when he was complaining in his heart, Sougo Doma said again: "We think the story of the movie is good and we will praise it, and if we think it is bad, we will complain, but we don't think so. Intervene, and Hikigaya..."

Having said this, he paused and then said: "In fact, when Hikigaya looks at problems, it's the same as when we watch movies. He feels that he is a person outside the movie or the story, so he always seems very rational. Even if what he does hurts himself, so what? He is just a person outside the story..."

Hearing this, before Hikigaya Komachi said anything, Hikigaya Hachiman was already silent - Toma, this guy really saw through him!

"No..." Upon seeing this, Yuigahama Yui wanted to say something more,

But just as she opened her mouth, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Duango-san, do you want to say that Hikigaya occasionally participated in the story?" After all, the other party's 'All Things House', which was born out of the 'Service Club', also helped. With few people, there is no other way. Who makes most teachers stare at him?

"..." What the hell is Dango-san? Yuigahama Yui wanted to complain, but she also knew that the most important thing now was Hachiman, so she endured it!

"This is the so-called charity..." Seeing that the other party was silent, Sougo Toma said again: "If I guessed correctly

, at first Hikigaya just regarded himself as an outsider, looking at the relationships in the school from the perspective of God, or other people..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Say, besides, if you have the ability, expose all his shortcomings today!

As a master of self-revelation, does he care about this? Don't care at all!

"I just don't know why..." Just as he was complaining in his heart, Sougo Doma said again: "He will create a club like the 'All Things House'..."

"You think I do?" Hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman was stunned. He had never thought about going to work as a "everything house". Come on, if he hadn't been forced by the teacher, he only wanted to be a househusband!

"This is the third point..." But as soon as he finished speaking, Sougo Toma said: "Confidence!"

"???" Hikigaya Komachi became more and more confused.

"Tsk..." Seeing this, Sougo Tsuchima spat softly: "Isolate yourself from the crowd..."

"Um?"

"Because patients with high school syndrome feel that they can control everything, just like the audience watching a movie, the protagonist will be deceived no matter how smart he is, but the audience from the perspective of God..." Although there are some directors who want to deceive the audience, But as long as the audience takes it seriously, who can be deceived by such little tricks?

Of course, the exception is deus ex machina...

"..."

"I think everyone else is stupid..." Sougo Doma continued: "After all, from the perspective of a bystander, many things are obvious, but those 'actors who perform', like Hayama... he only Being able to move around in a circle and pray that nothing bad will happen..."

"Please bean sacks!" Hearing this, Huangmao Tobe couldn't help it: "We won't make Hayama..." difficult to do!

"Oh?" But before he could finish his words, Sougo Doma said with great interest: "If I remember correctly, Sobu Gao will have the so-called work training soon, right?"

"This..." Huangmao Tobe was stunned: "So what if this is the case?"

"If my information is correct..." Sougo Toma said: "This event is for a group of three, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Huang Maobe didn't think anything, but Hayama and even Miura Yuiko were shocked——

What the hell is intelligence? ?