Chapter 2511 For Those Who Are Interested in Music, Black History Is so Interesting!
"E..." Maybe others will think deeply because of Hikigaya Hachiman's explanation, but Sougo Toma's brain circuit has noticed something that others can't notice: "How can I put it, you really know it. , as if I have experienced it myself..."
"..." Nonsense, he has experienced it before.
Hikigaya Hachiman wanted to complain, but when the words came to his lips, he turned into: "That's because I have a friend..."
"Appeared!" Unfortunately, he had just spoken when Sougo Doma said: "This is a standard statement made by a friend of mine. It is obviously my own personal experience, but I use friends to evade it..."
"No..." Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes twitched: "I really have a friend!"
"Haha..." In response to these remarks, Sougo Toma sneered: "It's fake, you are the aloof Hikigaya~ Um, Hachiman Bodhisattva!"
Solitary, solitary! ?
So how can you describe it this way if you can’t make friends? It was obviously just a slight change of words, but it made people inexplicably yearn for it. For a moment, Hikigaya Hachiman didn't want to refute the other party's evaluation of him - he was so aloof!
"..." Fortunately, Hikigaya Komachi was not deceived by this verbal trap (sugar-coated bullets). Seeing that her Nissan was actually a little moved, she couldn't help but said: "You just said that Zaimokuza is Nissan's friend..." …”
Why have you become so aloof now? Think about it, her eight-Nissan is really easy to fall into the trap!
Hearing this, before Sougo Tsuchima could say anything, the corners of Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes twitched. After all...
"Huh?" As if he knew what he was thinking, Sougo Doma finally caught up: "Sister Komachi, you don't really think Zaimokuza is your Nissan friend, do you?"
As soon as these words came out, Hikigaya Komachi was stunned on the spot: "Eh?"
Don't talk about her, everyone present was also at a loss. Has Hikigaya fallen to the point where even Zaibokuza doesn't want to be friends with him? Obviously Hikigaya has never refuted it before...
"Tsk tsk..." Just when everyone was confused, Sougo Doma chuckled lightly, stretched out his index finger and shook it: "Are you thinking that Hikigaya just didn't refute that he and Zaimokuza are the same? A friend’s words?”
"..." Read, read minds! This guy can definitely read minds!
"That's because I am the one who said this..." Just when everyone was thinking about whether they should complain - Chang... ahem, Tojian, you said you can't read minds, Sougo Tojian said Then he said proudly: "I have to say that Hikigaya is a smart man. He knew that he couldn't refute me, so he chose to remain silent..."
Hikigaya Hachiman:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
Was, was seen through, he was actually seen through! ?
Yes, he did choose to remain silent because he was afraid of being entangled with the other party. As for him and Zaimokuza being friends, don’t be kidding. Zaimokuza is just a familiar guy at most. He, Hikigaya Hachiman, doesn’t need Friends, do you know what it means to be aloof?
Then again, this guy clearly knows what he is thinking, but he still talks to himself. As expected, it is full of bad taste!
"Oh..." Just as Hikigaya Hachiman was complaining in his heart, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help it anymore: "Why is it that you are the one who speaks, and I, Nissan, are silent?"
"Because I can find hundreds of reasons to refute him..." Toma said confidently, "Hikigaya is afraid that he will be shaken after hearing those reasons..."
"shake?"
"That's right..." After hearing this, Sougo Toma nodded again and then said: "Don't look at Hikigaya like this..."
Hikigaya Hachiman: "???"
What is he like?
"I mean..." I have to say that he was very lucky. As soon as doubts arose in his heart, Sougo Tsuchima clarified his doubts and said: "I don't even have friends like this..."
Unfortunately, this explanation did not make Hikigaya Hachiman happy. Instead, it made him feel like he had been hit by an arrow: "..."
My heart is broken!
"In fact..." However, before he could say anything, Sougo Doma continued: "Hikigaya is very picky about friends. Even though he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't want to be with anyone. He can become a friend if he becomes a friend..."
"This..." Hearing this, Hikigaya Komachi hesitated. Her nun... Hachiman was already like this, so he still had the right to be picky? Thinking of this, she glanced at her Hachiman subconsciously, and then...
Hikigaya Hachiman: (⊙?⊙)
Again, I was seen through again, why did this guy know him so well?
"And friends like Zaimokuza..." Just as he thought, Sougo Doma continued to reveal: "Hikigaya doesn't look down on him!"
Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."
Although he does despise the other party, after all, the other party does not even dare to face the real world and can only live in his own fantasy world. He is already a complete fake. He who is committed to finding the real thing, and How can you be willing to be friends with the other person? At best, they are just familiar strangers...
But just as thoughts were swirling in his mind, Hikigaya Komachi couldn't help but said: "How could it be!? My Nissan is not..."
No wonder she couldn't help it. Today's experience was too ups and downs for Hikigaya Komachi. First, she thought her useless Nissan had someone she liked (Totsuka Ayaka). You know, the reason why she The reason why Shizu Hiratsuka agreed to come out to participate in the event was because he wanted to help his useless Nissan find a partner, uh...
Of course, I also want my Nissan to make friends through extracurricular activities, probably...
At the very least, you can become less autistic through extracurricular activities like this!
Who would have thought that as soon as she and her good-for-nothing Nissan went out, they would encounter a big surprise. Her good-for-nothing Nissan actually had someone she liked. Who would dare to believe this?
ha? Isn’t it normal to have someone you like? After all, Hikigaya Hachiman is also an adolescent boy, so it’s normal to have such feelings, right? It would be strange if not!
No, No, No.
If someone really thinks so, they are totally wrong. Based on Hikigaya Komachi's understanding of his own good-for-nothing, autistic Nissan, it would be a miracle for him to even care about someone, let alone fall in love with him. If not In this way, she won't be anxious to find a sister-in-law for herself!
She is really afraid that her Nissan will die alone...
But what did she see today? The autistic Nissan of her family could blush at others, actually... To be honest, Hikigaya Komachi was happy at first, until she heard that "Totsuka Ayaka" was a boy, Hikigaya Komachi became numb... …
Nissan actually has thoughts about boys? Are they more saved than the Chigaya family?
In fact, Hikigaya Komachi, who had this idea, no longer wanted to help his Nissan find a partner. He had no choice but to make Hikigaya Hachiman act too obvious - which girl would allow her boyfriend to have someone else in his heart?
It would be okay if it were other girls, but the key point is that what her Nissan is thinking about is a boy, a boy!
In this situation, a girl can't get angry even if she wants to, right? You can't tell Hikigaya to stop thinking about other boys, right? The key is, if Hikigaya Hachiman had a thicker skin, he could just retort with: "Ayaka and I are just friends..." How would a girl retort?
Anyway, Hikigaya Komachi felt that he couldn’t accept it!
Fortunately, after this "surprise", there was a real surprise waiting for her - it turned out that her family's autistic good-for-nothing Nissan was also a surprise from a friend.
Although she has given up on her sister-in-law... at least she has given up now. There is no other way. She can't be so shameless as to recommend her Nissan, which likes boys, to the girls present, right? Even if she can recommend it shamelessly, the key point is that the people present are not fools. Who doesn't know that her Nissan likes boys?
Fortunately Yuigahama Yui didn't know this, otherwise she would have had to show a black question mark face: "???"
She suspected that the other party was humiliating her! Although, she was also vaguely aware of Xiaoqi's thoughts about Ayaka, but she had no choice but to make Sougo Doma be too honest and expose the matter directly?
But she also knows that Xiaoqi's idea is very wrong. If she can, she also wants to save him...
Ahem, let’s put aside Yuigahama Yui’s thoughts for now. All in all, Hikigaya Komachi is temporarily disappointed in wanting to help his Nissan find a girlfriend. At the very least, he has to wait until Hikigaya Hachiman puts aside his feelings for that boy, that boy. Just like Totsuka Ayaka...
And to do this, friends are also indispensable help!
However, Hikigaya Komachi thought again - does her autistic good-for-nothing Nissan have any friends?
Are you kidding me? If I had friends, my Nissan would not stay at home and play games all day long. If I had friends, my Nissan would not be so hostile to cashiers. If I had friends...
This was what she thought at first. She didn't even have a friend in her Nissan, so how could she change Nissan's orientation back to normal? One person's power is too weak after all.
Until Sougo Toma said: "Hikigaya, the friend you are talking about is not Zaimokuza, right?"
Hikigaya Hachiman did not refute, but Hikigaya Komachi burst into tears. It turned out that the autistic Nissan in her family also had friends. Although the other party was indeed fat ~ a little fat, and it did not look very normal, but as long as she had friends, As long as they can communicate normally, as long as they are boys...
Think about it, what do boys who are friends talk about in private? Although Hikigaya Komachi is only in junior high school, don't think that she doesn't know anything. After all, there is such an autistic good-for-nothing Nissan. If she doesn't understand, then the Hikigaya family will really be doomed!
So she knows very well that boys will talk about which girl is more beautiful in private and who they want to date. Ahem, by the way, girls will also talk like this in private - Mr. xx So handsome, xx has such a good figure, those abs...
Ahem, let’s put these things aside for now. Since we have friends in our Nissan, although they are a bit strange, at least they can communicate normally, right? Well, probably, I can't communicate normally either...
At the very least, it can be regarded as a communication partner, right? At least you can talk to the other person about topics that can only be discussed in private, right? Don’t you stop falling in love if you are a middle-aged child?
Hikigaya Komachi thinks that chuunibyou also need to fall in love!
With someone to communicate with, and with her as someone who was worried about Nissan, Hikigaya Komachi felt that getting his Nissan back on track was not so hopeless.
But what did she just hear? Our Nissan and that Zaimuzo are not friends at all? Hikigaya Hachiman not only did not refute, but also showed an expression of being seen through. This...
Should I say that it is indeed true that he is the autistic good-for-nothing Nissan from her family? Even the weird fat house chuunibyou doesn't want to be friends with him...
But just as she was thinking this, Sougo Doma said that it was because Hikigaya was too picky that he didn't become friends with Zaimokuza.
How could Hikigaya Komachi still hold back: "???"
How could the autistic good-for-nothing Nissan of her family have the right to pick on others' qualifications to be friends? Although Zaimuzhao is a little, um, slightly fat and looks weird, but, at least the other party can still communicate!
At the very least, she can cooperate with the other party to correct the strange orientation of her Nissan. She can't be allowed to support the Hikigaya family as a girl, right?
Therefore, she wanted to say something, but before she could say anything, Sougo Toma said: "I don't like it!"
And this repeated emphasis also caused Hikigaya Hachiman's expression to change from a look of being seen through. Yes, he really didn't want to have anything to do with Zaimokuza, but to say it so straightforwardly, he...
Thinking of this, Hikigaya Hachiman glanced at the others - Miura Yuko and others' faces said "Don't tease me, Hikigaya Hachiman is still qualified to find fault with others?"
"..."
Forget it, that's the kind of person he is anyway, he doesn't need friends or understanding. Well, although he is understood, he is not happy at all!
Moreover, it's not that he disdains Zaimuzu, it's just that he can't stand the phenomenon of just hiding in his own world and not daring to face reality.
He, Hikigaya, wants the real thing!
"After all..." But in his heart, he felt that no one could understand him, well, understand his deepest thoughts. For example, when he was looking for the real thing, Sougo Doma said again: "Hikigaya-san also had a serious problem before. It’s a chuunibyou.”
"Eh?" As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned. What happened to Guanzhong's second disease?
Not to mention other people, even Hikigaya Hachiman, who was lamenting to himself just now, was stunned. He was looking for the real thing, not because of some chuunibyou...
"Isn't it weird?" But just as he was roaring in his heart, Sougo Doma said again. He was still facing everyone. I have to say that now he is really Hikigaya Hachiman's most annoying look. The crowd's Center:
"In fact, this is not difficult to understand, right? Most people who graduate from the second grade will despise themselves in the second grade, and sincerely feel that that period of the second grade is a black history. Therefore, they will stay away from the same second grade disease. After all, it seems Looking at the other person is like looking at myself back then, it’s all a dark history.”
"..." After saying this, the cashier group headed by Hayama and Miura Yuko instantly understood. After all, black history, whether it is a cashier or a good-for-nothing autistic man, everyone has more or less There are so many of them, and they don’t want to be mentioned. For example, Ye Shan——
He also didn't want anyone to know about the "Rongyuan" incident, and he didn't want to face Yukinoshita who he had given up on.
Even Hikigaya Komachi understood it. After all, even though she was only in junior high school, she might not think it was a big deal when she first did something like black history, but thinking about it afterwards, there would always be a possibility that if someone discovered it, Just kill people and silence them? If the mouth cannot be extinguished, then the idea is to commit seppuku.
"Wait..." While everyone expressed their understanding, Hikigaya Hachiman, who was exposed again, couldn't help but said: "I am not suffering from chuunibyou..."
"Oh?" He was only halfway through his words when Sougo Tsuchima said, "Isn't it because of Chuunibyou? Then weren't you writing an "Investigation Report to Heaven" before?"
"I..." Hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but looking at Sougo Doma in front of him who said "Just say it, you will win if I can't refute you", he I don’t know what to say anymore.