Chapter 2548 Fake Hair... Mr. Gui’s Teachings Are Still so Approachable
It's not a lie...that guy Gui didn't take action, but...
Katsura is a natural, Tsurumi Rumi has known this for a long time, but it is natural to have fake hair. Tsurumi Rumi dares to swear that this is the first time she has seen her. She even dares to say that although she is still a child, When it comes to nature, she is really convinced!
Mr. Gui was facing two armies. Well, saying that the two armies were competing was a bit exaggerated, but there were also many homeless people brought by the other side. You know, it was a battle for territory, but what did Mr. Gui do?
He just glanced at the invading enemy... well, the invading homeless man, walked over in a swaggering manner, and said, "Hey, are you being bullied?"
Hey, hey, hey, the other party is here to grab territory! ? When it comes to bullying, it is only the other person who bullies others. How could it be that the other person is being bullied?
Sure enough, the homeless man following him couldn't stand it: "Asshole, what nonsense are you talking about? How could Mr. Narita..."
However, before they could finish their words, Gui pointed at the leading wanderer, or Mr. Narita, and said: "But someone drew a turtle on his hand..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone, including the homeless people Gui knew before, fell silent: "..."
That's not a turtle drawn, it's a tattoo, a tattoo!
And that's not a turtle, it's evil...
"This is a prank..." But Gui didn't understand this yet, so he continued: "I was often painted on my body when I was a kid..."
Not to mention everyone, even Rumi Tsurumi wanted to complain - that's a tattoo, completely different from the graffiti he had when he was a child!
You know, the only guys with tattoos in this country are the Yakuza. However, if the other party is not a Yakuza, they will not come to snatch the wandering territory.
Let's put it this way, if you are not a life-threatening guy, you will probably be scared when you meet someone with tattoos...
Therefore, most people are also proud of their tattoos. Suddenly they said that the tattoo on the other person's body was a prank or graffiti. Not to mention Rumi Tsurumi, most people present felt that a battle was about to begin.
But what everyone didn't expect was that the man who Gui said had graffiti painted on his body said coyly: "Ah, actually, I have already warned them..."
As soon as these words came out, the group of people following the big man were instantly confused. What does it mean to have been warned? They had never done it at all. It was originally the tattoo on the other person's body: "???"
"Tsk..." Unfortunately, Fake Hair didn't know this. After the other party finished speaking, he pinched his chin and said, "Sure enough, he was pranked..."
"Yes, that's right..."
Well, although tattoos are very prestigious in the Yakuza, and many people are proud of them, not everyone thinks so. Many discussions, and even bathhouses, hot springs and other places have clearly stated regulations, with People with tattoos are not allowed to enter!
What's more, not everyone wants to be a Yakuza for life. Some people want to quit, but the tattoos on their bodies remind them all the time that they are Yakuza...
However, the fake hair told him, have you been graffitied?
Then who can stop it? He was just graffitied and pranked. He didn’t understand anything about tattoos, not at all...
But don’t think that’s enough. The most important thing is that someone provoked Gui: “Asshole, don’t think that you convinced Boss Narita...”
"Boom..." What Gui did was very simple, he just punched the opponent's head...
Do you know what it means to punch a hole with one punch?
If the opponent hits the head instead of the mountain, then the head will be gone with one punch, so: "Mr. Gui!"
Not to mention the people brought by Narita, even the people with fake hair have been attracted by: "Mr. Gui..."
Convinced! They were completely convinced!
Without a pistol, who can compete with the other party? Even if they have a pistol in their hands, they still have lingering fears. Just kidding, he is a ruthless person who can punch a hole out of a mountain with one punch. With a few punches, he may be able to smash through the mountain. Is a pistol really useful? At the very least, you have to get a rocket launcher, right?
But if a rocket launcher is really used, haha, are the government vegetarians?
Since you don't dare to use it, then you can't afford it, you can't afford it decisively...
And in this "Mr. Katsura" title, Katsura asked Tsurumi Rumi again: "Tsurumi, do you still find it difficult to make friends?"
"You're not making friends at all..."
"Oh?" Gui looked at the "friends" who were massaging him around him, and asked with some confusion: "Aren't you my friends?"
"Whoever says otherwise, we are Mr. Gui's friends..."
Tsurumi Rumi: "???"
Before saying this, put down your massage hand, maybe she will believe it.
But before she could say anything, Gui asked again: "Tsurumi, what do you think a friend is?"
"Anyway, it's not like you..."
"Really? Then let me ask you this, why are you making friends instead of others making friends with you?"
"This..." Well, her original idea was to let others take the initiative to make friends with her instead of making friends herself, but...
"Let me ask you, what can you bring to others?"
"ha?"
“If you can’t bring anything to others, why should others take the initiative to be friends with you?”
As a social animal, Gui's ideas are extremely realistic.
"..." Tsurumi Rumei couldn't answer, so he could only say: "What about Mr. Gui? Mr. Gui can give everyone..."
"I brought safety to everyone..."
"But these are not friends..."
"Then what do you think is a friend?"
"..."
"Tsurumi, let me ask you, would you talk to someone who looks like a fat pig and is extremely slovenly?"
"Certainly not……"
"Then will you become friends with him?"
"nor……"
"Then why?" Tsurumi Rumi had just opened her mouth when Katsura said, "Why don't you become friends with someone who looks like a fat pig and is extremely slovenly? They obviously want friends too..."
"..." Although, she doesn't want to!
"Tsurumi, in fact, we are all the same. Those who want to be friends must have something special about them, maybe just a little bit..."
"So..." Hearing this, Tsurumi Rumei felt sad: "The reason why I have no friends is..."
"No..." Gui shook his head again: "There is another possibility. You are very good, but not good enough..."
"What's the meaning?"
"If you are good enough, then others will surround you. If you say you have no friends, are you the only one who has no friends? Your senior brother..."
"Eldest brother?"
"Ah... Although your senior brother has not yet become a disciple, he believes that he cannot escape as a disciple..."
"..." Tsurumi Rumi is quite convinced by this statement. Who knows that Mr. Gui is really awesome?
"In short, your senior brother said that if the city doesn't work, then change to the countryside, then change to the school. If other people are not willing to make friends with you, then you can find other people who have no friends!"
"But..." Hearing this, Tsurumi Rumei hesitated a little. She had no choice. In this country, having no friends is synonymous with bad character. If she was asked to find those people, wouldn't it be...
"Don't believe what others say!" But she had just spoken, and Gui seemed to have noticed her thoughts and said: "Tsurumi, think about yourself, do you think you are bad?"
"..." Tsurumi Rumei was startled, and after a while, she said: "I'm not bad at all..."
"It's good to know this. If you are like this, does that mean other people are worse?"
"..."
"Understood?" Seeing that the other party was silent, Gui said again: "And the most important thing..."
"What?"
"What do you think is the teacher's ability to conquer those homeless people?"
"..." Nonsense, of course it is because of force, but can you say this?
"It's because of force..." Well, it's really possible, but it wasn't Tsurumi Rumi, but Katsura himself who said: "Do you know why we practice kendo?
"To strengthen your body? To cultivate your sentiments." Well, why hasn't Tsurumi Rumi heard of these phrases?
"Shit!" Unfortunately, these cliches were only met with an angry rebuke from Gui: "In ancient times, samurai were frequent visitors on the battlefield, and the swordsmanship practiced by samurai was the way of struggle and the way of fighting..."
"Mr. Gui..." This is a peaceful era!
"Do you know what martial arts is? In the Celestial Dynasty, martial arts means to stop fighting. To stop fighting is to stop two parties from fighting. Let me ask you, what do you need to stop two people fighting each other? Words?"
"this……"
"Of course it is the power to make both sides stop. Therefore, Wu is to make himself stronger so that those fighting can stop and obey our arrangements!"
"..."
"And Kendo is an extension of this. It's all bullshit about cultivating one's sentiments and training oneself..."
"This is too much..."
"Yes? Tsurumi, let me ask you, if someone says something bad about you, would you rather let it go or give him a slap?"
"..."
"If you give the other person a slap, no one will dare to say bad things about you anymore..."
"The fake hair?"
"I can't beat the opponent..."
It sounds so reasonable, but Tsurumi Rumi is speechless. The key is that sentence, he can't beat the opponent, which reveals a bit of desolation...
Of course, Tsurumi Rumei didn't fully believe what Gui said. Who could make Tsurumi seem too unreliable by nature?
Until she discovered that those isolated classmates did not have anything big wrong with them. They were just isolated because they offended some people. Even most people were like her and were isolated unknowingly.
So, under Gui's guidance, she united the isolated people: "Shall we be friends?"
It sounds like a very simple sentence, but for students who are isolated and can't even find anyone to talk to, Rumi Tsurumi who said this is like an angel: "We. Friends? Let's play together?"
"Ah, but I still want to practice swordsmanship..."
"Sword, kendo? Can I come with you?"
Humble, the reaction of those people even made Tsurumi Rumi think of this word. It was obvious that she was also an isolated existence, but when she stretched out her hand, the others were as humble as caterpillars.
"Of course, we are friends..."
"Friend, friend, do I have a friend too?"
However, her actions naturally aroused dissatisfaction. There was nothing she could do about it. The reason why these people were isolated was because they offended others. And those people said that they were the bullies in the school. She, Tsurumi Rumi, was no different. Why should an isolated existence resist them?
Then……
Hiratsuka Shizuka, who has been training with Ami for several months, feels that he can defeat ten of his previous selves. What about Tsurumi Rumi, who was carefully taught by Katsura?
"Boom, boom, boom..."
No one knows what happened that day. They only know that a series of noises came from the back mountain. From that day on, the "little bullies" were trembling when they saw Rumi Tsurumi. Sometimes they were forced to meet her, and they had to Call out "Tsurumi-sister-in-law..."
However, this kind of call made Tsurumi Rumi very embarrassed. Thinking about Mr. Katsura's speech again, she said: "It's not Tsurumi eldest sister, it's Tsurumi Rumi..."
In fact, this was all good. What Tsurumi Rumi didn't expect was that she agreed to let people learn kendo with her?
Then……
"Tsurumi..." Gui still thought she was a boy.
So, the girls were excited: "So Tsurumi-san is a boy? That's right. If he wasn't a boy, how could he easily take down the 'little bullies'? She, no, he must be a boy." child……"
Especially a certain girl with short hair...
Before Rumi Tsurumi took the initiative to contact her, she had always been isolated. She longed for friends, but no one wanted to be friends with her, because everyone said that she was neither a man nor a woman...
But Tsurumi Rumi didn't care about this, and even beat the bully to pieces. Do you know what that is called for a little girl? That's Prince Charming saving Snow White!
But Tsurumi Rumi is a girl...
Short-haired girl, God, why do you do this to her?
However, as soon as she arrived at the fake hair dojo, she heard Mr. Katsura say that Tsurumi was a boy...
I can’t say hey hey hey, I can only say she’s here!
Tsurumi Rumi shuddered at that moment...
It's a pity that Tsurumi Rumi is still too strong, and the short-haired girl only has a fake hair, and she hasn't even been taught about fake hair. It was Eliza Saki and Tsurumi Rumi who gave some pointers...
However, even so, she can still beat those "little bullies" she forgives into nothingness!
In fact, sometimes she felt that her father was just like that. If he really wanted to take action, he might not be able to beat her!
Even girls with short hair are like this, let alone Rumi Tsurumi who was carefully educated by Katsura.
When Hikigaya Hachiman compares her to an ordinary elementary school student, it's not right. He compares her to an ordinary elementary school student. It can only be said that he is too naive, so to speak...
At this time, in Chiba Village, apart from Sougo Toma, Shizuka Hiratsuka is the only one who can easily suppress the opponent, such as Xiaomi and Kasumigaoka. Although their physical fitness is definitely stronger than the opponent, in terms of actual combat ability, they It really doesn't work...
This is not an exaggeration. You must know that Kasumigaoka Shiu has top-notch physical fitness. Compared with Eiriri, well, although Eiriri's physical fitness is not bad, Sougo Doma remembers that before he came, Eiriri was in the country. When I was in middle school, I was also called "Jade Girl".
Well, it's not a compliment, it's just a piece of jade. But after the other party came into contact with him, he didn't say that his sports performance was top-notch, but it was by no means the lowest...
But even if it's just like this, it's a piece of cake, isn't it?
But there are just two people who insist on playing a game of billiards like you shoot one, I shoot one, and occasionally the ball will fly out. How can they fight with others?
Even they are like this, let alone Hayama. He can't compete with the opponent based on his physical fitness alone...
Isn't it a joke for Hikigaya to compare these things with each other?