Chapter 2481: Second Class Second Class Was Finally Defeated by Reality
Let’s put aside Shizuka Hiratsuka’s feelings and pursuit of becoming stronger for the time being.
"It turns out it's because of the slippers..." Originally, Sobu Gao and the others didn't believe that anyone could survive the siege of the lion and tiger, so they were still wearing slippers, but Sougo Doma analyzed it too carefully, and then In addition, even Mr. Hiratsuka did not refute the other party, and even pretended to be the same, which made some of them hesitate.
At first, Yuigahama Yui, who was accustomed to agreeing with others, subconsciously agreed. Then, she knew how to read the atmosphere and asked again: "So in the urban legend that circulates, that weird guy, the fake Mr. Katsura, is here. Are you lingering in front of the shoe store?"
"That's right..." Hearing this, Toma realized that he was somewhat impressed by Yuigahama Yui. He really understands Yuigahama Yui, and he is a talented person who can be praised: "I was seriously injured because I was wearing slippers, so I pretended My first thought at that time was probably to change my shoes, right?"
"Then why is he just hanging around in front of the store?"
"Um..." I have to say that Yuigahama Yui has asked the right person. Others may not know why the fake hair is just lingering in front of the store, but based on Sougo Toma's understanding of him, I can't say that he can 100% understand it. Guessing what the other person was thinking at that time, I can only say the same thing: "Probably because he doesn't have much money and is poor."
Hearing such a realistic reason, not to mention Yuigahama Yui and others, even Hiratsuka Shizuka felt the corners of his eyes twitching. How could a ruthless person who could escape from a lion and tiger wearing slippers have no money? Who are you looking down on? However, they were so shocked that they could not stop complaining in their hearts, so they only said one word in the end:
"ha?"
"If he had money..." Upon seeing this, Sougo Doma analyzed rationally: "Then he wouldn't sneak into the zoo secretly."
"Why did that fake Gui sneak in because he had no money to buy a ticket!?" Miura Yuko couldn't help but complain after all.
"Otherwise?" To this, Sougo Toma asked in return, and then continued: "As the saying goes, a penny can stump a hero..."
"Please bean sack!" But before he could finish his words, Hiratsuka Shizuka said: "Isn't that fake Katsura working? Or..."
Halfway through her words, the hot-blooded female teacher shut her mouth. It has to be said that as an adult, her mouth is indeed very tight. Even if the words are subconsciously spoken, she can forcefully hold them back. .
However, Toma realized that he knew what the other party meant - logically speaking, the salary in a shemale bar is definitely much higher than the normal salary. Otherwise, who would be a serious person to work there?
"Although he does have a job, he also spends his money in many places..."
"No matter how many places you spend money on, you won't have enough money to pay for the tickets to the zoo, right?" The person who answered this time was Hikigaya Hachiman. Well, it's no wonder that he couldn't help it. As a pocket money person With only one-third more Oni-chan (San), even if he goes to the zoo, he won’t have enough money to buy a ticket!
And that fake hair is still Gui or something, but a working adult, can't he compare to him?
"..." But while he was speaking, Shizuka Hiratsuka was thoughtfully thinking. After Hikigaya Hachiman finished complaining, she took over the words one step ahead of Sougo Doma and said: "No, that's not right... …”
"What's wrong?"
"Is it true that he is poor in culture and rich in martial arts?" Hiratsuka Shizuka seemed to be answering the other party's question, but also seemed to be explaining to herself - she spent a lot of money practicing with Miss A Miao during this period.
Hearing this, the people from the General Military High School were stunned again. Poor civilized and rich military? Meaning, that fake Gui is still a martial arts practitioner? Well, that's right. If it wasn't a martial arts practitioner, how could the opponent survive the siege of lions and tigers?
But, what kind of martial arts can achieve that level?
"Teacher Hiratsuka..." After guessing and even doubting, the first person who couldn't help but ask was Hikigaya Hachiman, who usually seemed to be more sensible than anyone else. In other words, his already addicted Chuuni soul started to rise again. Moved: "Humans can really practice martial arts..."
But before he could finish his words, Hiratsuka Shizuka hesitated and said: "Maybe, but don't think about it..."
I have to say that the hot-blooded female teacher really understands these adolescent students, and there is nothing she can do about it. After all, she has had the same idea as the other party before - after seeing Miss A Miao challenge a gorilla, she also She was obsessed with becoming as strong as the other person, and even went so far as to become a disciple.
It is precisely because of this that as soon as Hikigaya Hachiman opened his mouth, she knew what the other party wanted to say. Although practicing martial arts is not a bad thing, as a teacher, she still wants her students to go on the right path of learning cultural knowledge. , there is no way, after all, most of the gyms and martial arts gyms outside are just showy——
In terms of actual combat, it's not as good as the regular fighting she practiced before!
However, if she, who had practiced regular fighting before, was placed in front of a lion or a tiger, Shizuka Hiratsuka wouldn't be able to resist even if Shizuka Hiratsuka was bragging!
But if there is a gym with real kung fu, the requirements for qualifications are very high. Even Shizuka Hiratsuka had to work hard to get into the eyes of Miss A Miao. Of course, her age is involved... Ahem, let’s put aside the issue of age for now, but in terms of qualifications, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who has no idea about the middle number of AC, is very confident——
If her qualifications were not good, how could Miss A Miao accept her regardless of her age?
A Miao: "No, no, no, accepting you has nothing to do with qualifications, but to do with Aston and Martin! Si Liu..."
On the other hand, Hikigaya Hachiman, does he have the talent for martial arts? In Hiratsuka Shizuka's impression, the opponent's physical performance was only passable. With such qualifications, if you want to learn real kung fu, it can only be said that it is too difficult!
"Why?" Hikigaya Hachiman, who was not sure about this, asked rhetorically when he heard this. Perhaps, even if he knew Shizuka Hiratsuka's thoughts, he would ignore everything the other party said when the soul of Chuuji was about to move, right? After all, most people have no idea about the middle number of AC before they try to see if it works.
"..." As a teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who has seen too many students, is well aware of this weakness in human nature. Unfortunately, doctors usually cannot heal themselves. She can see through others, but not herself! but……
In this case, it was enough to be able to see through others. In order to prevent the other party from making useless attempts to waste time, energy, and thus delay learning, she said: "Remember what I just said about the poor in literature and the rich in martial arts?"
"Um?"
"Let me tell you this, if I'm not wrong, the salary level of that fake Gui may be higher than that of managers in some big companies..."
Hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman fell silent, and even the Chuuni heart that had just risen again fell silent: "..."
No way, who told the other party to be too realistic? Manager! That was a height that even his father had not reached, but even so, his father supported him and Komachi's life, tuition, pocket money, etc. Looking at the guy named Fake Hair or Katsura, in terms of salary level, he was better than his father He's even taller, but he's so miserable...