Chapter 1,444 The House Still Has to Be Practical.
Never use ordinary people's thinking to speculate on what an idiot is thinking. Sougo Toma understands this very well. What does it mean to chat with them? What should I do if I feel so depressed...
If he hadn't known that these team members were really idiots, he might have thought that the other team was trying to understand him!
"Captain, Okada is right. Holding some things in for a long time is not good for your health..." Ozawa-san agreed: "You shouldn't be patient. What if you suddenly can't bear it anymore?"
Sougo Toma: "..."
Are these guys sure they don't understand him? Really a fool?
"Don't think my sphincter is like that gorilla's!"
"Even if you can hold it back, you will still have to suffer if you break your body..." Okada-san said again: "Didn't the captain just stifle himself? He even forgot where the bathroom is..."
Having said this, the idiot turned his head and looked at Kasumigaoka Shiyu and said: "That guy over there, don't just stand there stupidly. You don't want to study if you insist on doing this..."
"..." Kasumigaoka Shiu, who was holding back her laughter at Sougo-kun's joke, suddenly stopped. No, she didn't have to hold it in anymore. It was fun to watch these people angrily attack Sougo-kun, but it was too much for her to do so. It’s not interesting at all. Are these guys really men? What can they say to a girl who can't hold it back...
"Okada, Ozawa, I don't think anyone will treat you as mute if you don't speak..." Fortunately, Sougo Toma reacted in time. Even if he knew that these guys were idiots and made unintentional remarks, he couldn't bear it. He gritted his teeth and said. .
"Captain, you look ugly..." However, Ozawa-san obviously didn't realize the danger. He looked at Sougo Doma who was smiling tightly and couldn't help but said: "Wait a minute, is it because I can't hold it in anymore?" Already?"
Sougo Toma: "..."
How did that bastard Hijikata give them accurate hints? Even more obscure, this, this... wait, is it because Hijikata is also a fool, and fools understand fools, so he can give these fools a hint to prepare?
"Captain, the person who came to see you has an ugly face. He told you not to hold it back, don't hold it back..." After Ozawa finished speaking, Okada-san took over the conversation again.
"Please bean sack..." Sougo Toma raised his hand: "Okay, I understand, let me tell the truth, okay, my stomach doesn't hurt, it's just that I haven't been back for a long time, so I found an excuse to come. Turn around here, I’m not holding back, Shiyu..."
"I didn't want to go to the bathroom either..." Faced with such an honest Sougo Sougo, Kasumigaoka Shiu also "confessed": "I just want to see where Sougo-kun once stayed."
"Eh!?" As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Okada-san and others were shocked: "Captain, why on earth are you talking about looking for the bathroom again?"
"Excuse, it's just an excuse..." Sougo Doma had a smile on his face, but his teeth were still clenched: "Do you know what an excuse is?"
"Of course we know what an excuse is..." Ozawa-san said, "We just don't know why the captain has to find an excuse to come in."
"That's right..." Okada-san nodded and said, "Isn't Kondo Gym also the captain's home? Do you need an excuse to go home?"
Sougo Toma: "..."
These guys?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Eh! ? Sure enough, Sougo-kun has an unknown side. These guys seem stupid and annoying at first glance, but they said such things to Sougo-kun. Are you going home? Do you think of Sougo-kun as a family member? What about Sougo-kun?
etc!
Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly realized something. No wonder, no wonder Lord Sougo wanted to bring her here today. Maybe in Lord Sougo's heart, this dojo is also an extremely important place in his life, right? Sougo-kun is willing to share a place like this with her, hey, hey...
"Okada, Ozawa, Yama..." Sougo Toma called the names of the people in front of him, then took a deep breath and said, "Huh, you guys..."
"Captain..." Okada-san and others suddenly said in unison: "Welcome back!"
That voice was very neat, even if Kasumigaoka Shiyu was speaking
He also fell silent: "..."
After a long while, she gently pushed her hair back. The sun was just right, and the scene in front of her made her sigh:
Is this what is called friendship? No, this has gone beyond the scope of friendship, right? These irritating idiots treat Sougo-kun as family...
"..." Sougo Toma smiled and shook his head: "Please, Doumabag, did you make a mistake? You let me treat this shabby dojo as your own home? Do you still think it's like going home? Who are you looking down on? ?」
"Eh..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stunned. Return her touch, you bastard! Wait, is this bastard Sougo-kun so unafraid of offending others? Obviously others regard him as family, but he...
Will you be angry? Anyone would be angry, right?
"Captain, don't say that..." Unfortunately, Shiyu Kasumigaoka underestimated these team members: "The Kondo Gym is a bit shabby, but it can also be regarded as a symbol of long history..."
"Fart has a long history..." Sougo Toma glanced at it: "In the final analysis, isn't it just Hijikata and Saru... isn't the owner of the Kondo Hall reluctant to spend money to repair it?"
"The deputy chief and the others have found someone to repair it..." Ozawa explained.
"What I said is that I will repair it. Is it useful for outsiders to repair it casually? Even though the outside looks like a new home, the inside..." Sougo Toma complained.
"The inside has also been renovated..."
"I'm talking about functions, functions..." Sougo Doma said, "I hate iron but not steel." "It doesn't even have a house deformation function. The smart homes are still the ones on the market, and the satellite defense system is not installed. Entertainment The facilities are even more pitiful. Apart from the wider area, this place has no other advantages..."
Listening to these complaints, Okada-san and others were very ashamed: "I don't think other people can use the house deformation function, right?"
"Why is no one using it?" Sougo Toma said with an expression that said you have little experience: "Besides, can an ordinary house be compared with a dojo? A dojo is bigger than a dojo, but with so many houses, even a Gundam cannot be formed automatically. , what’s the use of it?”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
There were so many flaws that she didn’t know whether to vomit...
Which dojo's house can automatically form a Gundam? ?
"Don't Hijikata and the others know that times have changed?" Sougo Tsuchima felt very regretful: "Kendo is just for physical exercise. To really fight, you have to watch Gundam..."
"Captain..." Okada-san and others said with shame, "We haven't reached the era of Gundam yet, have we? Even if times have changed, our Kondo Gym, ahem, can still keep up with the times..." There are so many arms. Woolen cloth! What Gundam do you want? Besides, the wooden structure of the house making up the Gundam can't withstand a bomb blast!
Not to mention anything else, just the bombs in their own hands can wipe out this ruined, ahem, grand gym in the eyes of others dozens of times.
"It's precisely because we haven't reached the era of Gundam yet that we have to be ahead of the times..." Sougo Toma sighed: "In the end, isn't it just that we can't bear to spend money?"