Am I a Person of Interest as a Newbie in the Second Dimension?

Chapter 1456: Facing the Problem of Survival, Everyone Will Burst Out with Strong Potential

"..." As a keyboard warrior who has experienced the baptism of many troll netizens, Sougo Doma suddenly realized that these filthy remarks have not yet been circulated. It should be said that this country may not necessarily have the soil suitable for such remarks. , then doesn’t it make him look like that—he has a dirty mind?

No, he needs to reverse this bad impression!

"What can I do about this?" Doma Sougo, who can do it if he wants to, quickly put on a helpless face: "Who asked me to put all these words together when I was learning idiom knowledge, what kind of life and death friendship, in general Friendship, friendship between gentlemen..."

Even if they come together, no one would think of it that way! Kasumigaoka Shiyu wanted to complain. Not only was she unable to look directly at the member of Life and Death Friends, but she could no longer look directly at those who had made friends with him.

"If it's just like this, forget it..." Fortunately, Sougo Doma continued: "But when I was studying, there was always a gorilla next to me that might be ready to move at any time, eager to mate..."

"Wait a minute..." Kasumigaoka Shiu called out the pause again and complained: "Why is there a gorilla next to you!?"

"EMMM..." To this, Sougo Doma pondered: "I can only say that I was too young and ignorant to learn swordsmanship from a gorilla..."

"Captain!?" Before he finished speaking, Okada-san and others became anxious. This is the deepest secret hidden in Kondo Gym. Even if Sougo Doma just mentioned this issue, it still can't be done. Are you trying to fool me by saying it's a joke? If you are so serious now, it will be very difficult to use vague words like joking.

"Learning swordsmanship from a gorilla?" Kasumigaoka Shiu felt that Sougo-kun might not really think of her as a fool, a gorilla or something...

"This is the truth..." Sougo Toma said seriously: "Fortunately, I woke up in time and stayed away from the gorilla that might be ready to move at any time..."

"Wait a little longer!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu discovered the point again: "Forget it about gorilla, why do you need to add the description of being ready to move at any time..."

"Huh..." After Sougo Toma chose to ignore the resentment of Okada-san and others, he sighed and said: "There is no way, spring is here, and it is the time when all things revive. In order for animals to make their own The bloodline continues..."

"Even if that's the case, it's only spring, right?"

"The spring I'm talking about refers to the spring in the life of humans...the gorilla. Since that gorilla entered the spring of gorilla life, it has never been able to wake up from it." In response to these doubts, Sougo Doma He can still explain it seriously.

"By the way, why do you know this kind of thing so clearly?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't understand.

"Because I'm good at communication..." Sougo Doma looked up at the sky: "Shiyu, if you have a gorilla next to you who is constantly overflowing with hormones and always looks in the mirror and asks if he can find a girlfriend, what kind of thought would you think? If you're blind, you might not be affected by the way you want to mate, but I'm not blind."

"Can a gorilla look in the mirror?" Kasumigaoka Shiu was confused: "Even if it can look in the mirror, why do you know that it is looking in the mirror and asking if it can find a girlfriend?"

"Eh? Didn't I tell you?" Sougo Doma tilted his head: "The gorillas in our gym can not only look in the mirror, but also talk, and sometimes even wear human clothes..."

"What kind of gorilla is this!?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't catch him.

"There's no way..." Sougo Doma shrugged and said, "Even if you can talk, look in the mirror, and even wear clothes, you can still tell it's a gorilla as long as you pay careful attention..."

"Hehe, hehe?" What kind of strange statement is this?

"Then let me make it clearer. Don't some dog owners prepare clothes for their dogs?" Sougo Toma raised his index finger and said, "You can't say that a puppy is no longer a puppy when it wears clothes. Right? In the same way, a puppy can’t stop being a puppy once it learns to talk, right?”

"Whose puppy can learn to talk!?

" Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that she was about to turn from a cold-hearted girl to a complainer. She thought she could hold it back just now, but when things got worse, she said that it was really refreshing to be able to spit out her complaints!

"Perhaps we should lament that the vast world is full of wonders..." Sougo Doma shrugged: "Besides, learning a foreign language will help improve the survival rate of animals. All living things can burst out with unlimited potential in the face of survival problems... "

"Is that potential too much?" Kasumigaoka, Tucaoya, and Shiyu: "And is this a matter of learning a foreign language? They have already connected across species..."

"Actually, species haven't jumped too far..." Sougo Toma argued, ahem, he was wrong, so it wasn't a quibble. After all, he could find a theoretical basis: "Speaking of which, gorillas and humans are close relatives. Were we not all monkeys millions of years ago..."

"Sougo-kun, do you want to erase the millions of years of human evolution?"

"But didn't gorillas exist millions of years ago?" Editor Sougo Doma simply said: "If humans had not evolved wisdom..."

"The problem is that humans have evolved wisdom!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt very tired: "Does the gorilla have wisdom?"

"Perhaps one or two fish that slipped through the net will appear during millions of years of evolution..." Sougo Toma will never give up easily: "No, it should be said that they are the orangutans that slipped through the net. Maybe these orangutans slipped through the net. Just like human beings, wisdom also arises..."

"This is already a strong statement!"

"It's not a strong argument, I still have some basis for it..." Sougo Toma said: "For example, the snow mountain monster, or Bigfoot, etc..."

"Sougo-kun, this basis is already an unsolved mystery. No, it may be said to be an urban ghost story. Besides, even if there is a snow mountain monster or Bigfoot, there is no way to prove that gorillas are intelligent. ah!"

"Maybe the snow mountain monsters are monsters disguised as intelligent gorillas..." Sougo Toma raised his index finger again: "Those witnesses who have seen Bigfoot and the snow mountain savages all said that they have thick hair. Running like the wind and walking like a human, this is a gorilla no matter how you look at it, right?"

"..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt even more tired: "Why can you use unreliable rumors to verify your own words? In the end, the existence of the so-called snow mountain monster (savage) and Bigfoot is irrelevant. What a problem!"

"It's unreliable. Many people have obviously seen it..." Tujian, as long as he firmly believes that he is right, no one can refute him. Zongwu said: "If you think it is unreliable, Shiyu, just Come up with evidence that Bigfoot or Snow Mountain Monster does not exist, otherwise..."

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