Chapter 1,443 When the Fool Is Your Teammate

The wise (R) wise (Z) goddess Aqua has already said in her teachings: "Escape is shameful but useful!"

In Sougo Toma's memory, there were also stories where the heroine pretended not to see a supernatural creature and got away with it...

Based on the above reasons, he can completely deduce the truth that "covering one's ears and stealing the bell" may not be useless. If he pretends not to notice, no, it should be said that Shiyu cannot be seen at all, then the other party may not notice the low pressure. Taking it out on him?

Sougo Doma felt that he was really a clever little guy. Unfortunately, the idiot members of Kondo's team just couldn't imitate his wit. If Okada and the others knew how to cooperate with him to continue the topic, wouldn't he be better able to continue the topic? Did Shiyu quibble in front of him? Obviously as long as you give him some time to think, he will definitely be able to find a perfect excuse...

Unlike now, he can only place his hopes on his acting skills, and use his Oscar-winning acting skills to deduce that nothing happened and nothing exists. How can there be any poetry? Where is the low pressure?

As long as his acting skills are sophisticated enough...

"Hey..." Toma, in the crazy overlay state of Chi Chi BUFF, Sougo used his "unpretentious" acting skills to look around: "Okada, who is this person you are talking about? Why didn't I see anyone? , are you dazzled..."

The acting was so natural that Okada-san and others were embarrassed - Captain, do you dare to be more fake?

"..." The black energy on Kasumigaoka Shiyu's body became more and more intense: "Then shall I leave?"

"Ahem..." MDZZ, can you believe in the teachings of the Axis Cult? This evasion is of no use! ? Sougo Toma complained in his heart and coughed a few times: "I was joking. I'm sorry, Shiyu has been waiting outside for a long time, right?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Eh! ? What did she do? In fact, she didn't wait long at all, just a few minutes...

After realizing this, the originally aggressive low-pressure Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly froze. Only a few minutes later, she couldn't help but walk in to look for Sougo-kun. In the eyes of others, would she think she was The kind of girl who can't stand it for even a few minutes? .

But what was she thinking when she came in? Sougo-kun and Hiratsuka-sensei...

Wait, Hiratsuka-sensei isn’t here either! ? Then doesn't she look very stiff looking like she's looking for trouble?

"Ara..." After a moment of brainstorming, Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt a little guilty: "Actually, I didn't wait too long. It's just that, by the way, I also wanted to go to the bathroom before I came in..."

Fortunately, she found a perfect excuse outside.

This attitude changed so quickly that Sougo Tsuchima could not understand it even more. What about the dangers promised? He looked like he was holding back his anger just now, so how could he be fine in the blink of an eye? EMMM…

Is this the so-called woman's heart, a needle in the sea?

"The bathroom is over there..." Just as Sougo Doma was feeling complicated, Ozawa-san had good intentions and did something wrong. He pointed in the opposite direction to Sougo Doma.

"Eh!?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stunned: "But isn't Sougo-kun..." over here?

No way, who would let someone use the excuse just now to go to the bathroom? But now there is one at this end and the other at that end, separated by two ends, completely opposite to each other. This is very embarrassing.

"Ha, haha..." If it had been anyone else, he might have felt guilty, but Sougo Toma had never seen such a storm: "It's been a long time since I came back to the Kondo Gym. I didn't expect so many changes here. I know I remembered that this was the bathroom, but I didn’t expect that things have changed. That’s right, the so-called matter has changed—even the bathroom has been moved.”

"……"is that so? Kasumigaoka Shiyu is doubtful.

At this moment, Okada-san said: "Captain, are you out of your mind? Aren't the bathrooms always on the opposite side?"

"Sougo-kun?"

"..." Sougo Toma's head hurts so much. Are these idiots sent by God to torture him? That guy from Hijikata has arrived

How did you manage to hint at them in a subtle way? This is no longer a hint, but an explicit statement, right?

"Okada, you mean I misremembered where the bathroom is? Do you think I'm a roadie? Can't remember the way I went?" He no longer dared to put too much hope in these idiots, so he chose In order to use self-defeating methods to fool him, as long as these idiots follow his words, or directly expand and say that he is a road idiot...

That's a good excuse. No one would ask a roadie to memorize the route, right?

"Idiot Okada, how can the captain be a road idiot?" However, this time, before Okada could speak, Ozawa said angrily: "The captain can memorize the entire map at a glance, and even Geniuses can be found in all kinds of alleys..."

"Asshole Ozawa, I didn't say that the captain was a road crazy..." Okada was dissatisfied: "It's because it's impossible for the captain to not remember the roads, so I said he has a crazy mind..."

Sougo Toma: "..."

He doesn't want to know anything now, he just wants to know how on earth that bastard Hijikata managed to give these idiots subtle hints. He was no longer hinting, he was making it clear!

"Sougo-kun?" Kasumigaoka Shiu felt like she was okay again. She exuded low pressure again. Wasn't this bastard going to the bathroom in a hurry? How could this happen again...

"Ahem..." Sougo Toma, who smelled the dangerous smell again, coughed twice quickly. What to say this time: "I must have been careless because I was busy looking for the bathroom. I didn't dodge, ahem, no." No matter how you think about it, you just find a direction and rush towards it. The earth is a circle. As long as you go forward in one direction, you can still find it back in the end. This is reverse pathfinding..."

"..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced: "Sougo-kun, are you trying to say that you want to circle the earth..."

"No, I think you can find a restroom halfway..." Sougo Toma said matter-of-factly: "Although the earth is round, Kondo Gym is not the only place with restrooms..."

"Eh!?" But before he finished speaking, Okada-san suddenly said with a happy face: "Did you say that the captain was just looking for the bathroom?"

Sougo Toma: "..."

He...wait, did this idiot finally understand? Is he trying to cooperate?

"Uh~!" Thinking of this, Sougo Doma nodded: "I was really looking for the bathroom just now..."

"Why didn't Captain tell me this earlier?" Ozawa-san seemed to have woken up, "If we had known earlier that Captain was going to the bathroom, Captain wouldn't have had to wait so long..."

"..." This, although this cooperation is a bit rough, in Sougo Toma's view, this is tantamount to the other party's salvation. These idiots finally, finally...

"Captain, it's true. He was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, but he still kept us chatting for so long. What if we can't hold it in anymore?" But before Sougo Toma could speak, Okada-san sighed.