Chapter 1,400 Some People Complain and Complain, but They Can’t Help but Stop Complaining...
"So, the Kondo Gym really exists..." How should I put it? Hiratsuka, a hot-blooded and second-year junior high school female teacher, Jing was already deceived by someone's unreasonable statement.
If it were just normal, Hiratsuka Shizuka might not be so easy to swallow the hook, but she first saw a certain Hijikata cut off a mountain with a knife, and then she felt powerless in the face of Sougo Tsuchima: "..."
No matter how you say she is invincible with an iron fist, ahem, let's put it this way, before she became a teacher, she was also a woman with incredible martial arts - no wonder she couldn't get married.
However, both Hijikata and Doma encountered setbacks. Not to mention cutting off the rockery with a single sword, but Wu still managed to make her docile even when she was unconscious with a look on his face. After all, he had been studying for so long. Is the fighting so useless?
It's okay if Hijima and Hijikata don't know each other. After all, she can't guarantee that her fighting skills are the strongest. It's normal for her to lose to others. How can I put it, there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside.
However, the two guys who had "defeated" her were both in the same dojo. The guy Hijikata even showed what a broken mountain was in front of him. As for Sougo, Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't have much hope. Yes, but someone can even control his heart to stop. Isn’t this an ancient boxing technique? No, it should be called ancient spiritual practice! What kind of secrets is Kondo Gym hiding?
As a senior fan of passionate comics, coupled with the incubation period of chuunibyou, Hiratsuka Shizuka's heart has actually been burned. If reality hadn't given her too many shackles, I'm afraid she would have said this to Sougo Doma: "I must learn the secret techniques of Kondo Gym!"
However, the shackles of reality made her choose to endure it, but as soon as Doma Sougo mentioned a certain Hijikata, Hiratsuka Shizuka recalled: "Hey, fighting is a man's business, women, please leave!"
Haha, haha, a mere man dared to talk to her like this, who is she? She is Hiratsuka Shizuka! If there weren't too many people blocking her in the first place, she would have given them a good look...
Isn't it just that his skills are better and his attack is higher? If you have the ability, try to get punched by her!
Emperor Tian paid off his hard work, Hiratsuka Shizuka's request was met, and she once again met a guy who could ignore her iron fist-Tsuchima Sougo!
If it were just like this, forget it, think about what someone had done before, such as jumping off a building for nothing, even stopping the heart, etc...
As a senior comic book enthusiast, it is difficult for Hiratsuka Shizuka not to guess someone. It should be said that there are powers hidden in the Kondo Gym that ordinary people don't know about, such as Chadora, Nian, Qi, etc.
So here comes the question. As a senior comic fan and a master of fighting, what would Shizuka Hiratsuka do? The answer is simple. She is like a cat who has seen a fish, but she doesn't want to expose this matter, so she can only test it carefully:
"Do you know that clearly? In other words, there is indeed something in Kondo Gym..."
Well, although she had been very careful, Sougo Toma had never seen anyone, and Shizuka Hiratsuka knew that she was thinking about eating peaches as soon as she opened her mouth:
"Teacher Hiratsuka, don't think about it. Have you forgotten what I said? Ancient swordsmanship is usually passed down from male to female..." He was very happy in his heart, but he said with a serious face.
"In what age do we still have such broken rules?" the hot-blooded female teacher said with some disapproval.
"This is tradition..." Sougo Toma's face was full of seriousness: "The older the school, the more it respects tradition. Generally speaking, no one will violate tradition and pass on secret skills to women, even in this era. …”
"..." Hiratsuka Shizu, whose dream was shattered, didn't want to speak, but after a while, she explained: "No, don't get me wrong, I never said I wanted to learn any ancient swordsmanship. It's this era, so be more violent. It’s all undesirable!”
"..." Hearing this, Sougo Toma glanced at the hot-blooded female teacher. If the other party hadn't left a fist mark on the wall in public before saying this, he might have believed it. Now: "That's it. , but what I just said was about general circumstances. Do you remember what I said? Generally speaking, if you encounter special circumstances..."
"Eh!?" Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned.
"Ahem..." But before she could say anything, Sougo Doma coughed twice and stopped talking: "I won't talk about this matter. Teacher Hiratsuka is not interested in violence anyway. , we’d better discuss the emotional guidance between you and Daping in detail.”
Souma Toma is very familiar with baiting. Whether it is baiting fish or people, he is very familiar with it...
"Please beanbag! When will you become old? Ahem, my relationship with your Nissan will be guided?" Hiratsuka looked confused, Jing.
"Did Teacher just hit me?" Toma, who never cared whether he was beaten or not, Sougo said: "Please Teacher, please think about what you once said: 'As long as I ask you to punch me a few times, you will obey me in everything. Ahem, I'm...', well, that's right, right?"
"Why do you want to change me to the next one!?"
"Doesn't this sound more contemporary? In short, I have already been beaten by Mr. Hiratsuka. Correspondingly, do you have to listen to me on the issue between you and Ohira..."
"Please beanbag, did I mention the premise of not being beaten to the ground?" As Sougo Toma expected, Hiratsuka Shizuka began to choose the words, but:
"Teacher Hiratsuka, do you think I look like I've just been beaten down?" He shook the clothes on his body: "Except for some harmless dust on my body, I haven't lost a few hairs..."
"Whose heartbeat just stopped?" But the more Sougo Toma behaved like this, the angrier Hiratsuka Shizuka became. She almost called herself to surrender just now!
"Occasionally, an organ like the heart wants to rest. Unfortunately, Mr. Hiratsuka happened to have it..." Sougo Tsuchima explained.
"Where did you put the biological knowledge I once learned?" But Hiratsuka Shizuka just didn't listen: "If your heart stops beating, you can still be like you..."
"Okay..." Before the other party could finish complaining, Sougo Doma shrugged helplessly and said: "Teacher Hiratsuka really doesn't believe that the world is so big and full of wonders. Fortunately, we agreed that the premise is to be beaten. Get down, or else..."
"Your heart has stopped and you still say you haven't been beaten to the ground?"
"It's just a physiological reaction, just like hitting the knees and legs will unconsciously stretch out..." Toma, a theoretical researcher, Sougo once again said the truth that no matter how hard he heard: "Human beings are under huge pressure. When injured, the body will also enter suspended animation..."
"Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that it's normal for your heart to stop beating? Why did it become a phenomenon that only occurs when you are severely injured? Also, why did you still stop your heartbeat and the two of us can still be like this? A dull chat? You should be going to the hospital for a check-up at this time!"
"Teacher Hiratsuka..." Sougo Toma glanced at him: "How come you have become a complainer again? You have complained too many times, right?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "Eh!?"
“Who in the hell did this happen!!!”