Chapter 701 700. A Street of Antiques (4)
Godzilla is stuck with a thick wad of toilet paper.
This was an emergency measure that they couldn't prepare for. After changing into new pants, they still wanted to fart. In order to avoid soiling the new pants, Li Du wanted to buy diapers.
But he turned around in the mall, and there were no adult diapers in it, so in desperation, he bought tissue paper, folded them together and stuffed them in his pants.
Now, this is what Godzilla brings out!
Li Du did not expect that he would do this, and no one expected that he would do this. This is really exciting!
Godzilla just now was angry from the heart and turned evil to the gall, and just let out a series of farts and brought out a lot of fish oil. Seeing that the boss refused to admit his account and acted so arrogantly, he couldn't help but take out these sticky paper paste on his face.
Li Du, Hans and others watched this scene dumbfounded. The boss also didn't expect the other party to make a move suddenly. He froze for a few seconds, and it was too late when he realized it.
A thick stack of paper was sticky on his face, and on the paper was even stickier fish oil, which exuded a stench. Li Du felt like throwing up watching that scene.
The fat boss waved his hands frantically and struggled. He wiped the paper off his face and roared angrily, "What are you doing, you fucking nigger? Fuck him! Fuck him!"
Now he no longer maintains the cheerful Maitreya Buddha appearance before, but has become a frenzied Shura.
If facing ordinary people, these employees might have the courage to deal with them, but facing foreigners as big as Godzilla and Ou, they dare not even approach them, so how dare they do it?
Li Du pinched his nose and said, "Brother, you should go wash it quickly, your face is very yellow now, do you know that?"
The fat boss's face was already greasy. After it was covered with fish oil paper, it was like pork belly soaked in oil. It was unreadable.
The boss was driven mad by the fish oil paper, he waved his hands angrily and shouted: "Fuck him, fuck him to death! Come here, brothers, fuck him!"
The big man next to him couldn't take it anymore and said, "Boss, stop talking, something has flowed into your mouth, vomit!"
He couldn't bear it when he said this, and couldn't help retching.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Du waved his hand and said, "Let's go, it's bad luck for us!"
The boss staggered and ran to the kitchen to wash his face. Without his order, the waiters would not stop them, and watched the four of them leave obediently.
Hans took the plate of fried cod and gestured, "This is evidence!"
After getting in the car, Godzilla opened his mouth to say something, but he was not good at words, so he didn't say anything in the end.
Li Du said: "I understand what you mean, Godzilla, it's okay, the boss will call the police at most, and when he washes his face clean, there will be no evidence."
Godzilla said in a low voice: "No, boss, you get out of the car first, I have to get some paper and stuff it into my pants."
Hans said: "You still have to wipe your hands, damn it, it's disgusting!"
After Godzilla finished cleaning up, Li Du drove away.
They couldn't leave Jinjing City directly. First, Hans still wanted to have another date with the girl, and second, they still had oily fish in their stomachs, so they had to find a place to deal with it.
There is another important reason. As far as Li Du knows, there is an antique street in Jinjing City. There are many antique shops on both sides of the street, and many people are selling antiques. Can't be missed.
So he went to a hotel and opened four rooms, each with a room and a toilet, and squatted in it.
Oily fish is not poisonous, it is rich in wax oil, which cannot be digested and absorbed by humans, and has no nutritional value, as long as it is excreted.
This kind of fish oil is used as lubricating oil in industry, so the lubricating performance is very good. Once it passes through the stomach and enters the intestinal tract, the human body cannot restrain it at all. No matter farting or excreting, fish oil will be brought out.
Godzilla ate a lot of fried cod and braised cod for lunch. He could eat and liked it. The other three may not eat as much as he alone.
In this way, one can imagine how much fish oil has accumulated in his stomach.
Facing the situation where the chunky boss refused to admit it and sneered at them earlier, he couldn't keep calm, after all, he was cheated too badly!
Fortunately, the fish oil formed and flowed out quickly. After an afternoon of excretion, in the evening, Li Du felt much more comfortable in his stomach.
He went to check on the other three people. The three of them were in good condition, but they had to run to the toilet from time to time.
Hans ran slowly once, and the back of his bathrobe turned yellow...
As night fell, Li Du asked, "Shall we eat tonight?"
Hans and Da Ao didn't speak, but Godzilla nodded firmly: "Eat!"
"I still have a fried fish here." Hans pointed to the bedside table.
Da Ao's body trembled, and he ran into the toilet again.
Li Du felt that oily fish was so powerful that it could be used to treat constipation, but it was not very pleasant and a bit too disgusting.
The lunch was too greasy, so they had to eat lighter at night.
Even though he is as fierce as Godzilla, he ordered more vegetable salads, fruit salads, fried celery, fried broccoli and other vegetarian dishes when ordering at night.
Winter nights are relatively cold, the sky will get dark early, and there are no activities to arrange.
Li Du hadn't thought of arranging any activities at first, so he planned to take a stroll along the Antique Street at night to see if he could come across any good things.
Unlike other markets, the antique market is only lively at night, at least it is at night that more people come out to do business.
Buying antique cultural relics depends on the strength of eyesight. Needless to say, the better the light, the less likely it is for people to misread.
For customers, it is more convenient to buy antiques during the day, but for vendors, it is easier to sell things to make money at night.
In ordinary business, the store will take care of the needs of customers. The antique business is different. This business will not open for three years, and it will be open for three years.
Therefore, they don't have to take too much care of the feelings of ordinary customers, as long as they can find a way to sell what they have in hand, so many people will come out to set up stalls at night.
Li Du came to Jinjing City twice when he was in college, and both times he came to work during the summer vacation. At that time, he went to the Antique Street, which was very lively at night.
But it's winter now, so I don't know how many people will come out to set up stalls.
After dinner, he said: "I have to go to our antique market here. If you are not interested, you can go back and stay."
As soon as Hans heard that he was going to the antique market, he immediately became interested: "I will go, too. This is a Chinese flea market, right? I have heard of it a long time ago. There are Chinese porcelain and bronzes in it, right? "
Godzilla said: "I will go too."
Li Du said: "Are you also daydreaming like Boss Fu, hoping to find some Chinese porcelain and bronze wares?"
Godzilla shook his head: "No, I'm afraid that someone will trouble you, especially during the day."