Chapter 699 698. Oil on the Stool (2)

In the end, Da Ao came out to give Li Du a seat, but Li Du didn't go in, and Hans took the seat: "Damn it, let me come first, I still have a date waiting outside."

Li Du looked up at the ceiling helplessly, trying to distract his attention to slow down the exhaust that was about to come out.

Hans entered the toilet, and there was a puff of exhaust sound, the sound was very loud, 'bang bang bang'.

Someone in the toilet next door laughed softly: "Damn it, who is setting off firecrackers in the toilet?"

Finally, another person came out to make way for him. Li Du squatted down for a while after entering, but he didn't feel like defecating, and he didn't have diarrhea either.

However, the chrysanthemum is something that will flow out unconsciously.

Li Du wiped it over and over again with a dark face. This thing is not very easy to wipe, as if the oil comes out, it is easy to stick to the skin, which is disgusting.

He looked at the trousers at the back. The underwear was black, so he couldn't see what was stained on it, but the oil stains could be wiped off with a toilet paper.

Disgusted, he threw away his underwear and went into battle in a vacuum.

When his stomach finally felt better, he walked out with a gloomy face, and there was only one Dao left outside, so he asked, "Where's Godzilla?"

Da Ao bent his arm and pointed to the side with his elbow, he laughed and said, "He went in again."

Godzilla, who has always been hot and cold, and can eat meat and vegetables, has encountered Waterloo this time. He eats the most seafood at noon.

Not long after he came out, Hans opened the door and staggered out, saying helplessly, "Damn it, I really want to live in the bathroom, I've never thought this place is so cute."

Li Du said: "Why don't I call that girl in for you to make fabrics here?"

Remembering that there was a beautiful woman waiting outside, Hans groaned: "Oh no, how can I go to see her? There is something stuck on my pants, we have to change!"

Seeing him in such pain, Li Du was happy, and he said, "I told you not to come on a date, but you didn't listen, it's all right now, you can figure it out yourself!"

What can Hans do? His stomach was still growling, and he would fart after a while, and every time he farted, there would be oil and water, which was miserable!

This situation is obviously not suitable for a date, he said: "I'm going to say goodbye to her, let's go change our clothes first, and then complain about the damn hotel!"

This was the only way to do it. Li Du and Hans were about to leave. Da Ao tightened his belt and said with a dry smile, "Wait for me, I'll squat for a few more minutes."

The two walked out of the bathroom, and saw a tall and handsome girl standing not far away holding two cups of coffee.

Hans asked in surprise, "Hi, Rachel, why are you here?"

The girl smiled when she saw him, and said anxiously, "Did you check your pants? A waiter just found that the stool you were sitting on was not clean and there was oil on it."

As soon as she finished speaking, a waiter's voice sounded: "Hey, it's strange, there is also oil on the stool here, Xiao Song, come and wipe it."

Li Du looked at it and said that the waiter with the oil on the stool was standing where he had been sitting before. Needless to say, he made the oil on the stool.

Hans understood what was going on, and he was afraid that his stomach problem would worsen later on, so he said to the girl: "Rachel, I'm sorry, I think this meeting is the end of our meeting."

The girl was slightly taken aback, and said with some regret: "Is there anything urgent for you? Then you should be busy first."

Hans nodded quickly and said, "Yes, I, I, I am in a hurry."

When he said this, his legs kept rubbing. Li Du guessed the reason and couldn't help but chuckled.

Hans glared at him after noticing, and then became tender and smiling again when he looked at the girl.

Soon, Godzilla and Ou came out, and the two tower-like burly men attracted a lot of attention together, especially when both of them were foreigners.

Da Ao muttered in a low voice: "Xue Te! Xue Te! Xue Te! Let's go, I think I have to go to the hospital, damn it, my butt keeps dripping oil, is there something wrong?"

His voice was very low, but when Rachel stood with Li Du and the others, it was inevitable that he heard his words.

After hearing what he said, and thinking of the oil on the stool, Rachel asked with a startled expression: "Are you together? Did you have dinner at a restaurant called Polar Seafood at noon?"

Hans smiled awkwardly: "Hey, how do you know?"

The corner of the girl's mouth twitched to laugh, but she held back quickly, and said, "Not only do I know where you ate, but I also know that you ate his cod, right?"

Li Du heard something in her words, and asked, "Yes, is there a problem with their cod?"

Rachel said: "Yes, the locals know that you can't go to his house to eat cod. His cod is sold as dog meat, and the fish used is not good. It's just similar to cod. It seems to be called snake mackerel... "

She thought about it again, and added: "Yes, it seems to be thorn-scaled snake mackerel or variegated snake-scaled snake mackerel. In short, this fish contains a lot of wax oil. People cannot digest it after eating it, and it will be excreted soon."

Li Du understood what was going on, he forced a smile and said, "Thank you for reminding me."

Hans waved his hand and said, "I'll thank you later, goodbye Rachel, we have to leave."

Seeing that he was about to leave, the girl hurriedly took out a paper bag from her small bag and handed it to him.

Hans opened it and looked in surprise, "These are money, what's the matter?"

Rachel smiled and said, "This is your 10,000 yuan. I was just joking with you at the time. Why did you really transfer this money to me?"

Hans insisted: "This is the tuition fee. If you teach me Chinese, I will teach you the tuition fee. Isn't this a matter of course?"

Rachel giggled and said, "Let's talk about it after you've learned it. Don't argue anymore. I'm in good shape. I can argue with you here all afternoon. Are you sure you're fine too?"

Hans couldn't even stand up now, how could he continue to stay here?

He waved his hand and said "I'll talk about it later", and then walked out in a panic.

Li Du found a shopping mall to buy new pants. He and Hans were of normal body type, so it was easy to buy pants, but it was difficult for Godzilla and Oo.

Fortunately, this is a provincial capital, and the mall is big enough, so they bought a pair of oversized sweatpants, which solved the urgent needs of Godzilla and Da Ao.

After changing his pants, Li Du checked the two kinds of fish and cod Zha Ruiqiu mentioned on the Internet.

According to the information on the Internet, the snake mackerel and snake scale snake mentioned by Rachel are called oil fish in China, and they are specially used to extract industrial lubricating oil.

This fish looks and tastes like cod, but the nutritional value is very different.

Cod is rich in fat and tastes good. Oily fish contains a kind of wax oil that the human body cannot absorb and digest.