698. 697. Cheap Causes (1/5)

Chapter 698 697. Cheap to blame (15)

After Hans learned the price of the meal, he converted it and found that it was only more than 500 US dollars. He praised China's reasonable price control, high quality and low price.

Li Du thinks this guy's brain circuit is novel. You, an American, earn dollars in the United States, but you still convert them into dollars when you come to China for consumption. Don't you think that the price is low?

After eating, they drove to the campus of the Normal University.

Hans' beautiful teacher replied to the message earlier. As he guessed, she didn't bring her mobile phone with her in the dormitory before class.

They had no classes in the afternoon, so the girl made an appointment with him at two o'clock in the coffee shop next to the school.

Li Du read the chat records of Hans, the girl looks nice and serious, this time I want to buy Hans a drink, and I said in advance that there will be classes in the evening, so they can only meet in the afternoon.

They arrived at the cafe early and stopped to chat.

Li Du asked: "What's the girl's name? Rachel? What's the Chinese name?"

"I don't know. I call her by my English name, and she calls me by my Chinese name." Hans said.

Li Du's fire of gossip started to blaze, so he asked, "Then what is your Chinese name?"

Hans kept his mouth shut, saying it was privacy.

Li Du was so angry that he wanted to slap him, what kind of privacy is a name?

However, he saw that Hans' face was not very good-looking, and thought that he was upset by asking too many questions, so he apologized: "I'm sorry, Boss Fu, I was just curious just now."

Hans asked suspiciously, "What, why did you suddenly apologize?"

Li Du said: "I see you are unhappy."

Hans frowned and shook his head, "No, I'm not unhappy, I feel a little sick to my stomach."

Li Du asked with concern: "What's the matter? Are you still not acclimatized?"

After arriving in his hometown, everything was normal for Godzilla and Dao. Hans had stomach problems several times. They went to the county hospital to see him. The doctor said that he was not acclimatized to China when he came to China from the United States.

Hans wondered: "Probably not, the stomach doesn't hurt, it's just very bloated."

As he was talking, there was a 'gurgling' sound in his stomach, and he looked like he was going to have a stomachache again.

Li Du gave him two packs of paper and asked him to go to the coffee shop to go to the toilet to clean up his intestines, so as not to see the beautiful teacher out of the basket later.

After Hans left, Da Ao asked him, "Boss, shall we wait in the car?"

Li Du said: "No, I'll take you to find a scenic spot for sightseeing, but you have to wait a while, and meet the girl first to make sure that there is nothing wrong between them."

Hearing what he said, Da Ao opened the car door and said: "Then I'll go to the toilet first, damn it, my stomach is not feeling well either."

Hans and Da Ao had stomach problems one after another, and Li Du wondered, is there something wrong with lunch?

However, they had only finished their lunch for less than an hour, so it stands to reason that if there is a problem with lunch, it would not happen so quickly.

Not a while after Da Ao left, Godzilla's stomach also made a "gurgling" sound, and he clutched his stomach and said, "Fack!"

Li Du couldn't help cursing: "Fake! There's something wrong with lunch!"

Godzilla has a steel stomach. He can eat so well. Obviously, his stomach has a good digestion ability, but now even he has an upset stomach. It must be something wrong with the seafood he ate for lunch.

He took Godzilla into the restaurant and saw Hans and a tall girl with ponytails sitting on a high chair drinking coffee and chatting.

Seeing him coming in, Hans showed a displeased expression, called over and asked, "Li, what are you doing here? Damn it, can you keep some privacy for me?"

Li Du said impatiently: "Godzilla has a stomachache, I'll take him in to find the bathroom."

Hans was amused: "Ha, he is also uncomfortable? Well, I blamed you wrongly."

As soon as Godzilla entered the door, he attracted a lot of attention. Li Du asked someone casually where the bathroom was, and brought Godzilla there.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with his stomach, so he was a little proud. The little flying insects had greatly improved his physical fitness, and his stomach and intestines were obviously much stronger than others.

As the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow, he hasn't been happy for a long time, he feels that the intestinal peristalsis is accelerating, and there is a puff of gas to be excreted, which is commonly known as farting.

Farting is normal. There is a saying in Li Du's hometown that farting is the anger of life. Is there any reason not to let it go?

Of course, this is a coffee shop, which belongs to a public place, and farting indiscriminately is a bit unqualified, so Mr. Li used his years of accumulated experience to slightly lift his buttocks, control his ass muscles, and slowly and little by little A puff of gas squeezed out.

Then, he felt something was wrong, why did it feel so lubricated around the ass? And why are the pants getting a little sticky? Also, why is it suddenly so hot around the chrysanthemum?

He froze for a moment, his face flushed subconsciously: Damn, did you pull your pants?

This made him panic. He hasn't pulled his pants since he was in kindergarten. How could this happen today?

He looked around in a panic for fear that someone would find out about his embarrassment, but he saw Hans looking around in a panic on the opposite side.

The two looked at each other, and they both knew that the other party might have encountered the same tragedy as themselves...

Li Du got up and wanted to go to the bathroom, but at this moment, another fart came over him.

The urge to urinate and shit can barely be controlled, but farting can’t, it’s a puff of breath, the penetrating power is too strong, even if the chrysanthemum sphincter is clamped, it can’t be stopped!

Soon, he felt more sticky around the chrysanthemum.

Unfortunately, he can't walk fast, he has to walk slowly in small steps, otherwise he is worried that if he walks too fast, he won't be able to catch it and spray things out.

Hans didn't care about pretending to be a gentleman and apologizing to the girl, and walked to the bathroom.

The girl turned her head, and Li Du saw a pretty face with surprise and astonishment.

"Damn it, there's something wrong with this bastard's seafood!" Hans said with a distorted expression when he passed by Li Du.

Mr. Li was not in the mood to answer, he moved to the toilet wholeheartedly: there are still about 20 meters, 15 meters, and 10 meters, okay, here we are...

There were only five pits in the coffee shop, all of which were occupied by people, so Li Du had no choice but to knock on the pit where Godzilla was before, and whispered: "Godzilla, come out, I can't take it anymore."

There was the sound of flushing water in the toilet. The sound was very tempting, and the seductive Li Du's intestines began to wriggle again.

Godzilla pushed open the toilet door and came out. Li Du was about to go in, when a young man came in from behind, rushed in before him politely, and said lightly, "Sorry buddy, I have diarrhea—oh shit!"

He walked quickly into the toilet, stepped in, lost his footing and slipped, hitting his head on the flush bucket.

After standing up, he looked down angrily, and shouted: "It's stupid, who has no quality when riding a horse? How did you pour the oil on the ground? What does stepping on a horse mean?"

Li Du looked at Godzilla, the taciturn and expressionless Mexican brawny blushed, and said shyly, "Fuck, I don't know what's wrong, I sprayed some oil."