Chapter 5 The True Meaning of the Letter, the Corrective Analysis of the Famous Detective!

"What...what's wrong..." Wang Tan raised his eyes and asked with a sidelong glance at Brother Jue.

"Sure..." Brother Jue said, "I haven't seen you for a few days. You, a birdman, have learned to reason?"

"What are you talking about~" Xiao Tan replied loudly, but the next second, his voice dropped again, "Well...although I really can't refute you calling me a birdman now..."

"Hehe..." Feng Bujue shrugged and smiled, "Actually, I want to say...Xiao Ling seems to have taught you a lot..."

"Hehe...It's okay..." Xiao Tan turned his head, showing a pretty ** smile, and scratched his face with his wings.

Feng Bujue looked at Xiao Tan with dead fish eyes, and then said: "The sour smell of love emanating from you has aroused the true qi in my body. I suggest you adjust your expression, otherwise I will use the Meow School Qigong."

"Meow——"

Just as they were talking, there was another scream from the other end of the classroom.

"Tsk...is it coming again?" Feng Bujue looked in the direction of the sound.

But Meow Mei was crying and running towards the back row, holding a letter in her hand.

"Tu Mei-chan!" Meow Mei ran to Tu Mei's table and said with sobs, "A bad stalker wrote me a letter!"

"What did you say?" Tu Mei looked at the other person with bright eyes and replied with a concerned tone.

"Ah!" Xiong Ji, who was sitting next to him, also came over and said with a concerned look, "You actually did this to my favorite Miao Mei-chan! It's unforgivable!"

"Well... every time this guy said this indignantly... I always have the illusion that 'Is it really not him who did it this time?'" Feng Bujue looked at Xiong Ji and complained in a low voice, "But... the ruthless reality has repeatedly launched a heavy blow to my [beep——], making me [beep——] extremely painful."

"After all, this is the world of funny comics..." Xiao Tan also lowered his voice and continued, "Xiong Ji's behavior pattern itself is the biggest complaint..."

Before the two finished speaking, Tu Mei had already taken the letter from Miao Mei's hand, unfolded it in front of her and read: "To Miao Mei... I'm going to sneak into your room tonight~ Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~ Xiong Ji."

After reading the letter. Tu Mei silently put down the letter and took out her mobile phone...

"Wait!" Feng Bujue saw this and immediately shouted and stepped forward to stop Tu Mei from taking further action.

"What's wrong, Mao Sanlang?" Tu Mei asked.

"I want to confirm..." Jue Ge said, "Tu Mei-chan... do you want to call the police?"

"Yes." Tu Mei replied, "Of course I will call the police."

"Before the matter is clear, you rashly call the police..." Feng Bujue's expression was stern, looking directly into Tu Mei's eyes, and asked with full momentum, "...Is it really okay?"

"Oh?" Tu Mei looked suspicious. Then, "Isn't the truth of this case obvious enough?"

"Hehehe..." Feng Bujue was waiting for this sentence. He squeezed out a low sneer from his teeth and said, "It seems...'Detective Tu Mei' is just so-so..."

The next second, before Tu Mei could speak, Xiong Ji said in his usual comic narration tone: "What...what! He actually said such provocative words to Tu Mei-chan... Who is this man..."

"He's just a voyeur and a violent man." But Tu Mei's tone was calm as always, "His attitude is very arrogant."

"Uh..." Feng Bujue couldn't refute this title. After all, "yesterday" he confessed his guilt.

Fortunately, Tu Mei didn't continue the personal attack endlessly. She then said: "Then tell me, what else is wrong with this case?"

"Hehe..." Feng Bujue sneered. Raising a cat finger, "Suspicious point one... is the signature on this letter."

"What's wrong with the signature? Isn't it Xiong Ji?" Tu Mei didn't even look at Xiong Ji, and said nonchalantly, "Isn't it normal for him to do such perverted behavior?"

"Huh?" Xiong Ji showed a wronged expression. He continued, "No... I'm not a pervert... Although I sometimes feel inexplicably excited to expose my lower body in public, I'm not a pervert. Even if I am a pervert, I am also a gentleman with the name of a pervert..."

"Hey... The case here hasn't been settled yet, so don't take the initiative to expose the crime of public nudity..." Even Xiao Tan couldn't stand it, "We are doing our best to help you get away with it..."

"Okay, don't talk about topics that are irrelevant to this case." Feng Bujue interrupted them tactfully and said to Xiao Tan, "Falcon Taro, if Xiong Ji talks nonsense again, you will slap him in the face."

"Yes." Wang Tanzhi responded solemnly and immediately cast a sharp look at Xiong Ji.

Under this "Falcon's gaze", Xiong Ji involuntarily took a half step back and stopped talking for the time being.

"Listen carefully, Tu Mei-chan." Feng Bujue took the letter from Tu Mei's hand with a very natural movement while speaking. "As a detective, when handling an incident, you must consider all the details... You can't be blinded by superficial phenomena." He raised the letter and smiled, "Let me ask... Is there a stalker in this world who is stupid enough to write his real name on a harassing letter?"

"Hmm..." Tu Mei read thoughtfully, "If there is... it must be Xiong Ji."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk--" Feng Bujue shook his finger and made a mean sound, "Tu Mei-chan, don't give priority to individual cases... At this moment, we should at least think about... those assumptions with higher probability."

Puff--

As he said that, Jue Ge slammed the letter heavily on the table, but because there were pads on the cat's paws, his slamming on the table did not make any sound: "Take the voyeurism case I committed yesterday as an example. Since I can imitate the barking of a dog to disrupt the search, then the criminal this time... Why can't I add Xiong Ji's name to the letter... to frame him?"

"So it was you who did it." After hearing what Jue Ge said, Tu Mei responded expressionlessly, and picked up the phone again, ready to call the police.

"Hey - I'm just using myself as an example to analyze the problem for you! How did you come to this conclusion?" Feng Bujue quickly stopped him, "And... your one-handed dialing technique is too skillful, isn't it? Do you like to call the police so much?"

"Yes." Tu Mei admitted without hesitation, "One of the reasons why I became a detective is because I like to report crimes."

"Let's figure out the incident first before calling the police!" Feng Bujue shouted.

"Okay." Tu Mei closed the phone again, "Go on."

"Suspicion 2..." Feng Bujue looked at the letter again, "Speaking of which... Was this really sent by a stalker?" He poked the letter paper with his cat's paw a few times, "Content like 'I'm going to sneak into your room tonight' could also be written by a thief, right?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, even Xiao Tan was stunned.

"This is a very common thing, isn't it?" Feng Bujue said, spreading his paws. "Like the Kaito Jide, the three sisters Maoyan, etc.... Don't everyone like to send out a notice before taking action?"

"Which dimension are those two groups of Kaitos you mentioned..." The soul of complaints flowing in Xiao Tan's blood is obviously stirring again.

On the contrary, Tu Mei seems to have accepted this setting: "It seems to make sense... But what's the matter with writing the 'huhuhu' smirk in the notice?"

"It means that he is determined to win." Feng Bujue replied without thinking.

"I see." Tu Mei nodded and read.

"I actually believed it!" At this moment, the Wang Tanzhi in Wang Tanzhi's heart had fallen to the ground.

"Hmph... right?" Feng Bujue said with a smile, "Compared to... 'sexual harassment letter written by Xiong Ji', 'theft notice disguised as a sexual harassment letter written by the thief pretending to be Xiong Ji' is obviously more logical, isn't it?"

"This is the logic of being fed to the dog and then being pulled out and eaten by the dog twice, right?" Xiao Tan complained fiercely in his mind, "Let's just call it 'two dogs and one logic'!"

"I see..." Tu Mei looked at Brother Jue and said, "It seems that you are not just a simple voyeur and violent man. The famous detective Mao Saburo of the Beast Elementary School is indeed worthy of his reputation."

"Hehe... flattery." Feng Bujue smiled slightly and rubbed the hair on his head.

"Then, just treat it as a theft case." Tu Mei turned her head and looked at Miao Mei on the side, "Miao Mei, you must cooperate with the police tonight to catch the thief together." As she said, she picked up the phone again and started to call the police.

"Eh?" Miao Mei was already confused by them. "Even if you say that... there's nothing in my room that would be targeted by the thieves, right?"

"Miao Mei-chan." Feng Bujue said with a stern face, and quickly flashed in front of Miao Mei. "In order to maintain the justice of the law and punish those despicable thieves... you don't have to care about those details."

"Ah... uh... okay." Miao Mei replied in a daze.

[Successfully disrupted the investigation of the "stalker letter" incident]

[Special scenario extra skill value reward 200]

[Xiong Ji's hatred for you +2%]

At this moment, three consecutive system voices were transmitted to the ears of the two players. However, the content they heard was somewhat different. Xiao Tan's skill value reward was 50 points, and Xiong Ji's hatred for him only increased by 1%...

While Feng Bujue was still thinking about how "Xiong Ji's hatred" was set, the scenery in front of him had already changed.

[Three days later, afternoon. ]

Another abrupt transition, allowing Brother Jue and Xiao Tan to appear side by side on the school playground.

"It's really fucking tiring..." Feng Bujue took a breath immediately, "It's several times more tiring than serious reasoning, isn't it..."

"Why do I feel like this is just random nonsense..." Xiao Tan continued.

"Oh?" Feng Bujue glanced at him and smiled slyly, "Okay then... I won't talk about the next event, you can 'talk' about it." (To be continued...)