Chapter 26: Prince Shotoku's School Experience Day (Part 2)

"Don't be impulsive! Prince!" The girl clamped the prince's shoulders from behind and pulled him back. "The other person is just a primary school student."

"This kind of brat..." the prince said stubbornly, "just let me kill him in elementary school..."

"This line seems familiar." Feng Bujue smiled and continued, "I have heard it at least ten times."

What he said here... naturally refers to "hearing it more than ten times" in real life.

"How did such an unlovable brat live to be so big!" The prince was restrained by the girl and was unable to move forward, but he still waved his hands towards Brother Jue without any discouragement.

"Well... I've heard this sentence at least a hundred times..." Feng Bujue continued calmly.

"I'm going to kill you!" The prince's shouting continued.

"There are countless words in this sentence..." Brother Jue touched his chin and said, "If I could get a dollar every time someone said this to me, I would be a millionaire now."

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Three minutes later...

"Haah...haah...": The prince knelt down again, "I can't do it anymore... I have no strength anymore."

"My physical strength is a little weak." Feng Bujue looked at him condescendingly and said.

Ono didn't look very tired, and she said, "I guess it's because I'm hungry."

"Tch... As a companion, you actually stopped me..." The prince turned back and glared at the girl, "I can't eat school lunch... No matter how you think about it, it's all my fault."

"So it's all my fault..." The girl immediately complained.

"In this case..." The prince's face suddenly darkened, "There is nothing I can do...I want to frame an unfounded crime on the girl's head and sentence her to life imprisonment..."

"It seems that I suddenly realized my identity as the regent..." The girl showed a slightly panicked look.

"Yes... let's deal with it with the crime of 'giving other people's dogs random names'." The prince thought for a few seconds and said.

"Speaking of which... when I was on my mission to the Sui Kingdom, I did give the prince a name like 'My Favorite Poo Poop Pill'." The girl responded.

"Hmm..." Feng Bujue looked at this relationship like a teasing partner (a special relationship that exists in the story of "Tiaotong Life" in "Wonderful Stories of the World", in which the "Tiaotong Life" is formed). The duo, as if a combination is a more important life event than marriage, thought to themselves, "Things are more difficult than I thought... The prince is usually abused so badly by the girl, I want to do some harm to his spirit." The severe blow prompted him to leave... It seems that I have to do something more ruthless."

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Second lesson...

"Haha~art class~it feels like it will be very interesting." Because it was an art class, the prince's interest returned and his mood became better.

"Teacher." Feng Bujue raised his hand and made a small report as soon as the class started, "The prince didn't bring any paints or brushes."

Before he finished speaking, the whole class looked over.

"It's this kid again..." The prince, who was a little overwhelmed, glared at Brother Jue angrily.

"Ah~ I really can't help it..." the art teacher looked impatient, "Prince, you can borrow it from other students."

"Uh... ok..." the prince responded awkwardly.

But...the prince's seat was against the wall. There was an empty seat in front of him and the wall to his right. On the left is Feng Bujue...

"Sister, do you have one?" The prince turned around and said to the girl.

At this time, the girl happened to take some paint and a brush from Xiong Ji: "I didn't bring it with me, but Xiong Jijun sitting next to me lent some."

"Sister..." The prince's expression changed slightly, and he still wanted to say something.

But the girl interrupted directly: "I don't have enough myself. You can ask others to borrow it, Prince."

"What!" The prince looked solemn and said sternly, "As a black warrior of the 'Ink Team'. Is this really okay for you?"

"I don't remember joining that kind of strange organization..." the girl continued coldly.

"The Red Warrior has high hopes for you!" The prince was still talking nonsense seriously.

"Who is the Red Warrior?" the girl asked in surprise.

"The red warrior is the fish in the bamboo that can swim thousands of miles in ink." The prince replied.

"Even if you ramble on, I don't have any extra painting tools to lend you..." The girl was too lazy to complain.

As a result, the prince's eyes turned helplessly... to Feng Bujue.

"Hehehe..." Brother Jue met the prince's gaze with malicious eyes, "...I won't borrow it."

"This bastard!" The prince jumped up from his seat. "I won't let you go!"

The girl once again restrained him immediately: "Hey... the teacher is still in the classroom!"

"Don't stop me!" The prince leaned forward, "I'm going to use the special move 'Flying Regent Poseidon Attack' to kill him!"

"Oh... it sounds like a good skill..." Feng Bujue said, "If possible, I really want to see it with my own eyes."

"Eh? Do you really think so?" The prince looked happy.

"I lied to you." Feng Bujue's tone suddenly turned cold, "When you hear the name of the move, it sounds bad."

"Ah - that's unreasonable!" The prince was almost going crazy with anger. "I'm going to squeeze your blood out and make ink!"

Feng Bujue shrugged and replied: "It's the paint..."

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third period……

"Hoo, hoo, hoo... music is my strong point..." The prince came to the music classroom and immediately picked up a guitar.

"I always feel that humiliating this guy is useless... This guy is definitely a born idiot..." Feng Bujue looked at him from a distance and muttered in a low voice. "Is my strategy wrong from the beginning..."

"La la la~ The girl and the fishbone are good friends~" The prince over there sang with a guitar, "The inside of the pillow~ is full of fishbones~ ah——hahahaha——"

His lyrics are silly and cute, and the guitar doesn't produce a normal melody at all. In short, he is doing something full of complaints as if nothing has happened...

"Hey, uncle." Brother Jue pondered for a moment and walked over, "I think... you should stop..."

"Ah, you little brat again." The prince looked down at Brother Jue, "What do you want to do this time?"

"Nothing." Feng Bujue continued, "I just want to ask you a question."

"Hehe... a kid is still a kid after all." The prince smiled proudly, "Go ahead, if there is anything you don't understand, ask me as an adult... no... as the regent, that's right."

"Uncle, you just came to the elementary school to organize an experience day on a whim, it seems you have a lot of free time..."

At this moment, Feng Bujue used the ultimate secret of the forbidden skill cited by the ridicule world.

If this trick still doesn't work, he can only give up...

"Don't you have anything else to do? For example... meet your girlfriend or something?" (To be continued..)