Chapter 16: Criminal Mentor? Awareness of Being the Protagonist?

"Just...even if you say that..." Xiong Ji still didn't give in. He said sincerely, "The thief bears_eye is indeed not me!"

I have to admit that as a criminal who frequently exposes evidence of his crimes, his seemingly brilliant acting skills are worthy of recognition...

"Okay, Xiong Jijun..." Feng Bujue showed an evil smile, "The notes on the card have betrayed you..." He paused, "If I read it correctly... haha... that one just now You asked Mr. Wang next door to write the crime warning card for you with a watercolor pen!"

Brother Jue's ability to deceive people is superb. He has a set of methods to deal with various targets with IQ and personality. At this moment, he used an effective method to deal with characters like Xiong Ji - pretending to be confident, telling a set of wrong inferences, and speaking fast and with sufficient momentum.

He understands that in this funny and curious universe full of slots, as long as the atmosphere during communication reaches a certain subtle critical point, it can lead to...

"Nonsense!" Xiong Ji shouted back, "I obviously wrote it with a pen in my left hand!"

Snapped--

"You're so stupid!" Before Xiong Ji could finish his words, Xiaotan flapped his wings.

"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji, who was tricked into confessing and slapped, knelt down, "Please forgive me... Phantom thieves and so on... Crime previews and so on... It's all because I watched a few episodes of Detective Detective on TV. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing... Anyway... I just sent a card, and I didn't... uh..."

At this moment, Feng Bujue restrained Xiong Ji with another "gorilla strangulation" move, and interrupted: "Don't be evasive when explaining problems..."

"Ah... I'm going to die..." Xiong Ji replied with a painful expression and a hoarse voice, "I can't survive... breathe... breathe..."

After a few seconds, Brother Jue let him go: "Hmph... a scumbag with a combat power of only five..."

"Haah...haah..." Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and gasped, "It's so...so painful...I seemed to have seen the Santu River just now."

"Haha... Penguin is waving to you from the other side of the river." Brother Jue smiled gloomily and added.

"What...what..." Xiong Ji's expression suddenly changed again. It turned into a state of fear and fear, "Why do you suddenly mention Penguin Zhu-san..."

"What do you think?" At this time, Xiaotan had vaguely noticed Brother Jue's strategy, so he also put on a stern look on his face and said to Xiong Jiyan, "You think... the killing of Penguin Zhu can just be forgotten. ?"

"Eh?" Xiong Ji replied with an iron-orange face (because that's the color of his face) and his whole body was trembling, "You... what did you say? The murderer... who killed Penguin Assistant was obviously an ape..."

"Suzukichi?" Brother Jue asked. "Ha!" He laughed dryly, "Don't forget, through reasoning, the person who made Sarukichi take the blame..."

Xiaotan continued: "...It's just the two of us."

"We knew from the beginning that the real culprit was you." Feng Bujue put his cat face in front of Xiong Ji and said in a deep voice, "So...you'd better be smarter..."

Xiaotan also took over the conversation and read: "We can arrest the innocent Sarukichi, and naturally we can also arrest you, a pervert with many crimes."

"You...why on earth are you doing this?" Xiong Ji looked horrified. asked hesitantly.

Snapped--

"You're so stupid!" Feng Bujue also slapped him, "Don't ask questions without permission!"

"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji immediately knelt down on the ground and replied respectfully, "Sir Neko Saburo. Lord Hayabusa, please give me some advice..."

"Has even the title changed..." Xiao Tan thought after seeing this. To be honest... the speed at which the moral integrity of the perverted bear in front of him was lost was astonishing to him.

After a few seconds, Brother Jue winked at Xiaotan, and then. He squatted down so that his eyes were level with Xiong Ji's, and said, "Listen up. Xiong Ji..."

At this moment, Wang Tanzhi and everyone who is familiar with Feng Bujue should know clearly... Brother Jue's brainwashing heresy is about to start again.

"From the perspective of a criminal, you are really inferior." Brother Jue sneered, "As a perverted gentleman, you are always arrested...don't you think it's too ugly?"

"Lord Cat Saburo...what do you mean?" Xiong Ji asked tentatively.

"Let me teach you..." Feng Bujue said, "How to get away with the superb skills..."

"I went... I talked for a long time. Is this the purpose..." Xiao Tan couldn't help but cast a contemptuous look at Brother Jue. The corners of his mouth twitched and he thought in his heart, "But... it's just like Tu Mei's 'glaring' Likewise, Xiong Ji's "brainless self-exposure" and "idiot-like crime" are his basic character attributes...can they really be corrected?"

"Really...do you really have that kind of skill?" Xiong Ji looked at Brother Jue expectantly and asked.

"Haha..." Feng Bujue showed a very inflammatory and seductive smile, "As long as you are obedient and do as I say, I guarantee that you can continue to commit crimes as usual and will not be arrested again."

"Hey... as a protagonist, is it really okay to say this kind of line..." Xiao Tan finally couldn't help complaining, "It will teach those innocent and kind-hearted little penyus and teenagers bad things."

"The adjectives of naivety and kindness are reserved for the fictional heroines in Korean dramas. People who read this book have long lost their moral integrity." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "The lives of those guys... when they come to an end, the revolving lanterns flashing before their eyes must be full of embarrassing scenes." He paused and continued, "As a protagonist, I have lasted for sixteen chapters in this kind of story. Is it easy for me? Other protagonists eat delicious food, drink spicy drinks, kill bosses, swallow treasures, and collect dozens of beautiful concubines with different personalities, living a decadent life of excessive drinking and sex all day long... Even Kurama Rokuro (the fictional detective in the Japanese drama "33 Minute Detective") has a beautiful assistant... But I... can only bring a birdman and a bear-faced waste here to entangle, and there are still seventeen chapters to go..." He glared at Xiao Tan, "In this situation, you still pick on my way of doing things, how can you have the nerve?"

"Sorry... I was wrong..." Xiao Tan lowered his head, revealing a look of sympathy and guilt.

"Very good, let's get back to the point." After Jue Ge finished teaching Xiao Tan a lesson, he turned around again and looked at Xiong Ji and said, "So... Xiong Ji, since you have already issued a crime notice, then it's just right... tonight, you can act under my guidance..." (To be continued...)