Chapter 296

Chapter 296 Very Useful Third Update

In the park, with the sound of falling into the water, everyone originally thought that it was Shit Delivery Man who fell into the water.

It was not until Shit Delivery Man in a white coat fished out a wet baby from the water beside him that everyone finally reacted.

"Oh my god, what kind of underworld invention is this."

"What kind of life accelerator is this."

"Nonsense, it's obviously a one-button restart of the baby stroller."

"Pampers brand baby stroller, you deserve it."

"The baby is suspected of being drunk with milk and speeding."

"Sure enough, when there is no danger, the father is the biggest danger."

"I, Wang Duoyu, will not invest in this product. my country's family planning is currently doing very well. I suggest promoting it in Asan."

"Zhao, what kind of living devil are you."

Just like the first invention, the effect of the second invention was instantly hilarious.

And Yang Lin stood up again at this moment.

"As you can see, our stroller that helps dads walk is very useful."

"Racing drivers start with babies."

"Of course, just treat what I said just now as nonsense. Please don't imitate it easily. After all, this thing is still very troublesome for children."

After saying that, Yang Lin kicked the stroller aside.

"Next is the third invention of our Dr. Shit Di Fu."

As soon as the voice fell, the great grandfather who climbed up from nowhere took out an item shaped like a hat from the side.

"This invention looks a bit ordinary."

"It's just a hat. I don't believe it can be used to play anything."

"That's hard to say."

......

After seeing the previous two inventions, everyone couldn't help but look forward to Shit Di Fu's third invention.

And under the gaze of everyone, Shit Di Fu suddenly put the hat on his head.

Before everyone could react, a long green strip appeared on his head.

Looking at this green strip, everyone couldn't tell what it was for a while.

"In daily life, we often feel unwell due to various problems."

"This hat will perfectly solve this problem for everyone."

As soon as Yang Lin finished speaking, the already confused crowd became even more confused.

"Impossible, can a hat cure diseases?"

"Yes, and the color is wrong."

"You can't say that this hat has medical functions."

.....

Just when everyone was puzzled, Yang Lin spoke again.

"I call this hat a blood bar hat, and this green long bar is our blood bar."

"If you feel unwell now, you can manually adjust the length of the blood bar to show the current physical condition, and then serve as a reminder to others."

As Yang Lin said this, he nodded to Shi Di Fu next to him, and then Shi Di Fu slapped himself in front of everyone.

The next second, the blood bar on Shi Di Fu's head, which was originally full of blood, instantly lost a small grid.

Such a scene made everyone stunned.

"If we have a high fever, we can adjust the health bar to red."

"If we are poisoned by eating mushrooms, we can adjust the health bar to purple, and we can also adjust it to a continuous blood loss mode."

"In this way, we can let others know our physical condition in real time."

"The boss will never force us to work overtime again, and the boyfriend will never make you angry during special times."

"It's very useful."

After listening to Yang Lin's explanation, all the audience were completely stunned.

I don't know how long it took for the audience to react.

"Oh my god, this is a health bar for myself."

"What should I do if I suddenly want this thing?"

"No, this invention is actually useful."

"More than useful, this hits my heart directly."

"Then I have been up all night for two consecutive nights, should I adjust it to an empty blood state now?"

"I, Wang Duoyu, invested in it, and it will be mass-produced directly."

"It is recommended to connect the crystal element and implant it directly into the body to monitor the health status of the body in real time."

"This is not enough. I think the length of the blood bar should be adjusted according to the physical strength. For young and strong people like me, the blood bar can be doubled directly."

"Give me a BOSS version of the blood bar."

"No, this invention is dangerous. What if I meet an internet-addicted teenager and he kills me directly?"

......

Seeing that everyone praised the third invention, Shit Difu also exhibited the other five inventions in cooperation with Yang Lin.

There are first-person simulation glasses, which directly have a first-person game perspective after wearing them.

Of course, it is actually a pair of head-mounted glasses that cover most of the field of vision.

There are mobile phones with super large capacity, and the last 1% of the battery can be used for two hours.

In fact, the battery display has been changed, and the remaining battery of the mobile phone will start to display 1% when the remaining battery is 50%.

There is a road crossing artifact composed of a head-mounted rearview mirror and a backpack-type turn signal.

There is a wearable mop for babies and a human crawling aid that helps humans return to their ancestors in one second.

Each one is beyond everyone's expectations, and each one hits everyone's funny point.

After the eight inventions were displayed in turn, the audience had no energy left to laugh.

Especially when they saw Yang Lin and Shitdifu cooperate with the demonstration seriously.

The audience on the scene was like this, and the audience in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy at this moment.

"Oh my god, how can an invention exhibition be funnier than the Spring Festival Gala skits?"

"I said that every time I go there, I can see the great grandfather making inventions. It turns out that he invented these things."

"It's so funny. My friend told me that the great grandfather was preparing to make the Planet of the Apes last time he went there. If these inventions were really used, human civilization would directly regress 500 years."

"Science can be a ladder for human progress, but it can also be a slide for human regression."

"Is the human crawling aid going to make me laugh to death? Our ancestors spent tens of thousands of years to stand up, and this invention directly made human civilization regress tens of thousands of years."

"Not all inventions are useless. I think the artifact for crossing the road is pretty good. With a rearview mirror on the head, we can see the danger behind us."

"It's over. Some people have already regressed. Why do we need to use rearview mirrors to see behind us? We can just turn our heads."

"It's so funny. The best comedy show this year is actually an invention show."

......

Seeing that the effect of the show has been achieved, Yang Lin immediately announced the end of the fourth show.

Five minutes later, Yang Lin rode on the elephant again and led everyone to the next performance venue.

And this time, the venue they came to was the Wolf Park.

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