Chapter 295

Chapter 295 Great Grandpa's Personal Invention Show

Before the specific content of the Xihong Zoo New Year's Eve Party was exposed, the top searches on Douyin were all videos of young singers singing.

But when the Xihong Zoo program was uploaded, the content of other satellite TV New Year's Eve parties was quickly pushed down.

Especially when the content of the third martial arts performance was seen.

In less than ten minutes, the number of likes on the video exceeded one million, and the number of viewers exceeded ten million.

"Oh my god, is this really a live video of the Xihong Zoo New Year's Eve Party? Are you sure it's not a trailer for a movie?"

"If I had known that the content of the Xihong Zoo New Year's Eve Party was so exciting, why would I watch the toilet channel?"

"Change the channel, this is the party that real men should watch."

"I suddenly felt that the New Year's Eve parties of major satellite TV stations were just playing house."

"What kind of dimensionality reduction attack is this? It's like the major TV stations are broadcasting Wisdom Tree, and Xihong Zoo directly released Ultraman."

"Bye, everyone, you continue to watch your brother's singing program, I'm going to watch the Xihong Zoo New Year's Eve Party."

"By the way, don't tell others that I watched the toilet channel's New Year's Eve Party, I'm afraid of being disliked."

"I unilaterally declare that the Xihong Zoo New Year's Eve Party is directly enshrined."

"Everyone quickly change the channel, the second round of lottery and the fourth program of Xihong Zoo are coming."

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In less than half an hour, the Xihong Zoo's New Year's Eve Party was directly blown up by the entire network.

Even those viewers who only wanted to watch the New Year's Eve Galas of major TV stations were shaken.

Soon, a large number of online viewers rushed into the online live broadcast room of Xihong Zoo, so that the live broadcast room was directly stuck.

Some viewers had no choice but to turn on the TV and switch to Ningnan TV, a local TV station that had never had any viewers.

But even if it was only a part of them, there were millions of people who directly pushed the ratings of Ningnan TV to the limit.

Seeing that his own TV station instantly became a presence that surpassed a number of star TV stations, the director of Ningnan TV Station excitedly drank two bottles of antihypertensive drugs on the spot.

At the same time, Xiangnan TV and other star TV stations that spent a lot of money to prepare for the New Year's Eve Gala were now confused as they watched their ratings plummet.

Not only the TV ratings, but also the number of people online in the online live broadcast room was decreasing at a crazy rate.

It was not until they saw the barrage left by the audience that they realized what was going on.

"The popularity of our star-rated satellite TV's New Year's Eve party was actually sucked away by a zoo?"

Although this result sounds a bit magical, it is indeed the case.

Just when the major star-rated satellite TV stations were staring at the dismal data of their own parties, the third program of Xihong Zoo's New Year's Eve party officially came to an end.

Amid the expectant eyes of countless viewers, Yang Lin, who rode an elephant as a guide, led a group of tourists to the orangutan park nearby.

"Dear audience friends, what awaits us next will be the invention exhibition brought by Dr. Shit Difu, the chief inventor of our Xihong Zoo."

"Please welcome our Dr. Shit Difu."

As soon as Yang Lin finished speaking, a beam of light hit the park.

The next second, Shit Difu, wearing a white coat and gold-rimmed glasses, appeared in front of everyone.

"Today, Dr. Shit Difu brought us a total of 8 exhibits, and the first one to appear is our first one."

"The smoking cessation artifact!"

Hearing this, the audience immediately cast a curious look.

At the same time, a strange-looking thing appeared in Shit Di Fu's hand.

This thing seemed to be made of a small PVC pipe, covered with symmetrical round holes.

Before everyone could react to what these round holes were used for, Shit Di Fu took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket.

The next second, he inserted the cigarettes into the round holes one by one in front of everyone.

Soon, a box of cigarettes was inserted, and then Shit Di Fu put the other side of the pipe into his mouth.

Seeing this, everyone didn't understand what this invention was used for.

"Dr. Shit Di Fu's invention can perfectly solve the problem of smokers' unsatisfactory smoking."

"Since the quality is not up to standard, we will win by quantity. Smoking 20 cigarettes at a time, and it is no longer a problem to finish a pack of cigarettes in ten minutes."

"In just one year, we can have a 20-year smoking age, which is very useful."

Just as Yang Lin finished this sentence, Shit Di Fu, who pretended to take a puff, fell to the ground with a plop.

Seeing this, Yang Lin immediately spread his hands.

"Of course, the disadvantages of this invention are also obvious. Dr. Shit Difu has probably seen its great grandmother by now."

As soon as the voice fell, both the audience present and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they choked.

"6, I thought this was a serious invention program at the beginning, but now I find that it is actually a comedy program."

"No wonder it is called a smoking cessation artifact. It only takes two days to use it. Not to mention quitting smoking, you can also quit eating."

"I don't know if you can withstand this twenty years of skill."

"Let's put it into production. I, Wang Duoyu, have invested in this project."

"If this invention is really mass-produced, Longguo Tobacco will be able to buy the entire United States next year."

"The tax paid in one day can build an aircraft carrier."

"Lord of the Underworld: You are here to help me achieve my year-end performance."

"Judge: I worked overtime to mark this book of life and death, and my pen is smoking."

Just as the audience was laughing, the Shit Di Fu who had just fallen to the ground also resurrected.

"Okay, that was Dr. Shit Di Fu's first invention. Here I want to tell you that smoking is harmful to health."

"Okay, now let's take a look at Dr. Shit Di Fu's second invention."

As he said this, the Shit Di Fu in the park took out another invention.

And this time he took out a baby carriage that looked very normal.

"This invention is amazing."

"I believe many fathers have a dream of a motorcycle, but they have to suppress this dream in their hearts due to the pressure of life."

"This baby carriage can perfectly realize the dream of a motorcycle without delaying the baby's walk."

As Yang Lin was talking, Shit Di Fu put on a pair of skates.

Seeing this scene, everyone was confused.

Until Shitdifu turned a switch on the handle of the stroller, and suddenly bursts of roaring engine sounds came from under the stroller.

The next second, in the stunned expressions of countless audiences, Shitdifu, wearing skates, was taken away by the stroller.

The speed was so fast that it left a string of afterimages at the scene.

Unconsciously, the BGM of catching shrimps sounded in everyone's mind.

By the time everyone reacted, the stroller had already circled around the orangutan park.

Such a situation directly stunned all the audience.

Until a sound of falling into the water was heard, the audience woke up from their dreams.