Chapter 1001 Begins

Everything was ready. At seven o'clock, the principal Zhuang Bin walked up, looked at the crowd, and said emotionally: "Today is the 50th anniversary of the establishment of our Yanjing Film Academy, and I am very excited. It has been twenty-six years since the school has been in place for five years, and it is difficult for outsiders to understand the feelings of this school."

"Year after year, I have personally witnessed twenty-five groups of students enter the society from school and enter the entertainment industry. Some of them have become famous and become famous stars in China, while others are still unknown. , Since today, they are still working hard in various crews. It is not easy."

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"This 50th anniversary celebration, the school's plan is to hold a big one, so I invited a lot of seniors and sisters who have left the campus. They are all leaders in the entertainment industry today. After hearing the call of the school, they did not hesitate. came to our scene, and many people are preparing for the next program. Let us welcome them with the warmest applause. "

"Clap clap clap."

Deafening applause sounded in the venue.

Li Xun, Wang Wei and others immediately got up and bowed to everyone with a smile.

Zhuang Bin said: "Okay, I'll stop talking nonsense, the following performance will officially start."

As soon as the words fell, the lights on the stage suddenly brightened, and the music started. Two hosts, a man and a woman, walked briskly and smiled as they walked onto the stage.

As the most famous film academy in China, it can be said that it is full of talents. Singing, dancing, magic, sketches, cross talk... All kinds of literary and artistic programs are brilliant, making the audience applaud continuously and the atmosphere is extremely warm.

Li Xun, who was sitting next to Zhuang Bin, smiled and said, "Principal, I heard that Yuexian and Yunhai will also play, right?"

Zhuang Bin nodded and said, "That's right. Yuexian has prepared a drama,

Yun Hai, Wan Qing, and Huang Bo performed a sketch together, and Yun Hai also sang a song. "

Li Xun laughed and said: "Then we really feast for the eyes today. Yuexian has never performed on stage since she entered the entertainment industry. Although Yunhai and Wanqing are both singers, they rarely perform on stage."

Xiao Yunhai's song is the finale, and the sketch is the third from the bottom. After putting on makeup, he secretly watched the show with Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo.

Time flies, an hour and a half passed in a blink of an eye. After Yan Chunling's songs were mixed together, it was finally Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo's sketch "Planning".

The host Huang Cuicui walked to the stage and said: "The next program is amazing. The name is "Planning". I can tell you the content first. The talk show is very popular. Three years later, a big anecdote suddenly appeared in their house, which attracted TV reporters to their house. What is it? Please enjoy Senior Brother Xiao Yunhai, Senior Sister Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo The sketch "Planning" brought by my brother."

This is the background introduction Xiao Yunhai wrote to Huang Cuicui, briefly explaining the situation of Heitu and Baiyun.

Hearing that Yun Huangqing was about to come out, overwhelming applause resounded throughout the venue.

"Haha, I finally waited for Senior Brother Xiao's sketch to appear. It's really great."

"Yeah. Although Brother Xiao is not in the sketch circle, his two sketch shows "Today's Happiness" and "Not Bad Money" on TV were so popular that he almost didn't make my belly laugh. break."

"I'm ready to laugh now."

Before the show started, the atmosphere was already extremely hot.

Yan Chunling, who had just returned to her seat, smiled bitterly and said, "This popularity is too high, right? I didn't get such a warm applause after I finished singing."

Liu Xin next to him said, "Don't compare yourself to Emperor Yun, or you will definitely be hit hard. This is well known in the entertainment industry."

On stage, the show begins.

Zhao Wanqing was dressed in coarse linen clothes and a cotton hat on her head. Wrinkles and age spots covered her beautiful face. With her deliberately changed temperament, she completely turned into an old rural lady. Half-year-old sons and daughters look like God.

"The queen is too hard."

"For the sake of the sketch, I don't even want a personal image."

"That's the actor, the real actor."

Zhao Wanqing only appeared on the stage, without saying a word, just relying on her dress, she received countless applause from the crowd.

While pulling Huang Bo, Zhao Wanqing walked to the temporary home, emphasizing with a northeastern accent, and said, "Daughter-in-law, the whole two are hard dishes, and there are guests from home. I will stay here for a drink."

As soon as Zhao Wanqing's first line came out, the scene was dumbfounded.

Is this the voice of the queen? Incredible.

After Zhao Wanqing finished speaking, she saw Huang Bo fiddling with the camera there, so she leaned forward, stroked it twice, and said, "I miss this thing so much. Oops, where will you broadcast it after you've finished recording?"

Huang Bo said with a smile: "In various places."

Zhao Wanqing said: "The local channel is good, don't put it on the CCTV, it's not reliable. I came back from the program last year, and that guy has been reciting the words all the way, and he will pay for what he does. Let's start the recording."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

Zhao Wanqing gave full play to her acting skills, whether it was her lines, expressions or movements, she portrayed an old lady from Northeast China vividly and vividly.

Not only made people laugh, but also made the students in the audience admire her acting skills.

After seeing Zhao Wanqing's performance from the backstage, Yu Yuexian nodded and said, "I didn't expect that after Wanqing gave birth, not only did her acting skills not regress, but she became more mature. The book is right, life is indeed the best teacher."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "Wanqing has not been idle at home this year. She has read more than a dozen books about acting and dozens of movies, and this has made such great progress. With her current status Acting is no longer under any actress. Oh, I'm going to play."

On the stage, Zhao Wanqing shouted, "Old Hei, wife, come out, hurry up."

Xiao Yunhai was also wearing old clothes, with wrinkles all over his face, an apron around his waist, and a plate on the stage.

"Wow."

The audience responded with thunderous applause for his appearance.

Zhao Wanqing walked over to Xiao Yunhai and said softly, "We've got another big job, and our family has to transfer. Let me introduce, this is your uncle, and this is Huang's plan."

Huang Bo said: "Hello, uncle, I saw you on TV."

"Then let's start now." Huang Bo straightened his clothes, stood in front of the camera, and said, "As the saying goes, the world is big and full of wonders. Behind us are the two famous celebrities who are very familiar to everyone."

Zhao Wanqing pulled Huang Bo aside and waved at the camera, causing the audience to laugh.

Huang Bo continued: "In the house of Uncle and Aunt Heitu Baiyun, a strange story happened not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs."

When Xiao Yunhai heard this, his face changed greatly, he stood up and ran out.

The audience applauded again, and laughter broke out.

"Oh, I'll go, the rooster lays the eggs."

"It's definitely hype."

"Look at the scaring of Emperor Yun."

Zhao Wanqing shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

Xiao Yunhai reprimanded: "Why does your mouth look like the waist of a cotton trousers?"

Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Why is it so loose!"

Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "You said that our rooster lays eggs. We both know about it. Neither the son nor the daughter-in-law know. Why did you come here to tell me?"

Zhao Wanqing said nonchalantly, "What are you afraid of!"

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Our rooster has laid eggs. This doesn't mean telling others that I am pregnant."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

The audience laughed.

Zhao Wanqing said: "I counted, one, two..."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Three, what's the matter. You have scared me for the rest of my life with these three numbers."

Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "So annoying."

Xiao Yunhai said to Huang Bo: "That... I'm not afraid to make you laugh. Your aunt, she, we have tossed for a lifetime... After we became famous, we published two books, and now we still owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan."

Zhao Wanqing was unhappy and said, "Why are you telling people about this?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "The subpoenas have come in the morning, and I want to sue..."

Zhao Wanqing said, "Does it have anything to do with people?"

Huang Bo listened to them arguing there, took out 20,000 yuan from his arms, and said, "That's great."

Xiao Yunhai looked at the money in his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, this is also... he..."

Huang Bo slapped the money on the table and said, "Okay, I'll shoot here."

Xiao Yunhai's face immediately turned into a flower with a smile, pointing at 20,000 yuan, and said with a smile, "What does this mean?"

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is the advance payment of 20,000 yuan."

Xiao Yunhai asked, "For us?"

Huang Bo said: "No, it doesn't belong to the second elder now. I'll ask a question later, and you have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, we may pay more."

Xiao Yunhai showed an extremely obscene smile, and nodded, saying, "Cooperate. How do you cooperate?"

The audience watched Xiao Yunhai's attitude change so much before and after, and couldn't help but laugh.

Seeing Xiao Yunhai's performance, Yu Yuexian sighed softly, "What a natural actor."

Huang Bo asked: "Okay, uncle, aunt, when did our rooster start laying eggs?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "I can't answer the exact time. You can log in to my homepage, white clouds fluttering."

"Hahaha"

"The queen is also so humorous."

"Sure enough, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black."

When the audience heard Zhao Wanqing's words, they burst into laughter.

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, please recall carefully, is there any sign before the rooster lays eggs?"

"There's no sign." Seeing Zhao Wanqing coughing and touching the 20,000 yuan on the table, Xiao Yunhai immediately changed his tune, "That's impossible."

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