Chapter 1002: Hilarious One

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"It's too bottomless."

The audience all grinned back and forth.

Xiao Yunhai had nothing to say, and said: "At that time, this chicken... was very contradictory and depressed. Think about it, think about it, a rooster, it wants to lay eggs, it's not its job, it has to do it. Shame, lose the chicken, what do your colleagues think about it? What do the chickens think about it? What do the ducks think about it?

"I go."

"Is it ironic to associate rooster laying eggs with the literary and art world?"

Zhuang Bin shook his head and smiled: "This kid really dares to say anything."

A teacher said: "He should be mocking the exaggeration of the entertainment industry."

Zhao Wanqing corrected: "Chicken world."

Xiao Yunhai said: "The chicken world.... it's not the chicken world, it should be the poultry world. How do you mix it up, what do you think of the little hens who were better off with it in the past? And when it was a rooster, after laying eggs and hatching chicks, It’s all grown up, how do you call it? It’s called Dad, no more. It’s not right to call it Mom. It’s even more wrong to call it Auntie.

Zhao Wanqing couldn't help standing up and made a conclusion: "So it strengthened its beliefs, laid its own eggs, and let others say it."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"Lay your own eggs,

Let someone else say it. This line is so classic. "

There was thunderous laughter and applause.

Xiao Yunhai said: "I analyze it, it just can't hold back. If it can hold back, it will definitely not be able to go down."

Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, where did it lay its eggs?"

Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing and asked, "Where are you going?"

Zhao Wanqing made a few gestures with the 20,000 yuan, and said angrily, "What about you, where did you go?"

Xiao Yunhai got off the kang, and as he walked, he said, "Where did it go? Papapapa, it just wandered there and thought. When he came to the chicken coop, he was embarrassed to get off. It wandered again, where did it go? When I came to the duck stand, I was too embarrassed to go down. Where is it, I can't go down any more, I can't hold back anymore, if it falls off, I'll miss it all."

The stars, teachers, and students in the audience were all laughing out of breath. Xiao Yunhai was like a rooster, performing on stage, and his lifelike movements were hilarious.

After turning around without making up a reason, Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to ask Zhao Wanqing for help, saying, "Where are you going? In the end, what did you say, guess what!"

Zhao Wanqing swallowed and spit, closed her eyes and said loudly, "Dog kennel."

Xiao Yunhai directly clapped his hands with Zhao Wanqing: "Oh my god~ I'm going to the kennel!"

"Oh, I'm going, can I not be so funny?"

"Hey, hey, I'm dying of laughter. Is this script reliable?"

"I knew that Emperor Yun's sketch would definitely not disappoint us. My stomach hurts from laughing."

On the stage, Huang Bo asked, "Who found that?"

Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it, and said, "You son of a bitch!"

Zhao Wanqing replied: "As soon as the paparazzi find out, the whole county will know about chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats the next day."

"Hahaha."

As soon as Zhao Wanqing's words came out, the scene suddenly burst into laughter.

"Damn it, is this connected to the paparazzi?"

"God, I knew that this sketch of a rooster laying eggs must be satirizing the literary and art circles."

"It's too good, Emperor Yun is too good."

Zhao Wanqing continued her performance, it was a big burden, she had to shake it off.

"This chicken in our family has become a famous chicken overnight... That guy... The chicken in our family walked down the aisle, and it was standing upright and proud. Kaka..."

Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said while learning how to walk with a rooster.

"Since the male egg was born, the aisle has changed, it has become like this. Eat, eat..."

"I looked at this paw on the ground and pulled it, and I'll understand it after a closer look. I'm practicing autographing."

When the audience saw this, they all burst into laughter. Even the female stars who have been trying their best to keep their appearances burst into tears, not to mention the big men.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"It's just too funny and too cruel."

"What did Emperor Yun think, hahahaha!"

Huang Bo clapped his hands and said, "That's great, it's wonderful. Uncle, where is the egg laid by the rooster now?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I ate."

The audience laughed again.

Huang Bo was choked for a moment, and asked in surprise, "Did it? Who ate it?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "What I eat, she doesn't dare to eat it."

Huang Bo asked, "What's your reaction after eating?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I've eaten something and have no reaction. It's exactly the same as a normal egg."

Huang Bo was unhappy and said: "Uncle, you won't cooperate with this, how can you say that. This can't be the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it is a cure for all diseases, at least it has some curative effect."

Zhao Wanqing hurriedly said: "Yes, cooperate with this. I know, you turn it on. If you can cure the disease, turn it on."

After Huang Bo turned on the phone, Zhao Wanqing said while gesturing, "Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife had a cerebral thrombosis last year. Before eating male eggs, his aisle was like this."

She turned her head to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Quickly go and learn the aisle for the second child of Wu."

Audience: "Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai was helpless, his legs were stretched, his eyes were numb, and he vividly portrayed a patient with a cerebral thrombosis.

There was laughter in the audience.

Zhao Wanqing said: "After eating the male egg, everyone will watch it again."

With Peng's touch, Xiao Yunhai fell directly to the ground.

Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "Get up for me!"

Xiao Yunhai sat cross-legged on the ground and asked, "Are you lying?"

"Why is this a lie! It's not fake medicine, it's not harmful to people, isn't it?"

After Zhao Wan finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Huang Bo: "Xiao Huang, turn your head and play it backwards. You always fall before you eat the eggs, and you can leave after eating."

"Hahaha."

"Ay Ya I gi."

"Killing me."

The performance on the stage is getting better and better. Basically, if you can't say a few words, everyone will laugh.

While eating with Huang Bo, Xiao Yunhai asked, "Since your aunt became famous, this is the first time you see money. What are you going to do next?"

Huang Bo said: "I'll just hype it up and buy this chicken out."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Big speculation, in the future, find more people to hype, and go to the CCTV. Like Lao Bi, Lao Sun, find two more people for this person, or you will blow it for nothing."

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, please take that chicken out."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "Aiya, after watching that chicken, you'll be the old man!"

Taking advantage of Xiao Yunhai's time to hug the chicken, Huang Bo turned his head to look at Zhao Wanqing and said, "Auntie, let's hurry up and sign the contract."

Zhao Wanqing said, "It's great to sign the contract with us."

Huang Bo pointed to the contract and said: "20,000 yuan is to buy out the chicken, 20,000 yuan, sign it here. You see one of the clauses, if you breach the contract, you have to pay back double, and you have to give me 4 Ten thousand."

Zhao Wanqing said indifferently: "Don't double, ten times, I will give you 200,000, can I not let you take it away."

Huang Bo said happily: "I am very happy to work with Auntie. By the way, Auntie has to trouble you to make an image of a rooster that lays eggs."

Zhao Wanqing said: "I'll record, hurry up and record. After recording, the money is in hand. Turn it on."

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