Chapter Two Hundred and Eighty Seventh Super Joker

After the singing, Xiao Yunhai stopped Dong Piaopiao who wanted to leave, and then shouted: "The other two beauties will also come out and make an appearance together. The majority of male compatriots can't wait. Hey, that brother, let's go. Wipe the saliva from the corners of your mouth. You have to be careful, your girlfriend is sitting next to you."

"Hahaha."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

After Zhao Wanqing and Cai Pingya came to the stage together, the three beauties stood in a row holding hands and smiling. Man, this scene is so beautiful.

The male audience below the stage were stunned.

Xiao Yunhai pointed at them and said loudly: "What is sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers? What is laughing all over the city, and then laughing at the country? What is looking back and laughing, and the six palaces have no color? Look at these three, everyone. understand?"

"Understood." The audience, especially the male audience at the scene, shouted loudly.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Keep your voice down, don't break your voice."

"Hahaha."

"Actually, in many people's minds, I should be the happiest right now. However, I tell you, I really don't want to stand next to them. Not to mention anything else, which one of you looked at me just now, I guess not Well. Hey, if there is a little bit of red in the green bush, everyone will definitely look at the only red flower. But when there is a bit of green in the thousands of flowers, it is estimated that no one will see that green. At this moment , I have to admit that I, who has always been known for being handsome and dashing, made a solid background for them this time."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun, we support you."

"Emperor Yun doesn't cry."

The audience shouted.

Xiao Yunhai said: "What is a relative? This is a relative. Three beauties, do you have anything to say? Let's start with Ms. Cai Pingya."

Cai Pingya took the microphone handed over by Xiao Yunhai and said with a smile, "First of all, I am very grateful to Director Hong for inviting me to participate in the premiere performance of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It makes me feel very honored. Secondly, I would like to thank my good Sister Wanqing, can win this "Sun Shangxiang" for me from someone, and finally wish our "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" ratings soaring. Thank you."

After Cai Pingya finished speaking, she handed the microphone to Zhao Wanqing.

Zhao Wanqing said: "I am very happy to be able to stand here and sing songs for everyone.

As the actor of Diao Chan in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I know very well that the quality of this drama will never disappoint everyone. Therefore, I hope everyone can watch this drama on our CCTV. thanks. "

Immediately afterwards, Dong Piaopiao took the microphone and said with a smile: "Like the two sisters, I am very, very happy to be able to sing for everyone on this stage. Thanks to Director Hong for inviting me. Bless our "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" ratings to be as high as sesame blossoms."

The three people's testimonials are meaningless. If others say it, it is at most a polite clapping. But speaking from the mouths of these three beautiful peerless beauties, they immediately received long-lasting applause from everyone.

Xiao Yunhai pointed at the audience and said, "I didn't say that you guys can make a difference? To be honest, if their words came out of my mouth, would you applaud like that?"

"No." Everyone said in unison.

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed: "You guys are really forgetting your righteousness. And these three beauties are just typical representatives of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. I haven't heard a single person say thank me. As the saying goes, don't forget to dig when you drink water. Jingren. You do this, it makes me sad too."

Cai Pingya said, "I mentioned it."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Then what did you say? Thank Zhao Wanqing for taking this "Sun Shangxiang" from someone. Listen to the meaning of this sentence, first of all you thank Zhao Wanqing not me, and secondly this someone Who is it, can't you say your name? Hey, I'm really mad at me."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun is so pitiful."

Zhao Wanqing, Cai Pingya, and Dong Piaopiao glanced at each other, took a step back, bowed to Xiao Yunhai, and said, "Thank you, Teacher Xiao."

Xiao Yunhai pretended to wave his hand and said, "You're welcome."

The three beauties said in unison again: "I wish Mr. Xiao good health in the days to come, a long life, a blessing like the East China Sea, and a long life like Nanshan. The more you live, the younger you will be, and the more spiritual you will be."

After the three of them finished speaking, they left hand in hand, leaving only Xiao Yunhai standing there stupidly.

"Hahaha."

"The three beauties are talking about him on purpose."

"Long life is a hundred years old, blessings are like the East Sea, and longevity is more than Nanshan. It's really fun to use this kind of vocabulary to describe the old man on Yun Huang."

"This time, Emperor Yun is dumbfounded."

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said softly, "Let them say that, why do I feel like I'm developing more and more in the direction of morality and respect."

"Highly respected, haha, thanks to him for thinking of it."

"When you are 20 years old, you are highly respected, what is it when you are 30 years old?"

"What Yun Huang said is too talented."

Xiao Yunhai said: "From what they just said, we can draw such a conclusion. Beautiful women usually don't have very good eyes. Such a handsome guy standing here, he said that the more he lives, the younger he is, you say this What a look."

"I remember that I saw a very handsome person from a distance a while ago. I quickly walked over, only to find out that it was a mirror. I was on fire and smashed the mirror immediately. There are such handsome people, Seeing him makes me feel ashamed."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun, can we behave a little bit?"

"I have to say that Yun Huang has exaggerated his own level and exaggerated his realm."

Xiao Yunhai pointed at them and said, "What? You don't believe it depending on the situation? I'll tell you a real story."

"Once I was walking on the street, a group of beauties stopped me and said I was handsome. If I didn't admit it, they beat me and called me hypocritical."

"Later, the second time I walked into the street, another group of beauties stopped me and said I was handsome. I couldn't help it, so I admitted it. I didn't expect them to beat me again and scolded me for being immodest."

"The third time I walked on the street, I asked a group of beautiful women to stop me and say I was handsome. I neither admitted nor denied it. I thought it was the head office. But they still beat me and said I was handsome. Pull!"

"In the end, it made me dare not go out again in the future."

These are two very popular jokes on the Internet in the previous life. Xiao Yunhai moved them here and immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter. Many people covered their stomachs and burst into tears.

Yao Na, who was sitting in the front row, laughed out of breath, and said intermittently, "Xiao... Yunhai... Hehe, this... bastard... it's so... funny... ...I just... can't take it anymore."

Chen Huan laughed directly and burst into tears. He took off his glasses and wiped them well, but he couldn't stop the smile and said, "I can't take it anymore."

In Zhao Mingsheng's home, Yan Piaoyun, who has always been dignified and elegant, leaned on her husband's shoulder and smiled coquettishly. The live broadcast of the premiere of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was playing on TV.

After a while, Yan Piaoyun recovered and said, "Old Zhao, this kid Yun Hai is too humorous. Is he usually like this?"

Zhao Mingsheng nodded and said, "That's right. Yunhai likes to make friends very much in the circle, and all the actors who have filmed with him, except for a very few, are basically full of praise for him. Among them, his Humor is very important."

Yan Piaoyun looked at Zhao Wanqing who was laughing on the screen, and said, "I hope he can use this skill in his life, so that our daughter will not be bored."

Standing on the stage, Xiao Yunhai waited until everyone had finished laughing, then sighed and said, "From the above story, we can draw such a conclusion."

"If being handsome is a sin, then I'm afraid it's already a sin; if being handsome is a mistake, then I've made mistakes again and again; if being handsome is going to be punished, I'm afraid I've already been punished by thousands of people. The sword has been slashed. So don't look like me, or you will be miserable."

At the scene that had just calmed down, when he heard Xiao Yunhai's words, he couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

At this time, the netizens who were watching the live broadcast couldn't sit still any longer, and they all went online to post comments on Xiao Yunhai's homepage.

"Emperor Yun, please, stop talking. I'm laughing so hard."

"Emperor Yun, please be the host in the future. No matter what show you host, I will definitely watch it."

"Those so-called jokers on the Internet, please open your eyes and see that the real master of jokes has appeared, and that is Yunhuang Xiao Yunhai."

"Strongly asking Yun Huang to say a cross talk, it's too funny."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage waved his hand and said, "Okay, everyone, I just made a little joke, it's almost time, we should get down to business. Next is the sixth song, called "The History of History" "Sky" is also the theme song of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". The singer is the so-called "Pear Blossom Pressing Begonia", the love scene killer Ghost Jianshou..."

"Hahaha."

"A pear flower presses a begonia, and the killer in love is very worried. How did you come up with this time?"

"Emperor Yun is too good."

Just when everyone was laughing non-stop, the entire stage suddenly darkened, and a piece of poignant and desolate music was introduced into everyone's ears.

The music seemed to have some magic power, making the laughter disappear quickly, and everyone seemed to have entered another completely different world.

After a while, the stage lit up again, and the post-war desolation appeared on the big screen.

Xiao Yunhai was wearing an ancient costume, with an expression of vicissitudes on his face, and there was a trace of yearning and memory in his eyes.

His state at this time was very different from when he was telling jokes, and many people couldn't even believe their eyes. The change in Xiao Yunhai's temperament was too fast, which made people feel a little unacceptable.

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai finally sang the first stanza.

"The sword, light and sword shadows are dimmed, and the drums and horns are far away.

There are vivid faces flying in front of him.

The ancient road of Huangchen was obliterated, and the beacon fire border city was desolate.

Years, you can't take away those familiar names.

Who decides whether to rise or fall?

A page is scattered, changing time and space.

Gathering and dispersing are all fate, clutching and reunion are all about love.

Take responsibility for the events of your life, why do you plan to comment after your death!

.................................................”

After Xiao Yunhai sang the first stanza, no one in the whole scene could laugh anymore.

Xiao Yunhai's expression is desolate, and there is a sadness in his voice. With the historical figures appearing on the big screen, they seem to be brought back to the era of heroes hundreds of years ago by Xiao Yunhai's singing. After the war, the bones were exposed in the wild, and there was no cock crowing for thousands of miles. It was more like hearing a long sigh brought by history to people.

Chen Huan sighed and said, "A top-notch work full of history."

Ye Yongren nodded and said, "It's really heartwarming. It has a sense of history and vicissitudes at the same time, which makes people unforgettable."

After the main song was sung, Xiao Yunhai's chorus was raised a tune, and there was a cry in his voice, as if it was the cry of those heroes who had been buried in the loess.

"The Yangtze River intentionally turned into tears,

The Yangtze River sings affectionately.

A few stars twinkle in the sky of history,

A hero in the world is galloping. "

After the last word was sung, various characters from the Three Kingdoms appeared on the screen. Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Dong Zhuo, Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, etc., instantly filled the big screen and finally settled there. .

After the song was sung, the whole scene was silent, no one spoke, and no one applauded. They don't seem to break free from the mood of the song yet.

Xiao Yunhai sighed deeply and bowed to the audience.

"it is good."

"clap clap"

I don't know who took the lead first, and the applause and cheers swept through the sky like a flood.

Both the audience and the stars stood up at this moment and applauded this talented young man on stage.

The classic slogan of "Yunhuang Yunhuang, the world is unparalleled" resounded throughout the scene again.

Wang Guoan clapped his hands and applauded, and sighed: "This kid Yunhai is really amazing, a song "History of the Sky" really sings the historical changes and the changing situation."

Liu Bei and Sun Yanjun said: "Yes, once a general is successful, his bones will die, but in the end, the hero himself will not have a cup of loess left and become a wave in the long river of history."

After Xiao Yunhai finished singing, he walked off the stage.

It is indeed long enough to stay here, and there is already a feeling of being overwhelmed. If it doesn't go down, it's a little inappropriate.

Xu Jun and Dong Lixin returned to the stage.

Xu Jun said to Dong Lixin: "Lixin, have you seen what a wizard is? This is the one who just went down. In one week, six songs of the same genre, the first of which are classics, are simply speechless with such creative ability. ."

Dong Lixin said with a smile: "Actually, I am a little fortunate now. Fortunately, he took the road of music and film and television. If he came to our hosting industry, I guess our jobs would be taken away by him."

The audience burst into laughter.

Xu Jundao: "Okay, all guests and friends, tonight's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" premiere party is all over here. Thank you for coming, let's jointly wish the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" ratings will continue to rise. "

"Goodnight everybody."

The entire Three Kingdoms premiere lasted for two full hours, and finally came to an end with the song "History of the Sky".

However, everyone knows that this is just a warm-up before the war, and the real battle will start tomorrow.

The audience rating of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" can only be determined by the audience and friends in front of the TV.