Chapter 286 Yunhuang's New Song Display

The audience under the stage was amused by the two for a long time, and some people even shed tears.

At this point, everyone has discovered that this is a cross talk.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "I also found a problem, that is, many famous people in the Three Kingdoms have done small businesses. Do you know who they are?"

Xu Jun said: "You don't have to find out about this, it's written in the book. For example, Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu shipped goods."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "What you said is all right, then do you know what kind of small business Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have done?"

Xu Jun said in surprise: "General Changsheng Zhao Zilong? He is a son of a noble family and has never done a small business."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed: "Mr. Xu, I don't even know what to say about you. You must think, think, and ask more when you read. We can't help but ask for a better understanding. Let me tell you, Zhao Yun sold rice cakes before."

"puff"

"Hahaha"

The crowd laughed again.

Xu Jun asked suspiciously, "Zhao Yun sells rice cakes? Were there rice cakes at that time? Where did you find them?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Jiang Wei said it in a Three Kingdoms play. "It's normal, all the five tiger generals are dead, and only Zhao Zilong is old and old! "It is said that Zhao Zilong is an "old seller of rice cakes". That is to say, he has never sold anything else in his life, so he only sells rice cakes."

Xu Jun slapped his thigh and said, "You kid is so skilled."

"Hahaha."

"I just can't take it anymore."

"Zhao Yun is old and old, and he has become an old rice cake seller. He is too talented."

"I've taken it, Emperor Yun is a cow."

Among the stars, Yao Na had the lowest laughing point. At this time, she was out of breath and said, "I really can't stand this bastard Xiao Yunhai."

Ye Yongren laughed and said: "Who said no? He brought the humor and wit of his usual speech to the stage, which really made people laugh."

On the stage, the cross talk between the two is getting better.

Xiao Yunhai asked, "Mr. Xu,

Who do you think is the most capable in the Three Kingdoms? "

Xu Jun didn't even think about it, he blurted out and said, "Zhuge Liang"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhuge Liang, who knows astronomy above and geography below, knows one-third of the world before he was born. He is very capable, but in Wuzhangyuan, how did Sima Yi run to death?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Sima Yi's ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Sima Yi is very capable, so why did Zhao Yun scare him away at the street pavilion? What's going on?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Zhao Yun's ability.

Xiao Yunhai said: "General Changsheng, he rescued the young master Adou with seven in and seven outs in Changbanpo. But why did he let Zhang Fei break the queen when he was Yangqiao?"

Xu Jun said: "That's Zhang Fei's ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Hulaoguan, Sanying fights against Lu Bu, brother three fights one?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Lu Bu's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said, "Baimenlou, Cao Cao killed Lu Bu."

Xu Jun said weakly: "That is Cao Cao's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the battle of Chibi, Cao Cao's army of hundreds of thousands was burned by a fire, and Guan Yu almost lost his life on Huarong Road."

Xu Jun said: "That is Guan Yu's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Guan Yu's ability is great? Then why don't you go to visit Maicheng? You put your life there. Teacher Xu, think about who is more capable?"

Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed, "I don't know."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Let me tell you, everyone should raise their ears and listen carefully. The one with the greatest ability is: me."

"Come on?" Xu Jun said: "What ability do you have?"

Xiao Yunhai said proudly: "I'm very capable. I tell you, no matter how good they are, I can make them change their careers. Do you think I'm good?"

Xu Jun snorted and said, "You mean you can arrange another job for them."

Xiao Yunhai said: "No problem."

Xu Jun said: "Well, let me ask you, what can Cao Cao's general Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan do?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I'll be a teacher in a kindergarten and take care of children."

Xu Jun asked suspiciously, "Why is this?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the battle of Xiaoyaojin, the Soochow battle was scary in a dream. As long as Zhang Liao was here, the child would not dare to cry. Zhang Liao stopped crying, and it is most suitable to leave it to the kindergarten to watch the child."

"Hahaha"

"Don't say that it really happened."

"Emperor Yun has put together the allusions and comic dialogues in it. It's a combination of education and entertainment. It's amazing."

Xu Jun asked again: "General Zhang Fei, what can Zhang Yide do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put them in the bank as security guards."

Xun Jun said, "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't you understand? One is that he snores when he sleeps, and the other is that he stares when he sleeps. No thief dares to approach him like this. It's best to be a security guard."

"What about Cao Cao?"

"Cao Cao, be a plastic surgeon. In order to escape, he cut his beard and discarded his robe, and completely changed his appearance. The plastic surgery technique is good."

"Hahaha."

Wang Guoan, who was in the audience, shook his head and smiled, "Cao Cao is a cosmetic surgeon, thanks to him thinking of it."

Xu Jun continued to ask: "Okay. Liu Bei Liu Xuande?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm going to act in a TV series. That buddy will come when he says weeping and tears, then he doesn't act like he is."

"What about Zhuge Liang?"

"Ready-made, Zhuge Liang opened a website, and the net name is Zhuge Kongming."

"Zhao Yun Zhao Zilong?"

"Send express delivery. Changbanpo has seven in and seven out. That's a quick one, and it won't delay things."

"What about Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang?"

"Being a negotiator for Huaxia, he is the most suitable to go through five obstacles and six generals, and the negotiation is guaranteed to win."

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The audience offstage and in front of the TV were already bursting with laughter.

Every time the two said a word, everyone burst into laughter, and the whole party became a sea of ​​joy.

Even Hong Tianchou, who has heard it once, is still laughing, let alone listening to this joke for the first time.

Finally, Xu Jun nodded, looked at Xiao Yunhai in admiration and said, "I, Xu Jun, have never served anyone in my life, and you are the only one."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "All talented people are like this."

Xu Jun shook his head and said, "No, it's not your talent that I admire, but your....face."

"Hahaha." The audience laughed.

Xu Jun continued: "It's no wonder that Wanqing and your partner hosted an award ceremony once, and they don't want to cooperate with you anymore. I understand now, it's really a loss to cooperate with you. Everyone, I've already been affected by it. No, this stage is left to him. When he goes down, I will come up again, we will see you later."

"Let's go now?" Xiao Yunhai looked at Xu Jun's back and said, "It's really gone. Hehe, I finally got him away, comrades, it's not easy."

"Hahaha."

"The Emperor Yun's speech is really interesting."

"What he said to Teacher Xu Jun should be considered a cross talk?"

"That's right, I heard that Emperor Yun also acted in a sketch at the Yanjing Film Academy. It was just archived by the academy, and it was not spread to the outside world."

"It's a pity."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage said: "Okay, I just talked to Mr. Xu about the comic dialogue of the Three Kingdoms. There are many plots in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and everyone should be familiar with it. Now, it should be my songs to share with you. It's time to meet. Director Hong asked me to introduce you to everyone. In fact, I really have nothing to say. To be honest, this is all made by me in the room by myself. Whether it's good or bad is up to everyone. Let's judge."

"Now let's welcome Yan Kun's song "Cao Cao" with warm applause."

In the warm applause, a burst of passionate electronic organ was introduced into everyone's ears, and Yan Kun appeared on the stage wearing a casual outfit.

"It's not that heroes don't read the Three Kingdoms.

If you are a hero, how can you not understand loneliness.

Walking down the Changban slope alone, the moonlight is too gentle.

Cao Cao didn't talk too much, he was determined to take Jingzhou.

Use conspiracy, conspiracy, slander, and stealth.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the three kingdoms were divided into three kingdoms, and the beacon fires were endless.

The love of children is influenced by the troubled times, who will cook the wine.

Intrigue is the Three Kingdoms, I can't tell right from wrong

After thousands of years of trouble, everything starts from scratch.

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I have to say that Yan Kun's voice is really good by nature. In the main song, he is very delicate and affectionate, and his voice is full of magnetism.

"Wow, this song by Emperor Yun is really good. The singer is also very good, and the voice is very good."

"They are the top three in the Super Singer Competition, can you sing well?"

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. I think the main thing is that Emperor Yun's songs are good."

Yao Na said to Ye Yongren: "Old Ye, your nephew's singing skills are really amazing. Compared with the Super Singer Contest, he has improved a lot, and he is completely different. As long as there are a few more masterpieces, it will be immediately A little king of music. This song is really good."

Ye Yongren shook his head and smiled bitterly: "How many masterpieces? Lao Na, you think good songs are so easy to find. If I hadn't sacrificed my face and asked Yunhai for help, how could I have gotten such a good song. Hey, I have to say Yan Kun and the others are indeed quite sad, they are in the same period as Xiao Yunhai. It is really difficult to stand out from his halo."

Chen Huan said: "This is a monster. Not to mention young singers like them, even we are not comparable. Not to mention other things, just writing these six songs for the Three Kingdoms in one breath, the entire Chinese music circle is very popular. No one can do it at all. In terms of creative ability, he is well-deserved number one in today's music scene, and what he lacks is only qualifications."

After singing "Cao Cao", Yan Kun bowed deeply to the audience, and then walked off the stage.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Everyone, is this song passable?"

"It's okay."

Everyone gave Xiao Yunhai face and said in unison.

Xiao Yunhai nodded and asked again, "Is Yan Kun good at singing?"

"it is good."

"Where's that applause? Why didn't I hear it?"

"Clap clap clap."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, the applause from the audience resounded like a tidal wave throughout the entire Grand Theater.

Looking at Xiao Yunhai who was swaying freely on the stage, Ye Yongren sighed deeply and said, "It's not a little bit worse."

When the applause stopped, Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up to the audience and praised: "There is aesthetics."

"Hahaha."

The three words immediately made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "This song can be considered as finding the most suitable owner for it. Here are the performances of three peerless beauties, all the male compatriots are considered blessed. However, I would like to remind you, don't patronize others. Appearance, and more importantly, listen to music well."

"Haha." The audience was amused by Xiao Yunhai again.

"Okay, let's invite Cai Pingya, Zhao Wanqing, and Dong Piaopiao to bring us "Sun Shangxiang", "Nian Nujiao" and "Heart War" in turn."

"Master of the Sun County of Eastern Wu,

Seventeen not woven.

Three hundred steps with a curved crossbow,

Characters wearing Yang.

The title of literary talent is at the end of the poem,

Wuluo rode on horseback.

Who is the daughter of the Three Kingdoms?

The pearl of martial arts.

Heroes do not think about Shu,

Since ancient times, the beauty plan,

Beauty is not clear.

The lord of the county is intoxicated by good fortune,

The mountains and rivers fill the wine glasses,

Half the country does not frown

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Cai Pingya deserves to be the queen of the music world. Under her interpretation, the song "Sun Shangxiang" is lively but delicate, gentle and atmospheric, which makes the stars and audiences very satisfied.

Followed by Zhao Wanqing's Nian Nujiao. As soon as the cheerful rhythm came up, it lifted everyone's spirits.

"The country is so beautiful

Attracting countless heroes

so beautiful

Heroes don't even want a country

A frown and a word so gentle and charming

No matter how beautiful the country is, it can't compare to a rosy smile

tied like a bird

Can't tie her age

like prosperity is blooming

Can't stop her shining

Youthful radiance

no matter what, it's her

Red dust comes and goes

Beauty is lonely, who asks

Dajiangdong goes to the waves to scour all the romantic characters of the ages

On the west side of the old base is the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Lang and Chibi

Rocks collapsed, clouds crashed and the shore rolled up a thousand piles of snow

Feather fans and scarves are ashes and ashes in the chatting and laughing

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The rhythm of this song is very nice, the lyrics are very bold, but the singing is very cheerful and interesting.

After the last note of Zhao Wanqing's "Nian Nujiao" fell, the prelude to "Heart War" sounded immediately, and Dong Piaopiao slowly appeared on the stage in the elevator.

"Earth-shaking hand in hand to chase the waves. A thousand cups are not drunk, only the moonlight.

There is no need to say a knowing smile, everything is clear to see.

Attack and defense with bare hands and scheming, iron arms and copper walls dare to collide.

This life is not worth lying in vain, the fire burns out the phoenix.

Dry the tears, this battle, the battlefield of the heart.

Win pretty, get on together. Losing is also magnanimous, who is afraid of long nights.

Howling as a song, knowing each other, the most unforgettable.

The rolling Yangtze River is hot, still in my chest.

Howling as a song, why not.

Shocking waves and breaking the shore, not in vain.

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The lyrics of this "War of the Heart" are the most beautiful, and the tune is melodious and melodious. Under Dong Piaopiao's ethereal voice, it perfectly interprets the song.

Three consecutive good songs and three consecutive great beauties made the scene burst into thunderous applause.

"That's great. Originally, I was worried that Emperor Yun had to write so many songs, and the quality of the songs would be degraded. But now I know that my worries are completely unfounded. Emperor Yun is too good."

"This is the true manifestation of Emperor Yun's strength. In just one week, five top songs in a row are really shocking. I don't even know what to say."

"It's really unfortunate for all musicians to be in the same era as Emperor Yun. Under his dazzling light, it is estimated that few people will be able to rush out."

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