Chapter 922: His Attribute of Seeking Death Is the Level of an Expert
Wagunaria restaurant, kitchen and rest room.
The manager of the apricot shop looked at the ordinary waiter who had retreated with admiration, and brought back the two fallen victims: "Okay, that's amazing, Matsumoto, are you a messenger sent by God? You're so unexpected Easily rescued the little bird swimmers who were controlled by the devil..."
"No, no, I'm just an ordinary person..." Matsumoto shook his head.
"No, ordinary people must be your way of hiding your identity. In fact, you are the supreme angel. How on earth did you save him from that adult..." Manager Yinwei's eyes were filled with tears.
"Manager, I just go to serve..." Matsumoto said with cold sweat on his face: "Just like what Xiaotiao Yu said at the beginning, the other party is not a vicious person. On the contrary, from the perspective of ordinary people, he is quite handsome. He's very handsome, but it's a pity that guys who are too handsome don't match ordinary people..."
"Matsumoto, don't be fooled! Think about the last time Kotori Yu said this, wouldn't he have been caught by that adult? If it weren't for you, Kotori Yu would have even been sent to remove the Tower of Babel. ..." Before he could finish his words, Todoroki Yachiyo had already started a new round of brainwashing.
"About this..." Matsumoto waved his hand again: "It seems that the perverted nature of Xiaotiaoyou was noticed by the guest, and what the other party wanted to do was just call the police..."
"Eh!?" The manager of the Xingzi store and others were stunned when they heard this, and then they all turned their attention to the person squatting in the corner, with a look of doubt on life, and muttered: "It turns out I am a pervert, ha, ha ha... It turns out that I am a pervert. , I am a pervert, ha, haha..." Such a classmate from Xiaoniaoyou.
"What did Kotori Yu do? There should be no one among the girls brought by that adult who matches Kotori Yu's preferences..." The store manager Kyoko held her chin and whispered: "Elementary school style like Tanejima... …”
"Little, primary school student style..." There was another girl in the corner where Xiao Niaoyou was squatting: "I, I really look like a small, primary school student?"
"Could it be that..." But everyone in the Wagonaria restaurant obviously couldn't care about her. Todoroki Yachiyo's mind was agitated: "Actually, it's like this. Kotori Yu usually pretends to be a pervert who likes young girls. In fact, he My favorites have always been beautiful girls. Although I am a girl, I have to admit that the people with that adult today are all rare beauties..."
"I see, concealing one's own orientation will make the other party lower their guard? This guy Xiaotiao Yu is really cunning..." Yamada, who was tied to the chair, spoke again: "Yamada finally understands why every time Xiaotiao Yu faces Yamada seems to be indifferent, using routines, all routines..."
"So it's very dangerous for a bird to swim!" the apricot store manager concluded: "For the sake of safety, it's better to ask the adult to send him to do the Babylon removal project..."
Xiao Niaoyou, who was squatting in the corner, suddenly became excited: "Wait, wait, what the hell is it for safety reasons? Besides, Yamada, I won't trick you no matter how you try. It's just as big as a flax, how can it be compared with you?" Kametaneshima-senpai..."
"Hmph, hum, little bird Yu, there's no need to struggle. I've seen through it. In fact, Tanejima-senpai is just a means for you to cover up..." Even though he was tied to a chair, he still had to play the detective: "Your real The target is Yamada and I, no, not just Yamada, but also Ibo, Miss Yachiyo, and even the Kyoko store manager!”
"Who would be interested in guys like you who are not cute at all, especially Miss Yachiyo and the store manager? Miss Yachiyo is okay, but store manager Kyoko is almost thirty, right? Such an old woman is about to reach menopause... ..." Xiaoniao You, a classmate who is always on the verge of seeking death.
Apricot store manager: # ^_^!
Menopause is really an interesting description...
Todoroki Yachiyo: "..."
There was a subtle feeling of being praised, but he dared to say that Kyoko was menopausal...
"I will always be as cute as my senior..." Kotori Yu, who was on the verge of trying to die, suddenly pulled Taneshima over and said, "A petite body similar to that of an elementary school student..."
Taneshima: "Wow..."
Is she really a primary school student in the eyes of others?
Ordinary Matsumoto: "..."
The customer just now was right. She often felt out of place in this store because she wasn't perverted enough, but she was just an ordinary person!
Just when she was thinking this, Yamada, who was tied to the chair, spoke up again: "Hmph, hum, Xiaotiao Yu, these are all your disguises. If they weren't disguises, then how could you be exposed as a pervert in front of the guests?" side of..."
"That's not the case!" Classmate Xiao Niaoyu retorted loudly after hearing this: "Because two of those guests are really too cute, especially that small group, that is what I have been talking about so far. Such a cute thing that I have never seen before. Even Taneshima-senpai cannot compare with him. If, if he could touch him..."
Taneshima, who was being pulled, cried even louder when he heard this: "..."
On a small island tour, it’s okay to say that someone is a primary school student, but it’s also demeaning!
"But among the three girls that the adult brought, there was no such thing as a small group..." This time it was the store manager Kyoko who interrupted the other party's perverted speech.
"Well, although they are all young, for Kotori Yu, they should all be older girls, right?" Todoroki Yachiyo narrowed his eyes and smiled. Kotori Yu actually dared to say that Kyoko was menopausal. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. !
"That's right, that's right!" Yamada, who was tied to the chair, nodded crazily: "They are all at an age where Yamada can be a sister..."
"No, haven't you noticed? That cute, tiny, tiny ball..." Kotori Yu said again: "Taneshima-senpai, you should have seen it just now, right? That tiny little ball..." One, one hundred times cuter than the predecessor..."
Taneshima, who had just finished crying and was about to stop crying, cried again when he heard this: "Wow..."
He even said that he was a hundred times cuter than others. Xiaoniaoyou was indeed a big bastard!
"Senior, don't just cry. Please explain to everyone. It's because of the existence of that girl who is countless times cuter than you that I..."
Matsumoto: "..."
It's really a miracle that Xiao Niaoyou can survive to this day.
"Store manager, let's call the police..." She made a common suggestion: "Even if there are cute children among the customers, it is not the basis for Xiaoniaoyou to be perverted..."
"Should we call the police? Although there has been a pervert in the store and it will affect the business, for the sake of safety..." The store manager Xingzi, who is approaching menopause, pinched his chin and said.
"Kyoko, don't be like this. Let's ask the adult to send the bird to Thailand for the Tower of Babel removal project, right?" Todoroki Yachiyo suggested.
"Send it to Thailand? This is a once and for all solution..." the apricot store manager thought.
"Wait a minute, why can the perverted Kotori Yu travel to Thailand, but the cute Yamada still has to be tied to a chair!?" Yamada Aoi said quickly, not knowing what was going on.
"Yamada, when the little bird travels to Thailand and comes back, it will turn into a cute little bird..." Todoroki Yachiyo still squinted and smiled.
"How can a boy be cuter than Yamada!" Yamada Aoi protested.
"After returning from Thailand, Kotori Yu will no longer be a boy..." Todoroki Yachiyo's eyes remained unchanged.
Crying Taneshima: "Eh!?"
Yamada Aoi: "Eh!?"