Chapter 605: Wukong Is Obsessed with Black Myth! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

At dawn, Li Yu got up and drove to the wholesale market to purchase the supplies that Mu Guiying wanted.

He first bought a large cart of onions that were more durable, and then found that apples were good, so he bought a cart as well, which was considered a special reward prepared by the B&B for the soldiers.

When wholesale chive sauce, he found that this unpopular sauce was not easy to buy, and he only managed to get a few dozen boxes, so he bought some similar sauces.

For example, roasted pepper and preserved egg noodle sauce, sour bean noodle sauce, pickled pepper noodle sauce, chopped pepper noodle sauce, etc.

In this way, he finally bought a large cart.

As soon as Li Yu returned to the B&B with three carts of supplies, Lin Xu sent two carts of high-protein concentrate for adult horses.

These feeds were custom-made by Lin Xu, and were originally used to encourage Mu Guiying to travel, but the manufacturer delayed the delivery until now, and missed the departure ceremony.

Two carts of feed may seem a lot, but if they are distributed to tens of thousands of war horses, they will not last for a few days.

Therefore, these feeds can only be mixed with grain and grass to feed horses. When the food in the world of the book is improved in the future, you can buy feed processing equipment and produce it yourself.

"How is Dun Dun over there?"

Although Lin Xu knew that his good son would be fine, he still wanted to ask a few more questions.

Li Yu said:

"Very good, after finishing the things here, let's go to the scenic spot and let my mother share with you Dun Dun's current situation."

"Okay!"

The workers on the truck began to unload the truck, and the two went to the restaurant for breakfast.

At around nine o'clock, all the supplies had been unloaded. After the truck left, Li Yu and Lin Xu went to the scenic spot together.

As soon as they sat down under the statue, the empress shared with them the picture of Dun Dun going to war with the army. Under the blue sky, the little guy was surrounded by a dozen young female soldiers, enjoying the beauty massage service, and snoring happily.

Mu Guiying took a mobile phone to shoot:

"Look, if you don't work hard, you will become a woman's plaything... Little fat cat, which direction are we going today?"

Dun Dun lazily raised his paw, pointed to the northwest, then closed his eyes and continued to enjoy the beauty massage service.

Seeing this, Lin Xu complained speechlessly:

"Without his parents, this little guy can be said to be letting himself go."

Li Yu asked in his heart:

"Mom, what's in the northwest?"

The old mother directly raised the camera and moved it to the northwest, and then Li Yu saw a group of grassland cavalry hiding in the valley, as if holding a meeting.

"What's going on?"

"Changshengtian sent a dream to ask the leaders of the nearby tribes to bring people to attack Guiying. Now these leaders are fighting for command, and several of them are secretly allied and plan to annex other tribes."

This...

They started fighting before the results of the battle?

"Since Dun Dun came to the world in the book, the luck of all alien races has been affected, even Changshengtian. He wants to do something, but the more he does, the more mistakes he makes."

Without luck, coupled with the suppression of the dimension, Dun Dun is completely a bug in the world of the book.

Of course, the "one" that escaped originally has the meaning of a bug, and it is a variable that even the heaven cannot control. When Dun Dun came here, he played the role of the "one that escaped" in the entire world of the book. It can do whatever it wants and increase or decrease the luck of others at will.

There is still infighting in the valley, and Mu Guiying's cavalry is slowly approaching. One side is ready to go, with high morale; the other side is full of power struggles and has their own thoughts. The result is naturally self-evident.

Lin Xu was so excited:

"I've been playing Black Myth: Wukong every day recently. I didn't expect that the world in the book is the real immersive game. I want to go in and experience it if I have a chance."

Sitting in front of the computer and trying hard to beat the Yellow Wind Monster, I thought it was exciting enough, but compared with the world in the book, it was not enough.

Hearing Lin Xu talking about the new game, Li Yu suddenly remembered that Wukong's computer also had this game installed. I don't know how he played it. I hope he doesn't carry the golden hoop and go back to the Lingxiao Palace.

In the Journey to the West, the Black Bear Demon, carrying a black tasseled spear, said to Wukong, who was sitting in front of the computer playing games:

"Brother, it's time to set off. We have rested for a whole day, and the master is almost gone."

"Let's play another round. I don't believe I can't pass this level... Oh, I didn't pass it again. Why is this crappy game so difficult? If I could go to the real world, I would definitely tie the game maker to the deep mountains and hang him up and beat him!"

But despite what he said, Wukong still swiftly put the computer into the cloth bag on his waist, put away the computer desk made of monkey hair, and then took out a mango and ate it while chasing Xuanzang who was riding a horse first.

There were no monsters along the way to Huangfengling, so he was not worried that Xuanzang would have any accidents.

The black bear demon picked up the luggage, followed Wukong with big strides and asked:

"Brother, you are so arranged in the game, but you are not angry?"

"The purpose of the journey is to eliminate the catastrophe. After the journey, it is reasonable for the Heavenly Court to bring up the old accounts. What is there to be angry about? It just makes me more determined to follow His Royal Highness the Son of God. Overthrowing the Heavenly Court and the prosperity of the human race is the general trend. One day, I will really break through Lingxiao, be unbridled and show the immortals in the Heavenly Court some color!"

After saying that, Wukong threw the golden hoop in the air, and it turned into a thousand feet high, shaking the entire three realms.

When the golden hoop fell again, the two also caught up with Xuanzang.

"Wukong, His Royal Highness the Son also likes to play games in his spare time, but he never delays business. Don't be addicted to games in the future. The right balance between work and rest is the right thing to do."

Xuanzang's words made Wukong a little embarrassed:

"Master, don't worry. I won't be addicted anymore. This game is good and suitable for playing slowly. Just wait until Lingshan to play to the finale. Don't rush to catch up."

The master and disciples walked until dusk and camped by a stream.

Xuanzang still cooked noodles. Hei Xiongjing suddenly wanted to eat some Western food today. He took out two pieces of toast, spread them with his favorite honey, took one bite, and ate hundreds of pieces of toast in a row, and then he felt that his appetite was satiated.

But after eating he regretted it:

"Master is right, appetite is the most basic desire. Once it is satisfied, other desires will follow... Just now I even had the thought that I shouldn't have, and wanted to destroy a few bee nests nearby and kill them. I grabbed the honey accumulated inside and killed all the honey cubs... It’s really a sin, I want to recite sutras to atone for it.”

Wukong, who was feeding the horse, heard this and immediately said:

"This is a good suggestion. It can eliminate harm, return gifts to His Highness the Holy Son, and taste the sweetness of victory... Junior brother, please stop chanting. Eliminating harm is the most important thing."

The same thing, interpreted from different angles, has two meanings.

To exterminate bees for the sake of food and drink is a sin and an act that requires atonement. Even if there is only one thought, it must be resolved by reciting scriptures.

But if it is to save people and get rid of a scourge, then it is a meritorious deed.

Without further ado, Wukong raised his golden cudgel and knocked it on the ground. The mountain god Tu Tu immediately appeared and begged the great sage for mercy. At the same time, they also took out the treasured astragalus and goblin things and gave them to Xuanzang to replenish his health.

Xuanzang was in great health and tasted delicious. I wasn’t planning to take it, but thinking that he could take it to the real world to replenish His Highness the Son of God, he took it:

"I will give you two kind words in front of the Son."

Upon hearing this, the mountain god Tu Tu saluted again, his words full of respect.

"Old man from the land, are there bees or other spirits that harm the human race nearby? If so, I, Sun, will go and eliminate the harm to the people before it gets dark."

When Tu Tu heard this, he shook his head and said:

"We have good weather here. Apart from the excessive taxation imposed by the government, it is also quite peaceful."

It was the mountain god who pointed to the mountain next to him and said:

"There is indeed a group of spirits inside, but it's hard to say whether they are bee spirits. That place is not under the jurisdiction of the little god. I am not qualified to go and check."

Upon hearing this, Wukong winked at the black bear spirit:

"Junior brother, please stay here while I, Sun, go to investigate first. If there is really any spirit, then we brothers will earn a fortune."

"Okay, senior brother, go ahead, little brother, I will accompany the master here."

After Wukong left, the mountain god Tu Di served Xuanzang with tea and water, while the black bear spirit took the time to ask for some Buddhist teachings.

Not long after, Wukong came back with joy on his face:

"They are really a group of honey-gathering monsters. They dominate a mountain stream, and there are many bones below. They have killed countless people... Master, you go to the real world to rest for a while. Junior brother, let's set off and eliminate them first before it gets dark. Let’s talk there.”

Xuanzang came to the real world and met Li Yu preparing lunch. Today he was making vegetarian dumplings. He originally planned to make egg and leek fillings, but since Xuanzang was here, Li Yu changed the eggs to tofu and the leeks to eggplant.

Cut the tofu into soybean-sized particles, fry it slowly in a pan until the surface is brown, then take it out and mix it with the chopped eggplant to make a filling. Then roast some seaweed, crush it and sprinkle it in.

The filling is vegan, but the resulting dumplings are delicious and more classic than meat filling.

Zhao Dahu ate a small bowl, but he still felt that he was not satisfied with it, so he returned to another bowl, then boiled the remaining dumplings in water and drove to deliver them to Wen Jing.

Xuanzang also thought it was delicious, but he only ate a small bowl.

Although he followed the path of Zen Buddhism, his behavior was more like that of an ascetic. But the difference is that modern ascetics tend to eat without hardship, while Xuanzang is more let nature take its course and is a bit more Taoist than ascetics. of transparency.

From him, we can see some traces of Buddhism returning to its original nature.

A tourist saw Xuanzang dressed in monk robes and came over to say hello with his hands clasped together:

"May I ask, Master, are you a monk or a COS?"

"The young monk is a monk and is friends with Boss Li here, so he often comes to visit him."

This man was a lover of Buddhism and had worked as a volunteer in several temples. He sat down in front of Xuanzang and started chatting.

Xuanzang asked:

“What is the process for volunteering in a temple?”

"As long as you can work, endure hardships, and work hard without complaint, you have to get up at three o'clock in the morning, boil water, help in the kitchen, clean the house, wipe the temple, and wait for the monks to wash their faces and wait for them to eat after they get up. After breakfast, you can go to the restaurant to eat their leftovers.”

Xuanzang was dumbfounded when he heard:

"Buddha advocated equality for all living beings, how could they act like this?"

"Don't you understand this? The propaganda in the temple is to eliminate karma. Tolerance is an indispensable part of Buddhist practice. In fact, eating and other things are just trivial matters. Some monks even curse others and secretly ask volunteers to transfer money to them. , after the morning classes every day, various props for karma consumption will be sold and sales tasks will be assigned to the volunteers.”

Hearing this, Xuanzang thought of the words of Li Yu and his second aunt:

"Xiuye ​​noodles? Excuse me rice?"

"Yes, yes, it's something similar. I also bought karma-eliminating croissants, which are said to be a combination of Chinese and Western, and can even eliminate foreign sins."

Xuanzang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. What the hell is this?

"Are you still volunteering now?"

"I won't go. Last year, in a temple in Hangzhou, my eldest brother who was working as a volunteer was cleaning the pillars. He accidentally fell down and broke his leg. The monks threw him outside the mountain gate overnight, saying that his relationship with Buddhism was over and he should be left alone. He found a way to see a doctor on his own... After that, although I still believed in Buddhism, I no longer wanted to contact the temple, let alone be a volunteer. "

Xuanzang sighed, feeling more and more that Buddhism in the real world was tainted and contradictory to the Buddha's teachings.

He affirmed the layman's approach, and then criticized the errors of those temples one by one based on Buddhist scriptures. He even corrected some of the layman's erroneous views.

However, he was still very happy to meet a devout Buddhist who did not follow the trend or blindly, and had his own persistence and understanding, which is rare in this troubled real world.

He took off his rosary beads, took out one and handed it to the layman and said:

"We are destined to give you a Buddhist bead. You can wear it on your body. It will help you understand Buddhism."

Several tourists nearby shouted:

"Handsome monk, since you guys are having so much fun chatting, why don't you give me a bunch instead of just one?"

Xuanzang smiled and said:

"This is something that a Buddhist monk has blessed. One is enough. Any more will be counterproductive... This benefactor, there is a small temple on the mountain in the scenic area. I take care of it. If we are destined, we will meet there. of."

After saying that, Xuanzang said goodbye gracefully and left, returning to the world of Journey to the West.

As soon as he arrived, he saw Wukong flying from a distance carrying a piece of honey the size of a house, while the black bear spirit was carrying a hive as big as a hill.

The golden honey is translucent, and the sweet fragrance can be smelled from a distance, making people feel relaxed and happy.

The two brothers flew over one after the other, and Wukong said excitedly:

"I also ask Master to send it to the real world for His Royal Highness the Holy Son to try. If he can make some desserts, please give some to Junior Brother Xiong. He has just made great efforts and deserves to be rewarded."

If the black bear spirit likes to eat honey and let Li Yuduo reward it, it is because of his appetite.

But if you say that you were very energetic in the process of slaying demons, that would be a reward, and it has nothing to do with gluttony.

In short, Wukong is getting better and better at understanding the art of speaking.

Xuanzang looked at the size of the honey and felt that he couldn't carry it, so he had to return to the real world, bring the electric five-wheeler from the warehouse over, and let Wukong put half of it on the car:

"The remaining half is divided into three parts. One part is given to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun at Guanjiangkou, so that he can give it to his subordinates and believers; one part is sent to Chang'an for His Majesty Shimin to taste; and the last part is given to Dou Mt. Taishan. Mu Palace, maybe we can get some more star fruits that can identify the direction for the soldiers."

The black bear spirit asked:

"Master, what should we do with this hive? There are many fleshworms in it, which contain spiritual energy."

Xuanzang said:

"Send it to the Western Expedition Camp to strengthen the physique of the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty. The honey extracted from it will be rewarded by Marshal Qin and Manager Li to the meritorious ministers and righteous soldiers who take the initiative to seek refuge."

"yes!"

The two brothers carried honey and beehives and flew towards the Tang Dynasty, while Xuanzang rode an electric five-wheeler to the B&B warehouse.

As soon as she appeared, Mu Guiying, who was counting supplies, sniffed:

"What smells so sweet?"

She turned her face and saw the honey on the electric fifth wheel. She immediately ran over, took out the knife from her waist, cut off a piece without any explanation and put it into her mouth to taste it for the queen.

"Wow, this is delicious... Xiao Sanzang, I am currently developing honey grapefruit tea that can moisten the lungs and relieve coughs. Can you give me a piece and share some of the honey grapefruit tea with you."

Xuanzang clasped his hands together:

"This is the trophy that Wukong and Wu Ming got from killing the bees during their break. If the Holy Princess likes it, feel free to take it."

"Wukong and Little Xiongxiong are awesome. I'll tell Master later and let Wa Palace give them a credit each."

The girl ran to the kitchen, brought a stainless steel basin, cut a basin of honey, and carried it to express her filial piety to Empress Nuwa.

Li Yu heard the news and came to the warehouse. Looking at the piece of honey exuding a rich and sweet fragrance, his outlook was once again impacted.

He took out his mobile phone, took a short video and sent it to Lin Xu:

"The goblins that Sun Wukong destroyed got the spoils of war. What's the best way to eat such a large piece of honey?"

"Damn it, there are so many things that can be made from such a big piece. I will take Yueyue to have a look around later... By the way, autumn is here, so we can make some honey grapefruit tea and honey hawthorn fruit that moisturize the lungs... … Soak it in hot water and drink it to relieve cough and moisturize the lungs, which is very good for the body. "

Li Yu cut a piece and tasted it. The honey was a little sticky and melted in his mouth, leaving only the waxy honeycomb that could not be digested. However, this stuff can be used to make soap... They are all good things.

On the other side, Wukong first went to Guanjiangkou, dropped a piece of honey to Erlang Shen, and stared at the eyes on Erlang Shen's forehead, looking left and right:

"Xiaojiro, can you hide anything in this eye?"

"No way, you monkey, why are you staring at my eyes all of a sudden?"

"I'm obsessed with playing games... I still have to go to Chang'an and Doumu Palace to deliver honey. Come and play with us when you're not busy. If there are any delicious fruits in the south, remember to send me some."

Wukong flew to Chang'an City and gave the honey to Li Shimin who was holding a military meeting. He then went east to Mount Tai and presented the last piece of honey to Dou Mu Yuanjun.

"Junior sister Qiongxiao likes sweets. I'll go there and give some later... Wukong, here are ten star fruits. Take them with you. If you have the opportunity to go to another world, you can give them to the generals in exchange for merit."

"Thank you, Dou Mu. I knew you were the most generous!"

Wukong accepted the fruit and said goodbye. He went west. Dou Mu Yuanjun took the honey in her hand and pointed forward. A door of the void appeared in front of her.

She crossed over. The surrounding scene changed from the Star Palace to the Sanxiao Courtyard. The high and mighty Dou Mu Yuanjun also became the Golden Spirit Holy Mother who controlled the Qingping Sword and the Zhuxian Sword Formation.

Qiong Xiao had a keen nose, and ran over when she smelled the sweet fragrance in the yard:

"Wow, where did you get the honey, Senior Sister Jin Ling? It smells so good, I can't help but want to eat the honey cake made by Senior Sister..."

The Turtle Spirit Mother who played games with her said:

"You can make a facial mask. Such good honey will definitely work well as a facial mask."

The eyes of several people lit up, and they quickly made the honey mask according to Zhou Ruotong's instructions.

The lofty Daluo Jinxian had completely gone astray...