Chapter 597 Xuandu: I Plan to Dress up as Loki and Go to Athens to Cause Trouble! [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

No wonder there is no movement here... The empress frowned and said:

"If Zhunti lures the Western gods here, the situation will be even more chaotic... Xuandu, do something to stop them. Once this is over, we will deal with them one by one."

This order made Xuandu rub his hands in excitement:

"Don't worry, Madam, I have already planned to disguise myself as Loki, the God of Trickery, and go to Athens to start an internal conflict between them. If Hades, the King of Hades, shows up, I also hope that some people can be sent from the underworld to rob the Western Underworld. come over."

"I will notify the underworld. Please pay attention to your safety. If you are in danger, crush the jade talisman I gave you as soon as possible. No matter where you are, you will be teleported to the Wa Palace."

Although she knew that Xuan Du was not in danger, she had made him a big boy with her own hands after all, so the empress couldn't help but give him a few more reminders.

"Don't worry, Madam. I have found out the details of the gods here. The strongest one is Da Luo. It is quite difficult to hurt me at this level."

This guy originally went there with a playful mentality, but now that he has a mission, he is even more excited.

Erxing Qianli's mother was worried, and the empress specially blessed this guy's soul with a saint's power. Once the soul was injured, the saint's power would automatically fight back.

After arranging this matter, the empress communicated with the underworld again.

After receiving the notice, Ksitigarbha immediately began to organize the underworld army to prepare for entering the Western underworld. In order to prevent a shortage of manpower, Ksitigarbha was also preparing to find some help.

For example, Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, can go on a business trip with him.

Since ancient times, opening up new territories has been a great meritorious deed. If the Eastern Underworld could annex the Western Underworld, the massive amount of merit would be enough to form a golden body of merit.

The full name of Hades's god is the God of the Earth and the Underground. Since there is the word "earth", it makes sense for the ancestor of the earth immortals to come forward.

It is said that Hades is also in charge of the plague. If the other party uses this magical power, he will notify Lu Yue, the Emperor of Plague Huang, and everyone will join hands to kill the New Year pig to celebrate the New Year.

Neither Lu Yue nor Zhen Yuanzi would refuse the temptation of merit, and they were not busy anyway.

As for the calamity of Journey to the West, it will take at least half a year for Wukong and the others to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple. This time is enough for Zhen Yuanzi to fight Hades.

And it doesn't matter even if Wukong arrives at Wuzhuang Temple, maybe he can still help.

The Great Sage once made trouble in the underworld, and now he is making trouble in the Western underworld. Is this reasonable?

As for Poseidon, the god of the sea, it can be left to Yang Jian and Nezha.

Li Shimin has consecrated Yang Jian to supervise the world's water gods. Poseidon, the sea god, is naturally under the jurisdiction of Qingyuan Miao Dao Zhenjun.

As for Nezha, the little guy is the great god of the Three Altar Sea Society. Since the god's title contains the word "sea", the sea god must also be under his control.

In the early morning, Li Yu slept in for the first time. It was almost two o'clock after he finished counting last night. After he came back, he did some physical exercises with the Queen, which caused him to sleep too late.

When he opened his eyes, it was already seven o'clock in the morning.

Mu Guiying slept sprawled out, kicking the quilt to the ground, and hugging Li Yu tightly because of the cold, which made Li Yu suddenly sympathize with Diao Chan and Li Fengyang.

I don’t know how many times these two girls were woken up by the cold when they were sleeping next to each other.

He rolled out of bed, first covered Mu Guiying with the light Xia Liang quilt, then kissed her on the face, then put on his clothes and quietly left the room.

Worried about waking up Mu Guiying, he did not dare to wash up in his room, but went to room 202 opposite.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Li Yu came downstairs and saw Diao Chan who had just finished jumping rope.

"My husband actually started to sleep in too."

"I was too late last night checking supplies. Go back and wash your face and change clothes. Don't you want to ride your bicycle to the village for breakfast? Let's set off now."

Diao Chan thought Li Yu had forgotten this incident, but she didn't expect that he still remembered:

"Okay, okay, I'll go upstairs now."

The little girl hurried upstairs, changed her clothes, and couldn't wait to push her bicycle out.

Li Yu was riding the bike, and Diao Chan was sitting in the back seat, with her arms around Li Yu's waist and her head resting on Li Yu's back. Facing the rising sun in the east, she felt that the sky was bluer, the grass was greener, and the roadside was greener. Unknown wildflowers are also more colorful.

In short, as long as she is with Li Yu, Diao Chan feels that the whole world becomes brighter.

Li Yu was worried that the girl would fall asleep, so he asked with nothing to say:

"I've been looking forward to going down the mountain for dinner since last night. What are you going to eat later?"

"I'll eat whatever you eat."

As long as I can be with you, it doesn't matter what I eat.

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Then I choose Douzhier."

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a gentle punch from the girl:

"If my husband is bad, he will make fun of me."

Li Yu had mixed feelings hearing this "I" title. When she first came here, the little girl kept calling herself my concubine and never changed her name no matter how many times she said it.

Now, I have finally integrated into the real world unknowingly, and my self-proclaimed "Concubine", which sounds inferior to others, has been upgraded to a more independent "I".

He held the handlebar with one hand, reached behind his back with the other hand, and held Diao Chan's tender little hand:

"I'm going to drink sweet tofu curd later, with two spoons of sugar in it, two freshly fried sesame balls and sugar oil cake. If you have jujube cake, I'll buy one too. Is that okay, baby cicada?"

Diao Chan rubbed her head against Li Yu's back, her little face filled with happiness:

"Thank you, husband."

"Thank you for everything. You can pay for it later."

"Huh? Then I can't eat so much."

Li Yu laughed. This stingy and good boy formed a sharp contrast with those independent women who wanted to maintain their "exquisite" personalities even when they swiped their credit cards and took out online loans.

Hearing Li Yu's laugh, Diao Chan clenched her fists and punched Li Yu twice "fiercely", but immediately after the punch, she rubbed Li Yu's back and asked:

"My husband, Master Xuandu is the first child of my mother-in-law, why doesn't he call her mother?"

The little girl had this question a long time ago. Among so many gods in the Three Realms, Xuandu is the most qualified to call her mother, but he always calls her the queen.

On the contrary, Li Yu, a modern man with no relationship, became the mother's biological son.

This section of the road was a bit steep, Li Yu stepped on the brakes and said:

"Not calling mom doesn't mean Xuandu doesn't respect our mom, nor does it mean our mom doesn't care about him, but if he does, the identity of the Taoist master brother will be gone."

The direct disciple of the Taiqing Saint is a golden signboard no matter when it is placed, and it is also a symbol of the identity of the Taoist master brother. The second-generation disciples of the entire Taoist sect, no matter how arrogant, have to politely call Xuandu big brother when they see him.

But this identity was given by the Taiqing Saint. Once Xuandu called Nuwa Niangniang mom, it was equivalent to getting a relationship with the Wa Palace and becoming the son of the Wa Emperor.

Niangniang did not belong to the Taoist sect founded by the Three Purities. Once Xuandu became a mother and son with her, the Taoist sect would naturally choose another Taoist master brother for the sake of the red seedlings...Nanji Xianweng has been pushing this matter with all his strength, just to become this master brother.

During the Conferred Gods War, Jiejiao believed in teaching everyone, and no matter what kind of monster, you can join the sect by calling "Master"; while Xianjiao emphasized background and other conditions, and people without good fortune were not worthy of being disciples of Xianjiao.

When the Conferred Gods War was over, Jiejiao was destroyed, and the Saint Taiqing and the Master Tongtian successively became Taoists. Xianjiao had the last laugh, and the set of rules they followed naturally became the rules of Taoism.

Therefore, in "Journey to the West", the three Taoists of Chechi Kingdom could not get the blessing of Taoism, because in the eyes of the superiors, these three monsters were not worthy of being disciples of Taoism, and naturally they would not stand up for them.

"If Master Xuandu calls her mother, it means that he has the identity of the Wahuang Palace. He, the Taoist master, will not be pure, and his opponent will have an opportunity to take advantage of him. Is that right, husband?"

"Yes, so Master Xuandu doesn't call her mother, and my mother doesn't call her son, so she won't give Nanji Xianweng a chance and make him angry to death!"

In the Investiture of the Gods, Nanji Xianweng's setting is very similar to Xuandu. Neither of them will fall into disasters, nor will they be involved in cause and effect. They are in charge of the magic weapons in the sect and serve the master.

But until the end, Xuandu's position as the Taoist master did not fall to Nanji Xianweng. He tried his best, but he could only be the master of the Chan Sect, which sounded a little worse than the Taoist master.

Diao Chan drew circles on Li Yu's back:

"I thought the gods were all free and easy, but I didn't expect there would be so many struggles."

"There are struggles everywhere, but if we talk about freedom and ease, the freest person in the Three Realms should be Xuandu. Just the fact that he is not in trouble can make 99% of the gods cry with envy."

Not in trouble, not in karma, naturally there is no need to lick his face to ask for peaches in order to avoid the three disasters and the five constants.

In short, he has no weaknesses, does not need to look at the faces of any gods, and can do whatever he wants.

When they arrived at Shitouzhai Village at the foot of the mountain, they happened to catch up with the villagers in the scenic area and the garment factory going to work. Everyone greeted them and kept stuffing food into Diao Chan.

When the two came to the breakfast stall, the little girl had too much food in her hands to take.

"Two bowls of tofu pudding, one sweet and one salty. Put more sugar in the sweet one."

"Okay, Boss Li, I'll bring it to you right away."

Li Yu found an empty seat and sat down. He looked through the food that everyone was feeding him. There were many kinds of food, such as glutinous rice balls, sweet potato balls, date cakes, pumpkin pancakes, beef pies, hand-grabbed pancakes, moon buns, stone buns, oil twists, etc.

The little girl took a bite of a stone bun and found that it was filled with red bean paste. She immediately ate it happily:

"I should have called Sister Guiying earlier. She must like these foods."

Li Yu likes pumpkin pancakes. The green pumpkin is shredded, stirred into batter, and spread on a pan. It tastes fresh and delicious, with a strong pumpkin flavor.

He took the tofu pudding sent by the boss and said:

"Just bring it over when you leave later. I have to go to school again in the afternoon. What do you want to eat for lunch? I'll make it for you."

"Spicy hot pot, put more fried sweet potato fries."

"Okay!"

After the two of them had their meal, they brought some food to Mu Guiying and rode their bicycles back to the B&B.

At this moment, Mu Guiying had already gotten up and was about to go to the restaurant for dinner. Seeing that Li Yu and Diao Chan brought a lot of food, she immediately smiled:

"I knew that Fairy Xiaochan would not forget me. There are so many foods. I will go over there to eat with Master."

After that, she carried two large bags of food in both hands, went to the restaurant to get a dozen braised pork buns, hurried back to Mu Ke Village, and took Li Fengyang and Zhao Xue to the Wa Palace.

"Master, I'm here to bring you food!"

The Queen was very happy:

"Now that you have a man, you are really getting more sensible. Let's eat together. Are the people in your Muke Village ready? Are the food and supplies okay?"

Li Fengyang took a bite of the pancake:

"Don't worry, Master, everything is ready. Our vanguard has also set out to build camps and open up roads in front. There won't be any delays."

As the commander-in-chief of the Detachment of Women, Li Fengyang has rich experience in leading troops. She will be absolutely foolproof in handling these matters.

Mu Guiying praised:

"Little Feiyang does have some talent in this area. He is about to become the little Xiao He of Muke Village."

Li Fengyang was dissatisfied:

"Why do you say I resemble others, but not others resemble me?"

Zhao Xue took a sip of spicy soup and imitated the announcer's tone and said:

"Xiao He, one of the three heroes of the early Han Dynasty, is known as Xiao Fengyang of Peixian County...it feels weird."

"Try another person!"

Mu Guiying took over the conversation:

"Zhuge Liang, the first prime minister throughout the ages, is a master of strategic planning and full of wisdom. He is known as Xiao Fengyang of the Shu Han Dynasty... This is also wrong. Don't worry about the name. No matter how you pronounce your name, it smells like a flower drum, unlike mine. With a name that dares to go to the Moon Palace to pick up the laurel crown, and dares to laugh at the fact that there are no heroes in the world, the word Gui Ying is well deserved!"

Li Fengyang imitated the Northeastern accent and complained:

"You can pull it off. Who has seen Fan Debiao and doesn't know Guiying Barbeque Restaurant?"

Zhao Xue asked in confusion:

"Which Fan Derbiao?"

"In "Ma Dashuai", that TV series is so old. I watched it twice and I can't forget the jokes in it. But the one I'm most interested in is Guiying... Why are you taking my corner? I said Guiying in the TV series Ying, I’m not talking about you.”

The empress looked at the chattering of the three apprentices with a smile on her face. It was great. The palace of Wa had not been so lively in hundreds of millions of years.

In the real world, when Zhao Dahu came to the B&B for breakfast, he brought two Huanshou knives, along with a drawing detailing the forging steps and material selection of the knives, as well as the essentials of mechanical forging. Basically The method of making the ring-shou knife is completely explained in a clear and systematic way. As long as the equipment is complete, you can start making it directly.

Li Yu tried it with the Huanshou knife and asked Zhao Dahu:

"How strong is this thing?"

Zhao Dahu didn't say anything, but picked up the knife and slashed it at a landscape tree in the yard of the B&B. The branch as thick as a baseball bat was broken in response:

"Look, the blade is not broken at all. Those ancient leather armors and the like can be cut accurately."

Awesome, this virtually increases one's own combat effectiveness. Looking back, maybe Zhao Dahu can earn some merit without knowing it.

Zhao Dahu walked into the restaurant and ate six steamed buns and two bowls of beef soup. Then he wiped his mouth with satisfaction and prepared to drive down the mountain to go on a date with Wen Jing.

I have been busy with the ring knife for the past few days, and my girlfriend has been neglecting me. Now it has finally come to an end, and I have to go and spend some time with her.

Li Yu asked:

"Did you go to Wen Jing's house during the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

The bearded man lit a cigarette with melancholy on his face:

"I went. Jingjing's father is a very easy-going person and is very satisfied with me. My mother-in-law always feels that I don't have a formal job and is worried that I will have no security in the future. She asked me to find a job, even if it's three to five thousand a month. It's better than sitting idle... The interest on the savings in my name is tens of thousands every month, why do you think she has to ask me to find a job worth three to five thousand? "

Li Yu: "..."

You should say this on the spot instead of pretending to me.

There is really no need for people who earn tens of thousands in monthly interest to earn a salary of three to five thousand. Wouldn't it be even more annoying if they were scolded by their boss later?

Li Yu asked:

"What did you say?"

"I said I can earn tens of thousands a month from swordplay, and my mother-in-law added two more dishes."

Tsk tsk, this is satisfying.

"When are you getting engaged?"

"It was supposed to be the end of the year, but Jingjing's parents wanted to sit down with my parents for a meal in two days. It just so happened that my parents also liked Jingjing very much, so we made an appointment next week. If nothing unexpected happens, I might just sit down with my parents during the National Day. Engaged...Thank you, Li Yu. If I hadn't moved here, I wouldn't have known when I would be single."

Li Yu smiled and pointed in the direction of Longqishan:

"Just remember to go to Longqishan to fulfill your wish. Lucky Cat helped you, and I'm grateful both emotionally and rationally."

"Don't worry, I'll go with Jingjing later... No, how do you know I've been to Longqi Mountain? I remember asking Zhang San to keep it a secret for me."

When Zhao Dahu secretly went to Longqi Mountain to worship Dundun, he bought a bunch of tickets and gave them all to Zhang Fei when he came back. Before Xuande and the others left, they took these tickets to worship Dundun.

Li Yu smiled and said:

"We are running a joint business, so we don't know what's going on."

After Zhao Dahu left, Li Yu drove to buy vegetables, and specially bought some Roche shrimps, ready to be added to the spicy pot for the little girl to enjoy.

When leaving the vegetable market, he specially bought some sweet potatoes suitable for dry frying. Just as he was about to get in the car and leave, Cao Wenfeng called:

"Boss, the water plant has to deal with a batch of pipes and pumps. They are all overstocked products in the warehouse and have not been used much. After the water lines were changed two years ago, these things have lost their value and can only be treated as waste. Do you want to ?”

"How many?"

"There are four warehouses in total. If you want them, the old rules are still the same. Everything in the warehouses should be taken away, but don't demolish the warehouses. They belong to others."

"Okay, you sign the contract. Let me know when you can move it, and I will arrange for someone to move it."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu flexed his wrist and became worried:

"Is this tap water equipment installed in Zhending Mansion or Chang'an in the Three Kingdoms World?"

If Zhending Mansion has running water, Liu Bei's people's support will reach 100%. With three miracles in a short period of time, he will not be able to proclaim himself emperor.

In Chang'an, Zhang Ji has been busy burning bricks and promoting brick and stone houses. Chang'an is facing a vigorous reform. If tap water is laid at this time, it may affect future planning.

I worry about not having supplies, and I worry about having supplies. I can't stop worrying!

Li Yu drove back to the B&B, went to the scenic spot first, and told his old mother about his worries.

The promotion of tap water in the Three Kingdoms world will affect future planning; the promotion of tap water in the Water Margin Yue Fei world will lead to Liu Bei's excessive popularity and attract the attention of the court, which is not appropriate.

The queen listened carefully and gave her son an idea:

"It's enough to install it in Jinyang City in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. As long as the tap water is installed by the end of the year, the people will be completely loyal, and Taiyuan will completely become a place for the rise of the dragon in the future!"