Chapter 322: Our Sister with Meningitis

"Our Sister with Meningitis"

Years later, facing the cherry blossom-filled ramp of his alma mater, the Scarf Ninja will recall that distant afternoon when his sister scolded her for meningitis.

Our sister has liked to scold meningitis since she was a child.

The first time I used this word was because I accidentally broke a flower pot.

Because the third one was broken that month, we felt that our buttocks would definitely be swollen, so when my sister saw it, she scolded us "meningitis" and took the blame for me.

After that, my sister fell in love with this word.

When she meets someone who jumps in line, she will curse in a low voice: "This guy must have meningitis."

If you encounter a sudden rainy day, you should also say that you have meningitis.

All in all, in my sister's eyes, everything can be meningitis.

Even if she eats an apple with worms, she will say "meningitis".

My sister repeated the word too much. Anyone who feels unhappy is accused of having meningitis.

So much so that when we were children, we had to doubt whether this disease really existed.

"Hey, Onessan. Is there really a disease called meningitis?"

Let's ask my sister this.

My sister gave us a strange look.

Then let's talk about meningitis.

My sister had a girlfriend before.

At that time, we often heard them talking about love on the phone.

The sister called her "little fool".

My sister laughed and called her "meningitis."

Later, her sister broke up with her.

She angrily tore up the love letter and shouted, "Meningitis! Meningitis! You meningitis!"

We were worried, so we went over to take a look.

Then I heard my sister say that she was going to beat her out of meningitis.

But in the end, my sister didn't do it. I just cried for a long time.

We comforted my sister and said, "Sister, you are so good and I want to break up with you. She must have meningitis."

But my sister got angry and said that we were the only ones with meningitis.

After we joined the Black Feathers and practiced everywhere, we felt homesick from time to time, missing my sister who scolded meningitis every day.

So, we will call home and talk to our family.

Occasionally, we will say: "Hey, Onessan. It's been a long time since I heard you scold us for meningitis. I miss it a little! Can you scold us?"

The sister on the other end of the phone thought for a moment.

Then he said: "Your symptoms may be meningitis."

Occasionally when we were on the phone, she didn't mention meningitis until the end of the conversation. We would wonder if my sister was possessed by something strange today, why didn't she mention meningitis.

So, we will remind her if she has forgotten something.

My sister would often fall silent at this time.

Then he scolded us for liking to be scolded so much, did we have meningitis?

After all these years, as the person who has been scolded the most, I have never contracted meningitis.

My sister is still the same sister, still cursing meningitis.

Everyone who knew her was impressed by her trash talk. She is even closely bound to the word meningitis.

Every time they hear her name, someone asks: "Is she still cursing meningitis?"

And people who know the truth always answer like this: "She is still cursing meningitis."

Probably, she will keep scolding meningitis like this.

(over)

"Asakura-san, the essay you handed in is full of questions!" The modern literature teacher pointed at the homework she handed in in the office, with a speechless face: "First of all, the title is wrong, right?"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof!"

Asakura: "Huh? What's wrong?"

Modern literature teacher: "Anyone who sees this title will think that you want to write about your sister who has meningitis! It turns out that's not the case at all, right? It's completely wrong, just like cursing your sister to get meningitis!"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof!"

Asakura: "A good little sister like us doesn't have such bad intentions! I just wrote the title like this to attract attention! I saw many posts on the Internet doing this~"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof!"

Modern Literature Teacher: "You - hey, don't always blindly learn things on the Internet! What about the scarf ninja?"

"Hey? Teacher, can't you see?" Asakura pulled his scarf with a smile, showed a confident smile, pointed at himself with his thumb and said: "Of course it refers to us! We are wearing scarves again, and We are ninjas~so we are the scarf ninja~"

Asakura: "By the way, we also used the opening line of One Hundred Years of Solitude. The teacher must have noticed it! I think if we become famous in the future, the beginning of this composition will also become a famous sentence! Let's name it One Hundred Years of Solitude meningitis!"

Modern Literature Teacher: "Stop talking nonsense to me! I said you shouldn't call yourself that in your composition!"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof?"

Modern Literature teacher: "The premise of your composition is that even the grader who knows nothing about you can understand what you write. Your name is Asakura Sachiko, but in the first paragraph there is a scarf ninja. This is very strange. It’s obviously unreasonable! Do you understand?”

Asakura: "Yes~"

Modern Literature teacher: "What's your attitude? Please be polite and answer properly! Now I have to doubt what I said before. Did you listen carefully?"

Modern Literature teacher: “I’m really pissed off!”

Asakura: "We listened, teacher, don't be angry~"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof! Woof!"

Modern literature teacher: "Let Yukikaze Maru be quiet! By the way, what was this dog barking just now? Wasn't it the same bark before?"

Asakura: "Oh! She said you were so angry that you might get meningitis."

Modern Literature teacher: "???"

Modern literature teacher: "Asakura Sachiko!"

Asakura: "Hey, hey, hey! What's going on!"

Modern Literature Teacher: "How dare you curse me with meningitis?!"

Asakura: "Wow, we didn't! That's what Yukikaze Maru said!"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof! Woof!"

Asakura: "Ah, Yuki, Yukikaze Maru corrected her statement! She said you are just menopausal and it is normal to get angry easily!"

Modern Literature teacher: "More...menopausal...how can I not be that old! You...enough! I want to have a good chat with your class teacher!"

Asakura: "Nani?! No! Our class teacher is so scary! No, no!"

Asakura returned to the activity room after school and told everyone about the tragedy that happened in the office.

After everyone listened, they immediately wanted to see how she wrote her composition.

After taking it out, Erina got it first, and then everyone crowded to the side, vying to watch it, and couldn't help laughing!

Although there are touching parts in it, it cannot hide the funny part of the composition!

"What? We are writing very seriously!" Asakura put his hands on his hips and complained, "What's so funny about this?"

"Well, I can't really tell you, but I just think it's super funny!" Yi Xing rubbed his aching belly and almost laughed out loud: "I feel like I've been brainwashed after watching it! I still want to laugh!"

Asakura Sachiko looked at him seriously.

Then he said, "Maybe it's meningitis."

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