Chapter 350: Hello, I Am NHK’s Collector

"Thank you, Nishida-san~" Chiai Sakurayuki put a pot of freshly brewed tea on the coffee table. She smiled and turned to look at Nao Nishida who was practicing stirring the chaff, and suggested: "Wash your hands first and have a drink. Let’s take a tea break?”

"Huh, okay..." Nishida wiped the sweat from his eye hairs with the back of his hand and breathed heavily: ""

"By the way, I have been wasting a long time in order for you to teach me how to pickle... Otherwise, let's learn this first today. I'll come and help you with the cleaning later, right? Otherwise, I think you can do it by yourself. so late……"

"Yeah, thank you~ Although generally speaking, the miko should clean up by herself, but Hatsuyuki-sama will definitely understand if you accept help occasionally! Ah, Nishida-san, would you like some more senbei? I saw that you like to eat it before Of."

"Oh, okay! Just a little, one or two yuan..."

After a while.

Nao Nishida reached for the fourth piece again, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Oops... I'm sorry, this goes really well with tea. I accidentally overate it again..."

"It's okay, it's okay~ Nishida-san, you worked very hard making pickles! It must be because of this that you're hungry again, right?"

"Hmm... probably." Nishida Nao took a sip of senbei and a sip of tea. While eating, she turned to look out the window: "It's already dark, but people still come to pay homage from time to time..."

"Yes." Yingxue Qianai knelt down quietly in front of the coffee table, holding the teacup in both hands, and took a quiet sip, then turned to look at the clock: "Oh...it's time for the weather forecast. Come on. Only the TV will do...can you help me get the remote control?"

"Oh - by the way, Yingxue, are you watching TV to determine the weather?" Nao Nishida grabbed the remote control and handed it over, saying: "I usually just look at my phone...it says today and tomorrow on the desktop. The weather."

"That's really convenient. But I'm still used to watching weather forecast programs, right?"

Yingxue said with a smile, pressed the power button and turned on the TV.

"I feel like listening to the announcer's sister's weather announcement has become a habit... And, Nishida, don't you think so? Unlike dry words, what the host says will make people feel very warm... There will be many thoughtful reminders Woolen cloth."

"Oh...that's right."

Nao Nishida scratched the rabbit's ears, thought for a moment, and said with emotion.

"Just like NHK will send you a letter to urge you to pay your TV bill, but they will still come to your house to collect the money! Even if you tell them that I don't watch your channel at home, they will still knock on the door shamelessly and repeatedly, and will not leave once you enter the house."

Yingxue: "Ahaha... That feeling is still a little different!"

Nishida: "Indeed. That doesn't warm my heart, it makes me want to kill someone... But it's a bit troublesome to deal with the body, so I just pulled out the knife. They scared away... Speaking of which, NHK collection agents have Do you need money to come to Yingxue’s house?”

Yingxue: "Yes. But I don't watch their paid channels at all, so of course I don't want to pay extra... The guys at NHK are really annoying. They actually said that equipment that can receive their signals has to be paid. money."

Nishida: "Yes! This is true! Sometimes I get very annoyed and say that I don't have a TV at home. He then asks me if I have an iPad, an iPhone, etc. Since these can be watched on NHK on Internet TV, he We have to charge money too! How can there be such a reason!"

Nishida: "I suspect that some monsters have a bad impression of humans because they just came to live in human society and encountered nhk gangsters to collect money!"

Nishida: "How did these guys come to a house and ask for money when someone just moved in? Are they also doing detective work part-time?"

Yingxue: "Ahaha... It's probably a personal consultation leak."

Yingxue: "They are a big media, so it is not difficult to do this."

Nishida: "...Ah, it's getting more and more popular!"

Nishida: "I'm so angry that I have to use another senbei to suppress the fire..."

Yingxue: "Yeah, you can eat as much as you want! To be honest, the guests brought quite a lot. If you don't eat it quickly, you might get wet. Then it will be hard to swallow~"

Nishida: "Well, this is really a serious situation... I will definitely help you eliminate them!"

Nishida: "Go on...because I haven't paid, NHK keeps coming to my door. Threatening to call the police is useless, saying that it is legal for them to collect money like this, and every Japanese is obliged to pay!"

Nishida: Really, "There are no such bullshit regulations. They are only allowed to charge per household, but there is no requirement that everyone must pay! Besides, I don't use their services at all!"

Nishida: “Since they have always claimed that it is the obligation of Japanese citizens to pay them money, I got annoyed when I was asked a question, so I pretended to be Chinese and deliberately spoke poor Japanese. I said that I was ese and didn’t understand Japanese very well. !”

Nishida: "In this way, no matter whether the toll collector speaks Japanese or English, I will just say 'Simi Masai, Imi Wakanai' and pretend not to understand!"

Yingxue: "Huh? Is this trick easy to use?"

Nishida: "...If it was easy, I wouldn't be so troubled! Can you believe it? The next day the guy came with another person, and that guy turned out to be a translator who understands Chinese!"

Nishida: "Ah, it's really annoying! And the scene was so embarrassing! He babbled a lot of Chinese, and I couldn't understand a word except 'hello' at the beginning!"

Nishida: "Anyway, I will definitely be asked to pay, and I will definitely change my mind and say that even if I am a foreigner, I have to pay TV fees when I stay in Japan! Will it develop into a situation where passengers who come by plane and stay in Japan for a short time will also have to pay the fee?" Do they have to sign a contract and pay TV fees for at least three months?"

Nishida: "Really, I almost cut off their heads and sent them back to the NHK headquarters! Especially since they are still bothering Saye-chan!"

Yingxue: "Ah haha... How do you say this... It's really amazing! I feel a little admired for going so far in order to collect payment..."

Nishida: "Why should we admire them? They are just a bunch of hooligans!"

Yingxue: "That's true... Although I know they also have many difficulties, their actions are really similar to gangsters... They are even more entangled than the violent groups who came to collect money."

Yingxue: "But to be able to be a gangster, you can say that you are persevering... I suspect that some people who clearly don't watch NHK but pay them to sign contracts are because they are moved by their spirit. .”

Nishida: "No, there won't be such people. There are only people who are so annoyed by them that they spend money to buy them!"

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