Chapter 144 Two Moves to Defeat the Green Tea Bitch 3
Seeing Nangong Lingyao looking ashamed and about to cry, the emperor sighed slightly in his heart, and said, "Your Seventh Emperor Uncle has always been fair and strict. If you don't help your relatives, you will definitely give me a reasonable way to deal with it. The old seven ,Right?"
Facing the emperor's questioning, Nangong Jin responded with her usual paralyzed face: "Of course."
Then she looked at Lu Xiaoxiao and asked, "Why did Concubine Yue go crazy? Why did she want to kill you? You first came to the palace, and you didn't make any enemies in the palace on weekdays. Why does Concubine Yue not want to see you so much?"
listen! What's the problem? If you really want to handle it impartially, why would you ask such a question?
Lu Xiaoxiao looked at Nangong Jin in astonishment.
Yo yo yo! Does the sun rise from the north today? Facial paralysis, what kind of madness is this? He didn't care about the white lotus in his house, but instead defended her?
Hmph, being courteous for nothing is either rape or stealing!
Faced with the fact that she is cow dung and is especially attracted to flowers, Lu Xiaoxiao believes that Nan Gongjin is also infected by Bailian's temperament, and she might do something wrong to her later.
If she dares to do and speak, she will leave herself behind.
Everything is still up to you!
"Did you say concubine Yue? This concubine only found out who she was later on. Who knew who she was before? And who knew who her father was? She didn't introduce herself! How could it be that those who don't know are guilty? ?
From the moment my concubine entered the door to the present, apart from knowing the queen mother, emperor, empress, and imperial concubine Yu, what kind of ghosts are sitting on that stage, and they didn't introduce themselves, how would I know who they are? I don't even know what the hell they are, so how can I know what the hell their family is? "
What the hell?
Listening to Lu Xiaoxiao's words, the emperor's eyebrows twitched violently.
He and this woman are simply incompatible.
This woman is simply vulgar! Said a few words, what the hell is it all!
I really don't know what the hell she's talking about!
Without waiting for anything else to say, Lu Xiaoxiao continued to talk like a cannonball: "The prince also said that this concubine is new here, and it is impossible to offend anyone. Since this concubine has not offended anyone, those people who do not like this concubine when they meet for the first time It must be the prince who offended me, and this concubine was only implicated by the prince.
I don't know how the prince offended the eldest sister on the stage, anyway, she and this, this, and the elder sisters on her side just don't want to see this concubine. "
As Lu Xiaoxiao spoke, she pointed at the dark-faced imperial concubine on the stage, as well as the concubines who had been instigated by the imperial concubine before and spoke ill of her one by one.
No matter how loud or soft the voice was before, she heard it all, saw it, and remembered it all!
After the faces of the women who had agreed from the imperial concubine to Xiao Xiaoxiao all changed under the watchful eyes of the emperor and the seventh emperor's uncle, Lu Xiaoxiao continued to beat the dog in the water, and said with a slap in the face:
"My concubine found out that whenever guests come in, the eunuch at the door will notify them, and then someone will take them to their place, but how did you offend the eldest sister of this group of people? Why do they hate you so much? Don't want to see you? This concubine didn't invite them to provoke them, but after this concubine entered the palace, the eunuch at the gate also notified her, but there was no one to lead the way.
My lord, it's a good thing you are still a handsome guy who looks thin in clothes and has flesh in his clothes. It stands to reason that such a handsome pot should be very popular in front of these deep palace women? Why do they hate you so much, and even transfer their dislike of you to this concubine?
In the end, thanks to my concubine's kind heart, she didn't scold the eunuchs and court ladies who didn't do their job well in public, and then swallowed her anger and found a seat to sit down silently. "
After speaking, not only did the guests laugh, but even the empress, a woman who is usually very good at pretending, couldn't help but covered herself with her sleeves and coughed twice. Otherwise, she was really afraid of laughing.
This woman is really shameless to the extreme, but it makes me feel uncontrollably amused.
I don't know if it's because she's very wise or stupid, but when she saw that the most disgusting woman in her life, Ximen Manxue, was called "big sister" and her face was so dark that she didn't know what to do, she felt a kind of joy in her heart. feel.
Goodbye the emperor, the whole face has been smacked and I don't know how to do it.
Although after seeing Lu Xiaoxiao's true face, he found that the seventh concubine was indeed much more beautiful than any of his concubines, but Nan Gongjin's wife called her a big sister. At this moment, the emperor really had something in his heart. A feeling of swallowing a toad.
He didn't know that with Lu Xiaoxiao's howling voice, Emperor Hongde had already cast a shadow over this wave of elder sisters in his heart.
After that, every time he XXOOed with them on the bed, he felt tired of talking to his elder sister, aunt, or mother.
Contacting himself as the majestic emperor of a country, he can only be reduced to doing that kind of thing with a group of big sisters, and I feel very upset.
Lu Xiaoxiao didn't even expect that with just one mantra, she would become a super boiler that crushed elephants to death. Not long after, these big sisters were officially excluded from the dragon bed by the emperor.
But that's another story. Because the good show has just started, how could Lu Xiaoxiao stop talking?
Ximen Xueman was really close to spurting old blood at this moment.
Every word that Lu Xiaoxiao said is killing her heart!
It should be known that after all these years, she had already changed her strategy after realizing that she was incapable of assassinating the Seventh Emperor Uncle.
However, Lu Xiaoxiao wiped out the hypocrisy and submissiveness that King Jin usually had. How could this not make her angry?
"Concubine Seventh, don't be bloody. Uncle Seventh Emperor is the most important prince of Nanzhao Kingdom. For me, it's too late to respect Uncle Seventh Emperor. How can I hate him?"
Lu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, unable to see the warning and murderous intent in the imperial concubine's eyes at the moment, and said with contempt: "Elder sister, of course you can say whatever you want with your red lips and white teeth. But since you are sitting on the high platform, you are still in the dragon's seat." Next to the chair, if you didn't have a problem with my man, then why did you keep blinking at the elder sisters around you after I entered the door, and let them run on my concubine? Did you watch the sex with the needle eye? Why can't you catch your eyes because of the small picture book in the deep palace?"
After finishing speaking, muffled laughter came from the banquet hall.
Hey, hey, hey, deep palace small picture book!
Hmm, this name is vivid, very vivid!
"Concubine Seventh, this is the imperial concubine of Nanzhao, and also the eldest princess Ximen Manxue of the Western Jin Dynasty. You both came from the Western Jin Dynasty, and it was too late for her to take care of you, so how could she run on you?"
"Crap! She's actually the imperial concubine? She hasn't introduced her identity, and I thought she was the empress dowager!"