Chapter 169 Do You Dare to Concentrate?
"Nangong is paralyzed, what exactly do you want? Isn't it just a glass of water? How much is it, you tell me, I'll give it!"
"One hundred million gold."
"Why don't you take off your clothes and sell them? Even if you sell them 10,000 times, it's still not 100 million taels." Lu Xiaoxiao was really depressed by Nangong Jin.
She has already cultivated a heart of fine steel. Although she was so insulted by her own princess and even asked him to "sell", Nangong Jin can choose to ignore it now.
"No. Drinking tea depends on your mood. My king is in a bad mood right now, so my tea is also expensive."
Lu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at him, and said with contempt: "Pretentious! Why are you so crazy?"
This man made it clear that he was telling her that he was in a bad mood, so please comfort him? Make a look of inscrutable, pretending to be for whom!
"Pretentious? Crazy? Lu Xiaoxiao, you are also my concubine after all, right? At least the concubine in name?"
Facing Nangong Jin's questioning, Lu Xiaoxiao nodded without thinking. This is indeed true!
"Since you also admit that you are the concubine of this king, do you know what you did at the gate of the palace just now in front of so many palace people?"
Uh... At that time, she was stunned by Nangong Yunfeng's words, she really forgot that she was still in the palace. Kissed in public... King Qi!
All right! It was indeed her fault!
"You kissed this king's nephew in front of so many palace people. Princess, you are so blatant and grandiose to give this king a green hat, are you sure it's really good?"
"..." Facing the questioning, Lu Xiaoxiao was speechless.
"Not only did you kiss and ostentatiously show off, but you also told me that this was your first kiss. Where did you put me?"
"..." Yes, where is it placed? The key point was that my mind froze at the time, and I never thought about him at all! Therefore, the question of where to put it is really difficult to answer, because there is no such thing as "where" in her heart!
But Lu Xiaoxiao didn't dare to say it, she was afraid that if she said it, she would be slapped to death by this facial paralysis.
"Wangfei, you should decide what to do. The fact that you kissed King Qi in public in the palace will surely spread throughout the Nanzhao capital tonight. What about the reputation of the king?"
I was regretting why my brain suddenly became hot, and I kissed Nangong Yunfeng in front of so many people in the palace, and suddenly heard Nangong Jin questioning him about his fertility (reputation) at the end, Lu Xiaoxiao raised her head and asked blankly: "Birth? Aren't you infertile? If you want it, I... I'll help you, and I'll treat it as an apology."
"puff--"
Ling Han, who was already serving his master with great care outside, still couldn't help but puff when he heard Lu Xiaoxiao answer the question of "reputation" in such a civilized manner.
Nangong Jin's face turned cold, and he punched out with all his strength, roaring: "Get out!"
At the moment when the strength was released, Ling Han flew up and landed behind the carriage. When he couldn't help but pop out, he knew that today was going to be his death no matter what.
Watching the unmanned carriage leave slowly, Ling Han hugged his stomach and laughed happily, then looked pitifully at the carriage that was getting farther and farther away from him, thinking about how he would be punished by the Lord later, his heart was infinitely sour .
Dobi ah doobi!
You married a funny princess yourself, but you didn't let your subordinates laugh, what's the reason? !
The old horse knows the way. Although there is no Chief Ling Han, Ma'er can still find his way home.
Facing the unbearable roar coming from inside the carriage, Ma Er was too deaf.
"Lu Xiaoxiao, you want to piss me off on purpose! What I'm talking about is my reputation, it's reputation! Not the one who gave birth to the child! What are you thinking about all day long? It's all scumbags !"
It was only then that Nangong Jin suddenly discovered that since Lu Xiaoxiao entered the mansion, his various facial expressions during this period of time were more than the sum of all the time in his life.
This damned woman! It would be fine if she deliberately teased him, but seeing her bewildered look, it was obvious that she really misunderstood it!
This damned woman whose head is full of bean curd dregs is really annoying and hateful!
He didn't understand, with such a simple and easy-to-understand principle, how could this woman understand "reputation" as "birth"!
In fact, Lu Xiaoxiao's distraction wasn't that scary at first, but when she thought of kissing King Qi in public in the palace and being seen by other people, she became a little depressed, and her whole mind was in the space.
Not only did she have to discuss countermeasures with the aloof and faceless uncle, but she also had to face Tu Tu who almost ran away in the space at the same time.
Discussing with an aloof old man here, it's enough to deal with a runaway stupid cute over there, and overheard Nangong asking her about "birth" with a paralyzed face, she clearly felt that it was true that she kissed Nangong Yunfeng in public No, so I just helped him to restore his fertility, but who knows that this one outside also went berserk.
Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was so unlucky, and she cursed in her heart: Could it be that Wuyan is really an asshole, that's why she was yelled at for committing crimes with her?
"Lu Xiaoxiao!" Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's heartfelt voice in the space, Wuyan, who had a cold and handsome face, finally couldn't bear it anymore. Although it was just a low complaint, it could already reflect the anger of Uncle Wuyan at this moment.
This woman! She is clearly an idiot with zero EQ. Once she confessed her love, she couldn't even tell the north from the south, and she did such disgusting things. Now that I have committed a crime, I am ashamed to say that he is a dog. really...
No one can be a dog in the future!
Without Yanmo, he realized that he could no longer describe Lu Xiaoxiao's shamelessness at this moment.
But Tu Tu, who ran away, was slightly taken aback after hearing his sister's heartfelt words, and then burst out laughing.
He also felt that he must have hated the ghost, otherwise his sister wouldn't have been so unlucky and urged to kiss that sick cat!
"Lu Xiaoxiao, this king is talking to you, what are you doing? Do you dare to concentrate a little bit?!"
Facing Nangong's paralyzed drinking, Lu Xiaoxiao wrestled her fingers pitifully, feeling so weak for the first time: "You...what are you asking?"
Nangong Jin: "..."
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