Chapter 1060 The Violent Little Tsundere
Rabbits use ultrasound to pronounce, so Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't hear or understand Mo Xieyang's crackling curses!
"Yo, it's not a mouse! What kind of species is this little thing with explosive force value?" Lu Xiaoxiao has never had any resistance to cute things. When she saw Mo Xieyang, her eyes were obviously raised There was an interest to keep for myself.
"You...are you a long-haired rabbit?" Lu Xiaoxiao observed vigorously.
Mo Xieyang snorted coldly: I thought you, a woman, were blind! Unexpectedly, he could still recognize Lao Tzu's original form.
Lu Xiaoxiao said: "It's not like that! Although I have never raised long-haired rabbits, I have seen all kinds of long-haired rabbits. Your appearance is completely incompatible with the appearance of long-haired rabbits! Except for some Except for the two big ears, you look more like a pig!"
After all, Lu Xiaoxiao murmured to herself with twitching eyes: "Could it be that this guy is the result of a marriage between a pig and a rabbit in the devil world?"
When Mo Xieyang heard this, he immediately became furious.
You are the offspring of a pig and a rabbit! Your whole family is born of pigs and rabbits!
What the hell! So angry! Can pigs and rabbits breed together? A dead woman without eyesight! Ahhh! I'm so pissed off!
God! O earth! Hurry up and let Tianlei kill this woman in front of me!
"Crack——"
As expected, a thunderbolt struck down with lightning speed, but it was not Lu Xiaoxiao, but the maddened long-haired rabbit opposite Lu Xiaoxiao.
Looking at his hair covered in burns and thick black smoke, Mo Xieyang felt that his life had completely collapsed.
What kind of woman did he meet?
How many lifetimes of bad luck has he had?
Why did he pass through the test well, but unexpectedly met this woman who was incompatible with his destiny? Not only ruined his life, but also ruined his hair!
Who doesn't know that Mo Xieyang likes him the most? Who doesn't know that Mo Xieyang cherishes his fur the most?
Not in the mood to quarrel with Lu Xiaoxiao anymore, Mo Xieyang walked quickly to the edge of the cliff, jumped off, walked to the edge of the lake, looked into the water of the lake, and then the whole person, no, it should be the whole rabbit is not well.
The curly hair, which had already been struck by lightning, made a "whoosh" sound when he saw himself in the water, and then his whole body became stiff, and he fell to the ground and passed out.
At the moment when he fainted, Mo Xieyang remembered what Lu Xiaoxiao said just now, and felt bitter in his heart.
Not only did he fail to hit the Sky Demon level, he really turned into a pig! He looks like a pig, really, really!
Lu Xiaoxiao chased after Mo Xieyang, looking at the long-haired rabbit who was directly stunned by the lake, Lu Xiaoxiao laughed very sympathetically.
This stinky rabbit is so funny that it fainted because it was so ugly after being struck by lightning.
Mo Xieyang was woken up by Lu Xiaoxiao's loud laughter.
this woman! this woman! ! Even when he passed out, she wouldn't let him go! ! ! It's too much! ! ! !
Just jumped up from the ground, ready to give Lu Xiaoxiao a head-on blow, even if he can't kill this woman now, he can still disfigure her. Unexpectedly, he moved fast, and Lu Xiaoxiao moved even faster.
Seeing that the unlucky rabbit was unconscious, Lu Xiaoxiao kindly took out a basin from the space ring, and poured water on the long-haired rabbit.
So Mo Xieyang, the Great Demon King, gave another sad reminder.
The agreement was hit head-on, and was finally drowned by a basin of cold lake water.
"Yo, you're awake." Lu Xiaoxiao said with a smile, "I saw you passed out from anger, so I kindly called you."
Mo Xie stared at Lu Xiaoxiao: Is this called him kindly? Your heart and lungs are black, right? !
"Hey, to be honest, should I call you little rabbit or little piggy?"
Mo Xieyang: ...
He is a rabbit! Rabbit all right! ! Rabbit all right! ! !
"I want to call you little piggy, and you have such long ears. I want to call you rabbit, but you look like a pig..." Lu Xiaoxiao expressed that she was very conflicted.
Mo Xieyang ran away and yelled: "You beat me like a pig's face, okay? You only slapped people in the face, and you seriously injured me in the face twice. You have the nerve to call me a pig. Are you It's a pig! Your whole family is a pig!"
However, the big demon king who was beaten back to his original form couldn't speak, because what he said was silent. From what Lu Xiaoxiao heard, at most, he could hear the rabbit make two inaudible "whirring" sounds .
"Hoo hoo?" Lu Xiaoxiao tilted her head, scholar Mo Xieyang yelled twice, and then suddenly realized: "Pigs just hoo hoo, so you are really a pig with long ears!"
Mo Xieyang: ...! ! !
The big devil looked up at the sky sadly at a forty-five-degree angle, he didn't understand why the thunder came to strike him just now. This woman is disgusting and uneducated, why does God protect her?
In fact, it's not really Lu Xiaoxiao's fault. Because Lu Xiaoxiao started out as a mafia boss relying on space and domineering since she was a child, can you let her specialize in learning how pigs and rabbits call?
In Lu Xiaoxiao's theory, pigs just scream "huchihuchi", and rabbits are dumb and silent. And the thing in front of him made a "whoosh" sound, it was obvious - it was a pig!
"Hey, little piggy, my sister thinks you look pretty cute, why don't you just follow me! My sister promises to be responsible for you and feed you three meals a day, how about it?"
Mo Xieyang glared at Lu Xiaoxiao viciously.
This woman, how dare she treat him as a domestic pet! ! !
He, Mo Xieyang, would be treated as a house pet one day! ! ! !
"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!"
Mo Xieyang's face became serious. Today either Lu Xiaoxiao died or he died. Although judging from the current situation, the possibility of his death is almost 100%! But he, Mo Xieyang, had never been a person who was afraid of death.
He's just pity...
But all of them can't compare to the humiliation brought to him by the woman in front of him.
He would rather die than be someone else's pet!
Lu Xiaoxiao looked at the long-haired pig with rabbit ears in front of her, and felt that this little thing was really cute.
Grumpy, stinky, and a little tsundere!
"How? Do you agree?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked with a smile.
She swore that she really didn't know that she had done such a heartless and insane thing to Mo Xieyang. If she knew, she wouldn't do it at all, and even if she did, she wouldn't beat him up in the face, let alone ask him to be her pet.
But doesn't she know this?
Not only did she not know, but Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was extremely patient with this spiritual little thing.