Chapter 1058: The Great Demon King Who Urines 2

Squatting on the edge of the cliff, there is river water below, and after urinating, it will be washed away by the river, so she feels that she still has a sense of environment.

Just as she was taking off her trousers, a colorful aurora-like beauty suddenly appeared in the sky, which made Lu Xiaoxiao almost stunned.

What a nice view!

Really beautiful!

But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't stop her from peeing.

So Lu Xiaoxiao hummed a ditty and hissed at the lake below.

By the lake, a man sat cross-legged.

A head of gray hair was scattered casually on his shoulders, and there was a faint smile between his brows and the corners of his eyes.

The eyebrows are dark without drawing, the lips are fresh without drawing, and the outstanding facial features are full of elegance that is hard to match in the world. Just such a casual lip lift gave rise to a confusing feeling, which was an indescribable elegance.

Today, he is in a rare good mood. He believed that the place he had found was remote enough and unexpected enough for some people.

Facts have proved that it is true.

The archmage used his last life to divination for him, telling him that the day when the nine stars will be linked together will be the beginning of a new era. So he chose to break through the Sky Demon level today.

The Sky Demon class, who has been absent for ten thousand years, is finally coming back today!

When he breaks through this barrier again, he can fight against Voldemort!

Waited for ten thousand years! Dodged for ten thousand years! I have been frustrated for ten thousand years!

Today, he will once again stand proudly on the highest stage in the demon world.

Those who hurt him, his brother, and his brother's family will all have to pay a heavy price for their betrayal!

He wants to let these people know that he is not a person who can be betrayed at will.

If there were people by the lake, they would definitely be able to notice that at this moment, around the gray-haired man's body, there was a beautiful multicolored scene, and these colors just set off against the aurora-like beauty in the sky.

At this moment, he has entered the final juncture. It can be said that he has rushed over the most important part, and the rest, he is 100% sure that he can successfully hit the sky demon level within the next hour.

The man's hip-length gray hair was slightly raised, and in a peaceful atmosphere, he gently hit the barrier of the Heavenly Demon Level.

"Da da... da da da..."

The gray-haired man frowned.

Clearly fine weather, where does the water come from?

He is at the most critical moment, how could there be water dripping on his head?

The man's pretty brows furrowed tighter and tighter, and his heart was so irritated by the water dripping from nowhere. The slightly raised hair began to show some signs of fluttering.

"Huh huh—"

In the midst of depression, the water dripping from his head instantly turned into a rushing sound, a small jet of water poured down from the center of his head, wet his hair, and then fell on his back along the hair, and some The ones "tick-tick-tick" slid down the face, between the eyes, the tip of the nose, and finally converged to the lips, and fell into the mouth along the lips.

In fact, when the "water column" slipped onto his nose, he already smelled something wrong.

Although the smell of this smell is very small, it is indeed a smell of urine, hey!

And the most tragic thing is that the moment he smelled it, the water on his lips had already flowed into his mouth.

The man's body trembled suddenly, and his face turned red with the tremor.

Urine!

Urine! !

It's urine! ! !

He has a cleanliness, a cleanliness, a cleanliness! ! !

The man's originally peaceful heart galloped past 100 million grass and mud horses in an instant. They galloped past, galloped back, galloped back and forth, galloped continuously, and repeated.

The man's face became redder and darker under the disturbance of the 100 million mud horses.

In the sky, the originally quiet and colorful aurora began to fluctuate uncomfortably, and the fluctuations became more and more violent.

While booing, Lu Xiaoxiao stared at the aurora in the sky with her mouth slightly open. There were only four words in her mind: The situation is changing!

After a shock, she originally wanted to pile up a cake, but it was not morning and she couldn't pull it out, so she wiped her butt and prepared to pull up her pants.

But when his eyes flicked to the toilet paper, he found a piece of bright red.

Only then did I remember that her aunt's time had come and her aunt had come.

With a sigh in my heart, the day I least like every month is Aunt Day.

After looking at the lake, which is still relatively liquid, she now has both space and a trash can. Although she feels a little inappropriate, throwing paper in the river is better than throwing paper in the woods, right? Throw it on the ground casually, in case someone comes over, it will affect the mood very much. Throw it into the lake, and the paper will eventually be broken down.

So, with a little guilt, Lu Xiaoxiao threw the paper down.

After the paper fell, it just flew over the man's head.

At this moment, the man was so angry that he was about to lose his temper because of some bastard's piss, and he was trying every means to calm the anger in his heart, trying to straighten out the chaotic qi in his body.

Suddenly, something flew overhead. He thought it was a leaf falling from the woods on the cliff, so he endured it. My heart was a little calmer.

After all, there is a natural object covering his head, and he can still smell the smell of dead leaves, which can dilute the smell of urine from that bastard just now.

When he breaks through the barrier, he will definitely make this bastard pay a heavy price! He will let this bastard drink a lot of urine from him, and then he will see if he wants to eat shit according to his mood!

But……

Why do the leaves above my head smell bloody?

There was a "click" in the man's heart.

He hides well!

No one knows where he is except his seven brothers?

Could it be...

Could it be that he was betrayed again? ? ? ! ! !

Will not!

Absolutely impossible! ! !

His brothers today are completely different from those back then. Even if they face death, they will never betray him.

But if not, where did the bloody smell come from?

The man's mind swayed violently again, and the colorful aurora in the sky gradually returned to stability, and suddenly began to violently turbulent again.

Another leaf fell, this time, the leaf did not fall on the man's head, but fell in the palm of the man's hands.

The man pinched it with his hands, until it was moist.

Not leaves! It is paper.

toilet paper! ! !

The man's closed eyes suddenly opened, and because of the excessive movement, the thing on his head also fell down, it was still straw paper!

And it was straw paper stained with blood! ! !

Thinking about the urine that fell on his head just now, and looking at the blood-stained paper, the man knew what it was without even guessing.