Chapter 239 238. You Can but He Can't (1)

On the way back to the beach, Li Du saw a group of teenagers playing on inline roller skates.

Long Beach has the famous bicycle lanes in the United States, but there are very few people who actually ride bicycles here, most of them are playing inline skates or skateboards.

Looking at the way the teenagers cheered and chased after each other, he was a little envious. At the same age, he studied hard in the classroom and helped his father set up a stall selling pancakes and fruits on the street, while these children were enjoying their youth.

Different people have different fates, Mr. Li couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Back on the beach, Hans was kissing a red-haired beauty in his arms. Li Du couldn't interrupt him, so he could only awkwardly say to Tina: "Sorry, my buddy sent an invitation."

Tina smiled and said, "The first time I saw it, I knew that this is a guy who can send invitations anytime, anywhere, for four quarters of the year, three months of the whole season, thirty days of the whole month, and 24 hours a day. .”

Li Du felt that this evaluation was very pertinent.

Tina didn't stay behind, she handed Li Du a craft bag, then put on a bikini and went back to the beach.

Just like the previous two times, they met like clouds and wind, and then separated like clouds and wind.

But for some reason, Li Du felt that Tina looked like a confidante after three times of contact.

He opened the small bag, and inside was a stack of banknotes, which he knew to be two thousand yuan without counting.

Li Du smiled and put away the money. It was lent to the girl when he was separated from Sedona last time. He had forgotten about it when they met this time, but Tina still remembered it.

Seeing him get the money from Tina, the red-haired beauty next to Hans was a little surprised, and said, "What does this handsome guy do? The legendary Mr. Playmate? He makes a lot of money."

Hans laughed and said: "I know this guy, a little boy, he has a good job and makes money every time."

Li Du said loudly: "Hans Fox, my good brother, it's great to meet you here, by the way, have you cured your genital warts? I know an Indian witch doctor, it is said that he cured this thing I have a lot of experience!"

People around turned their heads to look at him with weird eyes.

Hans was dumbfounded and shouted, "Fake, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Li Du pretended to be fierce and looked around: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a man get genital warts?"

The red-haired girl looked like she had seen a ghost, pushed Hans away and ran away, spitting as she ran.

Turis and the others laughed loudly and shouted strangely:

"Good job, Boss Li!"

"Boss Fu, you have been tricked!"

"Oh, poor Boss Fu, the beauty I got flew away."

Hans raised his middle finger at them helplessly, and said, "I must have done something wrong, otherwise why would God punish me for knowing you bastards?"

After staying in Long Beach for another day and night, the group drove back to Flagstaff City.

Turis and the others returned directly, while Li Du and Hans changed trains and went to Phoenix to join the 100,000 club in the association.

The 300,000 income this time is definitely well documented, plus the 200,000 that they sold old photos to a black professor in Tucson last time, they can definitely join the 100,000 club.

Along the way, Hans was in high spirits, singing all kinds of songs while sitting in the car, all kinds of longing for a happy life after joining the 100,000 Club.

Li Du couldn't stand it any longer, and said with a smile: "Be quiet, Boss Fu, there is an old saying in China, it's called Huanxi, the hen woman beats the rotten eggs, and it's not a good thing to be too complacent."

Hans pointed his middle finger at the sky and shouted loudly: "These words are absolutely nonsense. I, Hans Fox, believe that everything is man-made! I don't believe in God! My fate is my decision!"

The car arrived in Phoenix and entered the branch of the American Warehousing and Treasure Picking Association here. Hans was even more proud.

Seeing them coming, the fat girl Valerie smiled and said, "Whoa, whoa, let's see who's here? Arizona treasure hunters! Welcome back!"

Hans laughed loudly and said: "It seems that our deeds have been reported back to Arizona, and there is no need for too much praise. On behalf of Arizona, it is our duty to teach those arrogant bastards in California a lesson!"

Arizona and California are neighbors. Chinese people value distant relatives rather than close neighbors, while Americans believe that distance creates beauty, and good people create evil neighbors.

The relationship between the two states has not been very good. People in California look down on Arizona and think it is a barbaric place. People here are poor, unqualified and assholes.

People in Arizona think people in California are cold blooded, they only care about money, they're fucking vampires and sissies.

Therefore, once many industries in the two states come together, there will be strong competition, and whoever wins will gain the limelight in the state's industry.

Except for Valerie, the others saw that the two had also changed their attitudes, making various jokes and flattering.

Some people even came up to pat Hans for picking up treasures, and said, "You guys did a great job this time. The sissies in California were cleaned up by you, right?"

Hans raised his head and said, "It's not a simple clean-up, brother, they suffered miserably, this time they lost miserably, both the bid king and the second bid king's warehouse took garbage, those idiots!"

Li Du felt that it was not good to be so high-profile, so he winked at Hans and said, "I'm a little tired, let's get down to business."

Hans shrugged and said, "Of course, of course, dear Miss Valerie, you should know what we are here for, right?"

As he spoke, he took out an emerald-like blue-green transparent shell from his bag and handed it to Valerie. The shell opened, and a small miniature garden appeared inside.

This is a characteristic work of art in Long Beach, which is very valuable. This piece of shell costs more than four hundred dollars.

Seeing this gift, Valerie cheered, grabbed Hans, and gave him a passionate kiss.

Hans struggled hard, but he couldn't escape the fat girl's fat claws!

"For God's sake, dear girl, get to work!"

This was the first time that Li Du saw Hans actively pushing away the opposite sex's intimacy.

After parting, he laughed softly and said, "You are really willing to spend money to pick up girls, but do you really want to pick up Valerie? This is a good girl..."

Hans said depressedly: "Who wants to pick on Valerie? We are good friends!"

Li Du asked: "Then why did you give her such an expensive gift? For a friend? This thing is usually given to the girl you like?"

Hans said helplessly: "Yes, I was going to give it to the red-haired girl yesterday, but you scared me away."

Li Du said: "Then I did a good deed, this thing is more suitable for Valerie than for that girl."

Indeed, after receiving this gift, Valerie felt better and worked much faster.

A few minutes later, she took out a form and handed it to Li Du, and said cheerfully, "Come on, Li, fill in your information, and I will take care of it for you today, so that you can join the 100,000 Club."

Hans asked with a smile, "What about mine?"

Valerie giggled and said, "I think you can join in next time."

Hans's smile froze a bit: "Stop joking, baby."

Valerie stopped laughing, and said seriously: "I'm not joking, Boss Fu, you can't join the 100,000 club yet..."

Li Du was surprised: "Why?!"