Chapter 311 Did I Accidentally Press the Fast Forward Button on My Life?
Girl Jiu Deng's heart was completely broken.
Why should I cry into tears, and why should I cry under the covers? What a wish! Why would my teenage self think so far ahead...Why, why is this?
Where is the girl's heart? Where is the girl's heart that was promised? Is this completely a young woman’s desire? No, it’s just a mother’s heart and a grandma’s heart! It has nothing to do with girlishness at all!
Miss Jiudeng's head hammer hit the table again and again.
The thick tabletop couldn't bear it, and cracks appeared... and finally, it collapsed!
Song Shuhang closed his mouth and silently watched the Jiu Deng girl convulsing, not daring to speak out to stop her.
The girl Jiu Deng, who had a broken head, raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang - Do you really want to marry him and have two naughty children?
How is this possible? How can you have children with different genders?
How to break this wish?
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Bang bang bang bang...
Song Shuhang's ears suddenly heard the sound of firecrackers, which was extremely lively.
Huh? What happened?
Song Shuhang blinked his eyes and sat in front of the mirror in a daze.
Beside him, there were several makeup artists applying makeup on him, patting various powders on his face unceremoniously.
On the right is a row of dresses, and he is also wearing a black dress...
Behind him were a smiling Mother Song and a pleased Father Song.
——What kind of divine expansion is this?
"Finally, it's time for Shuhang to get married." Song's mother smiled with tears in her eyes, wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes from time to time.
"It's not easy. Oh, mother, why are you crying again? Today is my son's happy day. Wipe your tears quickly and don't make others laugh." Song's father lowered his voice.
What? Get a wife? ?
Is there something wrong with my ears? Why did he suddenly become a wife?
Wait,
Let me refresh my memory!
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Song Shuhang vaguely remembered that he was talking to Tu Bo, Gao Moumou, and Zhuge Zhongyang brother and sister? Sisters Lu Fei walked together. The destination is a resort island in the East China Sea.
Then, something happened to the plane mid-flight. Later, the crashed plane took his group of people into the mysterious island, and then... fucked him. All memories of what happened on the mysterious island are gone.
Is the memory sealed?
Song Shuhang frowned and thought hard - he didn't have any memory, and it turned out that the memory was sealed!
Okay, even if the memory of the mysterious island is gone...but what is going on in front of me?
Why are you wearing makeup? And what was Mama Song talking about just now? Get a wife?
Are you kidding me? I've never even been in love. Why skip the steps of falling in love and get into the process of getting married?
Could it be that I accidentally pressed the fast forward button on my life?
Something must be wrong.
Song Shuhang immediately thought of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'. Mobile phone, where is my mobile phone? I want to go to the group to ask the seniors what happened.
While he was thinking this, the conversation between Song's mother and Song's father continued.
Song's mother said: "I'm not excited."
She wiped away her tears and continued: "Ever since Shuhang and his friends went out for fun four years ago, the plane had an accident. Ever since I came back, I have been acting stupidly. This stupidity has lasted four years. I don't even think about it. I know what to do. I see the boys next door getting married one by one and starting a family. And then I think that our stupid Shuhang may not even be able to get a wife. I feel so uncomfortable. I feel sad all night long. Can't sleep."
What? Four years? Four years have passed since I came out of the mysterious island?
And I've been acting stupid all this time?
Could it be that something went wrong when he set the memory seal in his mind when he came out of the mysterious island, and he accidentally made himself a fool for four years?
It's so terrible that I have been a fool for four years!
Song's mother choked for a while: "But I didn't expect that Silly Shuhang four years ago would actually date a girl at some point. Moreover, this girl didn't dislike Song Shuhang's stupidity and was willing to marry him. I really Very happy, woo woo, if Shuhang recovers from his stupid state. That would be even better, woo woo..."
Father Song hugged Mother Song, patted her back gently, and comforted her in a low voice.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The girl I dated four years ago? Will you marry me?
who is it?
Song Shuhang's mind immediately recalled several girls he had come into contact with four years ago.
His classmate Lu Fei was the first one he thought of. After all, she was the first to confess to herself. But the possibility that she would marry him in an idiotic state is the smallest, and the relationship between the two is not that good yet.
Next is Miss Yurouzi, although I really hope it is her... but it is not very likely. She just regarded Song Shuhang as an enthusiastic senior in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" and a kind person who helped her. The two only met twice in total, and there was no relationship like that between a man and a woman.
Then there was Su Clan’s Sixteen. Like Yu Rouzi, Su Clan’s Sixteen had only met Song Shuhang a few times. But the relationship between Su Clan's Sixteenth and Song Shuhang is a little more complicated than the simple Yu Rouzi. But... her chances are still very small. The Tianhe Su family is a very powerful family, and its power is no weaker than the peak sects like the Wuji Demon Sect. It is not so easy for Su Clan's Sixteenth to get married. Not to mention marrying the demented Song Shuhang.
In addition to these three girls, he also has an Onion Lady growing on the Enlightenment Stone in his hand. But Lady Onion couldn't wait to take a bite of his flesh, let alone marry him! She might wish that Song Shuhang would die soon.
Wait, I have lost my memory for four years, where has Senior Bai gone?
Could it be that even Senior Bai couldn't solve his amnesia and had to leave?
Did Senior Bai leave him a message or something?
It's so nerve-wracking... I actually lost my memory for four years.
Just when Song Shuhang was in great distress, Song's father came forward and pulled him up after changing into his formal clothes.
"Let's go, son. Today is your special day. Remember, don't make a fuss." Song's father patted Song Shuhang's shoulder, stretched out his hand to pull him up, and led him downstairs.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and followed Father Song downstairs.
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The wedding venue was arranged in a cathedral in Wenzhou City.
Yes, Song Shuhang heard it right, it was that huge church. It is also very famous in Wenzhou City, and many couples choose to hold their weddings in this spectacular place.
But Song Shuhang always felt that it was strangely inconsistent to hold his wedding in a cathedral.
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Song Shuhang, who was in a state of confusion, was put into the wedding car by Song's father. Accompanied by Song's father, he arrived at the cathedral all the way.
When he stepped off the wedding car, he saw a crowd gathering at the edge of the cathedral.
There were grown-up versions of Tu Bo, Gao Moumou, Yang De and the others, as well as Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue and others, as well as sisters Lu Fei. Sure enough, the bride was not Lu Fei.
In addition to this group of college classmates, there are also some friends of Song Shuhang's childhood, neighbors next door, and a large number of relatives.
When they saw Shuhang appear, these relatives and friends gave him their most sincere blessings!
Along the long red carpet, Song's father took Song Shuhang into the church. Because Song Shuhang's condition is somewhat special, Song's father needs to hold him.
After entering the huge church, Shuhang could see more relatives and friends standing inside.
At the same time, a woman wearing a white wedding dress came forward. He was supported by a middle-aged man and walked slowly towards Song Shuhang.
Her head was covered with a pure white veil. Her veil was special. It was not a transparent one, but a white gauze scarf with a string of pearls, which completely covered the woman's face. Song Shuhang's eyes widened. I couldn't even see her face clearly.
Although she couldn't see her appearance clearly, this woman's figure was domineering, with perfect hyperbolic curves, which were big where they should be big and thin where they should be thin.
With this domineering figure, as long as a woman looks good, she can be considered a beauty.
Who is the one?
Song Shuhang was extremely curious...Who was this woman who still decided to marry him even though he had been demented for four years?
Or, could he become a hero again - the taker?
When the woman came to him, Song Shuhang suppressed his curiosity and stretched out his hand. Like a qualified groom, he took the small hand of the woman in the wedding dress from the middle-aged man and gently held her arm.
Song's mother cried with joy.
Father Song also looked pleased.
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The wedding march sounded.
Dang~dangdang~~dang~dangdang~~
Song Shuhang held the soft and boneless hand of his 'last wife', and the two of them slowly came to the priest who presided over the wedding.
Perhaps because he knew that Song Shuhang was a 'dementia', the priest who presided over the wedding did not say a word of nonsense in the opening ceremony. There is no such thing as the classic "Whether she is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?" ’ Q&A.
There was no question: ‘Will you marry him? ’ and ‘Will you marry her? ’ Q&A.
As soon as the pastor came up, he held a Bible and began to bless and pray for the newlyweds. I wish them a lifetime of love and a long life together...
After the prayer, there was still no unnecessary nonsense and we went directly to the scene of exchanging wedding rings.
Keep everything simple.
Song Shuhang suppressed his inner curiosity and exchanged wedding rings with the bride.
Huge diamond rings sparkled on his and the bride's fingers.
But even at this moment, Song Shuhang still had a strong sense of unreality in his heart. His mood at this time could be summed up in one sentence - Damn it, I got married like this!
"May God bless you." The pastor blessed the newlyweds loudly.
Next, the most important moment came.
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and gently lifted the bride's veil that was covered with pearls - let me see who is willing to marry me who has been demented for four years! (To be continued.)