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Chapter 348: Hello, Is This Fellow Daoist Jiao Ba? I Want to Book a Big Tsunami.

What does the one-time Song Shuhang mean? Is there any close connection between this thing and the disposable flying sword and the disposable meteor sword?

When thinking about this, Song Shuhang felt that his bladder was a little full and swollen, and he suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate...

"Senior...can you introduce to me the functions of this 'disposable Song Shuhang 001 version'?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.

"Don't worry, there are no exaggerated functions." Venerable White comforted Song Shuhang with a smile: "This is a talisman I adapted based on the 'Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique'. Didn't I say yesterday that I wanted you to experience it first?" Any experience of successfully jumping over the Dragon Gate? This is what I made for you to experience jumping over the Dragon Gate."

"Hey...Senior. I just want to ask, will it make me 'piu~' spiral into the sky?" Song Shuhang asked nervously - if I can 'piu~' and use the 'Blade Storm' mode, it will If he ascends to heaven, he will have no choice but to immediately use the special skill "Five Hundred Ways to Surrender to Human Monks" to Senior Bai!

"You are not a flying sword, so complex runes cannot be imprinted on you." Venerable White explained in a leisurely manner: "This 'disposable Song Shuhang 001 version' has only one function, which greatly simplifies the 'Wanli' function." Flying Escape Technique' has left the most basic power function. It can add a powerful upward thrust to your body, allowing you to reverse the Longmen Falls.

So... with it, even if you accidentally swim into a tsunami area, as long as you activate it, you can use its powerful driving force to break out of the tsunami area. Moreover, I will always be guarding the beach as long as you activate the 'Disposable Song Shuhang Version 001'. I can pick you up right away. "

Hear this. Song Shuhang suddenly breathed a sigh of relief - that is to say. This is something like a motor, which can increase his power. Even in a tsunami, he can ride the wind and waves with the 'Disposable Song Shuhang Version 001' and come in the waves. It sounds very good!

Since it wouldn't spiral into the sky, he was relieved.

"Then senior... I will go to the sea." Song Shuhang was in a good mood and waved his hand. Rushed into the sea.

Venerable White smiled slightly and continued to stand on the reef in a daze.

After Song Shuhang entered the water, he swam happily for a while and then plunged into the seabed.

Before diving, he had already performed a 'Turtle Breath Technique' on himself. This Turtle Breath Technique that Senior Bai taught him when he flew into the universe in a helicopter last time has endless magical uses.

After a Turtle Breathing Technique, you don't have to breathe for several hours, and you can save a lot of oxygen for Mother Earth every day.

Venerable White remained silently in a daze for a long time.

At this time, his cell phone rang, and His Holiness swiped open the phone screen. The caller displayed on the phone was ‘Jiao Zhenjun Jiao Ba Daoyou’.

Venerable White stretched himself and clicked on the phone. Then hold the phone at arm's length.

"Hey, it's Fellow Daoist Bai, long time no see, hahaha~~Sorry, I was in the process of giving birth to my twenty-sixth baby with my third wife just now, so I didn't answer your call. By the way, do you have anything to do with me?" On the other end of the phone, There was a "rumbling" sound like thunder, and the sound was very heroic.

This Jiao Zhenjun Jiao Ba is one of Senior Bai's old Taoist friends.

Not long ago, Venerable White wanted to organize a 'walking tractor competition', so he searched for the telephone contact information of many old Taoist friends. This Jiao Zhenjun Jiao Ba is one of Venerable Bai's old Taoist friends.

"Well, I originally wanted to ask you to get together in a few days. I wonder if you are free. It's been more than a hundred years since our group of fellow Taoists met." Venerable White said with a smile.

"Khan, fellow Taoist Bai... you are the one I haven't seen in more than a hundred years. A group of us still meet every few decades. It's just that you have been in seclusion for more than a hundred and fifty years and haven't seen us. "The voice of Lord Jiao on the other side continued to rumble.

Venerable Bai: "..."

"However, I haven't seen each other for more than twenty years recently. You make an appointment at a time and place, and I will inform other fellow Taoists that we have to get together properly. Congratulations on your release." Jiao Zhenjun laughed.

Venerable White nodded and said, "Okay, I will set a location in a few days and inform you all. Then, now I have something to trouble you with."

Jiao Zhenjun asked: "What's the matter?"

"I remember the *** coordinates of the East China Sea are your territory, right? I want to book a small area with you, but it requires a powerful tsunami. Is it possible?" asked Venerable White.

"Haha, no problem. However, I have transferred this territory to my twenty-first daughter now. Just wait, I will contact her later and ask her to send you a big tsunami. By the way, I will ask her to contact you directly. You can talk to her yourself about the specific range, size, height, and power of the tsunami." Jiao Zhenjun laughed.

It seems that over the past hundred years, Lord Jiao's territory has expanded a lot... and he has begun to allocate the territory to his children.

"Your twenty-first daughter? Born in the last hundred years? Well, let her contact me. When the matter is settled, I will give her a red envelope for meeting." Venerable White said with a smile.

"Fellow Daoist Bai, you are so polite, hahahaha~~ I have given birth to several children in the past hundred years. From nineteen to twenty-five, they are all daughters, which is really weird. I am now working hard to give birth to my twentieth child. Six, I want to have another son. That way, I will have eleven sons, just enough to form a football team. Then ten years later, I can lead my son’s football team to the stupid abalone’s cave and do it Let’s play with his son’s team.” Mr. Jiao Zhen said proudly.

Venerable Bai: "..."

In order to form a men's football team for his son, Jiao Zhenjun worked hard enough. This is his real desperate effort, and he has sacrificed seven lives...seven daughters, and depending on the situation, if the twenty-sixth child is still a daughter, Jiao Zhenjun will have to continue to fight hard.

"Then I'll hang up the phone first. I'll let my daughter call you later." Jiao Zhenjun's thunderous voice rumbled, and he hung up the phone after a moment.

Venerable White took out his ears and silently put the phone back in front of him.

The problem of Jiao Zhenjun's loud voice was something that he had experienced when he used the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Spell. In recent years, as his strength has steadily improved, his voice has become louder and louder.

While he was thinking, Venerable White's phone rang again.

An unknown number called.

She must be the daughter of Lord Jiaoba. Venerable White opened his phone and answered the call.

"Hello, is this Senior Bai? I am Yu Jiaojiao. I just heard your father tell you the specific situation. Senior Bai, where are you? I can go see you and discuss it in detail?" a very cute girl said. The sound came from the phone.

"Okay, my coordinates are..." Venerable Bai reported his coordinates to Yu Jiaojiao.

By the way, why did Jiao Ba's child get such a cute name as Yu Jiaojiao? (To be continued.)

ps: Speaking of which, I suddenly realized... I have exceeded one million words. It's gratifying, it's gratifying.

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